Damn, I wish Snow White here was wearing some fur because I’d actually welcome a crazy PETA person covering her in paint just so there would be some color!
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That white witch escaped from the wardrobe again! Get your gun Jim Bob!
August 1st, 2011
Idk whats more funny the snow white chick or the big black dude at the checkout line in his pajama pants.LOL
She’s a long way away from Narnia….
What the hell is that on her head? Looks like a plastic bag?????
Sir Hates Alot
The Ghost of Christmas Present is about to pay a visit to Evander Scrooge.
oh no run its xmas past.
It’s like a 2 for one. The guy in the background has on some stylish pajama bottoms.
Plastic bag on her head and slip-on shoes on her feet. I think the home is looking for her.
She looks like a spent Lifestyle.
I can’t even see her face and yet she looks angry to me….
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASS!
I can’t help but wonder where in VA it is that cold this time of year.
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
Well if that was a dude.I would say its Gandalf The White and his normal garbs were being dry cleaned lol
what I don’t get is if he’s only out in a t-shirt why is she wearing a winter coat?
Shoot, is that an extra large, used, condom on her head???? Takes all kinds to make the world go round!!!!
It’s the middle of summer and she’s dressed like that?? Mental case…watch out.
Looks like someone was a little rough with the body condom…
WTF are we even looking at?
It takes a special person to distract us from Mr. PJ man in the background.
I live in Virginia. We have had oppressivly high humidity over the last two weeks. That person is wearing a ski jacket and some unknow hat type thing. Something is VERY wrong with her.
Looks like someone shot a load on Casper’s face.
Looks like the bride just left her bridal shower but forgot to remove her toilet paper bridal gown!
You guys see this?
First off I have those exact same pajama pants on right now.
Second maybe she is stocking up on supplies for a mission to Hoth.
Whoa! They’ve got the AC turned way down again!
Deleted scene from “Lord of the Rings” Gandalf buys his white robes
“Help us, Obi-Wan! You’re our last hope!”
Just needs giant cinnamon buns over her ears to complete the picture.
Slender girls that tend to wear all white are usually hotties. So without a front photo I will say, “I’d do her”.
August 2nd, 2011
Guys, there are religions that dictate that you may only wear white for a specified period of time, so I would guess that’s why she’s dressed like that. I don’t mind people being made fun of because they just walked outside obviously not caring at all what they look like, but now that you know she looks a specific way for a reason (even if you don’t agree with it), please stop picking on her. By the way, I’m not part of any religion that has those rules, but I do try to be respectful of others that are.
“Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope in Tire & Lube Express”.
@Emily, please share your wealth of information with us: What religion specifies that you must wear socks with sandals, winter coats in the dead of summer, and some kind of apparently plastic headgear (again, in the dead of summer)? Wearing *white* can be lovely, but this individual isn’t just “wearing white.” That’s one freaky getup!!
August 3rd, 2011
I think she is the ghost of Walmart, maybe something terrible happened to her before she died in the tire dept. now she will haunt Walmart automotive forever.
That black guy don’t know it yet but he is fixin to $h!t his pants…
Maybe the force is strong with that black guy.
Shaggy, Scooby, look out! Its a ghost!!!!!!
August 4th, 2011
no cleavage or fat rolls hanging out… not much of a walcreature.
random acts of lunacy
It looks like she is wearing a giant condom over her head!
I actually know this lady… I’m totally honest! She’s a sweet Catholic woman who goes to our church. She’s a devout Catholic, so she wears white all the time. She wears a skirt, a puffy jacket, and a white scarf over her head. She’s a good Christian and you guys need to stop being so mean… Just saying. Don’t say rude and nasty things about people you don’t know.
August 5th, 2011
Princess Leia checks the south entrance to see if Luke has returned from tauntaun patrol…
August 7th, 2011
Isn’t that Judy Dench from Chronicles of Riddick?
August 10th, 2011
Looks like a used condom on her head
August 17th, 2011
Help us Obi Won, you are our only hope!
September 26th, 2011
unfortunatly i work at that walmart, and she comes in the store maybe twice a week and she’s always wearing that same outfit.never seen her in anything different. we call her the wedding lady. i mean really, does she have to wear a veil?
January 28th, 2012