September 7th, 2011
The Mulleteer
Everyone stop what they are doing immediately and just take a moment to take in all this glory. I don’t care if you are in the middle of typing an important memo or about to give closing arguments in a courtroom or even driving an ambulance to save someone….Just take a minute and bask in it.
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The Mulleteer,
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“Sir, here are your pictures. We photoshopped out the mullet because in 20 years you would be extremely embarrassed if we hadn’t.”
September 7th, 2011
Holy $hit!
September 7th, 2011
Another fool stuck in the 80s… move along.
September 7th, 2011
let me guess… he’s single.
September 7th, 2011
Redneck Gay Bar Bait…
September 7th, 2011
I live 12 miles from the Ohio/WV border ( God help me). This is a daily sighting.
September 7th, 2011
It’s the Golden Fleece of mullets…
September 7th, 2011
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September 7th, 2011
Outstanding.
September 7th, 2011
…like a CHAMP!
September 7th, 2011
“and if you look to the left is the elusive Mullet Walbadger…. well hidden in his native habitat … “
September 7th, 2011
Follow-up to Wes’
“Imma stand rye-cheer til youins put it back in ever one uv ‘em there pictures. Imma pay guud munee fer ‘em an’ I wonts ‘em tuh be just the way Iz tuuk ‘em, wit all my haar showin’ n glowin’.”
September 7th, 2011
Where are the other 2 Mulleteers, and why isn’t he carrying his sword?
September 7th, 2011
Oh, SO wrong. And yet so… RIGHT…!!
The eternal paradox of People of Walmart. The World would be a darker place without it…
x
September 7th, 2011
I never knew what a mullet was until I moved out of NYC and upstate NY back in “83. I never even heard the word. They are still as popular up here now as they were back then. Stuck in a time warp. YIKES !!!!
September 7th, 2011
Tell it to my heart, my achy breaky heart……
September 7th, 2011
Tell it to my heart, my achy breaky heart….
September 7th, 2011
I give it a 10
September 7th, 2011
I am blinded by its shining beauty, like staring directly into the newly risen sun. Plus, I can’t see it anymore, which is a relief.
September 7th, 2011
Guess his lead-in line would be something about Goldilocks and The Three Bears…
September 7th, 2011
One can assume this picture was taken in Tennessee or Kentucky. One can also assume that if this man were to turn around, he’d have a max of 3 teeth. All of which are those lovely shades of yellow and brown. And I’m sure his shirt reads either “git r done” or “got beer?” I live in TN right outside of Hickman county. This is a daily sighting around here.
September 7th, 2011
Friends should not let friends have Mullets.
September 7th, 2011
you guys laugh, but you don’t understand the stress and pressure it takes to be him…with great mullet, comes great responsibility.
September 7th, 2011
Business in the front; a party in the back. Holy crap!
September 7th, 2011
We’re Not Worthy! We’re Not Worthy!
September 7th, 2011
I know, Kindles at Wallie World.
September 7th, 2011
Looks like the lady is paying more attention to the mullet than the Wal-Mart associate LOL
September 7th, 2011
all business up front and party in the back, yeah baby!
September 7th, 2011
I don’t think “party” in the back does that justice. That is a cotillion/soiree/shindig in the back!
September 7th, 2011
Maybe he is Dog’s bro?
September 7th, 2011
Don’t let that rather slim waistline fool you — you just know there is a huge round beer gut under a” No Fat Chicks” T shirt.
September 7th, 2011
Are you sure he’s not from Florida? That mullet looks familiar!
September 7th, 2011
I bet theres a creeper van in the parking lot with “mullet” on the liscense plate and he has the keys…
September 7th, 2011
The more I look at that picture, the more convinced I am that this is a female. I’ve run into a neighbor and his wife (a farmer down the road about 1/2 a mile) at the Cargill elevator and from the rear this person in the picture could be almost the same. Farm life can do that to you.
September 7th, 2011
The more I look at that picture, the more convinced I am that this is a female. I’ve run into a neighbor and his wife (a farmer down the road about 1/2 a mile) at the Cargill elevator and from the rear this person in the picture could be almost be his wife. Farm life can do that to you.
September 7th, 2011
That very well could be a gender-confused woman.
September 7th, 2011
I think we have found Dog the bounty hunters twin.
September 7th, 2011
so he has a mullet…at least his ass crack isn’t smiling at us and his clothes are in one piece and clean.
September 7th, 2011
Wait a minute folks, this may not be a true mullet. If the hair is pulled back it could be one length from start to finish
September 7th, 2011
“bares”
September 7th, 2011
He’s here to pick up the 200 photos of his mullet – close-ups at different angles, shining in the sunlight, blowing in the wind.
September 7th, 2011
I am so not a big fan of the mullet – but it does look like he has some really good hair – maybe a new style is in order, but don’t hate him for what you don’t have
September 7th, 2011
Looks like something my ex husbands new wife would love to bounce on.
September 7th, 2011
@Toeachhisown – maybe the other two mulleteers are having a sword fight at the red neck gay bar that Signguy mentioned and he will join them later.
September 7th, 2011
I betcha he’s a regular at the Cotton Eyed Joe too, his favorite movie is Urban Cowboy, & he loves Hungry Man TV dinners after a hard days work at the scrap yard!
September 8th, 2011
So?
September 8th, 2011
Dog, the Bounty Hunter…where are Beth, Leland, Duane Lee, Tim and Baby Leesa?
September 8th, 2011
Personally, I hope the t-shirt is the legendary 3 wolf moon item. Then the ensemble would be complete.
September 8th, 2011
JAG and BLEU…
September 8th, 2011
definitely a falsetto of the highest register…
September 8th, 2011
I bet he’s there to purchase his first cordless phone…
September 8th, 2011
You are all just jealous because he has a huge schlong too!!
September 8th, 2011
Are we sure that’s a guy?
September 8th, 2011
Strutting forth like a golden god, the Mullet spies his collection of photos of the PBR party and is pleased…
September 8th, 2011
Wow, that looks like me standing there…in 1987, lol. Now I don’t have hair, maybe it was the mullet that caused that.
September 8th, 2011
I HATE MULLETS
September 8th, 2011
“The Kentucky Waterfall”, hadn’t seen one of those in years.
September 8th, 2011
Is that Brock Sampson from the Venture Brothers cartoon?
September 8th, 2011
OMG I think that is Hartselle AL!
September 8th, 2011
Never, ever cross swords!
September 8th, 2011
“Mommy whys that man’s hair nicer then yours? lol” hey that is a good looking mullet. It may not be “in style” but it’s thick and pretty and shiny hair! Its not greasy and uncombed like some people.
September 8th, 2011
a smidge disappointed…thought I was reading a ‘Digital Underground’ lyric at first:
‘Alright, stop what you’re doin’. Cuz I’m about to ruin…the image and the style that ya used to.’
September 8th, 2011
lol @ toeachhisown
September 8th, 2011
Buying a Kindle? He can read? I thought guys with mullets usually came from areas where the literacy rate hung around 2%.
September 9th, 2011
Long torso and short legs too? Or is it just an optical illusion?
September 9th, 2011
Kentucky Waterfall,
Tennessee Tophat,
Soccer Rocker,
A mullet by any other name is still AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
The photographer must be a seasoned Mullet Hunter: he knew to take the shot from a distance and from behind, because the homemade crank likely flowing through his system makes them very unstable!
September 9th, 2011
Hey I think Ive seen him in my Walmart!!
September 9th, 2011
Male or female?
September 10th, 2011
IT’S GLORIOUS!!!!!!
September 10th, 2011
HOLY SHIT! IT’S BROCK SAMSON!!
September 12th, 2011
Isn’t that Dog the Bounty Hunter…LOL
September 15th, 2011
“I’m sorry, Sir, but this is the only CD we have of ABBA.”
September 22nd, 2011
No you fools!
It’s Brock Sampson, and I’d be careful about displaying his image without permission
September 23rd, 2011
HEYYYYY…..is that Dog the Bounty Hunter??????
October 10th, 2011
SHE MAN!
October 21st, 2011
actually he has all his teeth, the shirt says alls good on the front, he is married, and this is not kentucky its montana.
May 31st, 2012
this is a picture of me at walmart getting my android phone worked on. no im not gay, im can read. my wife loves my hair. yes i have a stabbin cabin, have all my teeth that are not yellow or brown. i am called captain mullet by all my friends. i dont listen to country music. rock n roll all the way babe. i am not a woman and yes be jealous it is a huge schlong.
May 31st, 2012
have i seen u before u from leland aint u
June 6th, 2012
Everyone who is anyone knows that he grew his hair so his boyfriend had something to hold on to while he sodomizes this fruitcake!!!
September 26th, 2012
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