Well I suppose that’s one way to prevent yourself from seeing all the people of Walmart!
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Cousin It was lucky to find a job in this economy.
August 25th, 2011
great to see cousin ITT again, isnt ITT?
hope he aint driving.
He looks like Cousin It from the Addams Family.
Roll reversal…… weird clerk / normal family… Could be a first ?
Could we possibly be trying to hide a Gazillion Zits ?
Frightened Yet Intrigued
Kinda looks like the one guy on Fat Albert…am I showing my age here?
@SIGNGUY… It’s spelled R-O-L-E dumbbass…
Someone needs to tell him that most Wal Marts have a beauty shop in them. They may not be able to make him handsome, but they can damn sure cut that hair out of his face!!!! LOL
How long were the customers there before he knew it?
There must be a bell or something
Wallyworld hires the handicapped – he has a service creature to lead him around. Not sure which planet it’s from but I’m sure it’s legal. And furry. Or scaley. Or……now I’m scared.
“Rock, rock, rock, rock n roll high school”
Mops are on aisle me.
He uses his hair as a disguise so none of his buddies will recognize him while he’s at work at Wal-mart.
Protecting his precious eyesight with his thick hair, Jimmy prayed that the last ten finalists for “Miss Walmart” would not parade past him in their swimsuits.
Hes seen the “live” version of this website one too many times. Lol
This mom is extremely exhausted – sleeping while standing up shopping at Wal-mart.
He just doesn’t want to be a witness to the fact that a little girl is stealing milk from a baby. He has enough to deal with without being accused of snitching on a hardened criminal.
@LOVETOBEBAD…….There’s only one “b” in “dumbass”, dumbass!
They shouldn’t even hire people like that. My son is clean cut and has been trying to get on at Wal-mart and they won’t ever get back with him!! Then we have to look at something like this when we go!! Sick!!!!
I would love to smack this punk up side the head. He would never see it coming. Then maybe he would cut his hair to try an avoid that again. Even with Wal-Mart, I cannot belive they let him work like that. At the very least it is a work place hazard.
Hmm im lost for words.
I think Cousin It is a worker @ WalMart.
one foot over the edge
If he got a perm he would have more hair than Fro Lady up above
They could be part Lhasa Apso?
The kids must be Pugsley and Wednesday !
i thought it was bigfoot spotted wal-mart not cousin it from the addams family
On a side note, the mom looks doable!
@LOVETOBEBAD….There’s only one “b” in dumbass”, dumbass.
He looks like all the other folks who work at Walmart.. he’s hiding from the customers!
1-800-supercuts for a location near you.
LOOK, it’s Cousin It!!!!
wonder if he drives like that
August 26th, 2011
Hey Frightened Yet Intrigued…I remember that character from Fat Albert. Had his hat, rolled all the way down his head and face, eye holes in them, LMAO. He would say stuff like:
:Hey ammambah, (meaning Hey Man…).
Loved that show as a kid!
COLLEEN… don’t make me love you.
I don’t blame this guy at all, I wouldn’t want to see a lot of people at walmart. This is how he keeps his sanity. Great idea lol.
When did The Ramones retire and start working for Wal-Mart?
He looks like the girl from The Ring. Relative?
August 27th, 2011
I had to look up the name of that Fat Albert character. That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw the man in the picture!!!! Here it is:
Dumb Donald — Voiced by Lou Scheimer. A lanky but dimwitted fellow; he always wears a green long-sleeved jersey three sizes too big, and a pink stocking cap covering his entire face except his eyes and mouth. In the Junkyard Band, Dumb Donald plays a trombone made out of plumbers’ pipe and a morning glory horn from an old Victrola.
August 28th, 2011
Just call him, Scary Guy.
August 29th, 2011
Check the name tag. That’s an employee!!
August 31st, 2011
Just so everyone knows, I work with this guy. And of all the people I know from Walmart, he’s the most normal, kindest one of them. He’s going to college full time (and I don’t mean some shitty community college, he’s really going to college) AND working the night shift at Walmart. A haircut is a haircut. Plain and simple. Nothing more. Not to mention he’s the quiet, thoughtful kind of guy who would probably get a haircut like that just to make people wonder (but he would never out right address it because he doesn’t actually want the attention, he just wants people to think outside the box). Try to be a little kinder and more considerate before you take pictures of people and then comment on them. Behind EVERY person’s eyes is a story that would break your heart. Maybe that’s what lead to this concealing haircut.
September 11th, 2011
How do you all know this is a guy? I think it’s a girl. A stoner girl who is probably hiding half closed, red eyes.
September 12th, 2011
“Ouch! That’s the third pole I’ve run over tonight! I just don’t see how I can be so clumbsy!’
September 22nd, 2011
Hey Brother This Photo is Hilarious and I can’t stop laughing about it anywhere I happened to be at the moment
October 1st, 2011
So this is hilarious this is me and my kids and my daughter said this guy was scary lol lol
November 17th, 2011
Maybe he’s taking Veronica Lake’s “peek-a-boo” look to the next level.
February 4th, 2012