Stars & Bars



Oh thanks a lot you pasty white goblin, now what’s south of my belt will never rise again.

Texas

Rating: 3.1/5 (16 votes cast)

106 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Mike

    Best of Texas!

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    September 15th, 2011

  2. snovali

    do these people never look in a mirror before they go out? This is horrifying!

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    September 15th, 2011

  3. Tacos

    How many of you are still proud to be a “redneck” after seeing this creep?

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    September 15th, 2011

  4. O-H-I-O

    deep in the heart of texas *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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    September 15th, 2011

  5. Hillbilly

    There’s a big difference between ‘redneck’ and ‘white trash’.

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    September 15th, 2011

  6. bonnieblue

    Ain’t nuthin in the South gonna rise again after seein this mess!!!!

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    September 15th, 2011

  7. Mr. Know It All

    Maybe a little chubby around the middle, but otherwise OK. I givee her a 7 or 8

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    September 15th, 2011

  8. Helen Hevener

    Nope as long as she keeps that bathing suit on- the south will never rise again!!!!

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    September 15th, 2011

  9. Todd

    Its sad that the Rebel flag is the lest offensive part…

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    September 15th, 2011

  10. Helen Hevener

    As long as she keeps that bathing suit on- the South will never rise again!!!

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    September 15th, 2011

  11. Johnnie Morris

    Hey Fatty put the damn fod down for a secon and put some clothes on we shouldnt have to wear our sunglasses in walmart and tell the guy with his tongue in your ear as soon as you pay for some vagasil your getting a room but first things first

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    September 15th, 2011

  12. aimmee

    is she eating a cheeseburger while “Uncle Jed” wispers sweet nothings into her ear?????

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    September 15th, 2011

  13. Devil w/ a Blue Dress

    Everything is bigger in Texas.

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    September 15th, 2011

  14. Cat

    Good thing Bo Duke ain’t here, he might try to jump on in.

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    September 15th, 2011

  15. Jen

    Retired Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

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    September 15th, 2011

  16. Jd

    I would bang her still, stuff my bbc right in that white girl and she can bring home a black baby to her redneck daddy, lol.

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    September 15th, 2011

  17. Kyle the Ex-Cart Pusher

    This just beat my experience of witnessing a woman with a confederate flag purse.

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    September 15th, 2011

  18. Bored@work

    I’m from Texas and I love my state, but………

    Surely she’s here on vacation from Georgia or South Carolina or something, right? RIGHT?!? damn…..

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    September 15th, 2011

  19. JohnDavidMyself

    Excellent reason not to take the HPV vaccination.

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    September 15th, 2011

  20. Rock Wehrmann

    If they put floor-length mirrors beside the Wal-Mart entrance, do you think we’d see less of this?

    Me neither.

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    September 15th, 2011

  21. WhaWhat

    If Heaven is a lot like Dixie, I would rather soon stay home.

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    September 15th, 2011

  22. Fatdeaf1 (Paula)

    Gives new meaning to “Whistling ‘Dixie”

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    September 15th, 2011

  23. DCR12X2003

    i’ve heard of white power, but this is ridiculous

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    September 15th, 2011

  24. LST

    I have just one word; BARF!

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    September 15th, 2011

  25. Sir Hates Alot

    She’s white enough to make a cameo on True Blood.

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    September 15th, 2011

  26. Tiffany

    You know her boyfriend beats her. Just look at how he is grabbing her. He is prolly telling her that he is gonna kick her ass later. Hopefully its for wearing such an ugly outfit on such an ugly woman.

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    September 15th, 2011

  27. Mike Reiley

    DAMM
    Who put the dick in Dixie

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    September 15th, 2011

  28. Georgia girl

    at Bored@work she aint from here maybe Alabama but not Georgia!! the confederate flag aint real popular here well not in the part of Georgia im from

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    September 15th, 2011

  29. barnyard

    That aint Uncle Jed, thats her daddy whispering sweet nothings in her ear!
    “Hey Doll, gimme a bite of that sammich!”

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    September 15th, 2011

  30. AAA

    way down south in the land of Dick-See….

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    September 15th, 2011

  31. midnightguy

    Robert E Lee, Jeb Stuart and Stonewall Jackson are cringing in their graves. Maybe we should have just stayed in the Union after all. Yikes

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    September 15th, 2011

  32. Frightened Yet Intrigued

    Cletus is whispering “Hey baby, stick ya gut out a little more, we gon’ end up on People of WalMart this time!!”

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    September 15th, 2011

  33. Fly on the Wall

    Too thin to be from Alabama.

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    September 15th, 2011

  34. montanamama

    Thats a big dip if chew she is puttin in her lip!!

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    September 15th, 2011

  35. montanamama

    Thats a big dip of chew she is puttin in her lip!!l

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    September 15th, 2011

  36. LOVEEMLARGE

    All ya’ll can kiss my redneck ass!!! This is an all natural beautiful woman!!
    aint nothing fake about her not even a fake tan. to be that pale means she is a pure whitie. I’d eat her while she eats that sammich then i’d hit it soo hard her mama could feel it !!!!

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    September 15th, 2011

  37. MAC

    Walmart seriously needs a dress code.

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    September 15th, 2011

  38. K-Dog

    I’m surprised she’s wearing shoes.

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    September 15th, 2011

  39. just wow!

    Excuse me miss your mobile home is double parked.

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    September 15th, 2011

  40. girl watcher

    X marks the spot

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    September 15th, 2011

  41. Brad76

    Better her in that than some back-titty 400lb walrus that we normally see.

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    September 15th, 2011

  42. ILive@Wallyworld

    I’m proud to be a young Southern woman, but it’s people like this chick who give us Southerners a bad name! Grrrrrrrr……

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    September 15th, 2011

  43. ILive@Wallyworld

    Actually, I have a Dixie Flag necklace, textbook covers, bathing suit (& yes, i actually am in bathing suit shape XD), even my student ID lanyard is Dixie Flag print…

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    September 15th, 2011

  44. BB

    I love how just because a woman isn’t anorexic or bulimic, people bash her as fat. Sheesh…

    She has a bit of meat on the bones, but that is far sexier than a chick who is skin, bones and fake boobs. Ugh!

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    September 15th, 2011

  45. sam

    Gov. Perry’s wife.

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    September 15th, 2011

  46. DXE SUX

    The Smoking Gun Presents: Most Tackiest Dressers.

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    September 15th, 2011

  47. Chris

    Let’s say she owns a little shop or store and a large 400 pound man wearing a speedo with the same print came in to buy something, she would complain right ?

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    September 15th, 2011

  48. toeachhisown

    Her boyfriend is whispering to her:

    “Hey babe, don’t look now but somun’s takin’ yer pitchur. Prolly fer that thar “BeachCreeps” website. Twat you say? It’s defunct? That’s a goldern shame!”

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    September 15th, 2011

  49. rufus

    The South is gonna do it again. . . with her father and brother.

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    September 15th, 2011

  50. steve

    After seeing this, my south may never rise again.

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    September 15th, 2011

  51. Lucie

    Wow.

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    September 15th, 2011

  52. Kevin

    Looks like someone stuffed a pig into a bathing suit…

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    September 15th, 2011

  53. girl watcher

    @ JD

    You go JD!! :)

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    September 15th, 2011

  54. ILive@Wallyworld

    I don’t think she’s fat per se, she just needs to get in shape. It’s not so much her size people are repulsed @, it’s the fact that she has crammed herself into a bathing suit that’s too small & not figure flattering. Put a nice swimdress bathing suit on her & she would look beach-chic.

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    September 15th, 2011

  55. LeRoy

    @ ILive@Wallyworld

    Are you that young that you don’t know what that flag means? Or is it so bad that you DO know what it stands for?

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    September 15th, 2011

  56. Max

    How is Rick Perry going to win the GOP nomination when his campaign director is spending time chowing down at Wal-Mart?

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    September 15th, 2011

  57. Loosiana Girl

    I’ll say it again “Walmart is not the beach!!”

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    September 15th, 2011

  58. Roy

    @ILIVE@WALLYWORLD Geezz don’t suggest a swim dress for fat-ish women. RUNNING4COVER will bite your head off.
    She’s sensitive about her big butt in a swim dress.

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    September 15th, 2011

  59. Tracey

    @ O-H-I-O I think she may have a case of the Clap…..

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    September 15th, 2011

  60. cableguy1000

    Maybe thats a pimp whispering in her ear.

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    September 15th, 2011

  61. wagnis

    Is it me or does she look photoshopped?

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    September 15th, 2011

  62. PPLWATCHER

    Hey, Dixie Chick – underwear goes UNDER your clothes! Thought you’d like to know, since you don’t seem to have had any home training.

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    September 15th, 2011

  63. Mork

    Is she is taking a “dip” of chewin’ tobacco???

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    September 15th, 2011

  64. IUjock1974

    That is so fu**ing repulsive.

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    September 15th, 2011

  65. Chris

    I’d do her

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    September 15th, 2011

  66. jinxie

    Miss Trailer Park Trash 2011. All that’s missing is her Budweiser crown.

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    September 16th, 2011

  67. Riv

    Of COURSE you just HAD TO include the feet of the faggot malesandalwearer. If it were a girl (which any “male” who wears sandals is) then you would have cropped it out of the picture.

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    September 16th, 2011

  68. 10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag

    Riv, you sure come off as a homo in denial. Find another corner of your closet to shit in undercover homo.

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    September 16th, 2011

  69. 10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag

    It is very possible Jesus also wore sandals. Was Jesus a fag? Yet another sign you are a total cumdart.

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    September 16th, 2011

  70. Lovethemclassy

    Hmmmm… If you like trailer trash you will do her… Fat, Ugly, no class, for sure did not finish high school, College is just a word with out meaning for a “woman” like this… Seriously? Well, I guess even spices like this has the right to be on earth… Just please be merciful to the rest!

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    September 16th, 2011

  71. Bloodhoundgang

    I’m glad I’m not in Dixie
    Hooray! Hooray!

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    September 16th, 2011

  72. RIV

    @10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag

    YES I am but keep it quiet!

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    September 16th, 2011

  73. Talk about rocking the BEER GUT……love the bathing suit though…should be call stars and guts

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    September 16th, 2011

  74. James

    She doesn’t look all that bad – little bit of extra padding perhaps, but all the better to have something to hang on to. She could stand to spend a wee bit more time in the sun. But, that bathing suit IS much too small for her.

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    September 16th, 2011

  75. mixerman

    Somebody please swat that cupcake out of her mouth!

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    September 16th, 2011

  76. Barb

    To be honest, it’s refreshing to see what NORMAL SKIN looks like. I’m sick of the orange oompa loompas and girls who are tanned to look like they’ve spent the last 4 months in Sub-Saharan Africa.

    Her outfit on the other hand….

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    September 16th, 2011

  77. Cheeky in Canada

    For the love of the flag and everything holy someone please call greenpeace. No one authorized the use of walmart for a beluga exhibit nor did anyone contact the proper governments for the dismantlement of their flag.

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    September 16th, 2011

  78. Nashville P*ssy!

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    September 16th, 2011

  79. CJ

    Disgusting, enough said.

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    September 16th, 2011

  80. Barker60

    Yep, a Confederate flag 2-piece, tats, a pot belly, gobbling a Moonpie. All she needs is an RC to truly become a representitive “Belle of the New South.” With folks like her leading the way, the South will never rise again, just go into convulsions and croak…..

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    September 16th, 2011

  81. caden

    rebel without a cause

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    September 16th, 2011

  82. Riv

    @10 pounds in a 5 pound bag

    Keep telling yourself that as you clop around in flip flops, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, you malesandalwearing sweet boy and I hope that every fag in the country follows after your lovely little tail as you lift your foot and wiggle your toe……….asswipe.

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    September 17th, 2011

  83. 10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag

    @ Riv

    True, I am gay but then again all us malesandalwearers are fags.

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    September 17th, 2011

  84. RIV

    Jesus didn’t wear sandals. Jesus was a man. God Hates Malesandalwearers

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    September 17th, 2011

  85. TEN POUNDS IN A FIVE POUND BAG

    Yes, I’m gay but then again all of we malesandalwearers are fags.

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    September 17th, 2011

  86. James

    You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.

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    September 17th, 2011

  87. Maru

    This could be worse, she’s not too overweight. It is the too-tight rebel flag swimsuit that really in the clincher on this one.

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    September 17th, 2011

  88. Retina Burn

    I bet the curtains DO match the drapes! I bet her trailer has rebel flags in EVERY window! & A shower curtain to match!

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    September 18th, 2011

  89. MATT DAHN

    @ RIV JESUS WAS A FAG TOO. I SAW HIS MOVIE BACK IN HE 80′S.

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    September 18th, 2011

  90. Skank!

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    September 19th, 2011

  91. I know her

    Man, I know that piece of redneck trash! That tattoo on her arm – it’s the world’s ugliest tattoo done by someone at a tattoo convention. This is one of her better outfits, believe me. She’s from California and lives by leaching off of other people. Not unlike a lamprey.

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    September 20th, 2011

  92. Obviously the nightly entertainment at the weekly Klan rally!

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    September 20th, 2011

  93. Me

    Honestly, that might be the funniest caption I have seen on this website!

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    September 20th, 2011

  94. The sad thing is...

    I know a guy who would be VERY into her…especially over the too-small two-piece. And he would tell her she looks SEXY in it! *facepalm*

    But then again, said guy is no prize catch himself…

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    September 20th, 2011

  95. Bill

    I read an article yesterday about how sperm banks are now turning away “gingers” as not as many people want to have red headed children anymore. I thought that was downright rude…until I saw this picture anyway!

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    September 20th, 2011

  96. I know her

    @Bill – As stated above I know this piece of ((delete)) and that is not real red hair.

    She saw my red hair, the next day she dyed hers red.

    Now I’m a blonde.

    BTW, she has no front teeth.

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    September 21st, 2011

  97. Retina Burn

    @ I Know Her – “has no front teeth”…. that really isnt a surprise.

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    September 24th, 2011

  98. I Know Her

    @ Retina Burn – Good one!

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    September 25th, 2011

  99. I Know Her

    Oh, she also has a gunt which she is hiding within that bathing suit bottom.

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    September 25th, 2011

  100. The Goggles don't work

    Her Native American name is “Beluga Whale who Walks”

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    September 26th, 2011

  101. Michele

    That’s freakin awesome!

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    September 26th, 2011

  102. Donna-1

    Aren’t we having re-runs here? C’mon — I know there are still plenty of novice Walmart Freaks running around. Get busy!

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    September 27th, 2011

  103. woops

    I just wish she was holding a Keystone light…..then this pic would be Marvelous!!!!!!!!!

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    October 10th, 2011

  104. bart

    Thats NOT the stars and bars!

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    October 14th, 2011

  105. Germaphobe

    “Deep in the heart of Texas”

    *clap, clap, clap*

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    October 18th, 2011

  106. Smithyy

    I’ve only got one thing to say about this, I’m blind forever now PUT ON SOME PANTS YA BIG HICK!!!!!

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    October 19th, 2011

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