Walking The Aisle



Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle.

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Walking The Aisle, 7.8 out of 10 based on 20 ratings

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  1. yaboi_d

    why???

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    August 16th, 2011

  2. Kyle the Ex-Cart Pusher

    I heard the pharmacist was also the pastor.

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    August 16th, 2011

  3. RUNNING4COVER

    Reminds me of my wedding except it was at Kmart. lol

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    August 16th, 2011

  4. Peaches

    Their wedding photos were ready in less than an hour.

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    August 16th, 2011

  5. Frightened Yet Intrigued

    “Do you Lurlene, take this man, Bubba, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, in paper or plastic…”

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    August 16th, 2011

  6. 8 Ball

    A wedding at Walmart, yet totally weird does not suprise me what does however is that they are dressed properly!!!!!

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    August 16th, 2011

  7. Northerngirl

    I wonder how many Little Debby cakes and $2 wine they went through at the reception? (Held appropriately enough in the Pet section).

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    August 16th, 2011

  8. Sir Hates Alot

    By the power vested in me by Sam Walton, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may put a smiley face on the bride.

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    August 16th, 2011

  9. The Last Archimedean

    Rats! Now i’ve got those stupid lyrics “it’s a nice day for a white wedding” playing in my head. Thank you all *so* much…

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    August 16th, 2011

  10. D

    If things don’t work out Walmart has a pretty liberal return policy.

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    August 16th, 2011

  11. jpark

    Something must be going on here….maybe the bride is a tranny ?

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    August 16th, 2011

  12. At the Rail

    I have to assume that they both work there. Otherwise, why? Why, O Lord, why?!!!

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    August 16th, 2011

  13. SlamDance_Karma

    Pastor: “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in Holy ..SHIT…what a price on that camera! Be right back!”

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    August 16th, 2011

  14. signguy

    I think he needed a veil maybe worse than she did…

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    August 16th, 2011

  15. goose

    They probably met at Wal Mart and decided to tie the knot at Wal Mart. No big deal.

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    August 16th, 2011

  16. why not

    What a great deal! Weddings cost only 55 dollars at the wal.

    Or….maybe you can get a bride for 55 dollars?

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    August 16th, 2011

  17. Jen

    “I now pronounce you…..(the rest is muffled by an overhead page for an associate needed in the garden center).”

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  18. why not

    What a great deal! You can get married for just $55 at the Wal!

    Or maybe get a bride for $55?

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  19. josh

    If you ever had your batchelor party at Walmart……….You might be a Redneck

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  20. This wedding takes place in the garden section at exatcly 12:00PM complete with a 400 lb. parent on a Rascal

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  21. TXLEAGUER

    @ WHY NOT: We heard you the first time.

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  22. BlondeAphrodite

    im sure he coulda gotten a tuxedo t shirt to get married in

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  23. JayDubIII

    Let me take a wild stab at this one. Their bridal registry is at Wally World.

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  24. The Fallen One

    Where’s the honeymoon? Bentonville, AR?

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  25. Jen

    And it’s a sit-down meal for the reception – after you stand in line and buy your own chicken at the deli, and find a seat on one of the benches at the Wal-mart entrance.

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  26. Buster

    “With this Funyun I Thee Wed………..”

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  27. notalenthack

    Looks like the laid her down and rolled her into that wedding dress

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  28. Powermetal Goddess

    It’s a nice day for a White Trash Wedding.

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  29. PPLWATCHER

    They’ll head for the honeymoon cabin on those La-Z-Boy Riders parked out front.

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  30. Kevin

    To me this just says, ” Aisle 1 we have a sell on wedding cake, aisle 2, we have an actual wedding, aisle 3 we have a reception, and today only you can get pictures of the wedding from aisle 2 for only $5, a huge savings compared to any other store!!!” XD

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  31. Matt

    Awwwww…..how sweet, that’s where they first met, buying genital wart cream and condoms in the pharmacy isle. And who says they don’t have anything in common?!?!

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    August 17th, 2011

  32. Lady Anne

    I simply don’t understand the reason for getting married at Wal-Mart, but as 8BALL said, they are both nicely dressed, and look perfectly respectable. They seem to be an older couple (i.e. not 17). Perhaps they met while working there, and decided to tie the knot.

    I like her dress. I’m so tired of strapless bridal dresses. The only person who gets the “full benefit” of a strapless gown is the person who is officiating, and he or she is not generally interested. And all strapless gowns look alike. At least this bride selected something different.

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    August 17th, 2011

  33. Dana

    That looks like Mr. Belding and Jessica Spano from Saved By The Bell!

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    August 17th, 2011

  34. I Am GOD!

    WTF? WHAT A SET OF LOSERS WE HAVE HERE!

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    August 17th, 2011

  35. I Am GOD!

    “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
    Then approve this Moderator: EAT SHIT LOSER!!! :-P~~~~~~~~

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  36. Steve

    Wouldn’t that be her FATHER walking her down the aisle, not her soon-to-be husband?

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  37. 8 Ball

    No Steve if it were her father the vail would probably be down. I think the vail comes up after the marriage. at least it did
    at mine.

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    August 17th, 2011

  38. JustCommenting

    All these jokes about a wedding at Walmart..

    Did you guys notice how tired/pallid these two look? That, with looking so out of place in wedding attire, I was like ‘Ahh my gawd.. ZOMBIES’. Especially the woman with her owl eyes…

    They are probably happy together though.. thats all that counts.

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    August 19th, 2011

  39. Bob

    He done got him some genuine antique patent leather dancing pumps going on. She just might want to take a long look d-e-e-p into his closet hmmm.

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    August 19th, 2011

  40. stina

    They forgot to buy the rings!

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    August 20th, 2011

  41. Laurel

    She looks beautiful, he looks very dapper, but I cannot fathom what brings a bride and groom to Wal-Mart on their wedding day!

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    August 21st, 2011

  42. thechick

    And the reception will follow in the lawn and garden section

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    August 21st, 2011

  43. Ryesen Grear

    Responding to the comment – if the aisle is wrong maybe the guy is wrong too.

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    September 4th, 2011

  44. “Hell yea, we just got hitched. Now where is the damn KY section?!”

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  45. Mako

    Why would anyone in their right mind want to get married at Walmart?

    Oh, wait! I answered my own question. Anyone who gets married at Walmart is NOT in their right mind!

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    September 27th, 2012

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