It’s time to play “What Are These Rednecks Up To?”! I personally think pops is dumping himself in his motorized cart. Leave your ideas in the comments!
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Preparing for some head
July 21st, 2011
Is that chair also a toilet?
Remind me to never touch one of those motorized carts.
Somebody pull up that man’s pants!
Eeeewwww, that seat’s gonna be a little slippery.
On her off time, from shoveling parade Elephants poop, Gladis helps her husband stay mobile and sanitary. It seems she can never get away from her “dutys”
I would like to know why his shorts are almost off? gross!! WTF is wrong with people??!!??
He has a turtle poking out and don’t want to stain his draws!
That’s just wrong in so many ways… ya think he likes the feel of the hot seat on his bare ass?
Looks like he’s going to take a crap haha. Too bad he’s not on a toilet. Maybe he doesn’t care.
Nasty! I will not let me Grandma use those carts anymore! Pull up your damn pants, what is the matter with you people!
wounder if the trailer is for them to be hauled around? or maybe that is there home as well?
That’s a old type of low rider
Sorry, Honey. I can’t figure out how how to flush it either.
I’m just wondering if he should really eat that candy bar that he is gripping so tightly?
They are about to harness the power of the awesome Walmart motorized cart…clearly it can handle at least a 1 ton load.
Pop’s farted and Ma wants to smell it!
“You smell sumpin’ back here?”
Shes looking for one of those levers that make the seat spin so he can get his fat sweaty ass up and get back in the trailer and eat something.
“shitter was full”
Emptying the bag into the camper tank??
Making last minute preparations to race in the POWM 500.
I think you’re right. Except for the part where you said “his motorized cart.” What you meant was “WalMart’s motorized cart.”
Sorry Mabel…I thought this was the commode…good thing we borrowed it from Walmart!
No Pa, I can’t find the toilet paper.
Should they actually be allowed to drive? Now it will make me wonder what all the people look like in those campers when we drive by them.
It looks like they are trying to get the cart to move. I think those things have a 2 ton weight limit.
She’s trying to spy where his Dukes of Hazzard thong went.
Waiting on the forklift to get him back in the truck.
Okay Uncle Charley. You sit here with your tin cup until we get enough gas money to make it home. Oh and PULL UP YOUR PANTS FOR GODS SAKE!
Leaving a Bacon Strip!
That girl on the left is thinking “We are so ghetto we not only have an A/C unit where a window clearly should be and my dad is a budding nudist. Ma, bless her soul, is still being that good German daughter by wearing knit wool vests in the 115 degree weather! She is my hero!
Roll Back Feces
I just lost my supper….ew….blech
Baby's Got Back
I’m lovig those sporty shorts he’s wearing! Like he’s gonna get up and JOG?
Sheer Opulence everywhere you look……and that’s only the West Wing.
Your swim suit don’t fit over your fat ass any more. Hope you’re going inside to get one that fits.
Schurleen, it happened again!
They gonna tow the camper with that scooter ?
Rolling Back the Feces
I think she is looking for an eject button… I don’t want to clean the skidmarks on that carts seat. eeeew.
Wal-mart to this guy: “ahhh…..you can just keep the cart…that’s okay with us.”
clearly this idiot forgot to lift the arm, thust his poor wife must unhook his shorts..cause it’s obvious this Dumbass is too stupid to stand up and fix his pants.
OK, if she can get a grip on the waistband and he accelerates that should pull those succers up.
It looks like he is fixing to eat a candy bar…
or shoot himself up with something…
brings a question to me.. is he lazy and didn’t want to walk.. or does he really need that…
Are those my parents?
I’m don’t know Lando…keep at your smokes while I try to pump it.
WOW Harold, that is one big turd, now let me push you away from the condo and try to lay one myself
Pushing the go button on this cart is so hard, he had to stop and have a snack. Which explains why his pants are coming off, they finally exploded! lol
Look MA, A portable outhouse.
Did ya’ll notice they gots a air-con-di-tion-er in their mobile home?
AHHHHHH!!!! That hot seat sure feels good on my hemorrhoids!
So is grandma….
Pops is recharging the methane tank before they go into the store.
Hey Ma! Did Pa sit on one of his nuts again?
nothing unusual here. Just another day in redneck paradise!
Just like the young folk he is wearing his pants down low…………come on buddy and sport the boxers!!!!
Oh My Goodness!!!!
She’s plugging the buggy into the camper generator to charge the battery, and Pops just finished his 17the Budweiser and is trying to empty the old holding tank. We see this all the time at the WalMart, nothing new here!
PS – I live in Wasilla AK
Damn… I didn’t know it was possible to make plastic tires go flat O_O
This epitomises all that is People Of Walmart…FUPA, Plumber Pants, Trailer, Persons of Bigly Size, and Non-Handicapped Person Commandeering the Motorized Scooter. All that was lacking was the back rack, a tattoo, a mullet, and bratty children.
Junior Jr. prepares for the next round of the drinking contest…
man his ass is as bright as the sun
Mas gettin ready to toss a big ole salad for pa
Who saw WALL E? Remember how all the humans on the spaceships had gotten incredibly fat because they stopped doing anything for themselves? That’s the future, you can see it in many of the photos here or at Freaks of the Fast Food, et al.
QUICK GRANDPA GET IN THE KART SO WE CAN TAKE IT TOO OUR CAMPSITE DO WHEELYS IN THE DIRT.
that seat has to be a slip n slide by now
Double-wide has a whole new meaning here…
I am just hoping there is a shoehorn in his basket to help with the hiking of his drawers..lol
“I don’t see what them kids are all fahred up about wearin’ these saggin’ shorts..all it duz is make mah ass stick to the seat…..”
Do you notice the lady on the left hand side of the picture? She’s just taking this all in very calmly like it’s an everyday occurrence rather than trying to look as if she doesn’t know them, running and hiding or just fainting dead away out of embarrassment. THAT is what I find the most mind boggling feature of this entire Wal-Mart scenario. LOL
Okay Clem, let me wipe you like a good little whale.
You have all seen the iconic picture taken during the dustbowl days of a woman with her with her two kids , she’s attactive but unwashed from traveling the dirt roads to points west. I think her car is broken down. She has the most forlorn look in her eyes, undoubtedly worrying where she will find shelter, how she will feed her kids.
Now juxtapose that image with this modern day pic of couple of beastly porkers traveling the highways whose greatest concern is” how can get my fatass into this scooter so I can get in there and buy some F’ing pork rinds” !
Oh Sheesh !!!!
SHE’S DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY….KISS MY HUSBAND’S FAT ASS TO GET THROUGH LIFE WITH HIM !!!!!
PPLwatcher, I wish I could *like* this about 50 times:
“This epitomises all that is People Of Walmart…FUPA, Plumber Pants, Trailer, Persons of Bigly Size, and Non-Handicapped Person Commandeering the Motorized Scooter. All that was lacking was the back rack, a tattoo, a mullet, and bratty children.”
I needed a laugh tonight!
I absolutely love this web site! I open it up, first thing every morning, to get a laugh and a fresh start on my day. But, I find this particular picture disturbing, especially in light of all the recent occurrences with the economy. I don’t want to be a downer, but this particular photo may be representative of so many of today’s issues. I am sure that no guy of his age wants to be seen with his shorts down, and the (assumed) wife/spouse looks like she is just trying to figure out how the damned scooter works. The girl on the left, I can just here her saying… I’ve driven this thing all day, the back is opened, so get out your pack of Marlboro Reds and light one up…please, just go in the store and get what you need…we’ve got another 400 miles ahead of us…
This must be what Wal-Mart’s Camper Village in the lower parking lot is going to look like. Don’t want to be staying there.
His rear end and gut are so large, he can’t even pull up those gym shorts. I may be mistaken, but it looks like he has different colored socks on.
She’s puttin’ some ointment on his butt sore while he gets a chaw
I think they are trying to copy the story about the guy in the wheelchair getting stuck to the front of a truck and getting pushed down the four lane.
The girl at the front of the trailer looks like the daughter. She looks to be thinking to herself ” So this is what the future holds for me huh” No wonder she looks so depressed…
It looks as if the man’s far leg has either a brace on it or he has a prosthesis, which makes it look as if he has two different socks on. What I noticed was the window air conditioner on the trailer.
I’m sorry if our society has nothing better to do or have so low regard for community that snickering at a man wheel chair bound in a compromising situation is a form of entertainment. Really, isn’t there a line that should be drawn somewhere? How do you know he didn’t lose his home from the economy and is LIVING in that travel trailer? C’mon stick to the ridiculous and leave the infirm alone. Bullys.
If he had a garbage disposal unit built into the seat, he would never have to get up.
It doesn’t run on electricity, it uses methane.
one foot over the edge
LOL @ Becky
Do anyone have de guts to yell at that fat pig and tell him to “pull up yo pants, you be ugly, too!”
Where’s the crapper in this thing?
Daughter to parents: “Dad, why do treat every seat like a toilet? And Mom, why are you trying to wipe his butt? I can’t take you guys anywhere!”
This must have been Steinbeck’s motivation to author the Grapes of Wrath
It’s the Walmart version of “Pull my finger.”
July 22nd, 2011
My son and I saw this she is trying to help him pull up his pants, he was parked behind the trailer trying to put stuff in it and as he reached back and forth aparently his pants went down, we saw him trying to get her attention she was in the truck waiting on him.
“Well I got a hold of the cord…how the hell did ya get that stuck in your ass?”
“Junior, if you think my lighting this bottle rocket is gonna skip you ‘cross the parkin’ lot in this rig, why I’m happy to oblige. Now you just hold on tight!”
R U Kiddenme
MalWart gas powered scooter
Damn Paw, I said the tattoo was sapost ta say I HATE skinny peeple, not I ATE skinny peeple.
Someone needs to tell this fat (bleep) to pull up his shorts. If he can’t keep them up,he should stay home.
Only in Texas!
Dad i think you cart is leaking oil! WAIT THAT IS NOT OIL!!!!!!!!!!!
yes Henry, I think you have SHAT yourself.
The racism on here by yuppie urban trash is unreal.
@Red – And the racism, sexism and homophobia by inbred redneck white trash is all too real.
Cut the girl to the far left some slack. Even from this distance I can tell by the look on her face she wants out. I feel sorry for her.
she’s trying to find the keys!
yessiree bob, that’s definitely a star I want to hitch my wagon to.
Am I the only person who feels sorry for these people?
I think they’re trying to use the battery from the cart to power something in the trailer; the AC perhaps.
I am now keeping an even safer distance from those motorized chairs, and I thought the cart handles where bad.
Looks like “Mom” is getting a stool sample.
Well now he’s working on getting his smokes out while she’s still pulling his jeans off an a tad anxious to get his new Corona swim shorts on, ya’d think they’d of made it to the trailer
Poor Guy not only can he not walk, but his arms are broke to because he can not pull his pants up or wipe his butt! His wife should of done it for him
since she is down there taking a big whiff to see if he boo booed.
shes emptying the bathroom hose thingy for him on his cart and hes getting ready to party hard with a beer
Well, I’m not funny today but here’s what I think is happening. Firstly, they opened the storage hatch so they can get out some stuff they need while shopping at Walmart (or something they’re returning because they only needed to use it once and don’t believe in renting.) Dad has just sat down without having a chance to pull up his shorts that got caught on the seat when he slid back into it. Mom is picking up her key that she just dropped AGAIN, and some ass in the parking lot is capturing this embarrassing little moment so these two can be shamed or demonstrate that they are shameless and have a sense of humour.
Does this scooter make my butt look big?
He’s riding dirty
Dad’s sweaty ass is stuck to the seat of the scooter. Mom’s trying to “git him loose”.
Young un’s smart to stand clear. The only other way for Dad to break the suction that’s holding him fast is to “fart himself up”.
Charging the battery on the motorized cart off the trailer.
they’re applying the new butt ointment they got at their friendly area WM pharmacy…cudnt wait to take care of that itch
Is it illegal for anyone under 400 pounds to use one of those carts?
“come & listen to my story bout a man named jed……………..”
He’s prepping himself to make sweet love to his woman in the rolling air conditioned mansion he’s got there.
“Harold, I am sick and tired of you going everywhere with your pants down. Here’s the spare battery pack. You can ride the scooter home, cause me and Thelma-Lou ain’t havin’ it!”
Looks like the changin table in the bathroom wasn’t big enough for the Depends change!
Even his shorts are trying to run away to avoid the sweaty butt that is just inches above them.
July 23rd, 2011
Changing pa’s diapers!
He plans on hooking his shorts to the RV and use the cart to pull them up. For gods sake I hope not off.
it’s difficult to say anything bad about these folks, they just look kind of sad to most of us, I imagine, but I’m sure they’re trying their best.
i think they are trying to jump start their trailer with the cart.
July 24th, 2011
Wow! I wonder why the guys pants and underwear is down while sitting…is there a hole in the chair??
OH NO HE DI'NT
For the love of God and ALL things sacred!!! Now I KNOW we’re gonna have to get mom her own scooter…that’s just wrong on so many levels and I don’t think sanitary wipes will fix it…just sayin!
Brings a whole new meaning to “Porta-Potty”
The Walmart Shart Cart!
July 25th, 2011
My heart goes out to these folks, Yes its the picture for “America 2011″ replacing “Destitute pea pickers in California”
I bet later on, the poor girl on the left got an ass crewing for not “helip-in-with-da-situation”. What a vacation.
July 26th, 2011
Let’s see if i can fit the carts in the trunk without you getting off of em!
Looks like they are using WalMarts Electric chair to power up their vehicle
Shucks Maaaa I think I made a mess. Sorry bout that! Glad its the Walmart cart & not ours!
They’re gonna be leavin skid marks, but not from the truck!
July 27th, 2011
I took this picture in my hometown. After passing it once I had to come back around and take this picture and share this with one of my favorite websites.
Its Poop Again!
But these Laker shorts look so slimming on Kobe!
July 29th, 2011
Little kids turn your head the womans about to sit on the guys lap. Guy: im ready lets get it on.
I work at walmart…I will never touch those carts again!!
With his shorts down that far and going up to the checkout, I bet people step aside. Hell I’d run to the garden department to check out.
July 30th, 2011
Oh Dad, Not Another One….
Ma: “Pa, don’t'cha tell me the Hot Pockets ain’t in there, I saw you stickem’ in there ‘fore we left the store!” Pa: “Maybe so, ma, but I was right hungry on the way back to the trailer!” Daughter: “Please, please, let them be gone! I don’t think I could handle one more night of ham & cheese Ass Pockets!!!”
Looks like Pappy’s finally going to Wal-Mart to find a pair of shorts that actually fit him!! They could have put a blanket on him though! Gross!!
July 31st, 2011
This is really gross. I broke my foot last year and actually sat in a few of these.
I agree…He is dumping himself in the motorized vehicle…LMAO
Are these folks are homeless? Do they live in this trailer? Wonder how it looks inside?
That’s not their camper it’s their motor home!
She says: My god Ralph. You shit in your cart.
OK Ralph. Quit poopin in your cart.
Mom- “ur blue pill kick in yet?” Pop-”Check my back side, little sucker likes to hide on that side” Mom- “well he better be ready for action when we get inside. Wal-Mart is takin all our customers!” FOR ALL MOM AND POP SHOPS…..
in nz now
goddamit I’m an american! who sez I cant shit where I want??
August 1st, 2011
You will need more than disinfecting wipes and lysol to clean that seat!!!! cause i bet there is a tire screeching mark on that seat!! dont forget gloves and googles… isle 6 and isle 24
Keep lookin hun, I know i put them T-bone steaks in there somewhere.
even the toilet’s on wheels!
August 2nd, 2011
No Paw. . . You ride in the trunk!
Exercise would fix most of those problems.
Looks like is butt is stuck to the cart, and the missus is trying to peel him loose.
August 4th, 2011
leave the poor guy alone he has a yeast infection and the short were bugging him…….. bahaha
August 5th, 2011
Oh My God.! I think the crap is leaking!!!
I wanna lick the seat when he is done! I think he is sexy as hell!!!!
August 7th, 2011
I think that is as high as those pants would go…they have reached maximum capacity!
August 8th, 2011
there's just no cure for stupid
Okay so I think we got out of there with a crap load of stuff this time. So where did you say you hid the turkey?
August 11th, 2011
Aw……give ‘em a break. She’s just sniffin’ the miasma emanating from his fartbox!
August 15th, 2011
I hope they burnt that seat once they returned the cart!
August 17th, 2011
Pull up your pants man and show some decency there are children at walmart.
August 20th, 2011
They are from Tennessee and they are camping in the Arkansas WM for the weekend. Is it wrong?
August 24th, 2011
Got swag? You don’t… sagging at the least involves underpants
August 25th, 2011
Got swag? You don’t .sagging at the least involves underpants
They see me rollin……and wipin’…..cuz Im white-trash ‘n nasty!
August 26th, 2011
They are getting ready to head back to Oklahoma where they came from.
August 31st, 2011
OMG Someone please tell me where in texas that is so i know not to get a motorized cart at that walmart! i dont know where his ass has been so i am definately not sitting on that thing! I wonder if walmart burnt that cart down after this picture was taken! LMAO! But I guess its True -if you gotta go you gotta go!!!!!!
September 8th, 2011
lift a lil and I ‘ll put this tow chain on ya! And put that damn babe ruth candy bar down. Honey you ready to suck out the crapper just in case!
September 14th, 2011
yes sear-i think that is a tick
October 11th, 2011
Someone heard a squeak in the trailer wheels, so they had to stock up on asshole grease.
October 13th, 2011
she’s dutifully removing his chamber-pot for emptying!
November 8th, 2011
A Red Neck Vacation
go to the next countys wal- mart then set up your camper
November 9th, 2011
I am handicapped and doubt I can EVER ride a mobility cart again…there are not enough alcohol wipes in the world…..
November 14th, 2011
…Gramma axed Grampuh ta keep the pizza warm unteel they got ta thuh trailer. Now she cayn’t find the durnded thang.
November 21st, 2011
What’s the opposite of fill ‘er up?
December 2nd, 2011
the air conditioning is so cold that she had to help her hubby find his penis.
December 22nd, 2011
why is the daughter by the truck liking her lips
scooter runs on natural gas !!!
January 6th, 2012
I think the wife is looking for mr hankie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2012
Walmart is a craphole of poor white trash. I’m never going back where I have to be around sub humans.
January 24th, 2012
It appears to be just normal Auburn fans going to Wal Mart no big deal in West Georgia or is it East Alabama.
February 5th, 2012
You better stay down there…. This crap feels like it’s gonna take a while….and this red object in my hands is breath-taking!
March 10th, 2012
Alright Dewayne I want you to hook this sumbitch up to the trailer we’re takin it with us! Woo !!
May 25th, 2012
I think they are trying to figure out how to hook the scooter to the trailer and tow it behind them
June 10th, 2012
New meaning for Go – Kart
July 25th, 2012
What happens in those pants needs to STAY in those pants…
July 27th, 2012
He just showing his “White Pride!” Co’mon fols let up on the little fella.
November 29th, 2013
He’s just showing how the “South Will Rise Again!
Check that dude out! he took my parking *%$&( parking place! Well I’ll show his and give him a piece of my mtf mind!
Otero is one hell of a ass sniffer!!!!
November 30th, 2013
Sorry I’m late but Sara Stieh. Just finished giving me a Whip Creamed Wiggle!