August 11th, 2011
My Goodies
Oh I’m glad you like to explore your sexuality but how about next time when you go out into public after skinning people in your dead mother’s basement, instead of showing everyone, you keep it to yourself.
Florida
My Goodies,
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..
August 11th, 2011
That is sooo wrong–on sooo MANY levels!!!
August 11th, 2011
Is that the “Bro” or the “Manzier”?
August 11th, 2011
Moobs!!! If you’ve got ‘em, flaunt ‘em!
August 11th, 2011
Hey buddy….ya got a pen I can barrow..On second thought, never mind
August 11th, 2011
Those aren’t goodies……I’m fairly sure they are baddies.
August 11th, 2011
Does his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Not I, said me.
August 11th, 2011
I don’t know what would be worse, seeing that or seeing his man-boobs.
August 11th, 2011
Seinfeld might be in syndication .. but the Manssier vs. Bro debate is still as hot as ever.
August 11th, 2011
I see his pocket protector matches the 18 hour support bra. Maybe we could all learn from this stud! HOLD ME BACK!!
August 11th, 2011
I have a new favorite wal-creature. He’s got it all: glasses taped together, shirt open, women’s clothing, suspenders, scraggly beard, 25 yr old hat…and he’s on a scooter. Game over…he wins.
August 11th, 2011
Pot smoking does it.
August 11th, 2011
Poor Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds has really hit bottom.
August 11th, 2011
Okay, so Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome has given me a little facial hair… big deal… stop staring, now! lol We women can’t catch a break. haha
August 11th, 2011
I love how the lady behind him looks disturbed, and by the way, I want to see the rest of him! I wanna know what kind of shoes he’s wearing… Shoe can say a thousand words and I bet it’s a text book!!!!!!!!!!
August 11th, 2011
He is probably looking for a sports bra.
August 11th, 2011
The woman behind him looks like, “Damn I thunk fer sure I’d be the one pitchered in POWM” She will have to try harder. Or…he is off to see if anyone can fit him for a proper bra that will highlight his goodies better.
August 11th, 2011
Give the guy credit, tho we may not want to see that he actually wears a bra, at least he can acknowledge that he needs one and embraces it… and honestly, if it werent for the beard and the manly face, i would have thought it was a woman… very girlish figure.
August 11th, 2011
There is plenty of real entertainment @ Wal-mart Stop with the photoshop.
August 11th, 2011
I like the lady inthe background. I’m sure her jaw dropped. Had that been me, I would’ve been laid out on the floor in hysterical laughter!
August 11th, 2011
Oh My! TXLEAUGER is on vacation. I’d recognize him anywhere.
August 11th, 2011
“Let’s do the Time Warp again”- Dr. Scott is looking a little pale these days.
August 11th, 2011
He needs help finding cuter bras. Bali has some flowered ones I think…..
August 11th, 2011
I’m not sure whether it’s him or me, but, one of us needs to start staggering his medications.
August 11th, 2011
Lol, I work at the walmart this guy goes to. He comes into the store all the time, and he’s very weird.
August 11th, 2011
Best ever wal-creature. Just stop taking submissions now…. nothing can beat this one….
August 11th, 2011
This looks to actually have been taken in Target…. I bet its staged…
August 11th, 2011
Sorry, this guy lost a bet. There’s no way someone would do this on purpose.
August 11th, 2011
Wait……is that a nursing bra???? What does he plan to do, breast feed rats???
August 11th, 2011
@ Leroy: Those suspenders with that bra? Give me a little more credit than that.
August 11th, 2011
…and suspenders to boot! All he needs is a visible thong to make this ensemble complete!
August 11th, 2011
Photoshop, hmmmm……on the left side, what’s the square-ish thingy blocking the view of the suspenders??
August 11th, 2011
If I walked in their with my shirt open and my bra showing I would be thrown out. And not because I look terrible but because it’s indecent. This guy is a CREEP. I wouldn’t just call the manager I would all the police and I would boycot this store and it would be all over the news that this guy is an exhibitionist pervert and needs to be locked up. Like I said…CREEP
August 11th, 2011
You promised that when you got a pair of those you’d never left the house. We had an agreement.
August 11th, 2011
Dad, I told you I’d go get your Old Milwaukee from now on! What an embarrasment to the family.
August 11th, 2011
Maybe the pocket…..but it looks odd…..
August 11th, 2011
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard……….
August 11th, 2011
won’t find HIM on MY friends list
August 11th, 2011
That lady in the back is probably thinking “WTF is that?!?!?”
August 11th, 2011
This guy needs a dog collar and a clothes line to keep him from wondering away from the group home.
August 11th, 2011
Must be first of the month. As bad as he looks imagine how he smells in the middle of July!! That’s what the woman behind him was really looking at. She got a whiph of ye old transvestite.
August 11th, 2011
Excuse me sir.. the paint aisle is in hardware.
August 11th, 2011
Uncle Bob?!?!?!!?
August 11th, 2011
As bad as he looks imagine how he smells!!! The lady behind him is gettin a whiph of ye ole tranyy!!
August 11th, 2011
TITTIES AND BEARD!
August 11th, 2011
I’m so confused.
August 11th, 2011
@Kermit
Yeah, he does seem to have it all. Too much, if you ask me. I agree with Erin. He lost a bet, or just wanted his pic on this site. Gotta give him credit though. He makes that look good.
LOL @ the woman thinking “WTF?”
August 11th, 2011
You know, I think there is a contest out there for people who WANT to be on
FPoW….
August 11th, 2011
Fidel Castro is in the USA?
August 11th, 2011
Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when you’d know what to expect from a public flasher?
August 11th, 2011
The hardest I had to do today was trying to keep myself from throwing up after seeing this picture. I mean whao!
August 11th, 2011
I wish I had markers like that.
August 11th, 2011
He’s worried about support, and the alien government that has abducted him many times.
August 11th, 2011
@ Tammy, I don’t think I’d admit to working there.. LOL You Poor Girl..
and Whats that he’s wearing on his collar? Looks Like a full bird on the right, but can’t tell what it is on the left side. Is he impersonating someone in the military? I hope not, for the military’s sake..
August 11th, 2011
Huh..this one looks staged. the pens in the pocket, the tape with the glasses…
August 11th, 2011
I like the expression of the woman behind him -
August 11th, 2011
What freaks me out the most is the fact that he looks like he actually has filled that bra ! ( Maybe with kleenex though )
August 11th, 2011
@bleu
That square thing is a beer coozy. Probably has a Natty Lite in it.
August 11th, 2011
Sputter, sputter…How is this even possible????????????
August 11th, 2011
His Playtex living bra is begging “Kill Me Now!”
August 11th, 2011
Just wonder how many of the pervs on this site are saying…… close enough.
August 11th, 2011
If you are a man with boobs, why would you want to advertise the fact? Oh well, I guess we should be grateful he is wearing a bro.
August 11th, 2011
Michelle Obama you bitch – go home
August 11th, 2011
I’d always wondered why women never wear suspenders.
August 11th, 2011
It puts the lotion in the basket…
August 11th, 2011
Hat: $1 at the yard sale. Suspenders: 50 cents from the thrift store. Bra: free from his late mother’s underwear drawer.
Expression on the face of woman in background: priceless!
August 11th, 2011
Fidel Castro’s latest disguise falls flat…
August 11th, 2011
Geez, Madonna has gone to hell since getting into Kabala!
August 11th, 2011
It’s the guy from the “Red Green” show.
August 11th, 2011
Hard to tell if he stuffed them with kleenex or not 0.o though im sure you cant pay for boobs with foodstamps lol
August 11th, 2011
Nice rack…..of books in the background.
August 11th, 2011
This pic is just to unbelievable to be real.
August 11th, 2011
If only more men looked like him………. LOL.
August 11th, 2011
Now what is he hiding in that bra? He should be checked before he leaves, but thank god it won’t be me.
August 11th, 2011
Seriously…… I mean seriously. WTF is wrong with people.
August 11th, 2011
The funny thing is that is a Nursing Bra!!!
August 11th, 2011
Energizer – Thanks! That explains a lot….
August 11th, 2011
I seen this guy his bra is stuffed with pantyhose.
August 11th, 2011
If Tom Green and Red Green had a baby, this would be the result!!
August 12th, 2011
Omg!What a freak!Glad I dont live near him
August 12th, 2011
did it used to be white? its sooo grubby; probably from too much handling!
August 12th, 2011
His humps, His humps, his lovely lady lumps…..
August 12th, 2011
He’s an old, white, cross dressing Steve Urkel!
August 12th, 2011
Have we finally gotten to the point where people are TRYING to appear on this site?
August 12th, 2011
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
August 12th, 2011
It’s kinda scary to come to this site and see how many truly whacked out people are out there just living life among the rest of us sane people. FREAKY!
August 12th, 2011
you gotta smoke a lot of pot to grow Moobs like that!
August 12th, 2011
“He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.”
“I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa”
“He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.”
now i’m going to have the Monty Python lumberjack song stuck in my head all day
August 12th, 2011
Well, goddamn
August 12th, 2011
Just like a few others, I believe that this photo was posed just for the purpose of posting on POWM.
IMHO, the photo is just “too perfect” in terms of checking off all of the boxes on the Wal-Creature checklist.
Scraggly hillbilly beard? Check
Soiled clothing? Check
Riding in a fat cart? Check
Cross-dressing? Check
Exposing underwear? Check
Nerd wardrobe accessories? Double check!
I mean–really–how likely is it that someone will sport the Hollywood- stereotypical nerd’s taped glasses, PLUS at least one (possibly two) pocket protectors filled with pens and markers?
And, how likely is it that the nerd in question also has a scraggly hillbilly beard and the requisite hillbilly soiled clothing?
Additionally, we are supposed to believe that this hillbilly/nerd is a Crossdresser who likes to expose his underwear, and who rides in one of the frequently-discussed Fat Carts.
I’m sorry, but this is just a little too “perfect” for me to believe.
Whether the woman in the background is part of the hoax or not is immaterial. I believe that this is a hoax.
August 12th, 2011
Hey, I bet he’s looking for a little support!
August 12th, 2011
It’s a hybrid Unabomber/RuPaul/Wal-Creature
August 12th, 2011
@HMG – I’ve come to the conclusion that we are all insane, we all just function at different levels of insanity.
August 12th, 2011
He’s saying,
“The pen-is in my pocket protector”.
August 12th, 2011
Max – You just need to hang around Wallymart a little more often. He is not even close to the worst. Maybe you could take a trip back through past pictures.
August 12th, 2011
“You just need to hang around Wallymart a little more often”
Do I have to?
I try to limit my visits to just a few times each year, but I have to say that I have never seen anybody in the Wal-Marts in my neck of the woods that could compete with the true freaks depicted on this site!
August 12th, 2011
@TBM
“Hmmmm, let’s see. Where did I leave that Victoria’s Secret catalog?”
August 12th, 2011
I see myself more in a black lace…
August 12th, 2011
Sometime I wonder if maybe some of these people are not so odd, that maybe, just maybe, they lost a bet.
August 12th, 2011
Hey irony lovers, that is obviously a costume —note the tape on glasses, pocket protector. Way to misread those cultural signifiers, dumb@sses.
August 12th, 2011
Max – hee hee
No, you are excused from class…..wish I could say “only a few times a year” when comtemplating my visits! It would help me greatly if my employer would ban the site.
August 12th, 2011
OK Slowpoke, are the dumbasses the ones who said photoshop? The ones who think he’s real? Or the ones who say setup?
I assume (bad idea!) that you mean he is real.
I have been SO wrong on here before…..
August 12th, 2011
I don’t care how badly I needed something from Wal-Mart. If I saw this while in the store I would drop what I had, run for the exit and seek therapy.
August 12th, 2011
I’m calling SHENANIGANS on this one…..just don’t buy it. Come on – beard, fat cart, tape on eyeglasses, pocket full of pens, suspenders, and he’s leaving the shirt open to accentuate the bra? Really???
August 12th, 2011
Mother !!!!!!
August 12th, 2011
Bat shit crazy sums that up.
August 12th, 2011
….and the amigo he was riding on was dowsed in bleach, set ablaze, crushed and throw into space.
August 12th, 2011
@Toeachhisown and Energizer-Excellent choice! Victoria Secrets offers many different styles and colors. Black is indeed very sexy, but please stay away from the maternity bras. May I encourage both of you to go with the push up bras, or bras that lift and separate and maybe some matching panties. Lol. You guys have a good night.
August 13th, 2011
This is just wrong, wrong, wrong and made me throw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.
August 13th, 2011
SUPER CREEP SUPER CREEP HE’S SUPER CREEPY YEAH LOL
August 13th, 2011
I’m disturbed he fills the bra out….
August 13th, 2011
you try so hard and this is all you can come up with – what a sad, pathetic, and lonely person – I feel sorry for him.
August 15th, 2011
Please tell me that this is staged. I refuse to believe that someone would go out in public like this for any other reason but to end up on this site.
August 15th, 2011
People are now aspiring to be on PoWM.
Who’da thunk it.
August 15th, 2011
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again… Oh, that reminds me, I need some new hose. I got a run in my fishnets yesterday.
August 15th, 2011
For a fleeting moment, I thought maybe Red Green had lost a bet…
August 15th, 2011
How much do you want to bet that he did this on purpose just so he could be on POW?
August 16th, 2011
I guess he’s really self-conscious about his man-tits
August 16th, 2011
That is just pure sick and stupid
August 17th, 2011
Man, his boobs are bigger than mine. :*(
August 17th, 2011
Wow..what was this dud thinking?..
August 17th, 2011
but what bothers me more than the bra is the fact that he actually fills it out!!…….
August 18th, 2011
This takes the term “man boobs” to a whole new level!!
August 19th, 2011
He’s buying lotion
August 20th, 2011
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!
August 20th, 2011
I guess his Man Boob MIlkshake brings the Pedos to the yard?
August 21st, 2011
Guys be nice to the fella, he got enough bullying in Nam’
August 26th, 2011
OMG it’s Marv from home alone! Run Kevin! He’s after you again! And this time it’s serious…
September 3rd, 2011
The lady in the background looks like the blonde woman on Hoarders (I can’t remember her name but she helps clean the disgusting houses).
September 8th, 2011
Ok so when ppl dressed like this go into walmart do they get kicked out? If I was shopping @ walmart w my kids and saw this guy I wld be so outraged that my kids had to see this and I wld demand managers make him leave or I wld escort him out the door with my 38 and punch him the face! U don’t dress like this wr children can see u, wtf is wrong w ppl these days?
September 11th, 2011
Wow….no matter how many times i see this, i can’t help but laugh
September 19th, 2011
HAHAHAH! i saw this and bout fell out of my chair! this site is GREAT! Only at WALLY-WORLD!!!!!
October 27th, 2011
“I wish i had more hands, so i could give those titties four thumbs down!”
December 19th, 2011
I never got a chance to see a freak show when I was a kid : (.
January 24th, 2012
The sad part is someone probably has to work next to this freak every day!…
Oh My GOD!
February 7th, 2012
The awkward moment when this guy has bigger tits than you…
June 17th, 2012
LMAO that lady is like “wtf is happening?!”
July 26th, 2012
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