Due to the economic crisis, Darth Vader and crew had to sell the Death Star and move into a trailer park in Toledo.
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I LOVE THIS!!!! THAT STORM TROOPER COSTUME IS WAY MORE ACCEPTABLE, EYE PLEASING, AND SENSIBLE THAN 95 PER CENT OF THE HORRID WARDROBE CHOICES PEOPLE MAKE ON THIS SITE.
August 3rd, 2011
This stormtrooper looks like he has taken a beating!
This is awesome! I would of gottn a pic witrh him if I was there.
I guess the evil Darth Vader has to send in the troops have to be called in when employees start demanding fair pay, medical benefits, getting paid for overtime work and things of the sort.
just god done with a starwars marathon and needs to stock up on microwave pizza and natty ice
Does anyone else find it odd the lady standing there doesn’t even notice something strange just walked by her with a shopping cart? Perhaps there are just so many oddities at wally world we are becoming immune.
I gave it 5 stars mostly because of the caption with the pic!
I guess The Empire doesn’t pay their servicemen shit either….
That’s awesome! but i wonder how many small children he scared that day.
“This isn’t the store you’re looking for.”
YAY You can’t go wrong with Star Wars…I am just so very sad that things are this hard all over……
Seriously? Is this the best that you can do for laundry day? You didn’t have some hideous shorts and a tshirt from the 70′s that would embarrass you a little more than this?
Of course I do not want to even think where the wallet is hidden!! Ewwww (shudder)!
If I had a storm trooper costume, the ONLY place I would wear it is WalMart!!!
The lady standing there doesn’t seem phased by him at all – just another day at Wal-mart.
With the Empire falling on hard times, Darth Vader has out-sourced his troops to Walmart to generate extra revenue for yet another Dealthstar since the rebel alliance seems to keep destroying them. Seen here: TK421 working as a cart boy said this job is much like when he’d round up rebel scum attempting to sabotage the Deathstar.
He has to do the shopping because those were the droids they were looking for.
Sir Hates Alot
Darth Vader: Pick me up some milk, bread, throat losengers and Doritos. And don’t fall for one of those Store Greeter mind tricks again.
Try that at a bank…
Kyle the Ex-Cart Pusher
WHY CAN’T I GET AWESOME EXPERIENCES LIKE THIS WHEN I WORKED THERE?
Seriously though, I think this is my new favorite. Sure beats that one time I saw an old man that looked like Santa Claus in Daisy Dukes.
Loooow Looooooow prices make a reeeealy big difference
When you are feeding thousands of Storm troupers !
Ok so I admit it. Belonging to an evil empire has it’s perks. But just wait till Darth Vader asks you to lead the “cheer” and if you resist he levitates you and uses the force to put a stranglehold on your gonads.
I work for Wal-Mart, and I also wear Stormtrooper armor. I have stood out front of my Wal-Mart in my armor to raise money for The American Cancer Society. The trooper pictured is a sandtrooper.
It was just a matter of time before one Evil Empire fell and another arose to take its place.
I want to find this guy and marry him!!!
Stormtrooper: Can I get a carton of Newport Light 100s?
WalMart Drone: Yes, I’ll just need to see your ID.
Vader: You don’t need to see his identification.
WalMart Drone: We don’t need to see his identification.
The Emperor is in dire need of moisturizer at low, low prices.
Walternator the Albertson's Stockboy
My goodness! While I think it’s a bit silly to go out clad in a Storm Trooper outfit, I must say that I do enjoy Star Wars! I hope that isn’t a sinful thing to say…
Fell on hard times and got this job as a parking lot attendant. The only perk – not feeling like a freak who stands out in the crowd here.
empire stuff lots of empire stuff……..the empire likes good deals to
Just another day in “Fantasy-mart”.
‘These are not the droids you are looking for’.
whats sad is i know exactly which walmart this was taken. its at the boardman ohio walmart.
Caleb aka Mr.bigman
can someone say crash landing
Yes, staged. But still, 10 bucks says Walmart probably kicked the guy out for wearing the mask but won’t kick out all the creatures we see on this site every day.
On his first payday at work, PU2 eagerly looked forward to spending his hard earned money on Luke Streetwalker or, especially Jabba The Slut. PU2 had always liked ‘em big…..
It must be obvious more and more people are staging these photos. Can’t you skip them? More chocolate moon pies!
Why not just land the ship in China and not pay the mark up.
…. Let me get this right… …… 1 ton of Bantha Chow…… 300 lbs of Dew Back litter….. 100 gallons of blue milk….. …….. oh yeah, 5 cases of turtle wax for the garrisons inspection next week……..
@LOL – Darth Vader didn’t scare as many children as the woman showing megacrack…
Love the woman crossing the street behind him that doesn’t even give him a second thought!
Hell with the storm trooper!! What about princess leia behind him!!Shes hot!
It happened again.. Darth Vader sending his bitch to get groceries…
Just got back from COMIC CON.
I bet this guy spent more money on a stormtrooper costume than he did his car.
Best caption EVER!
He’s like the white trash stormtrooper- uniform all nasty and filthy… goin in to buy formula, grape drink, and cigs.
“These are not the cheese curls you seek.”
Maybe it’s Casey Anthony in disguise. I heard she was in Ohio.
Rebel plans are in aisle 9
reminded me of the guy who is walking across Australia for charity wearing his strormtrooper costume…http://holykaw.alltop.com/stormtrooper-walking-across-australia …..maybe this guy is wanting to show his support
Name the person in this photo who has never had sex with a woman before….this could be a tough one !
Sure he is dirty he is a Imperial sand trooper and a MEPD OFFICER (
Mos eisl police department )
Based on Tatooine
Watch out rebel scum!!!
“Luke, I’m your baby daddy.”
::In best Nerd voice:: That’s a SANDTROOPER, not a Stormtrooper! That pauldron over the shoulder gives it away
Was about to say, as the post above, this is not a Storm Trooper from the Death Star, but a Sandtrooper.
August 4th, 2011
Just an every day occurance in the lives of the 501st or any Star Wars costumers Star Wars folks are the greatest – especially Sandtroopers that shop at Wal Mart ha ha
This is what a nerd wears when everything else is in the wash?
wonder how much his friends payed him to do this
Deb Moler’s son?
August 5th, 2011
Oh My Frigging God, I think that’s my 28 year old Stepson.
August 6th, 2011
Well, I guess it never occurred to me that the Death Star needs supplies too – and when you’re shopping for a large crowd, you DEFINITELY want value for money. Enter Walmart…
August 7th, 2011
S/he’s actually pretty awesome. I’d hang out with them.
Hey, even Darth Vader was a meter maid before he hit the big time!
this is not that odd in ohio. not just at walmart but all over. i walk around in cosplay a lot. do it a lot in large groups called cosplay groups. ohio is the nerdiest states. we have lots of conventions year round. he was most likely at a con and needed to go get food. i have done it. based on the date i say he was at gencon.
August 8th, 2011
Walmart: ‘never goes out of fashion’!
August 9th, 2011
This isn’t stage. I was there the day this happened, at Boardman Walmart. He dressed up for a charity that was having a bake sale/fundraiser there. Got pics. It was pretty cool.
August 12th, 2011
It looks like Darth Vader sent one of his storm troopers to pick up some Windex for Consuela.
August 13th, 2011
Storm trooper 1: Sir, the video games are not in the phone isle. I repeat, are not in the phone isle
Storm trooper 2: Look Sir!!! DROID!!!!
August 14th, 2011
“You don’t want to shop at Wholefoods. You want to shop at Walmart and go home and rethink your life.”
August 15th, 2011
It was a sad day on Tatooine when a Wal-Mart opened up in Mos Eisley.
The sleepy little moisture farmer town of Anchorhead went downhill as locals stopped shopping at the small shops in order to save a couple little Imperial creds here and there.
Plus, business slowed to a sandcrawl for the roving Jawas as well. Because even though the cheap made with Mimbanian slave labor droids sold at Wal-Mart were of severely inferior quality, they were still a little less expensive than what the Jawas priced their merchandise at.
August 16th, 2011
And when interviewed about the effects on his town, Anchorhead mechanic Fixer could only comment, “Wal-Mart. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
Darth Vader was busy so he sent one of his Troopers to Pre-Order Old Republic and camp there till it hits the shelves.
August 21st, 2011
i live in toledo…i wish i could have seen this.
August 27th, 2011
I wonder if he found the droids he was looking for…
September 2nd, 2011
nerds have such balls. damn shame they dont get to use them often.
September 12th, 2011
Old Bridge New Jersey (ecspecially off of englishtown road),Spotswood New jersey and sayreville new jersey have more trailer park trash than any people think that Ohio has.I lived in Old Bridge.I can name a few right now: Shannon Deo,Peter Hynes, Sam Sowell, Jim Callari, Archie and Robyn, Walter Harootunian ,Leon Wieczorek,they are all trailer park inbred toothless shoeless hicks
September 26th, 2011
…a new WalMart dress code? I like it.
October 22nd, 2011
I just wanna point out the fact that this guy dressed up and went to the walmart in boardman(my hometown) like this… And I totally missed out on this sh*ttttt! !
December 21st, 2011
I agree with Beef!
March 22nd, 2012
….its a sand trooper… BIG DIFFERENCE between the two….
April 21st, 2012
(Cashier) These are not the altoids you’re looking for…
June 23rd, 2012