I guess you can find love in all the wrong places.
111 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Random, Tennessee
Holy crap. Sex much?
July 24th, 2011
Roll-back… and thrust.
LOL! Really?? I’m sorry but if I had a one night stand (so to speak) with a skank in the Walmart bathroom, I certainly am not going to advertise it! At least he is close to the pharmacy, maybe he can get some antibiotics while he is there! He wil lprobably need them!
That could have been me……..
I guess for their second date they’ll go frog giggin’. lol
For real? Let me get this straight: Toilet paper, CHECK. Milk and lunchmeat, CHECK. Cop a piece of ass from random stranger in the bathroom, CHECK!
Looks like this creature needs to learn to spell. He wrote ‘nice body, tan ‘ What he meant was ’300 pounds, ripped spandex shorts.’
This note must be from a Jerry Springer guest lol
OMG! I wouldn’t shop in wally world, I wouldn’t pee in their bathroom, Sex? NOPE! Craigslist? Are you f-ing kidding me? Clean up in the bathroom….
i live in tenn and have been to that walmart and now on ill have to go this weekend and take a picture of the bathroom and put it on here for every one to see lol
That was me!
Now I’m seriously considering NEVER using a Walmart again!!
Man there isn’t enough of those paper toilet seat covers in the world to make me feel comfortable doing THAT in one of those bathrooms!
Really????? Good thing he is close to the pharmacy! Maybe they can give him something for that VD he got from bangin’ skanks in the Walmart bathroom!
Walmart is opening up a prostitution ring now?
Is this a “wide stance” thing they got going on here?
Well, if that doesn’t have “next great romantic comedy” written all over it, I don’t know what does.
Stuck In Ohio
I guess Walmart really does have everything at low prices lmao
Hope she washed her hands before going back to the Deli counter.
Man I knew walmart was known for having low prices… but this is over the top!
WTF!!! I live in Sevierville TN (865) lmao Wait till I show my friends this shit!!
Bill, is that you? It’s Monica!
just another manic monday
Hey it doesnt specify if it was a girl and if it was what was he doing in the girls restroom???? hmmm!
Probably his ONLY sex ever..
That’s just nasty, have you SEEN those bathrooms?
I always assumed that the personal services Department would be next to the fitting rooms.
Or at least on it’s own isle, not free floating (so to speak) !
Or the truth might really be the number is 8.5 and can’t get the memory out of his head cause he can’t get the taste out of his mouth.
Wal-Mart: Low prices, even lower standards.
Dude forgot, she had the sweetest little Adam’s apple…..
This is wrong on soooo many levels!
1. She’s enough of a slut (and he’s enough of a man-slut) to have sex with a random stranger.
2. He’s too cheap to spring for a motel room.
3. Wal-Mart restroom? Not the most romantic place, and what was to keep other people from walking in?
4. Call me old fashioned, but what ever happened to morals?
5. It’s bad enough to be a man-slut, but to announce it to the world on the internet?
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.......
Is he trying to send a message to his hand?
If so, does the hand that is sending the message know anything about it?
And is that the way anyone would describe their own hand?
That’s one hell of a greeter!
That is so sad that the best sex this guy has ever had was in a Wal-mart bathroom.
#1 WalMart Shopper
Walmart has just rolled back prices on Ho’s and I’m not talking in the garden center.
2 words Larry Craig.
awesome! and it says on the top of the ad “M$M”. for those of you who don’t know what that means..welcome to the decade of 2010, where have you been for the last, oh, 20 years? MEN 4 MEN.. With that said…this is dang funny!!!! That’s what young people call a “hook up”. Thank you to whoever shared this. Funny stuff!
Oh, like you’ve never posted on Craigslist to hook up with an anonymous public bathroom sex partner.
Gee…what girl wouldn’t love to answer that ad!
That is in tennessee so he might be talking bout his sister
Not many people can say they’ve had sex in the equivelant of a 3rd world abortion clinic. I believe they make 2.
I’d wanna get in touch with this guy/girl just out of curiousity !!
” what was to keep other people from walking in? ”
The Danger thing is probably what made it so good.
The only thing that could make this funny is if they had the PoWM Mozilla Firefox persona….and/or misspelled best, sex, or ever
” That’s one hell of a greeter ! ”
Do you suppose that has something to do with the bump in groooosse sales at that store ?
So I take it that this was posted on Larry Craigslist? Tap your foot twice for yes, once for no.
humping 0in the bathroom at wal0-mart = a revenge f-ck, somebody caught there mate screwing around
And here I thought that big stall at the end was supposed to be for wheelchairs.
Must be the new thing nowadays – “The Mile Low Club”. I would rather slide naked down a cheese grater than be a member of that club.
What was I saying 2 weeks ago about if your out & looking for a discount date… “Things I can find at my Wal Mart” in your catchy music video tune.
“Her” measurements were probably 36 X 32 X 36….X 6……..lol
Guess you really CAN get everything at Walmart!!!
Is this the new thing now – the Mile Low Club? I would rather slide naked down a cheese grater than be a member of that club.
No wonder it’s almost first of the month.
If you see 4 feet showing under the door of a bathroom stall, it’s these two people on a second date.
Sick. But if you’re a trashy person, a trashy sex setting like Wal-Mart is right up your alley. Don’t get pissed when one of those scooter slobs goes ramming into the stall, screaming “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!”.
Well, that beats my record for KFC bathroom…
Holy Hazmat Suit! Good grief, b/t the venereal disease & antibiotic resistant organisms in the average WM bathroom, it’s a miracle this guy is still alive! The Centers for Disease Control should track him down & test him, his blood probably holds the secrets to curing cancer & the common cold!
Just when I think I’ve seen it all, POWM dismays me once more.
That posting ID was deleted by the user from the Knoxville Craigslist site (I don’t know why I felt the need to check).
I wonder why he/she/it found the need to do that.
That must be why the paper towel holders are always empty in the bathroom.
” Guess you really CAN get everything at Walmart !!! ”
And then head to the Pharmacy to get rid of them !
@ ALAN Whats this he/she crap? Wake up man; it’s gay sex!
please leave phone #
I notice he didn’t mention the gender of his love trist, lol
Modern dating practices have sunk to an all-time low…
Oh Sheesh !!!!
SLAM….BAM…..FLUSH……THANK YA MAM !!!!
I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY USED THE MEN’S OR WOMEN’S BATHROOM ?
I ALSO WANT TO KNOW HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY DO IT IN A BATHROOM ?
I ALSO WANT TO KNOW HOW DID THEY “BOTH” WALK INTO THE SAME BATHROOM ?
I ALSO WANT TO KNOW HOW DID THEY HOOK UP IN THE STORE & DECIDE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO HAVE SEX ?
What happens in Sevier County…should really stay in Sevier County and should be sterilized.
The Janitor must’ve worked overtime to rid all the stink out of that bathroom.
July 25th, 2011
oh really now
I bet she will answer the ad nine months from now lol
Bumps into cart…”oh im sorry I broke your eggs, let me make it up to you”…one minute later he has her on the handrail in the handicapped stall yelling “say my name” and her yelling “I dont know it.”
I mean isn’t that always how it goes?
This WOULD explain our favorite “Willie Da Pimp” and most of those nasty skaggy outfits on BOTH sexes. LOL
Making walcreatures and walmartians.
Did this involve the recently pictured horse???
NO, I REALLY DON’T WANT ANSWERS TO ANY OF THESE QUESTION.
It says “m4w” (man for woman), not “m4m.”
I should add to my list #6. If the best sex he ever had was in a Wal-Mart restroom, he has bigger problems than we know about.
Sevierville, Tenn. ? ‘Nough said!!
@ TXLEAGUER : You’re as much a skank as they are!
2 guys in the men’s or 2 gals in the women’s ????????
Frightened Yet Intrigued
Are we so sure it was in a stall? It could have been on the baby changing table. Or the trash can.
the only time I ever used the Walmart toilet in my 32 years on this earth was when I was 10 & I shit may pants on the way to the john (one of those times I just couldn’t hold it in), then threw the soiled underpants into the men’s room garbage can so my mother wouldn’t suspect that I crapped myself. so, nope, I never did a 1 or 2 in the Walmart toilet since 1989.
Guess low prices have an aphrodisiac effect?
To “excellent reader” who said:
“awesome! and it says on the top of the ad “M$M”. for those of you who don’t know what that means..welcome to the decade of 2010, where have you been for the last, oh, 20 years? MEN 4 MEN.. With that said…this is dang funny!!!! That’s what young people call a “hook up”. Thank you to whoever shared this. Funny stuff!”
Apparently, you CAN’T read. It says M4W which means man for woman.
July 26th, 2011
I once heard Archie Bunker say, “If I was the mayor of NYC I would quarantine the subway.” I believe he would quarantine Walmart.
Now cut that out, Grandma!
…after this chance sexual encounter in the restroom Steve returned to his van parked in front of the Wal-Mart and reminisced until suddenly he realized that he forgot to get a name or phone number from the little boy…
Stuff like this wouldn’t have happenned under Sam Walton’s watch when he was alive, since he was a dedicated Christian & built Walmart originally on Christian values, but when he stepped down, the whole Christain thing went down the toilet (no pun intended) & not only do people with bad taste shop there, they also do da nasty in thier toilets.
I know of someone who got knocked up in a walmart bathroom by a guy cheating on his wife. Classy.
Ladies and Gentlemen you have just witnessed how VD was born..GOD I hope his sperm is as slow as he is
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed how VD was born, God I hope his sperm is as slow as he is!
I keep on thinking of the classic Bloodhound Gang song “The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying” for the line: That night, I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes…..name was Russel!
July 27th, 2011
Could the winner of this ad be this Tennessee Walmartian? http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/46859 It seems to fit the description.
I just can’t wrap my mind around people having any kind of sex in a bathroom. It seems really disgusting and a complete turn off. I have never been so horny in my life that I felt the need to have sex in a bathroom.
Wow. My whore ex girlfriend used to work at that exact Wal-Mart. Wouldn’t be surprised if this were her.
July 28th, 2011
My slutty ex used to work at that Wal-Mart. I wouldn’t put it passed her.
My slutty ex used to work at that exact Wal-Mart. I wouldn’t put it passed her.
Rest of message…..
Dude you looked just like Fabio with your long hair blowing under the hand dryer.
July 30th, 2011
Hey Ted, did you hear Matt had an old slutty girlfriend and it might be her?
Yea,Bren and I think Matt might be right. Went through that town last month and checked out the men’s dressing room and right there she was, crouched in the corner. The jeans fit….well after she was done with me. Matt’s right. What a whore….
Hahahahahaha! I was just there like 2 days ago!
August 2nd, 2011
Hey I think we have found our next contestant for the Bachelor and Bachelortte!
What I find funny is that OP felt the need to describe the person. Is that to say that he thinks that there are so many people that hook in WM bathrrooms on CL that his intended audience might not think he was referring to them?
August 4th, 2011
my only question is…..did he ever find his “true hoe”?
August 9th, 2011
Yea, he remembers her everytime it itches.
August 11th, 2011
dont worry they’ll meet at the next family ruinion!! so i suppose long lost cousins?
August 16th, 2011
So just an observation, but in order for this poster to have found this to post, wouldn’t they themselves had to of been looking at these ads on craigslist????
August 19th, 2011
the add is back on craigs list
August 31st, 2011
Lmao the add is back on Craigslist haha
September 1st, 2011
Oh my gosh…i worked at the Sevierville Walmart…ewwwwwww…….
February 29th, 2012