This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.
149 Comments | In: Oklahoma, Walmart Fashion
October 4th, 2009
anne marie in philly
dude is old enough to know better…perhaps that’s why he is shopping alone…who would WANT to be seen with him!?!
At least the shoes tie it all together
“Sir, your unicorn is parked in a handicap zone; you’re gonna hafta move it immediately.”
Wait, is that Pat Morita? I knew he wasn’t dead!
wonder if Bozo breached his contract by going out without the matching wig?!
OMG, even his shoes match!
Effort – 10
Execution – 10
Style – 0
The circus must be in town. Either that or there’s an Easter Bunny convention.
My guess is that he bought some Lucky Charms, PEZ, and Gummi-Bears…
Camouflage… WalMart style!
Heavy, far out and solid, man!
I like the way the shirt sleeves are rolled with such precision. I think he’s headed for a love-in at A.G. Edwards.
That is just bad!
He’s Plan 9 From Outer space bad…………….so bad he’s actually good !
I haven’t seen anything like this since I was a kid and my poodle ate my 64 Count Crayola Crayon Box With Sharpner………..and regurgitated it on our deep shag carpet the next morning.
that LITERALLY is my dad. hah.. and he lives in Branson, so this picture was taken in Missouri.
Something tells me he has Walmart Paint Ball Stains Remover in his bag……
I think they just shut up the, “The new pics don’t show true Walmart freaks, the old pics were better, the new ones are just people dressed in regular clothes”.
How dare you mock General Starburst! He’s a veteran of not one but two candy wars. If it weren’t for him none of us would enjoy sugary sweet candy that squirts in our mouths. Salute this man and then drop and give him 20 maggots!
Ah, so that’s who spawned all the Rainbow Brite kids. Thanks for killing another childhood memory.
Color Me FREE!!!!! Yep I used to have to please the general public while I was a working fool! I have worn suits, uniforms, and approved casual sports outfits! But guess what? I am a retired FREE soul exiting this earth! I am dressing to please ME. Not indecently exposed or any nasty or political or SEXUAL statements! This guy is a very colorful person. Most of them are in pain and dress basic dark drab colors! BRAVO for decent colorful clothing! To associate this with a sexual connotations is BAD! I know why you signed UNKNOWN… ashamed of the words you wrote!
Grateful Dead gone wrong.
The worst paint ball player in the world……..
His pick up line must be, “wanna taste the rainbow”.
Horky the living Spoodge
SOMEONE’s stuck in the 60′s… and with clothes like those, it’s the last time he ever felt a woman’s touch.
Somebody call the police I want this man charged with ocular assault!
finally, a funny picture!
True life fashionista! 10 Bucks says his shopping bags are filled with gold Hanukkah coins and Paula Dean brand mixing pots!
Mr. Miyagi joined the circus?!
” Hey sweetie !! …wanna taste the rainbow ???
I like this guy’s style!
Grandpa and the Amazing Technicolor Cabana Outfit
David (From Texas)
This is a PRIME example of why….Men should NEVER ever do the laundry.
Buzz is clearly high.
“Color me FREE”??? Didn’t you mean “Color me STONED”? Crackin’ me up with the “ashamed” business … because we all know, had this person signed what STATE the picture was taken in, we would have known exactly who they were. Excuse me while I roll my eyes & point & laugh. And while I’m busy doing that, why don’t you go smoke another fat one?
Is it just me, or does he have a goatee that’s dyed a faded rainbow pattern as well? (Could just be me, his chin area is really blurry…)
About the only way this could be made better is if he had a rainbow fedora with a massive peacock feather.
Nice bowling shoes Mr. Miyagi.
Come on now Rainbow Brights Pimp has to do the shopping now?
Who would dress like this in public?? Wait, who would even dress like this at home!!?
OMG Geekers you’re right!
if i had no choice but to wear that outfit id shop online, not walk out of the house!!! he does look like pat morita lol
How many flavors are in YOUR sno-cone?
Hey Mr.Miyagi fall in to a melted bag of skittles
to: mr buzz is clearly high
don’t knock weed, some of the stuck-up tightasses who comment here could use some
Am I the only one with a sudden urge to sing the lyrics to “The Candy Man Can”!??? (heck, I may be the only one old enough to KNOW it outside of horror movies hahaha)
The rainbow was drunk.
It looks like he tasted the rainbow . . . and thew it back up!
wavy gravy lives
Connie – as a fan of Sammy Davis Jr I know the song well.
I’m sure my comment will be hidden due to low rating. However, Dear Mr. Hippie – yes, the music of the 60s was cool – most of it. Sadly, the fashions sucked. At least upgrade to disco wear. A skin tight polyester pantsuit and a medallion the size of a grapefruit would be preferable to this. (Or any of the baggy jeans styles prefered by today’s youth for that matter. 99.9% of women prefer a man dressed like one of the Bee Gees to someone letting three inches of his dirty boxer shorts show.)
Also acid is bad for you, okay?
This picture is from Oklahoma. That dude entertains at a local IHOP every weekend by making balloon animals.
Colonel Sanders tripping BALLS
Colonel Sanders in the sky with diamonds.
One says it’s DAD from MISSOURI.
Another says it’s the Balloon Man from OKLAHOMA.
I’m getting scared. That means this might actually be an OUTFIT. There could be MORE!
Dang, where’s my sunglasses?
I’m glad I have my sunglasses on, to shield my eyes from the spectacle that is this man’s outfit.
I hate color week, eh?
“Salute this man and then drop and give him 20 maggots!”
Why would I want to give him 20 maggots?
Sure he’s dressed pretty wild, but no mullet hairdon’t, and he is wearikng clothes with no box cutter slashes. If I saw him on the street (or at my local Walmart), I’d go up and shake his hand.
I like this guy. It may not be my taste but, when I look at this picture, I can’t see him having any road rage issues. We need a few more people who can enjoy the simple things in life…even if some of those choices cause temporary blindness to those within a 3 isle radius.
IS THIS RAINBOW BRIGHTS HUBBY???
Looks like he had a really bad accident with some Hi-Lighters!!
Haha, love the caption.
I think he’s permanently stuck in Woodstock, in his mind anyway. LSD is one hell of a drug….
Buster’s comments are by far the best!
Cavin is that you …….
Cavin is that you ….
I envy the color blind. It’s like having a psychedelic nightmare.
A Martha Stewart craft project gone a-wry!
I took a picture of the same guy on the same night..my friends suggested i upload it to this website but someone beat me to the punch!! haha….it was at a walmart in tulsa,ok……here is my pic of him http://yfrog.com/7hwalmartcj
The Dancing Bears
Phish must be in town bring on the druuuugzzz
Aww, I think he’s kinda cute. He’s minding his own business, not hurting anybody, and he’s fully dressed. Leave the little Technicolor Day-Glo Methuselah alone! Then when you get to be his age, maybe younger folks will leave you be to do what you want to do at that ripe old age, too – should you live so long, God bless ya!
Thankfully it’s Oklahoma, not Illinois. For a minute there I thought Bun E. Carlos had gone nuts.
I feel like my eyes were just raped!
October 5th, 2009
Skittles . . . . .
“taste the rainbow”
This is another reason why I have GOT to stop eating LSD for breakfast..
DARN IT GRANDPA!!! I told you to stop playing with my paintball gun when you’re drunk!!
If the saying you are what you eat is true then this guy took the skittles slogan way too seriously and tasted one too many rainbows! YIKES!
We shouldn’t pick on him though, he was probably in a terrible tie dying accident and he was the only hippie to survive….
“Sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles” We have to be honest with ourselves: isn’t that something many of us would love to experience?! So this is what you’d look like afterwards. I’d be willing to pay such a price…
WORST FREAKIN CAPTION WVER WOW WHO YOU WROTE THAT NEEDS 2 HANG IT UP THEY NEED 2 HAVE JAMBY START DOING CAPTIONS
If the picture had been taken in CA, maybe I would understand… but in OK??? They are waiting for him at the parking lot with torches in hand.
Yeah man! I promise, your outfit looks really good. You can trust me…I’m your friend. I wouldn’t steer you wrong would I?
Ever wonder where Skittles come from? This guy shits ‘em. He’s the official “Skittles Shitter”.
Dude, that hit of acid you took in ’69 really did give dain bramage.
So this is what happened to rainbow hair guy with “John 3:16″ signs behind home plate at every televised baseball game in the 70′s and 80′s.
It’s like a rainbow threw up on him!
this guy is a clown that works in tulsa he makes ballon animals for all the little kids and he does it all for special needs. so be nice
That looks EXACTLY like my Dad too. Could totally be him.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this dude selling animal balloons at the IHOP in Tulsa.
I don’t want to steal his thunder or anything, but that’s me walking behind him. I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty pumped right now.
Hey it’s Burl Ives having a holly jolly tie dyed christmas at walleyworld.
Those tye-dye kits are onsale in the fabric dept… 7 bucks.. he hooked it up.. now he can walk around with the sunshine all around him in winter.
This reminds me of when my daughter mixes up her playdoh into one giant rainbow colored ball of crap….this guy tapped that resource and is wearing it…..stay out of my garbage Mr. Miagi.
It looks like Colonel Sanders got his whites mixed with his colours in the wash.
Why? What makes people wake up and say, “Gee, let’s dress like a dork today. That should look cool!”
Where do you even buy something like this (and NO, it’s not WalMart, they sell better than this)?
He’s a balloon artist and has a truck that matches. He goes around IHOP on the weekends making balloon animals for the kids. Very nice guy
Is this what a love child from a bag of skittles and M:Ms looks like??
I TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IT WAS TAKEN IN TULSA OKLAHOMA AND YES HIS BEARD IS COLORED AS A RAINBOW!
This guy makes balloon animals at this IHOP on Lewis Ave in Tulsa. So if you want to see him in person go to IHOP on a Sat morn.
Are you absolutely SURE this wasn’t taken in California?
October 6th, 2009
Dude don’t look now but Walt Disney just puked ALL over you.
Once the candy king of the world, Willy Wonka clearly has fallen on hard times.
He dresses like this and makes balloon animals? CHESTER!
I really hope this ensemble is custom made…..
Wouldn’t you just die if you’d worn your technicolour tracksuit with matching shoes and beard on the same day. Wouldn’t you just look so silly??!!
Dude, it is the balloon clown from Tulsa. We were eating breakfast in ihop on the day after valentines day and he was there making balloons for everyone. Funny to find him here, he is probably just shopping for clown supplies. Some cracked out freaky meth looking dude of a clown, though@
October 7th, 2009
Haha was this wal mart in Muskogee??? I have seen this guy numerous times at my old job on the turnpike…his car is tie dye too….lolol he does balloon art or shapes balloons into animals and sponge bob and shit for childrens birthday parties….I can’t believe he’s on here…but all in all he’s actually a nice guy.
“My grandkids thought it would be a great idea to cover my clothes in fruit rollups- I’ll let them eat it when it starts getting sticky.”
i have seen this guy in tulsa! he was making balloon animals at my company picnic… honest to God!
I actually saw this guy in the walmart at 68th an Memorial in Tulsa, Oklahoma just last week. His beard is matching to his clothes.
I was in Tulsa for a concert, the next morning we went to breakfast at the local IHOP and this guy went from table to table making balloon animals! NO JOKE he made me a lady bug bracelet!
You know this outfit wasn’t an accident – the shoes were made to match. Dude, what were you thinking when you got dressed?
I AM ABSOLUTLY SURE IT WAS NOT TAKEN IN CALIFORNIA I KNOW WERE I TOOK IT ! IT WAS TAKEN IN TULSA OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is.. is his goatee rainbow-dyed to MATCH?!
Because, if so, that is just glorious.
October 8th, 2009
is this in stillwater?
Doug in Montana
Is that Wilford Brimley?
I just don’t believe this one. I don’t mean the style (though…)
I think someone was playing with a paint program! the shoes..lined up even. Come on…it was fun until I looked down and then it’s just bull.
October 9th, 2009
What kind of store do you buy outfits like that in?
This guy actually ties balloons and stuff for kids. That is his outfit for enertaining them. Look at his goatee. It too is painted up.
You know when you where in kindergarten and the teacher shaved the color crayons on wax paper and ironed it . And this guys buying more.
October 10th, 2009
Laurie the Red
I knew there was more going on between Mr. Myagi and the Karate Kid!
Clowns Need to Shop too
I’ve actually met this guy, he’s really nice. He works as a face painter helping out little kids- I guess he needed to shop a bit.
oh my!…. is his beard dyed too? wow im not sure what to say to this
October 11th, 2009
Bet the clown he mugged is laying unconscious in an ally somewhere.
Is that Mr. Miyagi?
I saw this guy in IHOP the other day making balloons for the kids. So we’ve got a wal-ebrity / chomo on our hands here…
October 12th, 2009
wow i love oklahoma xD
Omg I KNOW that guy! He goes to IHOP every Sunday and makes balloon animals for kids! Every single time I go, I see him. Very creepy guy…
October 13th, 2009
COLOR ME BAD CO CO COLOR ME BAD BAD BAD
HAHAHAHA COLOR ME BAD IS A TUNE LOVE THE WAY Y’ALL INTEGRATED IT LOL WALKING RAINBOW
If Thats What He’s Wearing… I Wonder What He Bought!
October 17th, 2009
Kinda looks like Walt disney threw up on him
I want to know WHERE he found those shoes??
October 18th, 2009
Mr Miyagi’s been ghetto tagged
October 19th, 2009
Never before have I been so proud to say I am an Oklahoman.
Daniel Son…. I teach you Karate…………..not Fashion…
October 23rd, 2009
HELLO its really me!! the only coloured man in oklahoma ,Wow you never know whos gonna see ya ! glad GOD likes me .
HA HA I LOVE ALL THESE COMMENTS !!! meet me at ihop 71st and lewis sat and sunday morns 9am-2 pm ,free balloons to all children under 11 , ill be there in full colour ! bring your camera …blessings
October 24th, 2009
Can’t miss him!!!!
We had a guy playing in a golf tournament last year at the golf course I work at, and he had a shirt JUST like this, only it was slightly more subtle in pastel. We called him “sherbet.”
October 27th, 2009
Is that Mr. Miagi?
November 2nd, 2009
“Chase The Skittbow” !!!
November 6th, 2009
Even the shoes are tie dyed… hehe. Now that’s dedication to a unworthy trend.
From that pic, anyway, he looks like Bun E. Carlos, drummer for Cheap Trick. The face, anyway. Not the clothes.
November 8th, 2009
You know what’s sad is that I actually know this guy! He’s a school teacher and his name is Mr. Pitchlynn. David Pitchlynn to be exact. XD
November 10th, 2009
Hey, that’s the balloon man from I-Hop in Tulsa
November 12th, 2009
Hey, that’s the man who makes balloon animals at I-Hop
Well for some of you out there laughing at what he has for cloths, here is more for your Greatful Dead saga. He also drives a tye dyed limo and a tye dyed motorhome, I could claim him and say that he is my uncle, but that would mean I might be crazy too. Of all the people to find on here and it has to be one of your own family members, I think I need a straight jacket!!!
November 19th, 2009
I’ve seen this guy at Ihop before and thought he was so creepy! He makes balloon animals for little kids!
December 1st, 2009
That women in the photo came to walmart with him but she’s walking 10 paces behind him and looking down hoping no one recognizes that he’s her dad.
We’ve all tasted the rainbow but this guy went a step further and decided he loved it enough to BECOME the rainbow.
An art project gone horribly wrong. Burn it and start over dude.
Better quit. I’ve got loads more thoughts about this guy and why anyone would let him out of a time capsule. It hasn’t been 50-100 years yet and trust me, this style will NEVER come back.
May 23rd, 2011
I guess u and brown shop at the same store!!!LMFAO
June 2nd, 2011
dude, i’ve seen this guy. he does baloon figures and art for kids. you can find him every sunday at the IHOP in tulsa at 71st and lewis
September 22nd, 2011
Jbaker18, I AM proud to claim him as family! He is by far one of, if not THE, nicest guys you could ever meet. I am actually relieved to know I have family living close by now. I now know how to find him! Thank you PeopleofWalmart.com for helping me locate him. He is on my Facebook as well, but this is a much nicer way of finding him. Lol! At least more entertaining!
December 6th, 2011
Isnt his name like Colorful Bob or something like that?
March 20th, 2012