October 3rd, 2009
What Can Brown Do For You?
Well, Brown can do us a big favor and go change. Maybe put on something that isn’t suffocating your ass. Please note: wearing socks that match your singlet does not enhance a terrible outfit.
Hawaii
Well, Brown can do us a big favor and go change. Maybe put on something that isn’t suffocating your ass. Please note: wearing socks that match your singlet does not enhance a terrible outfit.
Hawaii
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ROFL a “singlet” suffocating your ass?? who writes this stuff? the captions on this site are sometimes funnier than the pix!!
October 3rd, 2009
a “singlet” suffocating your ass?? who writes this stuff? the captions on this site are funnier than the pix!!
October 3rd, 2009
This looks like a reverse farmer’s tan…
October 3rd, 2009
How can anyone look at themselves in the mirror dressed like this and think, “Dang, I’m lookin’ sexy!”
October 3rd, 2009
Looks a bit like what I shit out this morning after breakfast.
October 3rd, 2009
Shart camouflage.
October 3rd, 2009
MRS. HANKY
October 3rd, 2009
MRS HANKY
October 3rd, 2009
This reminds me of the one-piece outfits I dress my infant son in sometimes…and looks about the same size too!
October 3rd, 2009
This reminds me of the one-piece outfits that I sometimes dress my infant son in- and about the same size too!
October 3rd, 2009
I suspect this is just part of a on-going practical joke her husband likes to play on her. He tells her how sexy and built and hot she looks in this tight fitting brown outfit and she wants to believe. Maybe she’ll see herself here and knock her husband upside the head with a rolling pin.
October 3rd, 2009
Pat.
October 3rd, 2009
What can Brown Do for you? Apparently not much.
October 3rd, 2009
New fashion statement..CamelToe in the actual color of a camel
October 3rd, 2009
At least it’s not some bright obnoxious color. Or a combination of them. [shudder]
October 3rd, 2009
Cut her some slack, she is clearly wearing her Halloween costume. She’s going as a Hershey bar. She’s just at the layaway counter to pay for the white “Hershey” letters so her outfit is complete!
October 3rd, 2009
Not saying she’s hot, but I’d hit it if she let me put it in her brown.
October 3rd, 2009
What about the red shorts? Looks like shorts with a “hoody”. Only for the very limber!
October 3rd, 2009
This looks gives “brown” a bad name.
October 3rd, 2009
Kinda gross.. Maybe if she was 10 years younger…
October 3rd, 2009
Nobody sees the red shorts? Baby got no back…
October 3rd, 2009
“What can brown do for you?” Brown can go the hell home and take another look into that shiny reflective thing called a mirror and come the the brilliant realization that if you look like a bowel movement you should go and change.
October 3rd, 2009
Fascinating vitiligo pattern !
October 3rd, 2009
I’d tap that browneye ;p
October 3rd, 2009
Well you know, Brown is the new………..oh who am I kidding. It sucks.
And where the hell do you buy a “onesiet” for an adult?
October 3rd, 2009
at least her ass isnt hangin’ out… Yawn.
October 3rd, 2009
The new UPS look is getting sportier. No loose clothing to slow you down. Eventually they hope to catch FedEx
October 3rd, 2009
The look of UPS more sporty and less chance of their cloths getting caught on stray packages. And now they may be able to catch up to FedEx (less drag)
October 3rd, 2009
I just want to stick some corn and peanuts to her outfit …lmao!
October 3rd, 2009
Men don’t give a crap what women wear, honestly if she does not have a super ugly face they would be all over this poopstain lady. As long as the lights are off and she’s willing to put out. You know I’m right.
October 3rd, 2009
Looks like Bruno.
October 4th, 2009
Where the HELL does one GET something like that? WHERE??
October 4th, 2009
Full on shart
October 4th, 2009
I’m sad to say that I looked and couldnt see any panty lines? Anyone else?
October 4th, 2009
…on the bright side… there is no panty-line.
October 4th, 2009
“What can brown do for you?” Leave!!
October 4th, 2009
Didn’t she look in a mirror? THey sell them at Walmart for $5.49.
October 4th, 2009
wow, Richard Simmons really slimmed down.
October 4th, 2009
How Now Brown Cow ? At least shes got the ass to wear the thing,regardless of fashion sense (nonexistant)
October 4th, 2009
when i was in hawaii every one was hott! where was this thing hiding? eww!
October 4th, 2009
Does no one see the red arse bag on the shorts next to brownie that looks like a fanny pack? I see things like this designed for horses to keep them from dropping road apples when they pull carriages.
October 4th, 2009
Are you sure this is a female?? I think it is a guy. A woman would wear footies with her reboks…..
October 4th, 2009
Hey, I didn’t know it was National Dress Like a Turd Day.
October 4th, 2009
Not quite a fashion statement, more of a fashion question mark.
With tits on.
October 4th, 2009
yea, she looks like crap…PUN INTENDED!! but…is this picture really worthy of this site? i think not!
BORING.
October 4th, 2009
How can ANYONE be in Hawaii for more than two days and not have a tan? Oh, that’s right, she’s wearing it.
October 4th, 2009
I can only imagine how bad this looks from the front, CAMEL TOE!!!
October 4th, 2009
I wonder what it looks like from the front?!?!? YUCK!!
October 4th, 2009
I afraid to imagine what the front looks like! Severe camel toe and who knows what else!
October 4th, 2009
does anybody know which wal mart in hawaii this was taken at
October 4th, 2009
I wish I had an ass like hers.
October 4th, 2009
Turd Stabber
October 4th, 2009
Hopefully there is not a husband/boyfriend wearing the same outfit.
October 4th, 2009
This is ridiculous, why would someone really come out the house looking like this?
October 4th, 2009
Mississisup “How can anyone look at themselves in the mirror dressed like this and think, “Dang, I’m lookin’ sexy!””
The same people who try out for American Idol, lose the first audition, then have a total meltdown because they think they’re better than Mariah.
October 4th, 2009
And her socks aren’t even the same shade of brown as the outfit.
October 4th, 2009
Did anyone notice the 12 or so yr old girl in the background? Sitting in front of the condom selection?
October 5th, 2009
Hey lady! Watch out for the turd-burgler to the left. It looks like he already burgled a turd or 2 and is hiding them in the back of his red shorts.
October 5th, 2009
That’s a woman???
Nah, that’s Richard Simmons. Dyed his hair and got a butt implant.
October 5th, 2009
Maybe she jogged to the store. Big deal.
October 5th, 2009
While I was pushing my janitorial cart down a walkway that divided two departments in the Walmart store where I’ve worked several months ago,
I ran into a lady comment who was wearing white shorts and no underwear. Her whole rear end was completely visible, though covered by that translucent garment (which were short pants like the one shown in “What can Brown Do for you?”). It goes to show Live ones, even strange live ones seem to supercharge Walmart with their personalities or better yet, their derrierealities.
October 5th, 2009
Dosent enhance her oufit or her body
October 5th, 2009
that is taking brown chicken brown cow too far!!
October 5th, 2009
CUSTOMER SERVICE: I can help the next person in line.
BROWN: Yeah, this tube of Preparation H was already open when I took it out of the box.
CUSTOMER SERVICE: Maam, the tube’s half empty.
BROWN: ….
October 5th, 2009
not much if you ask me she looks like a walking turd!
October 6th, 2009
Well, look at this way. If she sharts herself, noone will be able to tell.
October 6th, 2009
It could be worse, she could be from wisconsin with all her shit trying to bust out!
October 6th, 2009
this is awesome.. ahahaha
October 6th, 2009
one word……. poop.
October 7th, 2009
With a onesie that tight, I would be terrified to see the front…
October 7th, 2009
Ewwww I Bet She has Camel-toe!!!!!! glad we don’t have to see the front
October 7th, 2009
Hey, at least she doesn’t have to worry about washing out the skid marks.
October 7th, 2009
Located… pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream’s man chocolate.
October 9th, 2009
At least it’s female
October 10th, 2009
At first i thought that was my old boss…but then realized she is much fatter then the person in this picture…Anyone know Heather Frenette? Hahahaa
October 11th, 2009
that is the worst outfit I have possibly ever seen lol who would wanna wear that?! I’ll call it the poo outfit cuse the name says it all
October 14th, 2009
At least the brown stain left behind after those cheeks stop suckin will not be to noticable….
October 18th, 2009
This one’s especially sad because the matching socks mean she actually put effort into this outfit.
October 18th, 2009
I sure hope she isn’t from Hawaii and was only visiting.
October 21st, 2009
haha she tried to match the socks with her unitard and as it turns out its two different color browns
November 6th, 2009
typical, a turd on the floor in walmart, that’s not new. & that poor woman is covered head to toe with it.
June 8th, 2011
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