Oh man, this is bringing back some serious childhood memories right here….yes even the enormous set of balls. Don’t judge me.
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The car is pimped out – fine..but if you look in the back you can see a set of b@lls dangling! Only thing that would make them better if they were brass b@lls!
September 21st, 2011
I don’t know whats worse. Someone thought this was a good idea and went through with it or the fact that they actually went through with it and decided that it was good enough to drive around in.
Glad to see the driver leaves the basement occasionally.
Modified cars are generally better than all-factory cars, but that much ground clearance without the advantage of 4wd is about as uselsess as a football bat. At least we know he won’t outrun the cops on any road with turns.
Where I am from having a particular logo painted on a car like this (be it sonic, sesame street, skittles/m&m’s ect. ) told others what drug you were selling
I wonder if it’s got super sonic speed. Maybe the car turns yellow when the driver gets 150 rings.
hey i live right by them hahaha
That is a cool looking 4×4 but it needs more knobby looking tires for they will get stuck in the first mud pit with those and it also needs some mud flaps to keep the mud off the balls for that is one thing cornfed cuties hate is dirty balls.
I have seen prettier things in a toilet bowl
I want to know what the sign posted on the back window says?!
I wonder how many shopping carts were rammed into the side of this thing?
There is a car like this in Norman OK except its Captain Crunch.
I don’t think this guy realizes what it really means when there’s balls behind him.
It’s called mobile advertizing, I wonder how much he get’s paid for it.
I can see the person singing ” gotta go fast, Gotta go fast” while driving.
I’d be the coolest mom on the block with this car! (minus the balls of course)
barf* its a ford for 1. Then the balls hanging…seriously? Lmao wtf. Thennn you thought it was a good idea to paint the ugly bubble with sonic & friends…hmmm Right on!!
I can’t think of a comment so I’ll just laugh and call it that…. ha ha ha ha ha
I don’t know what disturbs me the most… the Sonic memorabilia, or the size of the rims on that piece of crap….
Fun Stuff… soak it all up while you can !
Dress it up as much as you like, but my dad was right… You can’t polish a turd.
And the paper on the window says….
We have one in TN with Tony the Tiger and Frosted Flakes..What kind of drugs would this particular fella be sellin’?
I’d say that this was Chris-Chan’s celebrity car, but it can’t be because
1) The car has what he doesn’t (balls) and
2) I don’t see “Sonichu” on the paint job……
I bet the driver of this car wears his jeans around the bottom of his butt with 9 inches of plaid boxer shorts stickin’ out, & wears his hat sideways.
I love how the license plate is actually blurred out. Like there is actually another person in the world with a sonic paint job on a car lifted on some 26′s with truck balls on it, in Illinois. I think I’ve been to that walmart.
He drives it with a game pad.
Bet he rocks the trailer park with that chariot.
smh….the rims and tires are worth more than the car itself
I love it. Brings back a ton of childhood memories. But I don’t get why they had to ruin it with whats hanging from the car?????
I condone the picture of my ride on this website. Reverand Jesse Jackson
That’s just gay!
Obviously this is super geeky, but I also think it’s kind of awesome. I dunno, maybe I just feel that way cuz I grew up with Sonic. And Pokemon. Ahh, memories…
Sign says ” For Sale POS car that never got me laid like I thought it would”
Sad when people have more invested in a car than a house or children
Coming soon on MTV……”Wal-mart” My Ride.
Omfg haha. I just say this car on Sunday. Quad cities. That is too funny
Oh dear God, I actually recognize where this WalMart is located……
There also needs to be a Barry O donk piloting around the trashy expanse of the Wal-Mart oasis.
September 22nd, 2011
I work at a store near this wal-mart. The owner’s selling the car, that’s what the piece of paper says. I can’t imagine why he would ever want to part with such a colorful vehicle…
C.J. the D.J.
This car is parked about a half mile away from me and I remember when it used to be LIME GREEN with yellow accents and trim!!!
This is actually an improvement!
Remember the ATV with the big chrome wheels?
This car got it’s wheels from the same shop
that thing was parked in front of!
Show Stoppa Kustoms!! LOL
I’ve seen cars like this. The guy spent all his money buying a Crown Vic, then spent money he didn’t have on his super sized rims that would look big on a 4×4… then got his car impounded because he couldn’t afford to register it or buy insurance.
To the caption writer:
You had “an enormous set of balls” hanging behind you during your childhood?
Sorry to hear that.
Don’t bring that to Toledo. They Steal your car, Rob you & Shoot at you if you have a car like this. Some people have no respect for other peoples pride & joy. What ever turns you on?
I am glad the car has a set. The driver probably doesn’t
its code for whatever drug he sells, just like the skittles cars, etc.
The car has balls literally! LOOK!
i like this car and no i do not sell drugs nor am i a redneck . I just always did like Sonic better than Mario
When I see cars with these balls on them, I cut them off and put them on the windshield with a note that says “how about you grow a real pair?”
September 23rd, 2011
best car evurrrr!
September 26th, 2011
Apparently, this car is owned by a man that plays video games way too much!
September 27th, 2011
Love Sonic and love this car
September 28th, 2011
Quick, somebody call Robotnik to trash this thing!
October 1st, 2011
This person lives right down the street from me. Therefore I get the pleasure of driving by this gem every single day. Really brightens up my day.
October 6th, 2011
Kinda explains exactly what RACE is driving this….LOL!
October 16th, 2011
sonic balls xD
October 17th, 2011
No joke, I saw a spinner rim fly of this janky car in front of the tattoo shop I work at. I laughed soooooo hard!
January 6th, 2012
standing up for ingnorance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my lil boy who is 4 would love this car.. i miss the days when being u was ok, do u have to drive it,NO, do u have to look at it if u don’t like it NO.. and u all know u loved SONIC as a child,play dumb if u want but u all know its true, why is it that just b.c. u grow into an adult u cant still have the kid in u.. adults rag on it but i bet every lil kid on the street thinks its one of the most awesome things they have seen… why cant ppl express them selves without so much judgement.. maybe its u all tht shld spend more time worrying about ur house and kids and family than hating on all the ppl that dress down to go to walmart. get lives… talks about how these nerds came up from their basements and geeky stuff to have these pics taken,if thats the case.WHERE DID ALL OF U COME FROM TO POST ALL THESE shitty comments about people u know nothing about.. as for me i seen this on my page from a friend and had to comment.. this is not a comment that specifically refers to this pic only but to all and all who comment.. GROW UP PPLE.. GET LIVES..
January 17th, 2012
Uhhhh…….. is that in Mount Vernon????
March 5th, 2012
He has another one too, I can’t remember if it’s Zelda or Mario but I drive by his house on the way to school. It’s something fun to look at in the morning anyway..
June 4th, 2012
This looks like a combination of African-American, Hispanic-American and Stupid-American (hillbilly redneck)!
No matter which way you look at it, IT’S STUPID and IMMATURE!!!
September 26th, 2012
I know the people who own this car, the Oscar Meyer suv, and the ketchup mustard looking one. All of them deal drugs out of numerous houses in the qc and all have ridiculous rims and crap. If they didn’t spend their money on these cars they wouldn’t have to deal and wouldn’t be on blast on peopleofwalmart. Come on… I loved sonic as a kid, and love throwback playing sonic, but I’m not that dumb to pay to have it airbrushed on my p.o.s. Haha
February 3rd, 2013
Looks like Silvis.