Honey, it would take all the wine in Italy for me to even think about considering it.
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And just to let you know… that’s the Cheap Wine Isle!! Like you didn’t already know that!! LOL
August 31st, 2011
A little Red Wine for the Blue
I couldn’t drink you pretty.
Oh, man … them fishnets are HOT!!!!
WHAT THE F**K?!?!!?!?!? I live in New Mexico and THAT is typical…not just at Walmart!!
Honey you can drink all that and it still won’t solve the problems your havin..
I think that I just threw up in my mouth a little. What was she thinking when she woke up?
I love the model like pose. It’s so… mozzafiato.
How did she get her head turned around backwards?
I like how it is obvious the person that took this is hiding behind some wine to take the picture. Totally stalking her.
Those fishnets still have fish in them.
She’s wearing FLIP FLOPS with fishnets?
Plus I think that used to be a full shirt but just at the thought of her getting drunk and slipping some unsuspecting whino a roofie made it hide in fear.
saw that and went OMG…. and I am a OMY person… what are people thinking/not thinking when dressing?? — maybe at least find an appropriate size??? sheesh
Punk is dead. I think I just found what killed it.
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Man, her legs look like they hurt. That one is like cocked inwards
Hmm… I didn’t know that fishnets caught whales!
Looks like this beached whale got tangled in the fishnets while flopping her way to walmart.
Too bad she’s not in the beer aisle because I’m sure someone would like to “tap” that
The only thing that I can think off is “Grape Ape”
There’s this dude at my Fred Meyer that steels vermooth and raw bacon and eats and drinks it in the corner of the store.
Interesting as I’ve never seen a Wal-Mart selling liquor other than 3.2 beer. Don’t think this was taken at one.
She looks like a half squeezed grape…
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread-and Thou
Whats funny is those “fishnets” started as a size 0 pair of pants.
Too bad she’s not in the beer aisle because I’m sure someone would like to “tap” that.
This is not at Wal-Mart.
There’s not enough wine on the self or in all of the Walmart warehouses…………wow
OMG!!!!!!!!!! They have my favorite Arbor Mist!
and after the tasting maybe she’ll let you explore the caverns from where it aged…
I’d hit that!…………..with my car!
Lily Von Schtupp
want some cottage cheese to go with that wine
Hurry someone call PETA a whale is out of the water and has a fishing net stuck on its tail.
Fishnet’s, O i thought that was Chicken Wire.
Honkeyfied Hood Kraka Azz Kraka
I’m speechless!! All that comes to my mind is “UMMMMMM-WOW!!!!” Ya know, Damn white people!! LOL!!!
(p.s. I’m white as a Saltine) =D
Looks like a whale that got caught up in the nets and broke free!
what the hell is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still can’t get over the fact that her feet are shoulder width apart, but her thighs are still touching.
Better buy a couple of gallons of wine….for the guy your dating
OH! MY EYES!!! I’M BLIND!!!
It’s going to take a lot more than cheap wine if she is expecting to get laid.
Perhaps the chloroform aisle?
WTF Why do people in New Mexico get liquor on the shelves in a walmart. Guess you would need it to want to live in that state.
On a positive note, she’s not wearing dead animal print.
I’ve never understood the “wear something skimpy that you’re too fat to wear, but wear something underneath to cover your fat” look. Like this retarded girl I once knew who would wear a thong OVER granny panties. If this woman had just worn the hanky top, I’d give her credit for confidence, but this just looks STUPID.
I bet her poop flappers open up wide and take big ole dumps
Is this The Cookie Monster’s girlfriend? The Wine Monster!
I need one bottle of wine… Why? So you can hit me across the back of the head as hard as you can to get that image out of my head.
Former Walmart Cashier
L, a lot of walmarts actually have started selling liquor recently. Probably in response to this website and their woes upon seeing their usual customer base.
Her head is on backward.
Someone asked me what color wine I liked and I said “I don’t know, I can’t see through the box”.
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
Not even if you begged..
what is that?
All I can do is SMH…WTF is she thinking wearing that?!?!?!?
Do I go with the $6.99 box, or the $4.99 jug? Oh what the heck, it’s our anniversary. The box it is!
Was drunk when she put on this outfit….then sobered up and looked in the mirror at home, and now is back to get drunk and hope this outfit looks good again.
AND she’s pidgin toed!
Confidence is key… or being cheap and drunk is…
Somalia, Punk, Chub, French maid in Fish-Nets !
Specialty acts are really getting specific in their target demographic.
That is most definatly a two bagger. One for her head and one for mine, just in case her’s fell off
“all the wine in Italy” ? This chick is eyeing the Box wines-She Obviously is a quantity buyer, not quality buyer. . . .
How to find her.
Add in the personals:
Chub, Punk, French Maid in Fish Nets
MUST have Somalia experience !
Her legs don’t even have enough muscle tone to support her properly, she’s overweight and buying booze. Even if she’s not on Medicaid, you and I will still have to subsidize her future medical bills by paying inflated insurance premiums. Makes me want to slap her.
Those legs are bending in due to the Enormous stress of that much wieght being put on them , , , , ,
Why would someone think that it was ok to dress like that..Get a mirror lady!!
Do you have the casks? 55 gallon please…No I’ll just carry it out thanks.
The blue hankerchief top enhances her back boobs so well!!
will someone call the navy and tell them one of their blimps is floating around walmart
Bob Hope's Ghost
screw the alcohol, get me ethanol!
@ WHY. I don’t think it’s a question her legs not having muscle tone, she’s what we used to call “cow hocked”, ie. her thighs are large and can touch each other but the legs spread at the knees. Whatever you call it, she should be knocked on the head with a wine bottle for even going out looking like that!
What is up with her legs?! Poor girl. All that upper body and not an inch of ass to even her out.
OMG…… They sell wine at Walmart?
You look like I could use a drink…..or two…or ten
I bet when she jumps out on the dance floor she could make the band skip.
SOMEBODY Pop the cork on that and let the fat out.
Lots of women think that standing with their toes pointed in makes them look cute. Fail…No one looks cute in flip-fails and fat !
She looks like something I saw on an old TV back 25 years ago…as the picture tube was going out.
id hit it
What’s “road kill” doing in the wine section? HaHa!
What the hell is that??!!
At first glance I thought her head was on backwards….
I would say she is a couple of sips short of a full bottle.
I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it,cause’ I know just what I’m gonna do…….
not enough wine in the world
Obviously, a member of the Top Ten Trashiest Dressers list! Bet she got dressed in the dark before she made her booze run…one hot mess…flip-flops & mesh stockings? Yeah, sure why not!
oh my godd my state has really lost it now
Say it isn’t so!
It’s Going to take more than that aisle to get me to date her.
September 1st, 2011
must not have any friends… Friends don’t let friends go out in public like this.
Of all the fish in the sea, why did my net have to catch that one?
10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag
I would near say her back boobs are bigger than her front boobs.
What’s REALLY scary is somebody somewhere told her that she looks hot
I bet her eyebrows have been shaved off and drawn back in also…
Oh yea, I’d hit that…. then leave it on the edge of the road!!!!!
Frightened Yet Intrigued
Those aren’t fishnets; they’re regular tights that couldn’t stand encasing all of that anymore so the fibers split and are trying like hell to get off her legs!
This is why WAL-MART should sell FULL SIZED MIRRORS at the front door. Good Lord! Did she really think this looked GOOD????
If Wal-Mart wanted to kill “People of Wal-Mart” site, all they would really need to do is start selling mirrors at very low prices. Maybe even have a “free gift mirror” promotion. Nah, it wouldn’t work. We’ll always have some who say, “I really look hot in these fishnets, flipflops and blue hair.”
The caption kind of reminds me of why I don’t drink in bars anymore. I’m safer at home.
I’m really gonna have to stop eating while looking at this website.
For those that think that you can’t buy wine in Wal Mart… move to a different state. A lot of them sell wine, beer, and a few even have the good stuff! Usually its stupid state regulations that limit their alcohol sales.
I think that creature got lost while looking for Natty Light and Twinkies.
Off topic, but in Kentucky you can buy liquor at the grocery store or even the CVS.
O I LOVE HER
First time caught on camera… if you notice the posture of her legs…they are sliding her shorts up… so her a$$ can eat them!
Looks like the new fashion is to wear adult diapers- on the outside.
Holy Shit! There are no other words. On second thought,, there are…………..
I was half expecting a comment about the pointing ARROW from someone we all know and luv.
Somewhere there is a zoo with poor accountability!
Boxes are at the bottom
Not even sure that is female
Death Becomes Her
At my first fast glance, I thought she was walking toward me. Then I wondered why her head was on backwards. Then the pennies dropped from my eyes — and, oh!, how I wish they hadn’t!!!
She is standing like a baby giraffe. Too bad though, she will never grow to be tall and graceful.
I believe that is called “knock-kneed”. She cannot help that, but she can help her poor fashion sense.
A bottle of red, a bottle of white,
There is no way that I will do you tonite!
Yeah, where are you Sean B.?
This actually made me shudder!!
She’s eyeing those boxes pretty hard. Don’t do it go for the Jug. That way when you’re done you can start the white trash band we all know you should be
I suddenly have the desire to start my 10k training early & never EVER look @ pastries again!
And you know she’s looking at the boxes on the bottom row.
Why oh why? And I’d like to know who votes “dislike”. You can’t possibly think this looks good.
Her moto for life is quantity not quality…..she uses it in her clothing, food and wine selections.
September 2nd, 2011
From the days of wine and roses to the grapes of wrath…… and beyond.
September 4th, 2011
I cant get past the big blue ass arrow to see the rest of the picture luckily. However, it is unfortunately pointing right at her ass which is eating her shorts. Thanx arrow! Damn you!
September 5th, 2011
Seriously? Do ppl really think this is “sexy/hot/good lookn”? WOW! They need a psych evaluation asap…..
February 19th, 2012