July 29th, 2011
Taking The High Ground
Looks like we found the real “Cop and a 1/2″! Sure it might seem cool but good luck cuffing a little person who gets rowdy!
West Virginia
Taking The High Ground,
Looks like we found the real “Cop and a 1/2″! Sure it might seem cool but good luck cuffing a little person who gets rowdy!
West Virginia
Taking The High Ground,
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Hey i can see down your shirt!!!
July 29th, 2011
Now thats one hell of a wedgy! lol
July 29th, 2011
He is asking those girls to reach the donuts for him.
July 29th, 2011
Hmm .. that’s a good way to do surveillance
July 29th, 2011
When Walmart said they were going to raise security this isn’t what I thought they meant.
July 29th, 2011
This has to be the weirdest thing I’ve seen on here. I think that’s a real gun in his holster.
July 29th, 2011
I thought it was the long arm of the law…not the long legs of the law.
July 29th, 2011
Great publicity stunt for their extended “Big and Tall” clothing line.
July 29th, 2011
Look at the State it is from.. normal day at walmart, nothing to see.
July 29th, 2011
The reason for the stilts is so that he can peek into the dressing rooms.
July 29th, 2011
And you thought you had a hard time finding pants that fit.
July 29th, 2011
Do you have jeans in a 36″ x 72″?
July 29th, 2011
Redneck version of “The Eye in the Sky”.
July 29th, 2011
What is the point of this?
July 29th, 2011
This
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is
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a
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very
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tedious
July 29th, 2011
way
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to
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rite
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something
July 29th, 2011
I’ve heard of a pig on ice but never on stilts
July 29th, 2011
ridiculously
July 29th, 2011
silly
July 29th, 2011
Nothing misspelled here.
July 29th, 2011
The only abnormal thing about this is he is the only guy in WV that DOESN’T sleep with a family member/livestock. Good going!
July 29th, 2011
Wait… WHAT? Foam-tastic color for 7.97?!?!?!
PP
July 29th, 2011
Heightened Security at Walmart
July 29th, 2011
He’s sick of being used by everyone asking him to get the items off the top shelf.
July 29th, 2011
I have seen a few wedgies before, but this is RIDICULOUS!
July 29th, 2011
Don’t walk to close behind him cause he can fart in your face.
July 29th, 2011
I guess it makes it easy to look down the girls shirts . . . but you’re in Wal-smart and they will show you for free so why bother?
July 29th, 2011
That’s actually me and my husband! I’m going to submit a better picture than this one. This walmart was having a health and safety fair and asked him to come and walk stilts for them. He’s an acutal Clarksburg Police Officer and a former Ringing Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus Clown, class of ’96. He does comedy shows all around the state. Check him out at mrmikescomedy.com!
July 29th, 2011
Oh mike ! Only you would do somethin like this lol (he’s a real cop)
July 29th, 2011
Hey lady, wanna see some highballs?
July 29th, 2011
“Stop…and put your hands behind your back….well actually get up on this ladder first, and then put your hands behind your back!”
July 29th, 2011
You don’t have to be high to shop at Walmart, but it helps.
July 29th, 2011
Walking tall has never been easier since the police dropped the height restrictions.
July 30th, 2011
No wonder there is pee all over the seats in the men’s room.
July 30th, 2011
Inspector Gadget joined the Village People??!!
July 30th, 2011
Is that the cop (Arnold’s counterpart) from Terminator?
July 30th, 2011
I wonder how he takes a piss… does he take the stilts off or just aim from up high and hope he makes it in???
July 30th, 2011
Hey, if you’ve smelled the floor in most Wal-Marts as much as security does, you’d want to get away from it, too.
July 30th, 2011
Looks like one of the Squidbillies is hugging her.
July 30th, 2011
This is in fact, a real policeman and I used to go to church with him.
July 31st, 2011
@ Emily, Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering how he would chase a shoplifter.
August 2nd, 2011
I guess the ‘clearance’ signs are gonna need a new meaning.
August 3rd, 2011
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg????? i bet he wearing something on his feet
August 8th, 2011
I was there that day! A Small child cried when they saw him.
August 15th, 2011
Cop on duty
August 16th, 2011
Yeah! That would be fun…. But how did he fit through the door?
October 3rd, 2011
This is a real cop, I know him. He use to be a former clown (Legit) and then became a cop later. He still know most of his tricks and can also balance a 14ft ladder on his chin.
October 20th, 2011
Love this clown/cop. He is great I known him for at least 5-8 years. He also taught me how to balance a broom on my chin.
January 31st, 2012
He’s a legit cop. I graduated High School with him. He is also a legit clown, Barnum and Bailey trained. He’s a good guy and does a great job with teaching children to stay away from drugs. Good job Mike!
April 13th, 2012
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