Pssssst……we can still see you. Unfortunately.
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Send her to Iraq!
November 8th, 2009
Luckily, she blends in with the assorted green processed vegetables behind her.
1300 hours, the troops are getting hungry…. must go to walmart
Hair by Neanderthal Cavewoman.
She’s trying to hide from the ugly stick… didn’t work.
Moore like G.I. tract infection Jane.
I might wear my camo in the woods but never with a sash in wally friggin world.
Where is Cobra when you need that guy?
Mad Max spouse stocks up for Armegeddon.
If you didn’t know the definition of “Hot Mess”…That’s it!!!!
hm I thought this was the toy section,where’s G.I. Joe
Britney Spears in 20 years
It’s probably just a halloween costume, really… not impressive at all.
and look… she has depends in the shopping cart!!! lol
I didn’t see anything….
“Must retreat. The Green Giant will hide me….”
Unfortunately for us…..not so much.
She’s so hidden in camo she can’t even see herself in the mirror!
yikes, almost looks like she’s wearing a Ghillie Suit with that hair
Hidden or not…at least she covered it up.
I Ata Pie
Don’t people ever look in the mirror, and think, Geez, this doesn’t work!!!
she’s not single? awww. i thought i had a real chance there.
Apparently, knowing ISN’T half the battle.
Wgat up with the late 80s Bon Jovi hair do?
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re hunting Wabbits.
I mean “What up”
I think shes the twin of the fall leaves lady
I was wondering where Mom went….
I agree with Bones above. This is really stretching things. Does anyone actually review these pics 1st? If they don’t, they need one; if they do; they suck.
Yeah…I’m thinking this is a Halloween pic. Maybe PoW has a backlog. At least I hope it’s a Halloween costume.
I honestly thought it was a guy. Either way, their Urban Camo must have been hanging on the line out back.
Is it just me or does her face look sunk in? This is why ya don’t smoke! The outfit doesn’t scare me.. its that face!
Lets hope she doesn’t trade the G.I. Jane clothes for Barbie clothes.
looks like se came out of the ghetto army
That’s a great pic! How did they get that head to float over those boots? Magic!
She is auditioning for a new movie: Casualties of War-mart
I just want to know what desiner went … by george I’ve got it … I’ll make Cammo tights … and then what chemical she used to over process her brain to go … OMG this was the most brilliant idea ever .. I’ll LOOK sooo HOT in this outfit …
Hey – atleast she matches and has everything covered up – lol
Where is she? I only see the frozen vegetables section and a lonely shopping cart
Nevada men – bad rugs
Nevada women(?) – bad drag.
Look out Miley Cirus you have some competition!!! Rambos’ sister maybe???
FUCK YES! git-r-dun… never know when u will need to disguise yourself in Walmart. p.s. i love the diapers too!
Damn, I can still see it and my eyes hurt!
hey that is my mom, i thought this was a cute outfit! lol =)
Yeah, OK…but….male or female???
I’d like to pretend I can’t.
Hey look, its that turd Ted Nugent
Sarah Palin’s really taking this “Support our troops” thing seriously.
Some of these pictures lately had to have been taken on Halloween.
Hot new outfit! Depends in the cart! off to Sporting Goods to snare me a Buck!!
Oddly, she looks like Wynona Judd….hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Are you sure this isn’t a GI Joe???
I think she was able to pull off the look.
maybe her and the autum woman are on a scavanger hunt?
Looks like Stevie Nicks on her way to a USO show.
Its’ Rod Stewart modeling his new G.I. look.
This MUST be a Halloween costume. A woman doesn’t look at herself in the mirror in this get up and say to herself “Dang girl! I’m lookin hotter than EVER in this ensemble!” And THEN have the balls to actually be seen in public wearing it!
Sam waltons rotting corpse
This is a woman who doesnt give an f about what shes wearing, its about function. Her cats can shit and spray all over the camo and it magically disappears
judging by her hair I would say she has birds to
The ripped pants suggest some pit bulls
No evidence of a man though
The boots suggest she is a man and likes to sneak up on goats, sticking there back feet into those gestapo boots while he
I think the hair is actually worse than the outfit.
Maybe this is a wake-up call that Walmart should stop selling guns… Apparently some customers feel the need to be able to blend in with the frozen greens at a moments notice! Scary!
Her ‘Kung Foo Grip’ is your head between her thighs in a scissor lock.. nasty
The 80s hair and boots, combined with the “customised” camo make me think she probably boned every hair metal musician she ever came in contact with.
Hmmmm what goes with that dead carcass I have on the hood of my jeep?
I think shes out hunting that chicken lady from earlier
To ‘chinese crap4sale’, PLEASE DO NOT finish your thought!!! (EWWWW!)
Any way, I thought she looks okay, maybe a costume…What’s on her face??
G. I. Don’t think so!
we still see her, but wish we didn’t……
These are obviously halloween pictures that were submitted a few days late. This is getting lame. Come on, people.
That is either a man or one butt ugly woman.
I’ve never see camo like this before, a shawl, a dress/blouse, this does look like standard issue. What the hell army is she/he in? Oh wait we’re still under “Don’t ask, Don’t tell”.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE BODY!!
She was probably sent to clean the barrack’s floor with a mop, so she thought it would be easier to put it on her head, that explains the hair
is this the new style for glam rockers? trying to be conspicuous and inconspicuous at the same time? just wondering…
I really like this look. It reminds me of my mother. She was a REAL woman and not one of these pretty in pink types.
umm, Wasn’t Halloween almost 2 weeks ago.?G.I. JOE Transvestite..
Peter Cris of Kiss dyed his hair blond?
November 9th, 2009
Surely this is a Halloween costume.
walmart is war.
fuc you fuck
I love camo-hubby is in the military. But this looks like complete CRAP!
There’s a slim chance I know this woman, but with all that camo I can’t be sure.
She’s wearing a ghillie suit for a wig!
Just wait until they find her in a corner rocking back and forth saying “I seen them. They came out of the shelves, man. They came out of the freakin’ shelves.”
It’s LOWER GI Jane!
She’s a washed up stripper from the ’80′s whose music-video outfits were tight camo bikinis. As the years went by, she just added more cloth.
My name is Jane, and I’m a camoholic.
Or maybe thats Camelholic…looks like a nasal canula from an oxygen tank in her nose…
AND, UGH…she’s wearing UGGS!
That’s a Russian forrest camo pattern. It’s more proof that Capitalism beat Communism if the Ruskies are shopping at Walmart.
Camoflauge is flannel without the flair.
There’s some things you just don’t do. If you’re a black guy, you don’t walk around twirling a crack pipe. So why would you go into W-mart knowing you were wearing camo? Most people recognize cliches when they see them. That’s the cool thing about rednecks. It’s a vicious cycle that requires some sort of…learning/education/awareness…to get out of. But they never do, and now blogs like this are incredibly popular. Way to go, America!
Another obvious Halloween picture. C’mon people, send in original stuff!!!
Security for meth labs is getting so heavy that they are recruiting their own army.
Looks like Rocky Dennis
GI Oh Hell No!
Don’t ask Don’t tell.
Did anyone else have a 2nd grade teacher that looked exactly like her?
That’s a girl?
Private Benjamin’s a wreck!!!
She blends in with the frozen veggies haha
what the hail
Everyone STAND BACK……..there’s been another explosion at Goodwill!
she actually reminds me of Marjory the trash heap from Fraggle Rock
SUPER DUPER MAN
Zombies are real!!!!
Old Gregg’s land loving twin sister!!
i think tina turner got lost on her way back to the thunder dome
I think this is a very rare sighting of Rod Stewart’s mom. Who do you think she is buying the depends for, my guess is for her little boy!
Is that a cape hanging down behind her legs?? I think she’s trying to create her own superhero.
Im just wondering what the dealio is with the face – it looks like it may be whiskers??? It’s too low to be the under eye camo paint – what the hell was she thinking even if this is a Halloween costume!
lol camo is good if your hunting, otherwise, only one item can be camo at one time….
What are you guys looking at? I just see an isle with frozen food.
I bet the only reason she has that suit on is to get her military discount.
At least she’s covered up. And she is wearing cammo, so you can’t see her.
for the love of all that is good, paint your face camouflage
She can shoplift and hide the stuff under the oversized top, then back up against the frozen food and escape detection. The perfect crime!
November 10th, 2009
Are you sure that’s a she?
It looks like it cold be Old Gregg’s attempt to blend in… : (
Oh. My. Gosh! I saw her at Jo-annes (SP?) craft store a while ago! She was wearing an entirely pick outfit. Pink tasseled vest pink pirate shirt, pink way too skinny jeans, and pink boots. Ahh, its good to catch up with her again.
I almost didn’t recognize weird al there for a second.
When did Rod Stewart join the Army?!?
WHAT is s/he thinking?!
what the heck! Is that weird al?
I’m Old Gregg!!!!!!!
Is that a camo moo-moo?
Is that Rod Stewart!
November 11th, 2009
This is one of the funniest sites I’ve seen yet. The picture titles and captions are brilliant. Who’d have thought one could find such an array of cross-dressers, mullet-afficianados, and just down-right badly dressed people in WALMART of all places. What is it about WALMART that compels people to expose their rolls and tatts and beer bellies? Do none of these folks have full-length mirrors? Or, worse, do they have them, look in them before leaving for the big W, and say to themselves, “DAMN, I look HOT!”
HAHAH the caption is HILARIOUS
Comeon now. You can see this was a Halloween costume. Look at the people in the background.
November 12th, 2009
Sweetums getting snacks for tonights Muppet Show
November 13th, 2009
This photo was a waste of my time. I don’t see anything funny here just an empty freezer ailse.
November 18th, 2009
Hey, that looks like Rod Stewart in Camo!!!!
November 21st, 2009