July 28th, 2011
Close The Curtain
Uggghhh, here is what I want to do. I want to get a hot knife and just cut off your back fat and show you what you’re making the rest of us look at. It’s gross and you can’t put lipstick on a pig so cut it out with the colorful tramp stamp too!
Indiana
Close The Curtain,
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Why would they even make an open back shirt in that size??? (and I am not a small woman, just smart enough to cover my back fat!)
July 28th, 2011
One size DO NOT fit all. Do she have a two tone back?
July 28th, 2011
Wow. When I think of sexy outfits to leave the house in, number one on my list is always something that resembles a too small hospital gown worn in such a way so that it looks like the wearer is smuggling tires out of the store. Hot.
July 28th, 2011
I thought she was weraing a hospotal gown!! rofl!!
July 28th, 2011
If it don’t fit.. DON’T WEAR IT! Nuff said…<3
July 28th, 2011
Sweet baby jesus, thank you for reminding me how much worse this could’ve been.
July 28th, 2011
Woe thats one BIG bib..
July 28th, 2011
That tramp stamp proves that you CAN put lipstick on a pig.
July 28th, 2011
I used to have that same exact shirt a few years ago. Original it does not tie in the back at all. She did cut it down the middle to make it fit her. Sorry to call her out…
July 28th, 2011
“Does my back look big in this?”
Yes love, it does
July 28th, 2011
In the words of Gabrial Iglasious….”DAYUM!!!!!”
July 28th, 2011
The subject of the picture is pretty gross, I’ll give you that. However, more than anything I am disturbed by the captioner’s sadistic little fantasy. Which is more disturbing? Large women waddling around Walmart under dressed, or the creepy sadists stalking them with hot knives and a lust for fatback?
July 28th, 2011
Some people take ONE SIZE FITS ALL too literally.
July 28th, 2011
@Stacy ……..that’s not an open back shirt – that’s a gown from a hospital
July 28th, 2011
Back titties need love too!! **shudders**
July 28th, 2011
Back titties need love too! **shudders**
July 28th, 2011
Does no one notice that she had to add an additional tie to the back of the backless, child size hospital gown to even keep it partially covering her the way it is?
I don’t think the dark blue tie came with the shirt orginally.
To no avail, however…and the two toned back is awesome too…how does one get that?
July 28th, 2011
The fact that she had to add a strip (the black one) to close it should have been her first freaking clue that it DOESN’T fit!
July 28th, 2011
Far too fancy for a hospital gown. And the black tie thingy looks added on.
July 28th, 2011
Wow..christ on a cracker what is wrong with some people
July 28th, 2011
Anything even remotely resembling a straight jacket should not be worn in public, unless of course you want to be thought of as a whack job.
July 28th, 2011
Apparently when you’re that large, you can’t get clothes big enough to cover your entire torso.
July 28th, 2011
Apparently when you’re that large, clothes won’t make it all the way around your body.
July 28th, 2011
did she escape from the hospital? or steal this from her best friend who is half her size?
July 28th, 2011
Let me guess. The hospital took her shirt away to discourage her from escaping. Be grateful they didn’t take her bra.
July 28th, 2011
So that’s why our medical insurance went up – they’re making designer hospital gowns now.
July 28th, 2011
@Goose, I think the expression is: “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
July 28th, 2011
She just wanted to show off her two tone back.
July 28th, 2011
They make tent fabric that zips up. Just an option.
July 28th, 2011
I’ve seen that top before, its part of a sweater set ( tank and lite sweater) and she is wearing just the sweater, backwards
July 28th, 2011
Trussed-up like a Christmas ham.
July 28th, 2011
WHY????!!!!! JUST WHY????!!!!
July 28th, 2011
For a second I thought she ran to Walmart in the middle of her gastric bypass surgery.
July 28th, 2011
While she was taking the time to sew in that additional black strap for “modesty”, she should have added additional fabric panels to close it completely, thus preventing blindness in anyone who inadvertently winds up behind her.
July 28th, 2011
so few mirrors…………
July 28th, 2011
Just think of the poor guy who had to stare at that ass crack the entire time he was tatooing her!!
July 28th, 2011
I’m thinking in a simpler time this was a vest. For a new look wear backwards, but first add another tie-up of a non-matching color that serves no purpose and you’ve re-purposed rather than thrown away.
July 28th, 2011
What the hell? Can the sun not reach her lower back to tan that, too?
July 28th, 2011
How do you know you are too fat?
When you have to use a bungee cord to secure a hospital gown.
July 28th, 2011
I can’t believe her ” friend ” let her outta de house, gesssshhhhhh
July 28th, 2011
Bet she owns a vibrating bowling pin…
July 28th, 2011
Why would someone pay money for a shirt that looks like a hospital gown?
July 28th, 2011
She does have SOME sense: you can tell by the tan line that she wears a one-piece swimsuit. Now if you’re aware that no one wants to see your back rolls at the beach, what makes you think it’s ok to expose them at a store for God’s sake?
July 28th, 2011
That was originally a size 8 shirt with no open back on it
July 28th, 2011
She looks like an escapee from a low rent insane asylum, or like she walked out in the middle of her mammogram, or since they are back boobs, would that be backogram?
July 28th, 2011
Hot firey mess!
July 28th, 2011
She could wear that top as a hospital gown when she goes in for her colonoscopy…..I feel sorry for that doctor.
July 28th, 2011
That is a rather large tu-toned SUV.
July 28th, 2011
“Close the Curtain” vs “the IT Factor”.
Close call, but this one at least covers up most of her back and wears a bra.
I’m going with “Close the Curtain”.
July 28th, 2011
I wonder if she first tried it on with the ties in the front. Just saying, things could have been worse.
July 28th, 2011
Is the lipo surgeon missing an escaped patient?
July 28th, 2011
I’m just happy she seems to be shopping for a shirt, lets all cross our fingers that she find one in her size
July 28th, 2011
Looks like her straightjacket is coming loose
July 28th, 2011
well i say that some people look like they have been hit with a bag of what the f*ck, but hope she lifts the fat rolls to wash under there because i sure as hell wouldn’t want to be down wind of that in the summer time, let alone the winter time!
July 28th, 2011
This gal looks like she just escaped from the hospital…. Mammogram perhaps? Her boobs are probably so fat they had to find a bigger slide and that’s when she broke free!
July 28th, 2011
What the hell? Is this a joke? It is disgusting when over weight people like her think that they can wear whatever they want and look cute, It’s not so much her size I am making fun of, it is the way she dresses because lets all be honest, they say be confident if you’re a bigger person but this is just wrong to show that much skin. I’m not skinny myself but I am not over 200 pounds, let alone her size, and I wouldn’t even be able to wear that!
July 29th, 2011
Someone should sue the company that made that shirt…
July 29th, 2011
Carol, that’s exactly what i was thinking. and WHY?!
July 29th, 2011
That’s not a shirt, It’s a hospital gown. OMG!!!
July 29th, 2011
searching the internet….
July 29th, 2011
Well, I’ll be damned.
July 29th, 2011
come on now people! that’s a shirt she’s had since jr high n couldn’t part wit so she decided to part the back so she could still wear it
July 29th, 2011
Tan Lines?
July 29th, 2011
Fat people never know whats going on behind them
July 29th, 2011
You mean close the hanger doors…I was waiting for a 747 to come out.
July 29th, 2011
oh I thought it was some kind of hospital gown and she had escaped.
July 29th, 2011
Close the curtain, pull down the shades, and lock the doors on that one!
July 29th, 2011
Fat chicks. Ugh.
July 29th, 2011
OK – so the top half is tan and the lower half is pasty white. That alone should make you wear a “full” shirt, to say nothing of the other obvious stuff!
July 29th, 2011
Look…. I’m a black man and even I wouldn’t hit that…
July 29th, 2011
just because it comes in her size does not mean she should wear it!!!!!!! YUCK
July 29th, 2011
I don’t think anyone should wear a shirt that hideous much less someone of that size, But if she feels she’s gotta do it why wouldn’t she want the bra to at least match….
July 29th, 2011
Oh, the places you’ll go! Seuss got it so right.
July 29th, 2011
Agreed
July 29th, 2011
Just wait girls and boys!!! Sometime in the future some 400lb dude with wolfman back will wear one!! Awesome times we live in eh?
July 30th, 2011
Bet her tongue pops out before her eyes open in the morning…
July 30th, 2011
yeah if a big woman should wear an open back shirt like that there should be an undershirt on as well.. ima big woman and would NEVER show off my back fat like that lol
July 30th, 2011
I love that sexy tramp stamp.
July 30th, 2011
anyone notice the homemade black extension sewn on to cover the widened expanse at the bottom?…just damn.
July 30th, 2011
oh, so that’s what comedian Jeff Foxworthy meant by back-tiddies!
July 31st, 2011
I don’t know who deserves to be shot more… her for wearing the undersized hospital gown, or the body artist who graced us with this tramp stamp. I mean surely after looking at that he/she’s blind!
July 31st, 2011
Proof that ONE SIZE FITS NO ONE! When the next step to holding your clothes on is a bungee cord, it’s time to buy a size or two — or three — bigger!
August 1st, 2011
the person who did the tatoo had a strong stomach.. a very strong stomach
August 1st, 2011
I feel sorry for her-I am thinking she is wearing an institutional johnny.Maybe the lady next to her just took her out for the day. She probably doesn`t wear or own street clothes….From a caregivers veiw.Anyone see my point?
August 2nd, 2011
I think she stole a hospital gown and cut it down to a blouse. How awkward to wear that in public. It was bad enough to wear one of those gowns in the hospital while laying down all day long.
August 2nd, 2011
Seeing those back rolls makes me wonder if this was the inspiration for WalMart’s “roll back the prices” ad campaign.
August 3rd, 2011
what’s with the runaway hospital gown? I knew they were tacky, but DAMN!
August 6th, 2011
I was tere the night this pic was taken. I even tried to take a pic and it ended up blurry and shitty looking. No it is not a hospital gown. it was a shirt that she had cut and added a strap haha
August 8th, 2011
I do laugh at a lot of photos on this site, but I feel the caption was out of line and cruel. The comments were more about her weight than her outfit choice and demeaning. She is a woman, not a pig. She does not deserve to have her back cut with a knife. A woman of any size has the right to a tattoo and it is expression not “putting lipstick on a pig.” I hate that expression applied to people. Like the only women who have the right to wear makeup are thin women. Like fat women aren’t women at all. how cruel is that?
this site should be about humor and focus on mocking outfits, not promoting violence against women who don’t look like you want them to. I don’t understand the hatred.
August 15th, 2011
yeh..she’s wearing a hospital gown
August 18th, 2011
i saw here there, NO JOKE!
August 28th, 2011
OMG, I have that exact shirt, it came from Walmart & I have it in Green too…. no really I will take a pic & post, but that shirt is NOT opened in the back. it is a regular shirt with a tie string that ties in the back. She just took a cute shirt and made it HIDEOUS, she ABSOLUTELY MADE that shirt that way because it does NOT come that way. I guess I will need to do some Fall cleaning of my closet.
August 29th, 2011
does she nott realize she looks completly stupid and gross for two reasons, bc she’s got a two-toned back and bc her fat is hanging out or does she just not care?
September 12th, 2011
omg omg this lady is cyco to wear that did she come from medows plz lady go back
May 11th, 2012
am i looking at it wrong or is her back 2 different colors? like the upper half tan the bottom white?
May 22nd, 2012
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