And I shall dub thee The King Tut of Creepers.
47 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Kansas, Walmart Fashion
Kid better watch it, looks like shotgun shells
September 9th, 2011
Come on, how han he do that? The blues don’t even match…
Papa Smur in real life!!!!
Cell phone in the pocket is a nice touch. Where’s he hiding the shot gun ?
It totally looks like he already has a mask on. Why is he looking at more ?
I see K-Fed is preggers again.
What out Spidey it’s Kraven the Hunter
*sorry old comic book villian*
Only in Kansas is white trash king!
Love the Lonely Island reference. “When a PYT passes by your tree do the Creep, ahhh, do the Creep!”
Nice foreground fake-out with the Spider-Man mask in order to capture the genuine POWM in the background. Too many would-be POWMs (and no doubt, Wal-Mart security) are getting wise to people wielding cell cams in the aisles.
Act like you’re taking a picture of the kid in the mask. Smooth.
You know I’ve been a creep since the day i was born, poppin’ out my momma like some kettle corn, yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin’, cause I came out clean — and i came out creepin’!
ACK, now I see how you can take a picture of someone without their noticing! Trouble is, I can’t get anyone to go into WalMart with me.
King Tut and Spidey…..yep, Halloween is coming soon.
my other comment up there
“watch out spidey”
not that it makes it any wittier, just spelling should count..sigh
“Nooooooo………….YOU do the creep……I don’t want to!!
What are those pants MADE of???
Hey. Your old friend Chester the Molestor is back.
looks like a card carrying member of NAMBLA to me…
Quick, Spider-Man…..put a web around this creep and keep him away from the rest of the shoppers.
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket…or are you just happy to see me?
Kinda looks like Jar Jar Binks
He is wearing the chain that goes to the big nerf guns lol. My kids have a couple of them he’s prolly looking for the darts that go in it, but he is very creepy. WTF is under his shirt?! and what’s with the pastel out of the 70′s blue pants.
Green mint pants an blue shirt what yer children psycho
i got dibbs on that hot piece
And to think that this guy was the fastest swimmer.
Oh look the new Thor action figures are out. I wonder how many kids i can trick into my 1970s van with those.
As ugly as that thing is, let’s hope he doesn’t reproduce and make more.
THOSE SHELLS LOOK LIKE HAIR, HES LIKE RICK JAMES BITCH! (shotgun edition)
Devil w/ a Blue Dress
I’m pretty sure the guy in blue is already on a “special” website that he was court ordered to “register” on for the rest of his life.
September 10th, 2011
Bob Hope's Ghost
♫well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a ladies man, no time to talk♫
random acts of lunacy
Rambo! Watch out! You’ve got some competition………..in the creeper department that is……
Shot gun shells in a row…………….is this some kind of new trend in gangsta jewelry? I’m pretty sure this guy isn’t getting laid no matter what he wears around his neck!
The conversation: “Okay, you stand there with the Spiderman mask, and I’ll pretend like I’m taking a pic of YOU.” Now that walmart has the halloween costumes out, I wanna see someone in a mask or crazy wig next to all the freaks.
I think that is Quadafi… hiding out in a walmart… the hair, the patches, the gun shells…. call the CIA
If Goofy from Disney turned into a non-cartoon human, that is what he’d look like.
Is that a real fanny pack?
September 12th, 2011
I didn’t have time to read every comment but I am the only one who suspects this is a really good fake? I mean, his belly looks like it’s been padded. It just doesn’t seem real. Although… Reality is stranger than fiction, especially at Walmart!!!
get your legs flexin and your arms T-rexin.
run fast and run far little boy…. i wonder if his spidey sense is “tingling”
September 15th, 2011
There just HAS TO BE a kid being held against their will in his basement lol
pootie tangs little brother dootie tang
September 16th, 2011
Makes me think of Team Fortress for some reason. >.<
September 29th, 2011
Oh come on you guys am I thee only one that noticed the spider man in front of him… Its halloween.. i highly doubt thats how he dresses every other day of the year
October 31st, 2011
September 26th, 2012
I will tell you this guy is real! I used to work at this Wal-Mart, and he came in every Saturday morning and bought toys, and fishing eqyipment. He would then go to local parks and give them away to little kids! King Creeper!
April 11th, 2014