Raise your pet raccoon if you are the loneliest person in the world.
59 Comments | In: Animals, Featured Creature, Tennessee
Aww. No, this is a fail. They’re prob’ly just trying to help it.
August 11th, 2011
If it only had a “Service Animal” vest on, this would be priceless!
If it only had a “Service Animal vest on, this would be priceless!!
Hey now, raccoons are tasty! jk, we used to raise them, they are fun but mean as hell!
I want a raccoon as a pet! My friend has one, it’s less neurotic than his wife’s cats!
Lots of people have pet raccoons….sorry but I think it’s adorable!!! Not that I would take mine to WalMart though.
I agree with Stef!
Wonder where in Tn. I live in Nashville and never seen a raccoon at any of the stores. She was probably helping it. Brave to pick it up though.
The raccoon is adorable. I wouldn’t take my pets to wal-mart either, but since this picture is outside it could be that there is another person involved who ran in to grab something while this one stayed outside with the pet. Maybe they just left the vet and needed something from the store for the raccoon.
I had a mother raccoon move into my house where she proceeded to have 5 babies…..I was away while this happened…….when I returned…….what a holy mess….I HATE RACCOONS
a raccoon moved into my house last winter when I was away and had 5 babies…………..when I returned……..what a holy mess………I hate raccoons
I have one thought….rabies….raccoons can and do carry rabies….so go Granny….
Maybe they were taking it inside to buy a pot big enough to cook it in. I can’t think of a better way to measure
Oh Rocky Racoon went off to Wal Mart, and all he could find was a bunch Chinese crap. Do Do Do Doot Do.
Figures it would be in Tennessee.LOL gosh some people make us Tennessians look retarded.LOL you might be a redneck if you take your pet coon to Walmart.LOL
This is less ridiculous than people who carry their dogs in a purse.
Is that thing male or female? ( the human I mean of course)
Good way to loose an Eye
Those suckers can be nasty !
I could make a really warm hat out of that little fella. Have to stitch his little lips up a bit so that he’s smiling. Keep the chill away.
Rocky Racoon, went up to his room, only to find Gideon’s bible.
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
They start out sweet..but I heard stories of them tearing the house up..climbin the walls and everything
Photo was taken just seconds before her eye was scratched out by the coon.
Aunt Sue needs to go into the Wal-mart Optical Center for a new pair of glasses – she thinks she holding her cat Fluffy.
Between the two, whose bite do you think has more potential to be fatal?
Freddie the freeloader
I had one many years ago, found it when it was tiny. I litter box trained it and turned it’s sleeping schedule around so it slept at night. It used to follow me and my Rotties around all the time. My female Rott adopted it and they were funny together. He used to get into all sors of mischief. I ran him over by accident. I almost grabbed another a few weeks ago. Two were playing at my pond. Decided against it.
To Be Me
Ahh, let the little guy go and find himself a girlfriend, make babies, and live like he should, free.
Ol’ Roy raccoon food,mmmmmmmmmmmtasty
I hope one or both have had their rabies shots. Rabies can be nasty.
Two week later the weather turned cold and he became a hat
A woman walks into Walmart holding a raccoon……………
August 12th, 2011
Not who you think
It”s a helper animal. It’s helping her contract rabies.
Hard to tell if it’s a guy or a butt ugly woman.
“Good way to loose an Eye”
If this person’s eyes are loose, then he/she has some really serious medical issues!
On the other hand, having a raccoon grope your face with its claws is a good way to LOSE an eye.
I had a racoon once, He was awesome. I got this adorable pic of him layin next to my daughte, both drinking their bottles. His name was Rocky.
Man in the parking lot: “Where did you get that?”
Racoon to man: ” I don’t know, it started as a pimple on my arse!”
As cute as that thing is, do these country bumpkins realize that raccoons are the most common source of rabies in the United States???
I don’t think we have to worry about rabies here. It looks like the coon has a red collar on and there is a red leash also. But still certain animals belong in the wild and this is one of them.
Just don’t take it too close to the deli. That would be a tragedy, or the lunch special.
It’s a good thing you’re here to correct everyone…we would never be able to figure out what they mean without you.
When coons try and get in our Wall-mart momma just chase em off with a broom.
…and there is no charge for this service!
I think Rick is a Ricki…she’s wearing the pink ribbon pin, pink breast cancer bracelets, and pink nail polish.
Way to give the world rabies, bitch
Raccoons do carry rabies….. wish she’d take it inside and set it loose.
I don’t know what is weirder..The raccoon or whatever that is, holding the raccoon?? Not to mention..that animal probably has rabies or fleas at least. I would not let that creature touch my face!! lol ..smh
I always thought raccoons came out at night. That could be the reason why his paw is aiming for your eye and the leash doesn’t help.
August 13th, 2011
I would make a joke…but I can’t think of anything that isn’t taken or doesn’t mention 2002-2005 PS2 video games.
August 15th, 2011
Anybody notice her left pinky? It looks like Rick bit half of it off!
August 16th, 2011
That was two weeks ago….now that poor woman is frothing at the mouth and asking herself why the f… did she pick that rabid raccoon up?
August 17th, 2011
The raccoon is actually pushing the woman away….I think I heard him say, “Dang Granny! You need a Tic-Tac!!!”
Awww! Too cute! Have to agree with Jamie though. They do carry rabies and can be mean so do handle with care.
August 21st, 2011
This racoon is like aww hell no…”in big black girl’ voice not being racist
August 28th, 2011
This racoon is like aww hell no…”in big black girl’ voice not being racist…….
awwwwwwwwwwww wait i woul kill it if i had the chance
August 29th, 2011
Right after this picture was taken, the coon bit his nose off!
September 3rd, 2011
Ah the owner has been listening to to much of the Beatles White album…Mainly the track “Rocky Raccoon” heehee.
November 30th, 2011
I live in TN and I had an ex that rescued a raccoon and raised it from a baby.As an animal lover I must say that raccoons if friendly/tame-ish are awesome and smart pets.Rocky Raccoon was my friend and this pic made me smile.
January 3rd, 2012