Maybe someone should make birdcages bigger. I don’t need some giant parrot squawking at me and shitting all over the floor while I shop.
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is that a man or a woman…..that face really looks masculine! SHEMALE PARROT!
August 4th, 2011
We’re only focusing on the costume right? We’re beyond the fact that’s it a guy and a bad attempt at being a girl? Cause if he was doing a better job it wouldn’t be so awful… and it is. Just awful.
OMG! Why would anyone go out in those clothes? Why would anyone put those colors together in their hair! What the hell goes on in R I that the rest of the country is unaware of?
WoWWW!! Bad at being a man, HORRID at being a woman… even worse at being a bird. OMG
Is this a “shim”? A darn ugly one at that…..
it’s a dude with a FUPA
*squaaaak* Polly want self respect *squaaaaak*
I thought it was a guy at first, too…but where did he hide his junk?
Who knew Big Bird worked part-time as a “Fly Girl”? Economic times are tough on everybody, I guess.
Daisy Dukes…… check!
Tube top…….. check!.
Funny bird hat……check!
70 year old body……. check!
Walmart here we come!!!!!!!!
Loony bird sighted in isle 5
I’ll bet her name is either “Jolene”, “Jo Ann” or “Caroline” LOL!
I think it is a really homely woman calling attention to herself—oh my—what insanity…how gross can you dress and get away with it in public?
Pretty sure it’s an IG – Indeterminate Gender. Actually I do think it’s a guy but has a healthy set of moobs and he’s hung like a hamster.
America, have U heard?
I got a brand new dance and it’s called “The Bird”
U don’t need no finesse or no personality
U just need 2 arms and an attitude and everybody sing with me
Come on now!
Shoot it. Ask questions later.
Sir Hates Alot
Nice cans – for a dude.
oh dear..LOL I have nothing ..really…these just make me chortle at the office…I just wonder how many bad bird references I will have to read to find the truly witty quip? thanx POW! ๏̯͡๏ ̃๏̯̃๏ ๏̯̃๏
#1 WalMart Shopper
@ Stef, careful calling it a costume he/she will probably Bitch slap you or worse yet hit you with IT’S Drag Queen Bag with all the glitter in it.
Oo for heavens sake……
@ Paula to answer your question just 2 words Duct Tape
i can definitely say polly needs ALOT more than a cracker……………
Looks like Lady Bird has escaped Texas
Man, talk about limp wrist!!
what Muppet is that??
people. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
Dude or chick? Ready, go.
That’s a bird? I thought it was a skunk!
Polly want a cracker….is more like Polly went crackers.
Seriously you are too focused on what is going on in the foreground of the picture.
Take a second and read the sign behind the freak: “Book Blowout Unbeatable Prices”
I cannot picture your typical Wal-creature sitting down with a good book…
@ PAULA: I wonce “tucked” really snug when I had diarheia. Couldn’t get it out fast enough.
I say it’s a woman, if it were a man, and had paid for boobs, wouldn’t he pay for a much better set than that? Of course maybe WM has a plastic surgery section, if it is a guy those definitely look like a “Rollback” priced set of implants. I have no explanation for that hair, or why this person is shopping in a dung colored swimsuit.
What the hell IS that thing?
I had to do a double take b/c for a second it looked like she was topless!
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
hmm..could be inderterminate gender..but those are pretty realistic looking melons on it..albeit small..
If you’re trying to look feminine…women don’t hold their hands like that. Just a small lesson for your later transition
What the ________________ is that?
(you fill in the blank)
I honestly envy the people of walmart. They truely give Zero F*cks. life is so much simpler and less stressful when you give Zero F*cks.
I really hope that she`s not Swedish. In that case, I appologize on behalf of the swedish people!
I feel an old hymn coming on, “Oh how gay thou are”. All together now…..
it’s hard to comment on something when you don’t really know what it is…
Oh no he didn’t. That is all I have to say but just have to say that much!!!
you know, whether it’s a he or a she or whatever, a person should not go out like that. I know it’s hot outside. so hot that I’ve not been wearing make up OR fixing my hair to go anywhere, but GEEZ i do get dressed in something decent.
Wouldn’t even stand close to it for fear someone might think it was mine…
I’m not sure what kind of exotic creature this is, but I am 100% sure it is on the endangered list. Someone shoot it and put it out of its lonely miserable existence.
I can’t tell if he’s gonna start doing the “Funky Chicken” or the “Birdie Dance”.
Starved for attention. . .
An escapee from La Cage…
Someone give the fruitcake some fruit and “IT” would look like a really bad verson of the lady on the banana stickers lol
This is just a very misguided San Diego Chargers fan.
i just don’t get how these people could leave the house morning and actually think they look good, srsly, don’t anyone own mirrors these days and if they didn’t couldn’t they just look down and see, srsly what happened to common sense
Those shorts come with a tube of Monostat.
Isn’t that the guy from Disney Doozies……different state, same weird guy!!
Freddie the freeloader
When I had chickens I had some Rhode Island REDS. But that isn’t anything close to one. Must lay some huge eggs !
Wow… it’s a good thing Rhode Island is so small. Can you imagine a really BIG state like California full of these weirdo’s? I mean reall….
Uh, never mind.
What’s with the “Bunny Hop” pose ?
Fly Like an Eagle
Polly IS a cracker……a cracker of ambiguous gender!
La Cage Aux Fools
That’s old Mrs. Buffet
Cmon..What did you expect? This is Rhode Island..what else are you going to do there?
It pays the doctors boy.
August 5th, 2011
Someone get a mop and bucket, it laid an “egg” in the birdseed aisle.
Just… wow. How did it even get through the door without being stopped for only wearing underwear into the store??
The producer of La Cage called and said come back before we send the birdcatcher after you…
That is most definitely a woman. I know human physiology and there is no amount of estrogen or surgery than can change the muscle structure of a man enough to create those shoulders, that neck, and those legs. That is female bone and muscle structure. That said…..
DAMN is she ugly!
I know this lady she’s alwayys outside my drs office rocking back and forth wearing the same outfit she has like 3 of those wigs feel bad for her she doesn’t even have a home
This parrot has a dick
“Dude looks like a …” No wait… That’s not a… Well maybe… They warned me about flashbacks
The only explanation I can come up with for that stance is the boy watched the nail salon scene of Legally Blonde one too many times…
Can’t come up with any explanation for the “hair” or clothes, tho.
I have see this bird working down the street and let tell you don’t get close or she peek out your eyes only i RI the state bird looks like a guy
HAHA.. I am from RI and i have seen this lady…lol i cant believe it!
is that a boy or a girl?
August 6th, 2011
My cousin actually took this pic !! Wish I could have witnessed it in person !!
Just wondering, is it married? Married to a girl? How come weirdo garbage like that can get married but I get rejected by every female in NYC? I don’t wear a dress, I don’t wear sandals, I don’t limp my wrist. I’m a man and I get rejected but THAT lollypaloser……………….
August 7th, 2011
Ahhh, damn. More man than you will ever be AND more woman than you will ever get.
There was two of them But supposedly one died .. I didn’t hear that she was a he .. I She/he can be seen at the wendy’s industrial highway..
not sure what to say … except i thought we had wierdo’s here where i live …. but thats got all our wierdo,s beat by a landslide……. i’ll just stay here in the packer land
Oh my god! I just got home from North Attleboro, Massachusetts WalMart, and I just saw her there! She was with a younger girl and was freaking out at her! Ahahahahaha its definitly a chick, lol. I will be posting the pictures I took of her momentarily.
August 8th, 2011
Brad in Canada
It was kind of him to cover the manboob thing,,,,
August 9th, 2011
Here in Pawtucket, Rhode Island we call her the Wendy’s Witch because shes always hanging around near a Wendy’s rocking back and fourth.
saw her (?) in a Massachusetts Walmart the other night wearing the same outfit. Completely bald too with spandex cap and fake blue wig/braid…
August 10th, 2011
This is actually a girl, who lives in pawtucket i remember seeing her when she came to BK when i was working there, every sunday in the morning she goes there, she is also a hooker.
August 13th, 2011
I’ve seen her in Providence walmart – I have a pic of her from the back showing the blue braids – she was wearing heels that day. Submitted 7/25, but not posted.
thats creepy im guessing he is gay and is single!!!
August 15th, 2011
WOW…looks like a girl but with a real ugly guy face. Very confusing!
its actually a female but she has a twin and they both have a mental disorder. not sure what specific one. they go out clubbing almost everyday near pawtucket. its gross either way.
August 16th, 2011
omfg this chick lives near me. she has a twin sister and their so pathetic looking, me and my husband call them the peacock twins. still not sure if their men or woman.
August 19th, 2011
After all these years… It turns out that Big Bird was a tranny after all… It is a shameful day in Sesame Street…
August 21st, 2011
this is a girl and she has a twin 0.o i see them all the time ___-
August 22nd, 2011
From Pawt RI
I see her in Pawtucket RI all the time. It’s a girl – no doubt. She sits on the lawn outside the Wendy’s on the George Bennett Highway all the time. Her hair changes, but.. she’s a girl.
And for those who might want to speculate… I do NOT know she’s a girl first hand!
August 28th, 2011
You know you want it....
I think I’m in love with the caption writer!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!
September 7th, 2011
Everyone is calling her a ‘CHICK’….please don’t make me explain the irony.
I have seen this woman at walmart and she has an identical twin sister! This times two lol
September 15th, 2011
Guys… this is a girl….. and she is mentally unstable. I see her around my neighborhood all the time and know her brother. Just saying.
November 27th, 2011
DUDE, I see that lady walking down Rt. 1 all the time. We saw her at the Wal-Mart in South Attleboro, Mass once. I swear she put a hex on me while I was giggling with my friends. Word is, she’s a prostitute and has a twin sister. Yum!
January 19th, 2012
This is definitely a girl and she has a twin sister just as “sexy”, she used to sit outside in the park across the street from my house. And the best part is she would pull her stretch shorts to the side and squat like an animal and pee in the park. I told her to move along and stop pissing in the park…. her response “are you talking to me or the dog”. Well both I guess, lol. She moved to a park a few streets over. NASTY!!!
April 16th, 2012
this girl lives across from me, and her sister looks and dresses just like her. She walks around with a cd player all day long, and sits in random patches of grass, on the side of the highway or in front of restaurants.
May 26th, 2012
This person hangs out by Wendy’s on Cottage St in Pawtucket ALL THE TIME!!! Used to see him/her on my way to work every day.
June 5th, 2012
I see this hgirl in the neighborhood all the time, from central falls ad is in pawtucket all the time, she is a twin so there are two of them and they dress like this all the time, they hang out everywhere , sitting on streets , yards etc, very developmentally delayed, saw one with her father, he looked decent but he was picking up her meds at ride aid, feel kind of bad for them both,and def a woman but is challenging on the looks side
July 14th, 2012
dat ass lookin right tho….
July 30th, 2012
the first shipment from the fruit of the month club
July 31st, 2012
Shes a whore that walks around barton street and broadway. I saw her yesterday with another women with braids and they looked the same as this picture.
Her name is Tootsie, she has a twin sister. I see them all around RI, at bus stops sitting outside Wendy’s on the grass. They’re both a little loony lol
November 29th, 2012
For everyone that’s say that shes a man shes a girl. I see her around all the time she has a twin sister that if i remember is more heavy set but when I have seen her the last year I have only seen her and not her twin. They dress really differently.
February 3rd, 2013
It’s Tootsie!! See her all around RI sunbathing. Yes.. it’s a girl. x
February 5th, 2013
November 16th, 2013