Well, to each their own I guess. Maybe it’s best to stick to those positions so the world doesn’t become an even dumber place.
Kentucky & Texas
57 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Kentucky, Profane Shirts, Texas
Do not wear anything out in public that you wouldn’t let your mom see
September 14th, 2011
Frightened Yet Intrigued
Sadly, wearing these t-shirts are the closest either of these dudes will ever get to the actual activities depicted on them.
Somehow an inverse relationship can be implied between advertising and desperation.
This is why I wish I lived in a “Leave It To Beaver” world. Real men didn’t have to be so crass. They had more respect for themselves and others.
How did was let our society degenerate so far that this kind of crass behavior is accepted and tolerated? Civility, decorum, morals…its all dying.
whoever makes those shirts is even more lame than those that wear them
The stick man on the shirt isn’t even anatomically correct. It looks like his, um, “stick” is coming out from the top of his knee!
@ ROB-L You mean it’s NOT on top of guys’ knees?
They both need to be at the end of a speculum. Major azzholes.
So true that at least they can’t procreate this way …. maybe some of the other people who pump out dozens of kids by dozens of fathers should try this a bit more often .. I know, it’s mean, but the gene pool is really cloudy these days
Looks like a little girl in pigtails on the black shirt. You had better believe I would complain to everyone in a walmart uniform about these guys. And I would also say something to the person wearing the shirt – I’ve done it before. Not like, angry or anything, to force them to feel indignant and proud, but rather I would let them know how it impacts me.
He is going to eat himself?
Bob Hope's Ghost
i have a couple shirts like these, they are in my closet with the tags still on them from when my friends gave them to me as gag gifts. They are funny when you open them, surrounded by a bunch of drunk friends, laughing having a good time. But other than that, wearing them makes you look like an idiot.
It’s not coming out of his knees. That’s her left arm. Look closer.
Wow, way to keep it classy, jackasses.
It’s a matter of perception. Look closer. What you saw as a stick is actually the females left arm. In her right hand is a much smaller stick.
Look at it this way-if these losers wear those kind of shirts around at least the smart women will have fair warning not to even bother getting to know them-easier to leave them for the trashy girls who have no respect for themselves. The nice women are spared the agony of wasting any of their time on that garbage!
Devil w/ a Blue Dress
The one on the right must think he’s a nutritionist since he’s giving diet advice. The one on the left must be a pedophile since the girl stick figure on his shirt has pigtails. Lovely. :-/
These shirts have bright graphics on them for the same reason Poison Dart Frogs & many venomous snakes have bright markings to serve as a “DANGER! DANGER! STAY AWAY!!!” signal!
Hahaha! We know 2 sets of parents who did not use any protection. Now ther’s more polution in the gene pool which makes it very difficult for the normal people who are trying to swim :/
For some reason this made me think of the new sit-com that is made for the gay audience, it’s called “Leave it, it’s beaver!”.
Kid: Mom, what does that man’s shirt say?
Mom: It says Desperate Loser, honey.
Both have “cranial rectosis” [chronic butt head syndrome] and need to do a very long stint on a work farm and be removed from society.
Another reminder that garbage is available in all colors.
Kid: What does that shirt say?
Mom: I will die a virgin.
It’s always the guys like this who you can be certain of 1 of 2 things: he’s advertising because he obviously doesn’t get laid much or (2) he’s got another tee-shirt which reads “Got crabs? Want some?”.
These two ‘guys’ ought to hook up, they will both get what they are looking for.
Son of Sam's Club
hopefully they’re both evolutionary dead ends
While I fully understand your reasoning, I’m a little torn about whether I agree or not. If the higher I.Q women are warned away that’s good. But if the “trash” hooks up with him and they have a kid we’re all screwed as a society.
I have to agree with the ones that say that looks like a little girl with pig-tails. Why isn’t this considered child pornography? I sincerely hope he has no daughters.
2 more fine examples of why I must blindfold my young child when I step into a Wal-mart.
Wow, low-class doesn’t even begin to describe this. Is there such a thing as a negative in the class department? Do these people have no respect for themselves or anyone else?
Is it wrong for me to say despite those shirts, I wouldn’t screw either one of them?
I hope both moms are big fans of POWM and see their disgusting sons here. Won’t they be so proud? NOT!!!
My 4 yr old nephew and I were in line behind and equally obsene shirt. I told the guy…”Thank you for robbing my nephew of his innocents by showing him porn. May I have your name so I can report you to that officer over there?”. He just flipped me off… ANOTHER thing my nephew hadn’t seen before.
Why am I reminded of Gielguds line in Arthur….”If I should start to die, please remove the hat”
Um, the caption made me almost DIE laughing that is so unbelievably true.
Great role model for your kids Natasha ~
September 15th, 2011
I have been struggling with both of those issues since I was 14 years old.
Kentucky and Texas…way to represent!
At least these guys are not gay!!!
That’s REALLY pushing it…totally crass & disgusting…
Again, not me.
Wow. This kind of T-shirt is tacky wherever you go (to say they least), but in Walmart, where you’ll be seen by the general public, including little kids? *SMH* That’s like me going to Walmart in a shirt that says “FREE HAND JOBS.”
Ok. Come on. Admit it. The one on the right is kind of funny.
@ Toeachhisown – Aw, poor thing. :~(
September 16th, 2011
That second t-shirt makes it look like he’s getting a blow jay from a labrador
September 17th, 2011
I believe those scanner things you walk through at the doors are deleting brain cells every time your walk through. And these two have been daily visitors since the store opened.
that one on the right. it looks like a pedophile’s t-shirt. as in the child is about to go down on the guy.
talk about a major EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
September 18th, 2011
we, the human race, are doomed.
September 19th, 2011
OMG! That’s totally inappropriate! What if little kids saw or read that! Mothers all over the world would find that disrespectful!! Give me a break!
If u want to wear those keep them at home not out in public people!
October 4th, 2011
@clobby – That is clearly a pekinese – look at the floppy ears. Less pedophilia and more like beastiality.
October 11th, 2011
So funny thing is…. My family hasn’t heard from my dad in years, didn’t know if he was even alive, and the picture to the left is my father!!!! And this shirt is ridiculous, he has 9 grandchildren and he wears nasty shirts like this, guess he think it looks better since it’s tucked in.. Is there anyway to find out what town this picture was taken in?
November 13th, 2011
I LOVE WALMART
The black guys shirt is awesome
November 19th, 2011
Two dumb fucks whose only sex has 4 fingers and a thumb.
December 14th, 2012