July 21st, 2011
What Are These Rednecks Up To?
It’s time to play “What Are These Rednecks Up To?”! I personally think pops is dumping himself in his motorized cart. Leave your ideas in the comments!
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What Are These Rednecks Up To?,
It’s time to play “What Are These Rednecks Up To?”! I personally think pops is dumping himself in his motorized cart. Leave your ideas in the comments!
Texas
What Are These Rednecks Up To?,
197 Comments, Comment or Ping
Preparing for some head
July 21st, 2011
Is that chair also a toilet?
July 21st, 2011
Remind me to never touch one of those motorized carts.
July 21st, 2011
Somebody pull up that man’s pants!
July 21st, 2011
Eeeewwww, that seat’s gonna be a little slippery.
July 21st, 2011
On her off time, from shoveling parade Elephants poop, Gladis helps her husband stay mobile and sanitary. It seems she can never get away from her “dutys”
July 21st, 2011
I would like to know why his shorts are almost off? gross!! WTF is wrong with people??!!??
July 21st, 2011
He has a turtle poking out and don’t want to stain his draws!
July 21st, 2011
That’s just wrong in so many ways… ya think he likes the feel of the hot seat on his bare ass?
July 21st, 2011
Looks like he’s going to take a crap haha. Too bad he’s not on a toilet. Maybe he doesn’t care.
July 21st, 2011
Nasty! I will not let me Grandma use those carts anymore! Pull up your damn pants, what is the matter with you people!
July 21st, 2011
wounder if the trailer is for them to be hauled around? or maybe that is there home as well?
July 21st, 2011
That’s a old type of low rider
July 21st, 2011
“Shitter’s full!”
July 21st, 2011
Sorry, Honey. I can’t figure out how how to flush it either.
July 21st, 2011
I’m just wondering if he should really eat that candy bar that he is gripping so tightly?
July 21st, 2011
They are about to harness the power of the awesome Walmart motorized cart…clearly it can handle at least a 1 ton load.
July 21st, 2011
Pop’s farted and Ma wants to smell it!
July 21st, 2011
“You smell sumpin’ back here?”
“Nope.”
July 21st, 2011
Shes looking for one of those levers that make the seat spin so he can get his fat sweaty ass up and get back in the trailer and eat something.
July 21st, 2011
“shitter was full”
July 21st, 2011
Emptying the bag into the camper tank??
July 21st, 2011
Making last minute preparations to race in the POWM 500.
July 21st, 2011
I think you’re right. Except for the part where you said “his motorized cart.” What you meant was “WalMart’s motorized cart.”
July 21st, 2011
Sorry Mabel…I thought this was the commode…good thing we borrowed it from Walmart!
July 21st, 2011
No Pa, I can’t find the toilet paper.
July 21st, 2011
Should they actually be allowed to drive? Now it will make me wonder what all the people look like in those campers when we drive by them.
July 21st, 2011
port-a-pot
July 21st, 2011
It looks like they are trying to get the cart to move. I think those things have a 2 ton weight limit.
July 21st, 2011
She’s trying to spy where his Dukes of Hazzard thong went.
July 21st, 2011
Waiting on the forklift to get him back in the truck.
July 21st, 2011
Okay Uncle Charley. You sit here with your tin cup until we get enough gas money to make it home. Oh and PULL UP YOUR PANTS FOR GODS SAKE!
July 21st, 2011
Leaving a Bacon Strip!
July 21st, 2011
That girl on the left is thinking “We are so ghetto we not only have an A/C unit where a window clearly should be and my dad is a budding nudist. Ma, bless her soul, is still being that good German daughter by wearing knit wool vests in the 115 degree weather! She is my hero!
July 21st, 2011
Roll Back Feces
July 21st, 2011
I just lost my supper….ew….blech
July 21st, 2011
I’m lovig those sporty shorts he’s wearing! Like he’s gonna get up and JOG?
July 21st, 2011
Sheer Opulence everywhere you look……and that’s only the West Wing.
July 21st, 2011
Your swim suit don’t fit over your fat ass any more. Hope you’re going inside to get one that fits.
July 21st, 2011
Schurleen, it happened again!
July 21st, 2011
They gonna tow the camper with that scooter ?
July 21st, 2011
Rolling Back the Feces
July 21st, 2011
I think she is looking for an eject button… I don’t want to clean the skidmarks on that carts seat. eeeew.
July 21st, 2011
Wal-mart to this guy: “ahhh…..you can just keep the cart…that’s okay with us.”
July 21st, 2011
clearly this idiot forgot to lift the arm, thust his poor wife must unhook his shorts..cause it’s obvious this Dumbass is too stupid to stand up and fix his pants.
July 21st, 2011
Where’s Waldo?
July 21st, 2011
OK, if she can get a grip on the waistband and he accelerates that should pull those succers up.
July 21st, 2011
It looks like he is fixing to eat a candy bar…
or shoot himself up with something…
brings a question to me.. is he lazy and didn’t want to walk.. or does he really need that…
July 21st, 2011
Are those my parents?
July 21st, 2011
I’m don’t know Lando…keep at your smokes while I try to pump it.
July 21st, 2011
WOW Harold, that is one big turd, now let me push you away from the condo and try to lay one myself
July 21st, 2011
Pushing the go button on this cart is so hard, he had to stop and have a snack. Which explains why his pants are coming off, they finally exploded! lol
July 21st, 2011
Look MA, A portable outhouse.
July 21st, 2011
Did ya’ll notice they gots a air-con-di-tion-er in their mobile home?
July 21st, 2011
AHHHHHH!!!! That hot seat sure feels good on my hemorrhoids!
July 21st, 2011
So is grandma….
July 21st, 2011
Pops is recharging the methane tank before they go into the store.
July 21st, 2011
Hey Ma! Did Pa sit on one of his nuts again?
July 21st, 2011
nothing unusual here. Just another day in redneck paradise!
July 21st, 2011
Just like the young folk he is wearing his pants down low…………come on buddy and sport the boxers!!!!
July 21st, 2011
She’s plugging the buggy into the camper generator to charge the battery, and Pops just finished his 17the Budweiser and is trying to empty the old holding tank. We see this all the time at the WalMart, nothing new here!
PS – I live in Wasilla AK
July 21st, 2011
Damn… I didn’t know it was possible to make plastic tires go flat O_O
July 21st, 2011
This epitomises all that is People Of Walmart…FUPA, Plumber Pants, Trailer, Persons of Bigly Size, and Non-Handicapped Person Commandeering the Motorized Scooter. All that was lacking was the back rack, a tattoo, a mullet, and bratty children.
July 21st, 2011
Junior Jr. prepares for the next round of the drinking contest…
July 21st, 2011
man his ass is as bright as the sun
July 21st, 2011
Mas gettin ready to toss a big ole salad for pa
July 21st, 2011
Who saw WALL E? Remember how all the humans on the spaceships had gotten incredibly fat because they stopped doing anything for themselves? That’s the future, you can see it in many of the photos here or at Freaks of the Fast Food, et al.
July 21st, 2011
QUICK GRANDPA GET IN THE KART SO WE CAN TAKE IT TOO OUR CAMPSITE DO WHEELYS IN THE DIRT.
July 21st, 2011
that seat has to be a slip n slide by now
July 21st, 2011
Double-wide has a whole new meaning here…
I am just hoping there is a shoehorn in his basket to help with the hiking of his drawers..lol
July 21st, 2011
“I don’t see what them kids are all fahred up about wearin’ these saggin’ shorts..all it duz is make mah ass stick to the seat…..”
July 21st, 2011
“Shitters full”
July 21st, 2011
Do you notice the lady on the left hand side of the picture? She’s just taking this all in very calmly like it’s an everyday occurrence rather than trying to look as if she doesn’t know them, running and hiding or just fainting dead away out of embarrassment. THAT is what I find the most mind boggling feature of this entire Wal-Mart scenario. LOL
July 21st, 2011
Okay Clem, let me wipe you like a good little whale.
July 21st, 2011
You have all seen the iconic picture taken during the dustbowl days of a woman with her with her two kids , she’s attactive but unwashed from traveling the dirt roads to points west. I think her car is broken down. She has the most forlorn look in her eyes, undoubtedly worrying where she will find shelter, how she will feed her kids.
Now juxtapose that image with this modern day pic of couple of beastly porkers traveling the highways whose greatest concern is” how can get my fatass into this scooter so I can get in there and buy some F’ing pork rinds” !
July 21st, 2011
SHE’S DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY….KISS MY HUSBAND’S FAT ASS TO GET THROUGH LIFE WITH HIM !!!!!
July 21st, 2011
PPLwatcher, I wish I could *like* this about 50 times:
“This epitomises all that is People Of Walmart…FUPA, Plumber Pants, Trailer, Persons of Bigly Size, and Non-Handicapped Person Commandeering the Motorized Scooter. All that was lacking was the back rack, a tattoo, a mullet, and bratty children.”
I needed a laugh tonight!
July 21st, 2011
I absolutely love this web site! I open it up, first thing every morning, to get a laugh and a fresh start on my day. But, I find this particular picture disturbing, especially in light of all the recent occurrences with the economy. I don’t want to be a downer, but this particular photo may be representative of so many of today’s issues. I am sure that no guy of his age wants to be seen with his shorts down, and the (assumed) wife/spouse looks like she is just trying to figure out how the damned scooter works. The girl on the left, I can just here her saying… I’ve driven this thing all day, the back is opened, so get out your pack of Marlboro Reds and light one up…please, just go in the store and get what you need…we’ve got another 400 miles ahead of us…
July 21st, 2011
This must be what Wal-Mart’s Camper Village in the lower parking lot is going to look like. Don’t want to be staying there.
July 21st, 2011
His rear end and gut are so large, he can’t even pull up those gym shorts. I may be mistaken, but it looks like he has different colored socks on.
July 21st, 2011
She’s puttin’ some ointment on his butt sore while he gets a chaw
July 21st, 2011
I think they are trying to copy the story about the guy in the wheelchair getting stuck to the front of a truck and getting pushed down the four lane.
July 21st, 2011
The girl at the front of the trailer looks like the daughter. She looks to be thinking to herself ” So this is what the future holds for me huh” No wonder she looks so depressed…
July 21st, 2011
It looks as if the man’s far leg has either a brace on it or he has a prosthesis, which makes it look as if he has two different socks on. What I noticed was the window air conditioner on the trailer.
July 21st, 2011
I’m sorry if our society has nothing better to do or have so low regard for community that snickering at a man wheel chair bound in a compromising situation is a form of entertainment. Really, isn’t there a line that should be drawn somewhere? How do you know he didn’t lose his home from the economy and is LIVING in that travel trailer? C’mon stick to the ridiculous and leave the infirm alone.
Bullys.
July 21st, 2011
If he had a garbage disposal unit built into the seat, he would never have to get up.
July 21st, 2011
It doesn’t run on electricity, it uses methane.
July 21st, 2011
LOL @ Becky
July 21st, 2011
Do anyone have de guts to yell at that fat pig and tell him to “pull up yo pants, you be ugly, too!”
July 21st, 2011
Where’s the crapper in this thing?
July 21st, 2011
Daughter to parents: “Dad, why do treat every seat like a toilet? And Mom, why are you trying to wipe his butt? I can’t take you guys anywhere!”
July 21st, 2011
This must have been Steinbeck’s motivation to author the Grapes of Wrath
July 21st, 2011
It’s the Walmart version of “Pull my finger.”
July 22nd, 2011
My son and I saw this she is trying to help him pull up his pants, he was parked behind the trailer trying to put stuff in it and as he reached back and forth aparently his pants went down, we saw him trying to get her attention she was in the truck waiting on him.
July 22nd, 2011
“Well I got a hold of the cord…how the hell did ya get that stuck in your ass?”
July 22nd, 2011
“Junior, if you think my lighting this bottle rocket is gonna skip you ‘cross the parkin’ lot in this rig, why I’m happy to oblige. Now you just hold on tight!”
July 22nd, 2011
MalWart gas powered scooter
July 22nd, 2011
Damn Paw, I said the tattoo was sapost ta say I HATE skinny peeple, not I ATE skinny peeple.
July 22nd, 2011
Someone needs to tell this fat (bleep) to pull up his shorts. If he can’t keep them up,he should stay home.
July 22nd, 2011
Only in Texas!
July 22nd, 2011
Dad i think you cart is leaking oil! WAIT THAT IS NOT OIL!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2011
yes Henry, I think you have SHAT yourself.
July 22nd, 2011
The racism on here by yuppie urban trash is unreal.
July 22nd, 2011
@Red – And the racism, sexism and homophobia by inbred redneck white trash is all too real.
July 22nd, 2011
Cut the girl to the far left some slack. Even from this distance I can tell by the look on her face she wants out. I feel sorry for her.
July 22nd, 2011
she’s trying to find the keys!
July 22nd, 2011
yessiree bob, that’s definitely a star I want to hitch my wagon to.
July 22nd, 2011
Am I the only person who feels sorry for these people?
July 22nd, 2011
I think they’re trying to use the battery from the cart to power something in the trailer; the AC perhaps.
July 22nd, 2011
I am now keeping an even safer distance from those motorized chairs, and I thought the cart handles where bad.
July 22nd, 2011
Looks like “Mom” is getting a stool sample.
July 22nd, 2011
Well now he’s working on getting his smokes out while she’s still pulling his jeans off an a tad anxious to get his new Corona swim shorts on, ya’d think they’d of made it to the trailer
July 22nd, 2011
Poor Guy not only can he not walk, but his arms are broke to because he can not pull his pants up or wipe his butt! His wife should of done it for him
since she is down there taking a big whiff to see if he boo booed.
July 22nd, 2011
shes emptying the bathroom hose thingy for him on his cart and hes getting ready to party hard with a beer
July 22nd, 2011
Well, I’m not funny today but here’s what I think is happening. Firstly, they opened the storage hatch so they can get out some stuff they need while shopping at Walmart (or something they’re returning because they only needed to use it once and don’t believe in renting.) Dad has just sat down without having a chance to pull up his shorts that got caught on the seat when he slid back into it. Mom is picking up her key that she just dropped AGAIN, and some ass in the parking lot is capturing this embarrassing little moment so these two can be shamed or demonstrate that they are shameless and have a sense of humour.
July 22nd, 2011
Does this scooter make my butt look big?
July 22nd, 2011
He’s riding dirty
July 22nd, 2011
Dad’s sweaty ass is stuck to the seat of the scooter. Mom’s trying to “git him loose”.
Young un’s smart to stand clear. The only other way for Dad to break the suction that’s holding him fast is to “fart himself up”.
July 22nd, 2011
Charging the battery on the motorized cart off the trailer.
July 22nd, 2011
they’re applying the new butt ointment they got at their friendly area WM pharmacy…cudnt wait to take care of that itch
July 22nd, 2011
Is it illegal for anyone under 400 pounds to use one of those carts?
July 22nd, 2011
“come & listen to my story bout a man named jed……………..”
July 22nd, 2011
He’s prepping himself to make sweet love to his woman in the rolling air conditioned mansion he’s got there.
July 22nd, 2011
“Harold, I am sick and tired of you going everywhere with your pants down. Here’s the spare battery pack. You can ride the scooter home, cause me and Thelma-Lou ain’t havin’ it!”
July 22nd, 2011
Looks like the changin table in the bathroom wasn’t big enough for the Depends change!
July 22nd, 2011
Sexy
July 22nd, 2011
Even his shorts are trying to run away to avoid the sweaty butt that is just inches above them.
July 23rd, 2011
Changing pa’s diapers!
July 23rd, 2011
He plans on hooking his shorts to the RV and use the cart to pull them up. For gods sake I hope not off.
July 23rd, 2011
it’s difficult to say anything bad about these folks, they just look kind of sad to most of us, I imagine, but I’m sure they’re trying their best.
July 23rd, 2011
i think they are trying to jump start their trailer with the cart.
July 24th, 2011
Wow! I wonder why the guys pants and underwear is down while sitting…is there a hole in the chair??
July 24th, 2011
For the love of God and ALL things sacred!!! Now I KNOW we’re gonna have to get mom her own scooter…that’s just wrong on so many levels and I don’t think sanitary wipes will fix it…just sayin!
July 24th, 2011
Brings a whole new meaning to “Porta-Potty”
July 24th, 2011
The Walmart Shart Cart!
July 25th, 2011
My heart goes out to these folks, Yes its the picture for “America 2011″ replacing “Destitute pea pickers in California”
I bet later on, the poor girl on the left got an ass crewing for not “helip-in-with-da-situation”. What a vacation.
July 26th, 2011
Let’s see if i can fit the carts in the trunk without you getting off of em!
July 26th, 2011
Looks like they are using WalMarts Electric chair to power up their vehicle
July 26th, 2011
Shucks Maaaa I think I made a mess. Sorry bout that! Glad its the Walmart cart & not ours!
July 26th, 2011
They’re gonna be leavin skid marks, but not from the truck!
July 27th, 2011
I took this picture in my hometown. After passing it once I had to come back around and take this picture and share this with one of my favorite websites.
July 27th, 2011
Its Poop Again!
July 27th, 2011
But these Laker shorts look so slimming on Kobe!
July 29th, 2011
Little kids turn your head the womans about to sit on the guys lap. Guy: im ready lets get it on.
July 29th, 2011
I work at walmart…I will never touch those carts again!!
July 29th, 2011
With his shorts down that far and going up to the checkout, I bet people step aside. Hell I’d run to the garden department to check out.
July 30th, 2011
Oh Dad, Not Another One….
July 30th, 2011
Ma: “Pa, don’t'cha tell me the Hot Pockets ain’t in there, I saw you stickem’ in there ‘fore we left the store!” Pa: “Maybe so, ma, but I was right hungry on the way back to the trailer!” Daughter: “Please, please, let them be gone! I don’t think I could handle one more night of ham & cheese Ass Pockets!!!”
July 30th, 2011
Looks like Pappy’s finally going to Wal-Mart to find a pair of shorts that actually fit him!! They could have put a blanket on him though! Gross!!
July 31st, 2011
This is really gross. I broke my foot last year and actually sat in a few of these.
July 31st, 2011
I agree…He is dumping himself in the motorized vehicle…LMAO
July 31st, 2011
Are these folks are homeless? Do they live in this trailer? Wonder how it looks inside?
July 31st, 2011
That’s not their camper it’s their motor home!
July 31st, 2011
She says: My god Ralph. You shit in your cart.
July 31st, 2011
OK Ralph. Quit poopin in your cart.
July 31st, 2011
Mom- “ur blue pill kick in yet?” Pop-”Check my back side, little sucker likes to hide on that side” Mom- “well he better be ready for action when we get inside. Wal-Mart is takin all our customers!” FOR ALL MOM AND POP SHOPS…..
July 31st, 2011
goddamit I’m an american! who sez I cant shit where I want??
August 1st, 2011
You will need more than disinfecting wipes and lysol to clean that seat!!!! cause i bet there is a tire screeching mark on that seat!! dont forget gloves and googles… isle 6 and isle 24
August 1st, 2011
Keep lookin hun, I know i put them T-bone steaks in there somewhere.
August 1st, 2011
even the toilet’s on wheels!
August 2nd, 2011
No Paw. . . You ride in the trunk!
August 2nd, 2011
Exercise would fix most of those problems.
August 2nd, 2011
Looks like is butt is stuck to the cart, and the missus is trying to peel him loose.
August 4th, 2011
leave the poor guy alone he has a yeast infection and the short were bugging him…….. bahaha
August 5th, 2011
Oh My God.! I think the crap is leaking!!!
August 5th, 2011
I wanna lick the seat when he is done! I think he is sexy as hell!!!!
August 7th, 2011
I think that is as high as those pants would go…they have reached maximum capacity!
August 8th, 2011
Okay so I think we got out of there with a crap load of stuff this time. So where did you say you hid the turkey?
August 11th, 2011
Aw……give ‘em a break. She’s just sniffin’ the miasma emanating from his fartbox!
August 15th, 2011
I hope they burnt that seat once they returned the cart!
August 17th, 2011
Pull up your pants man and show some decency there are children at walmart.
August 20th, 2011
They are from Tennessee and they are camping in the Arkansas WM for the weekend. Is it wrong?
August 24th, 2011
Got swag? You don’t… sagging at the least involves underpants
August 25th, 2011
Got swag? You don’t .sagging at the least involves underpants
August 25th, 2011
They see me rollin……and wipin’…..cuz Im white-trash ‘n nasty!
August 26th, 2011
They are getting ready to head back to Oklahoma where they came from.
August 31st, 2011
OMG Someone please tell me where in texas that is so i know not to get a motorized cart at that walmart! i dont know where his ass has been so i am definately not sitting on that thing! I wonder if walmart burnt that cart down after this picture was taken! LMAO! But I guess its True -if you gotta go you gotta go!!!!!!
September 8th, 2011
lift a lil and I ‘ll put this tow chain on ya! And put that damn babe ruth candy bar down. Honey you ready to suck out the crapper just in case!
September 14th, 2011
yes sear-i think that is a tick
October 11th, 2011
Someone heard a squeak in the trailer wheels, so they had to stock up on asshole grease.
October 13th, 2011
she’s dutifully removing his chamber-pot for emptying!
November 8th, 2011
A Red Neck Vacation
go to the next countys wal- mart then set up your camper
November 9th, 2011
I am handicapped and doubt I can EVER ride a mobility cart again…there are not enough alcohol wipes in the world…..
November 14th, 2011
…Gramma axed Grampuh ta keep the pizza warm unteel they got ta thuh trailer. Now she cayn’t find the durnded thang.
Eeeeeeeeeeuw.
November 21st, 2011
What’s the opposite of fill ‘er up?
December 2nd, 2011
the air conditioning is so cold that she had to help her hubby find his penis.
December 22nd, 2011
why is the daughter by the truck liking her lips
December 22nd, 2011
scooter runs on natural gas !!!
January 6th, 2012
I think the wife is looking for mr hankie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2012
Walmart is a craphole of poor white trash. I’m never going back where I have to be around sub humans.
January 24th, 2012
It appears to be just normal Auburn fans going to Wal Mart no big deal in West Georgia or is it East Alabama.
February 5th, 2012
War Eagle
February 5th, 2012
You better stay down there…. This crap feels like it’s gonna take a while….and this red object in my hands is breath-taking!
March 10th, 2012
Alright Dewayne I want you to hook this sumbitch up to the trailer we’re takin it with us! Woo !!
May 25th, 2012
I think they are trying to figure out how to hook the scooter to the trailer and tow it behind them
June 10th, 2012
New meaning for Go – Kart
July 25th, 2012
What happens in those pants needs to STAY in those pants…
July 27th, 2012
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