Looks like we found the real “Cop and a 1/2″! Sure it might seem cool but good luck cuffing a little person who gets rowdy!
56 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Random, West Virginia
Hey i can see down your shirt!!!
July 29th, 2011
Now thats one hell of a wedgy! lol
He is asking those girls to reach the donuts for him.
Hmm .. that’s a good way to do surveillance
When Walmart said they were going to raise security this isn’t what I thought they meant.
This has to be the weirdest thing I’ve seen on here. I think that’s a real gun in his holster.
I thought it was the long arm of the law…not the long legs of the law.
Great publicity stunt for their extended “Big and Tall” clothing line.
Look at the State it is from.. normal day at walmart, nothing to see.
The reason for the stilts is so that he can peek into the dressing rooms.
And you thought you had a hard time finding pants that fit.
Do you have jeans in a 36″ x 72″?
Redneck version of “The Eye in the Sky”.
What is the point of this?
I’ve heard of a pig on ice but never on stilts
Nothing misspelled here.
The only abnormal thing about this is he is the only guy in WV that DOESN’T sleep with a family member/livestock. Good going!
Wait… WHAT? Foam-tastic color for 7.97?!?!?! :-PPP
Heightened Security at Walmart
He’s sick of being used by everyone asking him to get the items off the top shelf.
I have seen a few wedgies before, but this is RIDICULOUS!
Crazy Snake Lady
Don’t walk to close behind him cause he can fart in your face.
I guess it makes it easy to look down the girls shirts . . . but you’re in Wal-smart and they will show you for free so why bother?
That’s actually me and my husband! I’m going to submit a better picture than this one. This walmart was having a health and safety fair and asked him to come and walk stilts for them. He’s an acutal Clarksburg Police Officer and a former Ringing Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus Clown, class of ’96. He does comedy shows all around the state. Check him out at mrmikescomedy.com!
Oh mike ! Only you would do somethin like this lol (he’s a real cop)
Hey lady, wanna see some highballs?
“Stop…and put your hands behind your back….well actually get up on this ladder first, and then put your hands behind your back!”
You don’t have to be high to shop at Walmart, but it helps.
Walking tall has never been easier since the police dropped the height restrictions.
July 30th, 2011
No wonder there is pee all over the seats in the men’s room.
Inspector Gadget joined the Village People??!!
Is that the cop (Arnold’s counterpart) from Terminator?
I wonder how he takes a piss… does he take the stilts off or just aim from up high and hope he makes it in???
Hey, if you’ve smelled the floor in most Wal-Marts as much as security does, you’d want to get away from it, too.
Looks like one of the Squidbillies is hugging her.
This is in fact, a real policeman and I used to go to church with him.
July 31st, 2011
@ Emily, Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering how he would chase a shoplifter.
August 2nd, 2011
I guess the ‘clearance’ signs are gonna need a new meaning.
August 3rd, 2011
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg????? i bet he wearing something on his feet
August 8th, 2011
I was there that day! A Small child cried when they saw him.
August 15th, 2011
Cop on duty
August 16th, 2011
Yeah! That would be fun…. But how did he fit through the door?
October 3rd, 2011
This is a real cop, I know him. He use to be a former clown (Legit) and then became a cop later. He still know most of his tricks and can also balance a 14ft ladder on his chin.
October 20th, 2011
Love this clown/cop. He is great I known him for at least 5-8 years. He also taught me how to balance a broom on my chin.
January 31st, 2012
He’s a legit cop. I graduated High School with him. He is also a legit clown, Barnum and Bailey trained. He’s a good guy and does a great job with teaching children to stay away from drugs. Good job Mike!
April 13th, 2012