Two Headed Monster



At what point does cleavage just turn into two monsters fighting each other in a tube top?

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Two Headed Monster, 5.9 out of 10 based on 58 ratings

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  1. ohthehumanity

    Liposuction, breast reduction and gastric bypass, STAT! ::shudders::

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  2. Wes

    A pair of 55 longs

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  3. Goodtwin2

    That is just scarey, what happens if the boulder holders break or give way to the pressure? I don’t think FEMA response to those kinds of disasters..And where is self respect?

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  4. sam

    Talk about taking a fashion tip about “show a little cleavage” way, way,
    WAY too far.

    Note the look of determination on her face. I think she is racing to be the first to get the free cookie in the bakery department.

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  5. Kelly

    Only Moses himself could part those two mountainous masses.

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  6. Bob

    There needs to be a law against that! That’s just gross!!

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  7. Kevin

    Jabba the Hut

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  8. NOLATri

    MASSVIE tits aside, I feel sorry for that scooter chair. I mean really… what the hell could it have done to deserve having to cart her fat ass around?

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  9. Rex

    That’s not just cleavage, that’s the whole damned Grand Canyon.

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  10. Maro

    When she breastfeeds she puts the “S” in s-mother.

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  11. Ed

    Welfare recipient with a motorized shopping cart—I think I nailed it!!

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  12. gregory higgins

    …MAKIN’ LOVE TO HER HAS GOT TO BE A BITCH!…I MEAN…SHE COULD KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU W/THOSE MONSTROUS BOOBIES IF YOU AIN’T PLEASIN’ HER RIGHT!!!…

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  13. Dark Eyes

    Apparently the little guy in the back has to push the chair because she is over the weight limit for it.

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  14. Sir Hates Alot

    Well, they do make a convenient drink holder.

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  15. Pass The Eye Bleach Please

    You would probably have to roll her in a whole vat of flour to find her wet spot lol

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  16. HolyHell

    Forget the cleavage. I’m positive Walmart has motorized chairs but the kid is pushing it?! Lady, do yourself and your poor son a huge favor, reduction…

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  17. mary

    LOL! @ Kelly’s Moses comment! Classic :o))))

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  18. Dee Ment

    And to think that if she walked she could lose a few pounds

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  19. Skanky draws

    I’d hit it.

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  20. joe

    2 Extra Large Spanish boobies and a coffee to go.

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  21. Goofy59

    That’s not cleavage it’s the Suez Canal.

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  22. Julie

    Tood bad, it looks like she was once quite beautiful before she gained so much weight!

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  23. Bloody Vikings

    Tila Tequila has really let herself go.

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  24. ncmama

    A sumo wrestler in drag!

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  25. kirbyssister

    @ Sir – She could wedge a LARGE triple chocolate malt cup in her “holders”, lay a LARGE fry and a Big Mac on each side and drive all at the same time. This is disgusting.

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  26. racrenlew

    It turns into that when those 2 monsters are IN a tube top! Holy hell! Her bra could probably double as A-Bomb canisters! :P

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  27. guy in GA

    There is such thing as boobs being too big.

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  28. MotorCityKitty79

    Apparently she broke the last 900 bras she had, and I don’t think even NASA could make something strong enough to hold those bitches back…

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  29. Max

    Clearly, this is just one more case of a Wal-Creature who apparently lives in a home devoid of mirrors.

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  30. Kathy

    She needs those to hold her wallet.

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  31. Beth

    oh my God…. I will NEVER say I wish I had bigger boobs again… I need to be careful what I wish for.

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  32. DCR12X2003

    pretty sure there was a sign on the back of the cart that said “TWINKIES OR BUST”…by the way, does anyone know what the actual weight limit is on those carts?

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  33. Scott

    is she handicapped or just a fat ass, try walking you giant tube of goo!

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  34. Scurryone

    I loved you in “The Simpsons” movie lady!

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  35. Rod

    Wow notice the skinny kid pushing them along, hope those straps hold! Whole new meaning to clean up in housewares!!

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  36. Tammy

    They are her knee warmers lol

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  37. Kimberly

    I think it is safe to say, she’s not on any ‘support’.

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  38. Mack Bee

    Her 401 K is her bra size!!!

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  39. Walternator the Albertson's Stockboy

    Goodness. This woman is contributing to the obesity epidemic in our country, but is also exposing her mammory glands in a most unflattering way. They are for producing milk to feed her young, but she has them on display as though they are for all to see. Not to mention that they are quite uncared for, which is sad.

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  40. Walternator the Albertson's Stockboy

    Goodness. This woman is contributing to the obesity epidemic in our country, but is also exposing her mammory glands in a most unflattering way. They are for producing milk to feed her young, but she has them on display as though they are for all to see. Not to mention that they are quite uncared for, which is sad.

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  41. robert

    Never saw someone try and shoplift watermelons. Oh wait, …

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  42. Lady Anne

    Cameo Bras sells a size 54M – and I know a woman who could use one!

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  43. misha

    What really scares me is I own that same top in purple (wore it yesterday, too) – I’m about 1/2 her size, and I bought the largest size they make it in. I had no idea it could stretch THAT much.

    Funny, on me there isn’t anywhere near that much boobage showing.

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  44. Lisa

    I don’t think it matters if she had a bra on or not, the gravitational pull of those puppies would have to be immense!

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  45. Eric

    I think the weight limit of that cart has been exceeded.

    Attention fat asses: Those carts are put there for people who CAN’T walk because they are too old or because they have a disability or injury. NOT for lazy asses. If you walked more you might lose a few pounds!

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  46. signguy

    Teach me tonight…… and shoot me tomorrow.

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  47. Josh

    Its the Cuban missile crisis all over again.

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  48. The Last Archimedean

    A “but ‘er face” if I ever saw one! She looks hot from the neck down, but that face would sink a thousand ships.

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  49. Joe

    Sorry but if you are so fat that you need to ride on one of those then first your fat butt needs to be walking. Second I don’t care what you wear you aint gonna look sexy. Try a burka.

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  50. Kattykoo

    Notice the sign in upper right hand corner in purple…it says SIC ha.

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  51. Lexi

    Hey, submitter! It’s a TANK TOP, not a tube top. She’s not wearing a bra*; those are straps connected to the blouse. Learn the damn difference. Not that it makes her showing her cleavage any more attractive with that much fat on her. I’m not surprised tanks come in that size; anyone with sewing skills can make a nice plus-plus-plus-size top with bed sheets as materials.

    *BARF!

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  52. mandy_R

    no no no! ROLL BACKS!!!! NOT BACK ROLLS!!!!

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  53. BJ

    Looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race!

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  54. Donna

    Aaaaaa!!! My eyes! My eyes!

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  55. lizzytoo

    I think the tat on the left side of her chest was once on her neck!

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  56. jinxie

    An UDDER disgrace!

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  57. Frightened Yet Intrigued

    Apparently she is concerned about accidental drowning to keep those flotation devices strapped to her…oh wait…never mind…

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  58. Jim

    Hey Lexi Tanks for the info.

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  59. Shelia

    Ok.. OMG.. That’s just…

    Those motorized carts are carrying around too many fat, lazy asses these days. PEOPLE FAT IS NOT A DISABILITY!

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  60. Jen

    She’s thinking, “This scooter gives me more support than a bra ever could. I’ve gotta get one of these things.”

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  61. energizer

    LOL @ BJ!

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  62. Peaches

    Jesus…what kind of mammogram machine does she need?

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  63. Blondie

    Someone sell that woman a MuMu,…or a Moo Moo if you prefer,…the camping department needs to make a fast dash over to this woman and use one of their tents to stop the blindness of the Walmart community,…this is the epitome of no class,….fashion police should be dispersed!!!!! STAT!!!!!

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  64. Northerngirl

    If she’s ever caught in an apartment fire, she can always use her bra as a parachute. Heaven help whoever her tits land on, though…. I think we’re talking earthquake here, folks.

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  65. Saharris

    :D she should do as the woman did in a picture about a week ago?…actually walked around the store but used the cart to hold up her boobs! …that way she would actually get some exercise and at the same time..relief from boob back pain!

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  66. CJ

    I guarantee she’s never said these 2 words- I’m Full

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  67. Public Enema

    Never mind a wardrobe malfunction I fear complete system failure.

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  68. Suzy8track

    Yowza! I wouldn’t want to get on her bad side!

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  69. Running4Cover

    I think in addition to a proper foundation garment (she might find one where the strippers shop) she also looks like she needs a good scrubbing, she looks unclean!

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  70. SEA

    California

    EarthQuake

    Liquefaction

    Great! That’s all I’ll think of all day NOW !

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  71. chicarchitect

    Before I even finished looking at the picture I KNEW SHE WOULD BE RIDING A SCOOTER!!!!!!!

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  72. snooter

    “i’d like 3 Big Mac’s , 2 Supersize fries and oh, ….a Diet Coke”

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  73. Snap N. McGarrett

    Seriously.

    Sloth is not a disability, but a reason why you should be walking more and not using a scooter to haul your lazy ass around.

    Walmart is doing a disservice by providing carts so that pigs with no shame can ride them around. Not to mention that the cost of those fat mobiles contribute to the cost of goods sold in the store, which means that the rest of us are paying the tab.

    And now, let’s hear the angry responses from the indignant ans self righteous scooter pilots with “medical conditions” and their co-dependent enablers.

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  74. Jen

    Her kid sure the hell doesn’t want her to turn around and give him the evil or a sudden tit whipping.

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  75. bobbiek

    do they even make tank tops that big??? wow..

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  76. Mellybelle

    It was a brave, brave individual to dare get caught taking a picture of that walbeast! Can you imagine trying to fight her off if she caught you and got pissed??

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  77. dave

    Self respect? Wtf is that!?

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  78. I’m probably the only one here who actually feels sorry for her. I’m sure she gets a rash underneath those huge watermelons. The size of her breasts was not something she could help; just born that way. Give her a break. My grandmother had huge breasts and hated them!

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    August 4th, 2011

  79. HurKat

    I’m intrigued by the Walmart fattie carts. There seems to be no weight they can’t handle…..truly an under-appreciated marvel of engineering.

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    August 4th, 2011

  80. thaevilone

    this reminds me of my ex’s sister

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  81. jpark

    Looks like the girl from the Repo show

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  82. Frank

    @Mellybelle

    You would be fine, that fat pig wouldn’t get up off that chair. She wouldn’t even be able to understand you if you said something in English!

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  83. Roy

    I think America is the only place where becoming to fat to walk under your own power gains you handicapped status.

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    August 4th, 2011

  84. Layla

    Those monsters need their own zip codes.

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  85. bobert

    here’s what’s really sad: she put on makeup before she left the house so she would look good

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    August 4th, 2011

  86. Roll her in flour

    Wheres the food isles?I’m starvin all this running around.Then I have to find pants that say juicy or hottie on the back.Also a mirror,lube,shoehorn and snorkel.

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    August 5th, 2011

  87. placerdude

    When she lifted her tits for the mammogram, they found a remote control, the equivalent of 8 packets of Maccas fries and a puppy.

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    August 5th, 2011

  88. Ken Clark

    If she’d lose some of that weight, she could let someone who is really disabled use that motorized cart.

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  89. m

    looks like Janet Nevin from indianbrook.

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  90. sam

    @Placer–she cant move those tits–a forklift is needed.

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    August 5th, 2011

  91. ALL DA MILK!

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    August 5th, 2011

  92. I bet her @ss is on welfare, look at the bling! NASTY!!!

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  93. maureen

    in a mart cart no less..

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    August 5th, 2011

  94. Andrea

    Practical question here: why in Jesus’ name would someone that well, um endowed NOT WEAR A BRA???? I’m like a 10th of her size and would not wear a spaghetti strap top without either a built in bra, or choose a tank top instead with a bra underneath!!

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  95. beane

    That’s just gross. She needs to tame those things and find clothes that fit.

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  96. LUVBUG

    POOR SCOOTER THINGY,DONT THOSE THINGS HAVE WEIGHT LIMITS?

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    August 6th, 2011

  97. Megann

    She obviously does not care because look at all the makeup she has on!

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    August 6th, 2011

  98. Austino

    At about 300 lbs I’d say

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    August 7th, 2011

  99. JAG

    @ Andrea – I think that is a top with a shelf bra in it, it just can’t support that big of a load. They don’t give support anyway. I didn’t know they made those tops that big and they shouldn’t.

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    August 8th, 2011

  100. I have an aunt & uncle (making sure the’re anonymous since i’d NEVER be mean to them) weigh as much as this woman does, but they have enough sense to wear approriate clothes & actually walk instead of ride on Rascals whilst shopping. Which goes to show that people who like to show thier fat off are just plain gross!

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    August 9th, 2011

  101. Vance - UK

    She can’t walk, she is Ursala from the little Mermaid trying to get back in the tank, you can see on her face how she is gasping for air..
    The “lame and lazy” carts are becoming more common here in the UK too. We have Branches of “Walmart” here now, branded as “Asda-Walmart”.

    We too are growing our own creatures, looks like I may have to scare you with some of our beauties.

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    August 11th, 2011

  102. Evelyn

    Guys, she’s just being pretty !

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    August 14th, 2011

  103. Guys,she’s just being pretty!

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    August 14th, 2011

  104. Lisa

    @ SAM – I drive a fork lift at work for a living, & I really dont think it could pick her up, & thats without the scooter! I would be mortified to leave the house dressed this way! If she were my relative I would either tell her shes dressed totally inappropriate, or I would be totally embarrased to be seen with her.

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    August 20th, 2011

  105. yankman48

    Judge ye less you be judged .

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    August 23rd, 2011

  106. Jeri

    Hmmmm, she’s driving one of those electric wheel chair things………. Ever notice who is always driving those things?????? So when the truly disabled people come in and need one, there isnt one there, why? Cause all the FAT ASS BITCHES that are too lazy to burn a few calories are in them.

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    August 24th, 2011

  107. berdette

    somethings are ment to be left at home

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    September 28th, 2011

  108. larry lehman

    i bet she bangs her head in the bathroom sink when she takes off her bra!!!!

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    October 1st, 2011

  109. I hope she doesn’t own a waterbed. Tsunami alert tsunami alert!

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    October 10th, 2011

  110. chris

    i think i have seen her at the Fontana, Ca WalMart

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    October 30th, 2011

  111. funnyman

    The guy behind her is measuring the crack from behind to see if it is as big as the crack in front. Just in!!! Front Wins!!!!

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    November 14th, 2011

  112. cudabob

    Bet she has a sexy butt too.

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    November 16th, 2011

  113. "hooter"

    How in the ‘H” can you blame this on Wal-Mart!!! Those that do also equate the T Party with those Hairy Occupiers!!! Happy shopping!!!

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    November 18th, 2011

  114. Kim

    Things that make ya go HMMMM….Huh uh

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    November 19th, 2011

  115. Kevin Smith

    Walmart…America’s yard sale. —- actually China’s!

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    December 2nd, 2011

  116. randy

    The only way to find the wet spot is to flip thru the folds and when it smells like shit go back 1

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    December 13th, 2011

  117. SCAMMER BUSTER

    WTFO!!! now thats someone who never cared about exercising nor cares if she craoks before she’s 35.

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    December 21st, 2011

  118. howard eads

    the head milk-cow for the neighborhood!!!

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    February 9th, 2012

  119. Tom Shipe

    . . .is that our First Lady . . .?

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    March 20th, 2012

  120. Blue Liner

    I want her to smother my face with those babys!!!

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    May 20th, 2012

  121. Gary Thompson

    If it doesn’t worry her, why should it worry you.

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    June 24th, 2012

  122. Cheri

    WOW, some people can be so cruel & the rest of ya just follow the last comment with a shittier one.

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    August 9th, 2012

  123. Robert Casale

    The header should read “Three Headed Monster!!!”

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    October 28th, 2012

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