October 2nd, 2009
Red Box: A Family Portrait

Do you think they are going to rent ‘Red Eye’ or ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Red Dragon’ or ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ or ‘The Hunt for Red October’……okay I’m done.
Ohio

Do you think they are going to rent ‘Red Eye’ or ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Red Dragon’ or ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ or ‘The Hunt for Red October’……okay I’m done.
Ohio
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Because you must match the box to use the box.
October 2nd, 2009
HEY KOOL AID!
October 2nd, 2009
HEY KOOL AID!!
October 2nd, 2009
how interesting
October 2nd, 2009
Communism makes a comeback!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Ohhhh Yeah!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Maybe when they’re done renting their movies, they’ll go inside and get some Red Vines, a Simply Red CD, possibly even buy an issue or two of Redbook.
October 2nd, 2009
Again, NOT that funny of a picture (well, maybe the dad is just a bit). PLEASE only post QUALITY pictures-I don’t want to see this site go downhill. If you keep posting mildly funny (at best) pics like these, people will quickly lose interest in this site.
October 2nd, 2009
The gang-banger family!
October 2nd, 2009
OK, I’m gonna defend this one…if they are in Ohio then they are probably Buckeye fans and all us Buckeye fans wear lots of RED (Scarlet, really!).
October 2nd, 2009
Santa’s kids picking up a few movies until the holidays
October 2nd, 2009
They are teaching their kid the true art of camouflage.
Now you see us…..Now you don’t!
October 2nd, 2009
His neck look a little red also.
October 2nd, 2009
You know what they’re thinking: Man oh man, why didn’t we wear the BLUE outfits?
October 2nd, 2009
It’s Ohio….maybe they’re fans of the Cincinnati Reds.
October 2nd, 2009
His neck is Red also.
October 2nd, 2009
Where are the red shoes? Fail.
October 2nd, 2009
Think is neck is Red too.
October 2nd, 2009
They’re gonna have red potatoes and red wine for dinner
October 2nd, 2009
My wife and I refer to those as Red(neck) Boxes.
October 2nd, 2009
These are “target” people slummin’
October 2nd, 2009
Red! its the new black!
October 2nd, 2009
They are stopping at Wal Mart to pick up some ammo, buy popcorn,and rent a movie. Then they are gonna go out and kill some crips.
October 2nd, 2009
Awww, what a beautiful portrait! LOL this is hilarious!
October 2nd, 2009
I’d be afraid to wear that in LA – a BLUE family might come along and start a turf war
October 2nd, 2009
maybe if we wear red and stand next to the redbox, we’ll be invisible when they try to put us on peopleofwalmart.com… or not.
October 2nd, 2009
maybe “red dwarf” “the red shoes” “lady in red”?
October 2nd, 2009
eh. they just got back from a Buckeyes game. a common sight really.
October 2nd, 2009
They were told if you dress in red, you get a discount.
October 2nd, 2009
Crips or Bloods? I’m thinkin Bloods. Just a hunch.
October 2nd, 2009
Okay, if you’re going to keep posting pics of people wearing team colors, I’m not going to waste any more of my work day on this site. Helloooooo–It’s Ohio, folks! Half the state wears red on a Saturday!
October 2nd, 2009
Okay, if you’re going to keep posting pics of people wearing team colors, I’m not wasting any more of my work day on this site.
Hellooooooo—it’s Ohio, folks! Half the state wears red on a Saturday!
October 2nd, 2009
If you look at the style of the clothes the man is wearing: people that wear that style always match it. And they like their children to match them as well. The woman appears to be wearing black pants so she may have been dressed before the man and child got dressed.
October 2nd, 2009
Okay, if’ you’re going to keep posting pics of people wearing team colors, I’m not wasting any more of my work day on this site. Helloooooo–it’s Ohio, folks. Half the state wears red on a Saturday!
October 2nd, 2009
If you’re just going to post pics of people wearing team colors, my work here is done. Helloooooo — it’s Ohio, folks. Half the state wears red on a Saturday.
October 2nd, 2009
really?? We’re posting pictures of a family wearing team colors? Hellooooo, it’s Ohio. Half the state wears red on a Saturday!
I think this site has jumped the shark…..
October 2nd, 2009
They saw some crips come in so they are trying to hide
October 2nd, 2009
Sorry, all–I kept getting messages that I had to ‘resend’—looks like they all went through—my face is RED
October 2nd, 2009
Hahahahahaha. Red box FTW
October 2nd, 2009
If they don’t have his movie will he get so mad he sees red?
October 2nd, 2009
Maybe they think they’re at Target.
October 2nd, 2009
Maybe they think they’re at Target…
October 2nd, 2009
i gotta agree with Target Snob on this one.
October 2nd, 2009
from the corners of the earth to the center of the globe
October 2nd, 2009
I imagine that when little Jimmy goes through his rebellious teenage phase, he’ll wear blue or green instead.
October 2nd, 2009
I think they are Robert Redford fans.
October 2nd, 2009
It’s a gang thing. You wouldn’t understand.
October 2nd, 2009
Looks like a feeble attempt by some Target employees to spy on the competition..they should have worn a better disguise
October 2nd, 2009
Ever notice The two competing stores use the same colors as the bloods and crips? I Beez representing red hahaha
October 2nd, 2009
We’re not the only people in the red.
October 2nd, 2009
Anyone else notice that their shopping cart is empty except for the kid that is way too old for the cart seat?
In other words, despite not even really entering the store, they are using a shopping cart as a stroller for a kid that cannot fit in a stroller.
WALK NINO!!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Am I the only one who notices they could all be gang bangers? :O
October 2nd, 2009
Woman:
“That was the doctor. He says colorblindness is hereditary in our family”
Man:
“Oh well, let’s just enjoy our St. Patrick’s Day”
October 2nd, 2009
Neither. I think they are communist Chavistas.
October 2nd, 2009
You can’t miss us.
October 2nd, 2009
R-E-D R-U-M!!
October 2nd, 2009
They should shop at Target instead of Wall-Mart
October 3rd, 2009
meh…
October 3rd, 2009
Wearing RED on FRIDAY to SUPPORT our SOLDIERS until they come home. Lots of emails out there talking about this
October 3rd, 2009
Hey “Zeta Taskforce”, you found your Col. Mustard, Mr. Green, and Mr Plumb………….here’s the Red Family for you
October 3rd, 2009
“Erlene, Larry, and Lil’ Larry’s dream of opening an alternative broadway show to The Blue Men Group failed miserably and closed on opening night……..they collected their meager gate receipts and licked their wounds with a Red Buttons and Red Skelton double bill………”
October 3rd, 2009
Looking at the size of mom I hope Jr. doesn’t mistake the Red Box for mama and try to suckle it……….
October 3rd, 2009
they look mighty gang related and if they are, it is a shame they have that baby repping from birth.
October 3rd, 2009
Funny how if you post a comment at the end of comment rush hour and it’s near the bottom of the list it gets bad ratings….people assume there’s some sort of ranking where the better comments are on top. Or it’s a sub conscious reaction. Someone one day at Yale or somewhere will do a paper on it, lol. Comments i’ve put on top that were less funny than ones on the bottom get high ratings while ones in this bottom zone are sometimes funnier than my higher ones and get bad ratings. Peoples is funny……….
October 3rd, 2009
Startin em young… next thing you know little Pedro is pistol-whipping anyone wearing a blue shirt…
October 3rd, 2009
they better stay away from bulls!
October 3rd, 2009
LMAO Really love the red outfit don’t they?
October 3rd, 2009
Deb you’re right. They could be wearing red shirts on Friday to support our soldiers. This is pretty common. Even if they’re not, this picture is not funny at all. Big deal, 3 people wearing red shirts at wal-mart, how hillarious. NOT! This site is getting worse every day.
October 3rd, 2009
I’m sure they are renting highlights of Ohio States big wins in BCS games the last few years
October 3rd, 2009
I see he’s wearing a long sleeved shirt to cover his gang ink. Even his hat screams “gang banger” Little Jose is born to the blood. Mom looks like she’s pregnant again. Where do they keep their forged green cards?
October 3rd, 2009
Maybe this was on Valentines Day.
October 3rd, 2009
I would NOT hit that
October 3rd, 2009
They’re meaning Bomb us next time
October 3rd, 2009
They better be careful. There are neighborhoods where wearing that much red will get you shot…
October 3rd, 2009
You have a site totally centered on dissing Wal-Mart, and you are worried about it going downhill!
That, my friend, is funny!
October 3rd, 2009
I think I saw these people. Was this photo taken in Oxford Ohio?
October 3rd, 2009
Who cares when/where/why they’re wearing red? Point is, it IS funny to see a whole famly wearing the same color from HEAD TO TOE. Where do you even buy red pants? Oh yeah, that’s right…Walmart.
October 3rd, 2009
The latest in Redbox fashion?…..New Redbox clothing line..if they were smart, they would jump all over this, fast!!…Also, do you think he’s a Detroit Redwings fan?
October 3rd, 2009
This cracked me up.
One of those “Random coincidences” that you just have to double take at. XD
October 3rd, 2009
Must of been a Buckeye Game Saturday. O-H-
October 3rd, 2009
Red is a “common” gang color… For The Blood’s.
October 3rd, 2009
I think people have red too much into this photo….
October 3rd, 2009
They crossed the Thin Red Line with that fashion statement…
October 3rd, 2009
I thought red was Target’s color. Those people are way too classy for a Wal-Mart.
October 3rd, 2009
must be Alabama Fans!
October 3rd, 2009
This fat-ass family threw off the gravitional field and made the Buckeyes lose their game. They better break out the real camo because the fans are coming for them.
October 3rd, 2009
Maybe they are Alabama fans. ROLL TIDE!!!
October 3rd, 2009
Thats no fair!!!! where in the hell are the Crips supposed to rent movies???
October 3rd, 2009
Where are the CRIPS supposed to rent movies at???
October 3rd, 2009
lol keepin it real
October 3rd, 2009
Stop being obtuse people. These are not sports fans. They are gang members.
October 3rd, 2009
Bloods in search of snuff flicks…
October 4th, 2009
Meet the Ass Hat Hamily
October 4th, 2009
I don’t find this one very funny. And I usually love your pictures, so don’t mistake me for a somone who lacks a sense of humor! I agree with some of the other posters…they probably just got back from a sporting event in which the team’s color is red.
October 4th, 2009
“Good thing we’re bloods, honey. If we were crypts we couldn’t get the videos from this redbox thing.”
October 4th, 2009
this probably isnt walmart – the red boxes are BLUE in walmart
October 4th, 2009
Future fashionistas.
October 4th, 2009
Penny,Darren ,Charlie you guys at the red box must be a night out in the big town ……………..
October 4th, 2009
I hate to defend these people but seeing as this was taken in Ohio, there was probably an OSU game that day. It’s the same strage fashion plauge that comes to Green Bay each fall, in which people inexplicably dress in gree for 4 and a half months straight.
O-H….
October 5th, 2009
blood gang family bet his kids first words were soo woooo
October 5th, 2009
Where the RED Fern Grows, is what they’re renting
October 5th, 2009
I’m thinking that’s a family that’s gonna rent MOULIN ROUGE!
October 5th, 2009
That lady looks like my ex gfs mom… SCARY… lol i love the look on the dudes face.
October 5th, 2009
The family tha dresses together, stays together.
October 5th, 2009
WOW people come on now lets stop confusing Buckeye fans with this weird collection of family members. I am from Ohio and no one I mean no one supports OSU looking like this, this guy is a blood and wants everyone to know it. Who knows if hes lucky he may get his fatty and kid killed too.
October 5th, 2009
Watch out! Its the Bloods!
October 5th, 2009
They are probably members of a sect. Out selecting their last movie before them and all the other members drink a nasty red poisonous concocotion and go where no man has ever gone before . CREEPY!
October 6th, 2009
Omigawd! I have seen the future..and it is ..RED! With the headgear, I thought they might be members of some weird muslim sect. then I realized; it was a red sale at KMART
October 6th, 2009
“Red Family” from We Sing in Sillyville anyone??
October 6th, 2009
hahaha… from redbox. lol
October 6th, 2009
with those outfits, they’re classing it up with
Trois Couleurs: Rouge
October 6th, 2009
You know they just got their family photos done at the picture studio. $3.99 for 500 photos. incidentally it was also $3.99 for each of their outfits.
October 7th, 2009
Don’t you know Rajneeshees when you see them?!? Jeez, I was in junior high when Rajneeshpuram was created in Antelope, OR. It wasn’t that long ago!
October 7th, 2009
Theyre probably from northern cali
October 8th, 2009
LOL! The family that gang bangs together stays together!
October 8th, 2009
i think that those are the ravens cammo pants that they sell here in baltimore, but what the hell are they doing in tennessee
October 8th, 2009
Is it considered giving up when you dress like the clot that will kill you next week?
October 8th, 2009
I have to say, this is from Ohio…that’s our signature color. So I can’t say anything bad about it.
But I will say that my husband, son, and I did that unintentionally once ourselves and it was pointed out at a garden center we were at…though I’m pretty sure my husband wasn’t wearing a dress over a white shirt and a cap on backwards.
October 9th, 2009
Sorry if this shows up twice, but it didn’t post yet (couple of minutes)
This is Ohio…and red is our signature color, so I can’t say anything about that. My husband, son, & I did that once unintentionally and didn’t realize it until an employee at a garden center pointed it out. Though I’m pretty sure my husband wasn’t wearing a dress over a white shirt, & a backwards cap.
October 9th, 2009
This is probably in Nebraska, which would make it totally normal.
October 9th, 2009
after we rent our movie, dad…can we buy some red bull?
October 11th, 2009
Defiance at it’s best! It’s always nice when you sport your McD’s uniform in public. Let’s try not to match next time Steph, Dustin, and Alex hahaha now everyone knows your names!
October 12th, 2009
Yeah, they’re probably representin their homies, but… you know… I see a two-parent family who cares about quality time together. Family of the Year!
October 12th, 2009
I thought it was,’The Man With One Red Shoe.’
October 14th, 2009
Betcha they just left the Wal-Mart family portrait studio!
October 15th, 2009
Ok, if this was a Saturday, then you would see almost everyone in the store wearing red. GO BUCKS!!!!
October 16th, 2009
I belive they are renting Red Planet
October 17th, 2009
I think they are at the wrong store they should be at Target!!
October 20th, 2009
this is a drive-by just waiting to happen.
I wonder what color their car is.
October 23rd, 2009
This is an unfortunately common sight in our state. I guarantee this photo is from Cincinnati, god, I need to move north.
October 23rd, 2009
Red Box standing by. (Blue Harvest joke)
October 23rd, 2009
Well, they are at the Red Box! They can’t go to BlockBuster because they aren’t wearing the right colors!
October 23rd, 2009
No, they just work for the RED BOX!!!
October 23rd, 2009
They are going to rent “The Big RED One”
October 24th, 2009
or they could be renting the Man with one red shoe
October 26th, 2009
Well, its nice to see the whole family reppin’ for the bloods at walmart.
October 29th, 2009
That dude thinks hes ganster
November 5th, 2009
“hey, what’s your favorite actor?”
“robert redford”
“shit baby, mine too! let’s get hitched!”
November 5th, 2009
What? How did Red Sonja not get on the list?
November 10th, 2009
This is like when someone goes to a concert and they wear the concert t-shirt from that concert so the are just dressing for the occasion.
November 16th, 2009
i’m just surprised it took so long for anyone on this site to make a bloods/crips joke.
November 26th, 2009
HEY KOOL AID, indeed!
November 27th, 2009
“The Woman In Red”
Or anything starring “Redd Foxx”
February 13th, 2011
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