Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle.
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August 16th, 2011
Kyle the Ex-Cart Pusher
I heard the pharmacist was also the pastor.
Reminds me of my wedding except it was at Kmart. lol
Their wedding photos were ready in less than an hour.
Frightened Yet Intrigued
“Do you Lurlene, take this man, Bubba, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, in paper or plastic…”
A wedding at Walmart, yet totally weird does not suprise me what does however is that they are dressed properly!!!!!
I wonder how many Little Debby cakes and $2 wine they went through at the reception? (Held appropriately enough in the Pet section).
Sir Hates Alot
By the power vested in me by Sam Walton, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may put a smiley face on the bride.
The Last Archimedean
Rats! Now i’ve got those stupid lyrics “it’s a nice day for a white wedding” playing in my head. Thank you all *so* much…
If things don’t work out Walmart has a pretty liberal return policy.
Something must be going on here….maybe the bride is a tranny ?
At the Rail
I have to assume that they both work there. Otherwise, why? Why, O Lord, why?!!!
Pastor: “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in Holy ..SHIT…what a price on that camera! Be right back!”
I think he needed a veil maybe worse than she did…
They probably met at Wal Mart and decided to tie the knot at Wal Mart. No big deal.
What a great deal! Weddings cost only 55 dollars at the wal.
Or….maybe you can get a bride for 55 dollars?
“I now pronounce you…..(the rest is muffled by an overhead page for an associate needed in the garden center).”
What a great deal! You can get married for just $55 at the Wal!
Or maybe get a bride for $55?
If you ever had your batchelor party at Walmart……….You might be a Redneck
This wedding takes place in the garden section at exatcly 12:00PM complete with a 400 lb. parent on a Rascal
@ WHY NOT: We heard you the first time.
im sure he coulda gotten a tuxedo t shirt to get married in
Let me take a wild stab at this one. Their bridal registry is at Wally World.
The Fallen One
Where’s the honeymoon? Bentonville, AR?
And it’s a sit-down meal for the reception – after you stand in line and buy your own chicken at the deli, and find a seat on one of the benches at the Wal-mart entrance.
“With this Funyun I Thee Wed………..”
Looks like the laid her down and rolled her into that wedding dress
It’s a nice day for a White Trash Wedding.
They’ll head for the honeymoon cabin on those La-Z-Boy Riders parked out front.
To me this just says, ” Aisle 1 we have a sell on wedding cake, aisle 2, we have an actual wedding, aisle 3 we have a reception, and today only you can get pictures of the wedding from aisle 2 for only $5, a huge savings compared to any other store!!!” XD
Awwwww…..how sweet, that’s where they first met, buying genital wart cream and condoms in the pharmacy isle. And who says they don’t have anything in common?!?!
August 17th, 2011
I simply don’t understand the reason for getting married at Wal-Mart, but as 8BALL said, they are both nicely dressed, and look perfectly respectable. They seem to be an older couple (i.e. not 17). Perhaps they met while working there, and decided to tie the knot.
I like her dress. I’m so tired of strapless bridal dresses. The only person who gets the “full benefit” of a strapless gown is the person who is officiating, and he or she is not generally interested. And all strapless gowns look alike. At least this bride selected something different.
That looks like Mr. Belding and Jessica Spano from Saved By The Bell!
I Am GOD!
WTF? WHAT A SET OF LOSERS WE HAVE HERE!
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Wouldn’t that be her FATHER walking her down the aisle, not her soon-to-be husband?
No Steve if it were her father the vail would probably be down. I think the vail comes up after the marriage. at least it did
All these jokes about a wedding at Walmart..
Did you guys notice how tired/pallid these two look? That, with looking so out of place in wedding attire, I was like ‘Ahh my gawd.. ZOMBIES’. Especially the woman with her owl eyes…
They are probably happy together though.. thats all that counts.
August 19th, 2011
He done got him some genuine antique patent leather dancing pumps going on. She just might want to take a long look d-e-e-p into his closet hmmm.
They forgot to buy the rings!
August 20th, 2011
She looks beautiful, he looks very dapper, but I cannot fathom what brings a bride and groom to Wal-Mart on their wedding day!
August 21st, 2011
And the reception will follow in the lawn and garden section
Responding to the comment – if the aisle is wrong maybe the guy is wrong too.
September 4th, 2011
“Hell yea, we just got hitched. Now where is the damn KY section?!”
September 15th, 2011
Why would anyone in their right mind want to get married at Walmart?
Oh, wait! I answered my own question. Anyone who gets married at Walmart is NOT in their right mind!
September 27th, 2012