September 9th, 2011
The Return Of The Flesh Fanny Pack
Fupa doompa doopity doo, I’ve got another riddle for you. What do you get when you….rrraaaalllppphhh…oh God….aaaaggggghhhh….rrraaaalllphhhh….oh God, oh God I can’t stop throwing up! Oh God.
Missouri
The Return Of The Flesh Fanny Pack,
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reallly? Do they not make mirrors that go all the way down?
September 9th, 2011
I confess. I did sing the quote under the pic to the Oompa Loompa song. Tell me you didn’t.
September 9th, 2011
Kirstie? Kirstie Alley????
September 9th, 2011
Her Spanx are showing…….. and not working
September 9th, 2011
I’d still bang her.
September 9th, 2011
THIS IS JUST WRONG AND FOUL
September 9th, 2011
Oh crap-I forgot to put my pants on!!!!!!I knew I felt a breeze!!!!
September 9th, 2011
She forgot to tuck her belly in
September 9th, 2011
What ever happened to the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Making the Other Customers Vomit With Your Complete Lack of Common Sense” rule?
September 9th, 2011
She’s about as hot as a … uh … well … let’s say …. a frozen pizza?
September 9th, 2011
*gags*
September 9th, 2011
as a fat person myself, I will never ever ever understand why fat people think it is ok to dress in spandex or clothes that were meant for someone sized 2. ewwwwww
September 9th, 2011
ummm…someone accidentally put on her four year olds shirt before they left the house…
September 9th, 2011
She got the clothes there, so why not wear them there. Do you expect anything different?
September 9th, 2011
Hey arent those things usually associated with a scooter cart?
September 9th, 2011
It’s fine to be over weight… Just cover it up… Clothes come in all kinds of big sizes…
September 9th, 2011
Fat Bastard had a sex change???
September 9th, 2011
Lovely.
September 9th, 2011
SHE MUST BE EXPERIENCING SOME SERIOUS HOT FLASHES!…POOR THING:D
September 9th, 2011
Finally – Baby Huey’s mom, captured on film.
September 9th, 2011
“Attention Walmart shoppers, we are out of stock on eye bleach on aisle 10! Supply truck will arrive in 20 minutes!”
September 9th, 2011
whew! at first i thought you got smothered when you tried to get a closeup shot
September 9th, 2011
How about a contest between back boobs and this one side by side.
September 9th, 2011
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW—–YUCK….GROSS…..GAG
September 9th, 2011
Thank god it’s blurry. Apparently the camera was slightly blinded by this as well!
September 9th, 2011
this is photoshopped, right? The color of the gut is different than her skin….right? I hope..
September 9th, 2011
If this was Texas or Arizona, I would have thought she was a coyote for midget illeagle aliens. This one just didn’t fit up her shirt as well. Their a$$ is hanging out
September 9th, 2011
When I go to WalMart and see this crazy stuff I sing these are the people of WalMart over and over why do you think she would dress like this yuck I am g and I try to hide mine not show it off like I am proud yuck yuck yuck
September 9th, 2011
I’ve heard of the phrase “Letting all hang out”…she has taken it to new lows…she needs to put it all back! =O
September 9th, 2011
I have my fingers crossed that the reason she is in the baby section is because she is about 44 weeks pregnant. Now that doesn’t excuse the choice of outfit…nothing could excuse that choice.
September 9th, 2011
Its surprising how those little ankles can support all of that.
September 9th, 2011
It’s funny because shes fat – Mr. Chow
September 9th, 2011
Proof once again that floor length mirrors are a necessity!!!!
September 9th, 2011
better tuck that thing in, might get caught on a trip wire or something
September 9th, 2011
Nice gunt.
September 9th, 2011
She could be pregnant, but then again you would have to think how bold she really is to walk in there looking like that. I can see some Men finding this sexy but please do that behind close doors, not in public places.
September 9th, 2011
Someone call Bobo, a squatch has been sighted inside a Missouri Walmart!
September 9th, 2011
Where are the fashion police?? They really need to be working at Wal-Mart because some of these people need to be evaluated for mental competency! Hire the fashion police back!!!
September 9th, 2011
What I want to know is WTF was someone doing on the floor of Walmart to get this eye bleaching angle?
September 9th, 2011
Is it just my eyes or I am seeing triple her?. i see 3 big rounded things in the pic. two look like a kid’s bathtub, the other looks like your typical
Walcreature.
September 9th, 2011
My guess is this flesh fanny pack carries nothing but yeast and lint.
September 9th, 2011
I’m very surprised someone hasn’t yet said they’d hit this!
September 9th, 2011
Thin ankles … She’s good breedin’ stock.
September 9th, 2011
Its blurry cause she just stomped her leg down and the store |||shook!|||
September 9th, 2011
It’s ok to be a large person, but for pete’s sake, cover that S*#T up! Nobody wants to see it!
September 9th, 2011
It must take alot of I dont give a flarp to flop arround like that. Flop flop fLarP!
September 9th, 2011
Based on my experiences, they either ran out of electric carts or she’s a very rare breed of fanny packers.
September 9th, 2011
why tha hella wuld she do tht to ha self its sad hw people go ou lookin
September 9th, 2011
Her shoplifting career started small with couch throw pillows up her shirt….
September 9th, 2011
Is the picture blurry or is her immense fupa burning my retinas?
September 9th, 2011
I’m sorry, but how do you NOT KNOW your gut is hanging out?!! “Can’t find a shirt to cover it, f*ck it!”
And even if someone did photoshop that gut, how the hell do you explain those shorts?!!
But hey, at least she totally beat anorexia’s ass!!!
September 9th, 2011
batshizzcraz. i think you are onto something maybe her immense size is distorting gravity so the pic ends up blurry
September 9th, 2011
Her fupa is a different color than the rest of her. Kinda looks like the color of decaying flesh. A zombie fupa?
September 9th, 2011
Offspring of Godzilla.
September 9th, 2011
I’m just glad we can’t see the back side of too, the front is enough !
September 9th, 2011
A classic example of why its important to have a bottle of eye wash on hand when you are viewing pics on PoWM.
September 9th, 2011
no way she is preggers…who would hit that!?
September 9th, 2011
Please tell me she came to the store to buy clothes that actually fit!
September 9th, 2011
In all seriousness, carrying that belly around all day must be uncomfortable.
September 9th, 2011
all joking aside, this is incredibly self destructive. How sad, and here we are all making fun of her. she’s clearly not well.
September 9th, 2011
i believe that big box is for her fatass, to ship herself to a lose weight health clinic in beijing
September 9th, 2011
ICK! Theres not much else that can be said, gag*
September 9th, 2011
Words fail me on this one…
September 9th, 2011
Here’s a woman who’s never said No to the question “Would you like to Super Size that?”
September 9th, 2011
Pepsi was not pleasant coming out my nose.
September 9th, 2011
I heard of muffintops, well that is the whole DAMN CAKE!!!
September 9th, 2011
Why is her DUNLAP a different color than the rest of her????
September 9th, 2011
I heard of muffintops, well that is the whole DAMN CAKE, plus a little cream cheese on the side!!
September 9th, 2011
That’s what you get when you buy cheap Walmart imported clothes…shrinkage
September 9th, 2011
This woman looks to be about 30 yrs. old. A time when MOST women her age are concerned with their hair, make-up, clothes and their image.
Looks like she never got the memo.
September 9th, 2011
It looks like she’s just trying to hang out at the pool – and succeeding, horibly, at the wrong pool.
September 9th, 2011
Please just let her be pregnant. Please just let her be pregant….
September 9th, 2011
I don’t know whether to feel sorry for someone who has such low self esteem as to dress like this…..or to be pissed that they have so much they expect the rest of us to look at that horrid lack of dress too……….
September 9th, 2011
Bottom line, she likes food more than sex.
September 9th, 2011
For the love of the Baby Gap, buy some frickin’ maternity clothing in your actual size, not the size you lie about being.
September 9th, 2011
They are filming a remake of the movie “The Blob”.
September 9th, 2011
acually she’s got a midget under there…………..
September 9th, 2011
ewwwwwwwww
September 9th, 2011
….I’m thinking maybe she’s pregnant, and just can’t see where her shirt isn’t long enough to cover the bump….hmmmm, idk….I see pregnant women with their pants below their bellies like that….I guess she should have checked in the mirror before she stepped out…huh?…I have a big belly, but I’m sure as heck not gonna let mine hang out like that…and I don’t like my pants below my belly like that either…awkward….
September 9th, 2011
She’s thinking, “I grew this lovely gut….so you can all kiss my butt.”
September 9th, 2011
@Kate Brown: What?
September 9th, 2011
someone PLEASE poke her in the belly button and deflate that thing!!
September 9th, 2011
FOR ALL THE HATERS OF THIS SITE – NOW do you see why people are made fun of??? THIS picture is exactly the reason the site exists. “But it doesnt make it right”?? Well, dont dress like this – ya dont get made fun of. Simple.
September 9th, 2011
POW would show you a clear picture of the sandaled feet if it were a male sandalwearer.
September 10th, 2011
roll it up in flour an try to find the wet spot
September 10th, 2011
I sure don’t understand what difference it could possibly make if she WAS pregnant. Dressing like that is wrong either way.
September 10th, 2011
WHY in God’s name would anyone go out like that???? i mean im fat but at least i make sure my clothes fit and im covered! people need lessons on how to dress if they are overwieght cuz even i dont wanna see that.
September 10th, 2011
@Sam, @Energizer, @Mikey You can’t figure it out? Her bathing suit is a one piece, so the fupa never gets any color. Arms, face and legs get a little tan, but there isn’t much sun inside the WalMart, nor in the car on the trip there and back.
September 10th, 2011
Please pass the Draino, I need to wash my eyes out! She puts the “UG” in ugly.
September 10th, 2011
There just aint enough “kiddy pool sanitizer” in that box, to sanitise my eyes from what I just saw!
September 10th, 2011
I love big bellies and thick thighs. That girl is sexy!!
September 10th, 2011
Is it out of focus or have my eyes given up?
September 10th, 2011
What if thats all she had To wear? Ignorant people.. smh. Can You imagine how she would feel if she saw This?
September 11th, 2011
I probably would be turned on to the girl and want to kiss her feet if POW would have kindly shown us a clear picture of them.
September 11th, 2011
Clothes are walmart are mad cheap. She and others can cover the fupa. Put down the cheesy puffs and buy a larger shirt.
September 11th, 2011
Really ? Why ? Does she really think that is a hot look ?
September 11th, 2011
By the way that she has it shaped I say she’s pregnant…
September 12th, 2011
@Burly
Still doesn’t explain the nasty greyish color.
September 12th, 2011
Crystal (first response), her mirror may not but looking at her size, she certainly does……
September 12th, 2011
Ya’ll quit haten. she is sexy!!! the bigger the better and a lot more juicy. as far as the fanny pack I’d love to pack her fanny!!!!
September 13th, 2011
Imagine how many hungry americans could benefit from her “package” alone…. Hambeast: the OTHER WHITE MEAT
September 13th, 2011
I’m a big dude and I still buy clothing(specifically shirts) one size bigger than the size I actually wear. I do this so that I don’t risk my stomach all hanging out. And if i was a chick, that size, that much leg would not be showing. I wear shorts down to my knees just because I think it looks better on my size body. This chick, I think she just woke up in the morning and played “dresser drawer roulette;” if you bet on black(as in the color of her shirt), well that’s not a bet I’d want to win. And I’m gonna say it, the picture is blurry, and if i wasn’t for that box on the floor next to her I would’ve thought those were Depends behind her.
September 13th, 2011
Can you just go to the men’s dept and get a bigger shirt to cover “that” up ??? What a hot mess !!!
September 14th, 2011
The captions on here have gotten more vicious and less funny.
September 16th, 2011
I think someone needs to learn 1-800-jennycraig!!!!
September 23rd, 2011
So much for Missouri supposedly being the Meth Capitol of the United States. Maybe she’s just visiting. Nah…………she’s probably only 11. That’s what most of them look like nowadays and with the hardcore self-esteem movement – they think they look GOOD!!!!!!!
September 26th, 2011
The rear cleavage looks just like the frontal one!
September 27th, 2011
Or as “Fat Bastard” said it…”I’m dead sexy” and I bet she’s thinking the same thing!
November 29th, 2011
In England we call that a “gunt”
January 5th, 2012
Now thats what i call a real GUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 13th, 2012
So I’m about 99% sure this is my cousin. I knew she’d end up on here someday!
May 18th, 2012
Oh and no, that gut is NOT photoshopped!! I don’t even know how she’s comfortable wearing this stuff.
May 18th, 2012
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