I’m putting this out there right now, how much money would it take to get you to lick that?
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looks like he has a pet beaver on his head
September 12th, 2011
There isn’t enough money….
I remember that popular hair-do…The Beehive…but I remember it being taller…maybe his fell down!!!
Fossilized, petrified hair…..scissors! Quick! And watch out for crawly things!
There isn’t an amount of currency in this world worth gonorrhea of the throat, my friend. GUH-ROSS!!!
There’s this little invention that’s been around for quite some time. You can even find them at WalMart. It’s called a “brush”. Ever hear of it?
Seriously, I don’t think even rats would move into that nest!
Minimum, 6 figures, borderline 7.
How many times do I have to lick?
Tip of tongue or Dog lap?
There is just NOT enough money on the planet… Besides, WTH is that?! Ick!
That is the first time I’ve ever seen a beaver skin hat quite like that.
His Beehive needs viagra.
Why would anyone even think about licking that? Looks like a dead raccoons tail….
Maybe they don’t have hair care products at his Walmart.
I dont think a brush would help at this point. I think he needs some sheep sheers. And then some shampoo and a lot of conditioner.
Is that a dead raccoon?
I’ll do it for 1.00…looks chock full of vitamins!
TL – You have either researched the requirements thoroughly or done this before….????
Frightened Yet Intrigued
Fur babushkas are ALL the rage in Paris this year…(Paris, Kentucky, that is…)
Do I still get the money if I vomit afterwards?
That Rasta is Nasta
YAK! I think I just threw up in my mouth! You KNOW you wanna run (try) your fingers through it! LOL
You gotta love the I’m to busy smoking dope to wash or brush my hair, Rastafari look.
Wouldn’t even do it for a klondike bar
Looks like a beaver got lost in his hair!
Um, Excuse me sir. WE don’t allow racoons in our store. Um, NO there isn’t enough money for THAT.
That cannot be comfortable at all. I think we should take bets on how much that thing weighs.
People ask him where he bought his “hat” from.
Three words: Dis. Gust. Ing.
That would depend on how badly I needed some of that sh*t he’s been smokin’..
What the hell is that? It looks like some sort of creature from bar in the original Star Wars movie
perhaps we should be glad this isn’t smell-o-vision or scratch & sniff….can u imagine how bad that smells?
I’m sorry I have no understanding of dreds or matted hairstyles, but that has got to itch something fierce! Imagine all the bacteria growing in that thing. Enough to make me want to shave my head and go bald.
what would you do for a klondike bar
At least his clothes are clean!!
Speaking of tongue and lick. It kinda looks like a Gene Simmons tongue. I bet old dude is a Kiss fan. Call Shannon Tweed maybe she’ll lick it!
Island of Dr Moreau escapee
I’d set a lit match to it but I think the thick dark smoke would envelope half the store before the fire would consume that disaster!
Judging by his nice clean clothes, he could do something about that but is choosing to wear it like that. I don’t understand people like that. That’s so disgusting!
he has a built in pillow…..can you imagine what that smells like? ewwww
Look all!! Black Gandolf!!!
he’s an alien!!! THE BROOD!
Lick a hair tumor? About $10,000. I’m broke, give me a break.
I wouldn’t get close to that thing, not knowing what might be hiding in it.
Oh that is nasty! You just know that he has bugs eating away at his scalp! There’s no way you can keep that matted mess clean. You find a dog all matter up like this and you shave it. This is terrible.
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
Even though her face is blurred you can just tell the look on the cashiers face lol..lookin like she smelled something really bad..and she did!!
How much would you pay me to keep from puking?
good god…. at least 3 million
“Wynonna loved her big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time…” Wait…that’s a guy!
Can i put a rubber on my tongue first??
BUZZ DEEZ NUTZ
Always remember to flush the toilet before giving someone a swirly.
I need new glasses I suppose because I cant tell if thats a hat or hair?
I have had a hairdresser tell me that when she gets a customer with out of control dreds tell me that they have to shave this outside due to bugs that are usuallu hiding in the mess getting in the shop she one time she had to do this and there were roaches living in it now how gross is that
I’ll lick it, (With a weed eater)
Dave never fully recovered after losing out on being cast in the off-broadway production of “Alien”
Hair? I can’t see anything but that layer of moss and lichens growing on his head. How much money? Am I allowed to gargle with Lysol before and after? If so, I’d do it for whatever the current PowerBall jackpot is.
I heard Sigourney Weaver turned down the new “Alien” movie…
I saw a tv show once where someone had a head full of nastiness like this. They took a few snips of hair samples to a lab & when it came back- it showed that it was full of all kinds of different bacteria- they said that a public toilet had less germs. *BLECH!* To think that they lay their head on a pillow at night & let their face get all on it… It’s just SICK!! I dig some nice, well kept dreds- but this is wretched!
times are tough, mid to high 4 figures.
Omg how many licks does it take to get to the center of that??
lol, gross you guys
DO THE MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY do you think they know how stupid that is
If you were to cut that thing open we may be able to finally find Jimmy Hoffa.
I’ll lick it for ten .. thousand
This guy’s hair reminds me of those Animal Cops shows on Animal Planet …
What is with this latest crave to dare us to lick someones hair? I don’t see a connection at all. Touch, maybe; lick, no connection.
ok i can do this give me $30,000.00 and i will dog lap it one time i wont lie i need the cash so i can go back to school
Why waste your time with q bunch of dreadlocks when you can just have one huge one?
I Didn't do it!
I bet if you cut it open we will finally find Jimmy Hoffa!
Maybe it’s gotten to the point that scissors can’t cut it anymore.
Johnnie Morris, EWWW, I am DYING! Roaches in it?! 8-p *barfs*
I don’t have to imagine the smell. A woman with hair like that (but worse) used to shop at my Walmart. You could literally smell her stench from many isles away. It was like nothing I’ve ever smelled before and I hope I never have to smell it again. Barf-inducingly, wretchedly disgusting. However bad you’re imagining, just triple it. X-p People like that actually shouldn’t be allowed in stores, they are truly health hazards.
Wow…roadkill as a hair fashion statement….
Ewww….it looks like a rotting badger carcas.
Son of Sam's Club
roadkill is in style
Why don’t my comments show?
I just threw up a little.
It looks like a dead animal.
I saw an Animal Police Show on TV where a dog had been “neglected” and they knew this because his hair was matted….much like this guys! In the Dog’s case, they said it was lige threatening…..? And yet, this guy does it on his own free-will. Its amazing the Stupid choices made via Own Free-Will…….
How many licks does it take to get to the center of it?
WTF is it & why would anyone WANT to lick it?????????
lol sanitation man moss and lichens; I love it
WTH is that?! So many questions! I wonder if this person is a hoarder, if he has a job, if he has plumbing that works, if he’s EVER had a haircut, if he lost his medication, etc. Doesnt he see people staring at him???
September 13th, 2011
thats not a beehive – its a fleahive
There isn’t enough money (or tequila) on the planet to get me near that thing.
It’s a wildlife preserve for bacteria!
Wherever that guy lays down, he already has a pillow.
Any five-figure sum. Will probably taste like ear wax and bong water.
How does a human even grow something that looks like that?!
$1,500 i lick it once and you got a deal. i will start at the top and go down to the bottom.
I sure hope that he was buying a Flea & Tick Collar, because he seriously needs one with that health disaster brewing on his head.
@ PAW… good one… “fleahive”. Thats pretty funny!
there isn’t that much money
never forget the first time i saw that or the 6 bucks i left on the dresser.
Ten grand to lick it, 4 gallons of Listerine to rinse out my mouth and a few bottles of scotch to erase the memory.
September 14th, 2011
First of all… what is it? Second…. There probably something living in there and third….. NO !!!
What the ????
I’ve seen lots of mullets, but never a mudflap.
September 15th, 2011
Stop. you’re givin’ me a chubby!
Hey Squirrel if your looking for “nuts” you probably wont find any……………….besides weren’t you killed in ice age 3?
Sure I’ll lick it……with a flame!
needless to say pretty sure the person who took this pixr & posted must have a shit load of skelotons & problems! bet u didnt get to meet MY FATHER IN LAW! that man there is a Veteran & hard workin man that retired from a decent job! The person who took this pixr must like to judge a book by its cover not to mention must be jealous person, miserable w/ urself! thank you for taking the time & effort to take a pixr of my humble amazing & BLESSED father-in-law! GOD BLESS YOU! Happy he caught ur attention, & if u would of took the time 2 meet him he would of blew ur mind away! BTW that hair IS PRICELESS, don’t hate!
needless to say pretty sure the person who took this pixr & posted must have a shit load of skeletons & problems! bet u didnt get to meet MY FATHER IN LAW! that man there is a Veteran & hard workin man that retired from a decent job! The person who took this pixr must like to judge a book by its cover not to mention must be jealous person, miserable w/ urself! thank you for taking the time & effort to take a pixr of my humble amazing & BLESSED father-in-law! GOD BLESS YOU! Happy he caught ur attention, & if u would of took the time 2 meet him he would of blew ur mind away! BTW that hair IS PRICELESS, don’t hate!
when i first looked at this, i didn’t really give it a second glance, but the caption totally made it worth it, that and 90-some comments!!!
ok, here’s the real question for ya… how much would you pay to NOT have to lick it???
September 16th, 2011
Wow! Got Bush?? Im sure the Jackass guys wuld do it for Free! Can u imagine weeman covering his body in that sh!t!! Knoxville rules!!
Sure, whatever, Melissa: now go take your meds, take a deep breath, go have a lie-down and chill…
September 17th, 2011
It’s ok, Melissa. Calm down, take your meds and lie down for a while…..it’ll be ok.
What the hell crawled on top her head and died?
September 20th, 2011
Lick it? I have officially gone blind and i am throwing up.
like….a full on lick or just a tounge touch? important question being asked here.
September 22nd, 2011
Even if his hair had enough moister to keep me alive when there’s no water on EARTH I wouldn’t lick that!
September 25th, 2011
Well, i’ll say if you give me 100trillion dollars, i’ll do it.
September 26th, 2011
September 28th, 2011
I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I ask….what the hell is that?
September 29th, 2011
Call 911 a groundhog swallowed that guys head
October 6th, 2011
This is obviously a martian female. The structure you see emerging from the posterior of the head is a dorsal lung sac, which erects when they are in musth, to attract the male of the species. While in musth, it is inadvisable to lick the lung sac as the increase in hormonal levels will make the individual extremely aggressive and the glands near the lung sac will secrete, amongst other attractants, temporin. Temporin is extremely unpalatable and has been linked to horrible side effects, such as unwanted pregnancies in males. If the lung sac must absolutely be licked, it should occur immediately before musth, as is suggested in anecdotal literature, because the creature undergoes a ritual cleansing at this time.
October 8th, 2011
Ahhh it’s the swamp monster
Like WTF? Is that a Coon skin hat or just one big ass dreadlock?!
October 14th, 2011
OMG it’s the Alien from the Alien movies. Ok where’s some Jamaician dude we can say is the Predator?
October 25th, 2011
LICK IT????? What the F**K IS it?????
November 2nd, 2011
@ HONEYBADGER………… hahahahaha too funny man!!! That sh*t took a lot of thought! I appreciate that kind of humor!!! LMAO
There is not enough money in the world and I am dead ass broke right now.
November 29th, 2011
Enough to pay for the anti-biotics and therapy…….
December 12th, 2011
He is a true Rastafarian, they let their hair lock naturally sometimes it locks as one big lock or as many. But they have to be totally natural in the care of it. Don’t criticize what you dont know.
July 25th, 2012
GIRL WATCHER ISN’T SHITTING ANYONE. hIS TONGUE IS FULL OF HAIR.
December 14th, 2012