Do The Creep



And I shall dub thee The King Tut of Creepers.

Kansas

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  1. jpark

    Kid better watch it, looks like shotgun shells

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    September 9th, 2011

  2. mike t

    Come on, how han he do that? The blues don’t even match…

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    September 9th, 2011

  3. Tina

    Papa Smur in real life!!!!

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  4. Tina

    *Smurf

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    September 9th, 2011

  5. Mel

    Cell phone in the pocket is a nice touch. Where’s he hiding the shot gun ?

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    September 9th, 2011

  6. Melinda

    It totally looks like he already has a mask on. Why is he looking at more ?

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    September 9th, 2011

  7. Kelly Golonka

    I see K-Fed is preggers again.

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    September 9th, 2011

  8. Someonez Mom

    What out Spidey it’s Kraven the Hunter

    *sorry old comic book villian*

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    September 9th, 2011

  9. Astone

    Only in Kansas is white trash king!

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    September 9th, 2011

  10. txleaguer

    Love the Lonely Island reference. “When a PYT passes by your tree do the Creep, ahhh, do the Creep!”

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    September 9th, 2011

  11. Velma McCracken

    Nice foreground fake-out with the Spider-Man mask in order to capture the genuine POWM in the background. Too many would-be POWMs (and no doubt, Wal-Mart security) are getting wise to people wielding cell cams in the aisles.

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    September 9th, 2011

  12. Extelle

    Act like you’re taking a picture of the kid in the mask. Smooth.

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    September 9th, 2011

  13. larryb

    You know I’ve been a creep since the day i was born, poppin’ out my momma like some kettle corn, yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin’, cause I came out clean — and i came out creepin’!

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    September 9th, 2011

  14. NotASaint

    ACK, now I see how you can take a picture of someone without their noticing! Trouble is, I can’t get anyone to go into WalMart with me.

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    September 9th, 2011

  15. Jen

    King Tut and Spidey…..yep, Halloween is coming soon.

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  16. Someonez Mom


    my other comment up there

    “watch out spidey”

    not that it makes it any wittier, just spelling should count..sigh

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    September 9th, 2011

  17. Gail

    “Nooooooo………….YOU do the creep……I don’t want to!!

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  18. Chris

    What are those pants MADE of???

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    September 9th, 2011

  19. Brad76

    Hey. Your old friend Chester the Molestor is back.

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    September 9th, 2011

  20. signguy

    looks like a card carrying member of NAMBLA to me…

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    September 9th, 2011

  21. Jen

    Quick, Spider-Man…..put a web around this creep and keep him away from the rest of the shoppers.

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    September 9th, 2011

  22. Susan

    Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket…or are you just happy to see me?

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  23. Cro~Mag1070

    Kinda looks like Jar Jar Binks

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  24. Lisa

    He is wearing the chain that goes to the big nerf guns lol. My kids have a couple of them he’s prolly looking for the darts that go in it, but he is very creepy. WTF is under his shirt?! and what’s with the pastel out of the 70′s blue pants.

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  25. frank

    Green mint pants an blue shirt what yer children psycho

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  26. OhSick

    i got dibbs on that hot piece

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  27. Brad76

    And to think that this guy was the fastest swimmer.

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  28. Brad76

    Oh look the new Thor action figures are out. I wonder how many kids i can trick into my 1970s van with those.

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  29. LST

    As ugly as that thing is, let’s hope he doesn’t reproduce and make more.

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  30. WTF

    THOSE SHELLS LOOK LIKE HAIR, HES LIKE RICK JAMES BITCH! (shotgun edition)

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  31. Devil w/ a Blue Dress

    I’m pretty sure the guy in blue is already on a “special” website that he was court ordered to “register” on for the rest of his life.

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    September 10th, 2011

  32. Bob Hope's Ghost

    ♫well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a ladies man, no time to talk♫

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  33. random acts of lunacy

    Rambo! Watch out! You’ve got some competition………..in the creeper department that is……

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  34. random acts of lunacy

    Shot gun shells in a row…………….is this some kind of new trend in gangsta jewelry? I’m pretty sure this guy isn’t getting laid no matter what he wears around his neck!

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    September 10th, 2011

  35. premarital sex

    The conversation: “Okay, you stand there with the Spiderman mask, and I’ll pretend like I’m taking a pic of YOU.” Now that walmart has the halloween costumes out, I wanna see someone in a mask or crazy wig next to all the freaks.

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    September 10th, 2011

  36. magnolia73

    I think that is Quadafi… hiding out in a walmart… the hair, the patches, the gun shells…. call the CIA

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    September 10th, 2011

  37. coopster

    If Goofy from Disney turned into a non-cartoon human, that is what he’d look like.

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    September 10th, 2011

  38. Is that a real fanny pack?

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    September 12th, 2011

  39. I didn’t have time to read every comment but I am the only one who suspects this is a really good fake? I mean, his belly looks like it’s been padded. It just doesn’t seem real. Although… Reality is stranger than fiction, especially at Walmart!!!

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    September 12th, 2011

  40. s2pid

    get your legs flexin and your arms T-rexin.

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    September 12th, 2011

  41. antistupidity

    run fast and run far little boy…. i wonder if his spidey sense is “tingling”

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    September 15th, 2011

  42. Yup

    There just HAS TO BE a kid being held against their will in his basement lol

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    September 15th, 2011

  43. Jay

    pootie tangs little brother dootie tang

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    September 16th, 2011

  44. BobaFETTish

    Makes me think of Team Fortress for some reason. >.<

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    September 29th, 2011

  45. soccermaster

    Oh come on you guys am I thee only one that noticed the spider man in front of him… Its halloween.. i highly doubt thats how he dresses every other day of the year

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    October 31st, 2011

  46. Mako

    Two words:

    HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE!

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    September 26th, 2012

  47. robert sparks

    I will tell you this guy is real! I used to work at this Wal-Mart, and he came in every Saturday morning and bought toys, and fishing eqyipment. He would then go to local parks and give them away to little kids! King Creeper!

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    April 11th, 2014

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