August 4th, 2011
Shark Week
Yeah everyone is loving Shark Week. There is nothing like spending 80 hours watching sharks in anticipation for that 14 minute segment where someone gets attacked and killed, I get that because I do it too. I just wish we had the picture of him being attacked in Walmart for you guys….maybe if you stare at this picture for 80+ hours he will. Let me know.
California
Shark Week,





27 Comments, Comment or Ping
Watch out Mr. Asian guy the sharks gonna get you!
August 4th, 2011
Reminds me of the shark on the old saturday night live episodes from the 70′s.
August 4th, 2011
Another lost Jimmy Buffet fan huh? He’s got “fins to the left and fins to the right and he’s the only dude in town”.
August 4th, 2011
More people die from mosquito bites than shark bites. And more people are attacked by cows than by sharks so ….that makes him…um…just freakin’ an asshole..I wish I had more wit..but truth takes precedence over humour..lol
August 4th, 2011
More like “2 nerds without girlfriends” week
August 4th, 2011
When he wears that to the beach, even the sharks are thinking “Epic fail.”
August 4th, 2011
They were handing these out at Xgames 17 in Los Angeles. Bunch of idiots walking around with foam on their heads.
August 4th, 2011
Bummer.
Not much going on here.
Next?
August 4th, 2011
“So long and farewell,
my fair spanish ladies…”
August 4th, 2011
douchebag! NEXT
August 4th, 2011
i do the same thing with a PBR box….BEER SHARK!!……bumbump…..bumbump………………bumbumpbumbumpbumbump……….LMAO
August 4th, 2011
BEER SHARK!!!
August 4th, 2011
If you dipped him in BBQ sauce, I’m sure one of the Wal-creatures ridding a scooter would take a bite out of him. I have dibs on the reality show and all subsequent merchandising rights.
August 4th, 2011
Lame picture, not up to the high standards I have come to expect on this website. NEXT!
August 5th, 2011
At least its a picture of a shark, and not a shart like we usually get
August 5th, 2011
Does the fin go floppy when wet, like this douchebag probably does?
August 5th, 2011
Somebody got a little identity crisis going on there ?
August 5th, 2011
This is clearly a cry for help!
August 5th, 2011
Candygram!
August 5th, 2011
It conceals his pointed head.
August 5th, 2011
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Land shark.
Oh, hang on!
August 5th, 2011
You mean Shark Weak ? Cause, it is.
August 5th, 2011
my pic. i sent in was a heck of alot funnier than this pic….why they did not post it i’ll never know i guess……..
August 5th, 2011
I am guessing that someone ran up to him when he entered the store and told him that only freaky/ridiculous wall people were allowed to shop there. Well since he could not put on 300 lbs, and he did not feel comfortable about letting his butt hang out, or messing up his clothes, so he did the next best thing and snatched that hat off some 3 year old kid.
August 5th, 2011
Might be funnier if it were called “Shart Week.”
August 7th, 2011
Good one Scroti
August 7th, 2011
Hey, is that an attorney in Walmart???
October 4th, 2011
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