Orange you gland you can see my front butt?
127 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Walmart Fashion, Wisconsin
sexy lmao i think shes a bit ripe
July 27th, 2011
Did she really think this looked go on her way out the door?
She could stand out on the highway and be a traffic cone.
Sunny D? Is that you?
Oh! Hell Nah! :/
I’m hoping to God she’s in the store looking for a new outfit.
Wait, which are her boobs?
The WORST FUPA of All Time!!
She must be going hunting or working construction, by the way, gland? You mean glad? No I’m not glad about this picture.
Uh, excuse me ma’am, but you put your day-glow butt on backwards…
That is a major league moose knuckle!
That’s just nasty. But I bet if she could turn that front butt around to the back, it would look better than her trunk junk.
Gee, Grandma, what huge testicles you have.
Where does one even find an outfit like this?
I didn’t know Walmart started putting out their Halloween decorations in July !!
“Hey Kool-Aid”….”OH god NO !!!!!!”
Good luck getting someone to peel that orange!
Her bottom boobs are bigger than her top boobs.
A human Cheez Doodle.
It’s Wally the Pimp’s dream ho!!
When she doesn’t wear a bra she has to tuck her boobs into her shorts.
How many licks does it take to get to that tootsie roll center?
What clown car did she escape from?? Or better yet…its Rainbow Bright’s good friend Lucy L’Orange
I am almost saddened that the purse doesn’t match.
Knock Knock, “who’s there?”, Orange, “Orange who?” Orange you glad I didn’t say BANANA
Sho nuff mamma…you is lookin good today!
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
hey put the number 20 on her she could be a back up car for Joey
I am all for reuse, recycle and repurpose, but honestly, those orange nets are strictly for holding produce, not as outerwear.
Think how boring life would be without people like her…
An insult to traffic cones everywhere! But where do I start? The bottom boobs are much bigger than the actual top rack (or lack of rack, thank you for that too, who’d want to see them tucked into the top of the lower rack). She also looks like a package of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups melted and gone bad.
The final note: WTF? OH HELL NO!
That knot on the back of her head she if feeling..is the voices trying to escape..that bouy outfit is even to much for them..
Walking snow fence…..
“Orange you gland you can see my front butt?”
Don’t blame her front butt on a gland problem.
her butt is on backwards!
“Though disappointed with last night’s oversight, Lurlene was sure the mother ship would spot her tonight despite the low cloud cover”.
Just a wee bit larger and you could see her from outer space!
Looks like an anchor float
I wanna know 2 things. She seems to have a friend with her, what kind of friend would allow that to happen? Also, if she was gonna go that far then why does she not have an orange purse?
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
I think my weiner just went into full retreat..
How did she get her butt on backwards?????
Orange u glad ud be able to see her comin at u in the dark?!?
AGENT ORANGE??? you know, that stuff that scorches the ground & leaves nothing standing in it’s wake……
gives new meaning to “BABY GOT BACK” ….& Frontback…
Sunny D and rum. Yum yum.
Hopefully she’s at walmart buying a full length mirror.
Got to be the upcoming Clemson University Mascot…….
I can’t decide if she’s auditioning to be a traffic cone or safety netting.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Sammy Walton!!!
That orange wrap can sure hold a pile of shit
She ain’t got nothing on Rupaul
She’s got front-butt!
Use your hands to cover her from the waist up and the knees down, and then tell me that’s not her ass!
it looks like she stole a whole roll of that construction fencing they put to keep people out. all she had to do was lay down and roll, she was good to go.
The Last Archimedean
WHY is such a pretty woman wearing such a HORRIBLE outfit?! I’m going blind from all that orange!!!
If she dressed in anything decent, she’d be gorgeous…
Tomorrow she will wear the blue version of this and go as Windex!
Fruit mutation – a pumpkin cross-bred with two melons.
No Archimedian, there is absolutly nothing gorgeous about this woman!!!
Look it’s the Great Pumpkin Charley Brown!
is that her butt in the front of her pants?
I think she needs a better bra.
I wonder if her front butt is bigger than her back one?
I’ve seen this same outfit in purple on this site. I really think it is time to track down the manufacturer of this ensemble and have them fire bombed. I really think it is the only way to stop the insanity. Perhaps the government could restrict the purchase of some outfits to certain sizes.
It appears she has been blinded by her own outfit. I know I have!
Not too many women could wear that color successfully.
wow she is dressed ridicioulous!!!
Oh Charlie, I found your missing Oompa Loompa
I tried it & as usual, you are right!
I work with a woman who dresses like this. Xcept she weighs four hundred lbs. Orange=great pumpkin. PURPLE=Violet Beauregard. Red =something id rather not mention.
YOU GOT YOUR ASS ON BACKWARDS
Finally, a picture that has me at a loss for words.
ALERT ALERT Radioactive fish in net…release immediately!
Sir Mix A Lot
Baby got front !!!!!!!!!!!
To Be Me
Butt implant gone wrong.
i think she needs an extra bra for that front bum
Ummm…I haven’t had an orange popsicle in a long time.
James Brown ISN’T dead and he’s shopping for Elvis!
@Jeff – like agent orange, she also does harm to the military!
She’s Chester Cheetah’s girlfriend, yo! Don’t be jealous!
FUPA hunters unite!
Wal-Mart Price Rollback breast implant.
Guess she doesn’t have a mirror in her home.
July 28th, 2011
I feel a flashback coming on. She looks like some bad 80′s fashion!
Only a few women could successfully wear this, this is an example of one who can’t.
WTF.. They are thinking of bringing Walmart to South Africa… Dont think we could compete with this Fashion sense… Looks like the Oros man…
Lots of women would kill… for that second set of breasts!
Fly on the Wall
She should be at a road construction zone holding a sign that says, “Please hit me.”
Its amazing those little legs don’t snap under all that weight.
Nice Butt Gut.
I’m BLIND! What was that? The Great Pumpkin? An Oompa Loompa? The Annoying Orange’s slutty girlfriend? Seriously, she actually got up, put that on, and thought “Wow I look HOT!” Yeah, a HOT MESS! Wow…..the Koolaid man needs to be pimpin his ho’s somewhere else!
Someone already asked this but Im going to repeat it anyway…where does one even buy something like that?!?!
I wonder if a white woman would ever wear something like this?
Aunt Edna, calling from Lawrence Welk Village
The Last Archimedean, you need glasses. Really.
Maybe she is going deer hunting.
I knew John Boehner had a love child somewhere!
July 29th, 2011
Orange you glad I didn’t dress like a banana.
Gives “back-door girl” a whole new twist.
July 30th, 2011
Ahhhh..clothing choice mystery solved! My 8 year-old granddaughter suggests the lady is dressed as an orange Skittle for Halloween! Out of the mouths, and minds, of babes..gotta love ‘em!
Caution: Work Ahead.
(Lots of work needed)
It’s not easy being cheezy.
Have never heard of the Oros Man, and my google search led me to a disturbing image:
(I know the link is long, just copy and paste)
The person who told you that looked great in this either lied or a figment of your whacked out imagination and they make pills for that .
July 31st, 2011
Adds new meaning to U. Texas’s “Hook’em Horns!”
REALLY BRIGHT SIDE…..AT LEAST SHE WONT GET LOST
August 2nd, 2011
Attention Walmart shoppers: we got another FUPA queen in Isle 10!
I could not help it. This one made me chuckle. So bright, it is startling.
That’s not a front-butt, that’s a moose knuckle.
The reject Fanta Girl…
August 3rd, 2011
LOOK!! A tropical fish!
August 5th, 2011
@ Scoobydee…. yeah be a traffic cone in front of the town landfill!
What the hell is that outfit anyway?! She looks like she fell down on some of that orange barrier netting & couldnt get out of it, so she just left it on. 300 Tv dinners later she just grew into it!
August 6th, 2011
I bet the booty in the front sticks out further than the booty in the back!
August 7th, 2011
Hey she must have bought a lot of onions to get enough of the packaging to make that outfit!
August 15th, 2011
All I can think is WHY????????????????
August 17th, 2011
Uhm.. my eyeballs just got burned out of their sockets and now im blind..
August 28th, 2011
lmao i got to see this lady!!! she came into my work (a family resturant) like this!! it was disgusting!! but hey me and the other girls got great laughs out of her!!!
August 29th, 2011
She got the “buy a pair, get a pair free” deal on butt implants.
August 30th, 2011
first thought that pops up in my head: jack-o-lantern lol
September 22nd, 2011
Orange is the new blue
November 4th, 2011
She should be in a mental hospital. Obviously, anyone that would walk around looking like that, clearly has mental issues.
November 6th, 2011
HAAHHA! i took this! walked in to walmart in Beloit, Wisconsin and saw this woman! my friends & I laughed so hard at her!
November 9th, 2011
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
November 12th, 2011
November 23rd, 2011
Del Malott Jr
I wouldn’t do that, ……… even I was using yours! – Del
January 29th, 2012
It’s huntin’ season, hunting what I don’t know. But Dear, you’s ain’t no Deer.
May 31st, 2012
Now those are what you call saggy boobs!
July 18th, 2012