September 21st, 2011
Sexy Time
I always find myself saying jorts just aren’t short enough and need to be rolled up. I mean, long jorts with that belly shirt would just look flat out stupid in my opinion. Now you might say “Hey PoWM, that belly shirt on it’s own is ridiculous!” but all I have to say to that is it saves me a bunch of time not having to search and look around to find his plumbers crack, so to me it’s extremely practical.
Florida
Sexy Time,
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Hard to believe he’s looking throught the $5 CD box. I’m just glad he doesn’t have to bend over to do it.
September 21st, 2011
I think I’m in love!!!
September 21st, 2011
Deliver us from evil…and pass the eye bleach!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
September 21st, 2011
I”m not going to fight anyone for this hunny!
September 21st, 2011
If he’s wearing jorts this short, all the ladies know that’s not the only thing he owns that’s short!!
September 21st, 2011
there is no way he has $5 to spend on that J.Lo CD he’s lookin’ for!
September 21st, 2011
ummm….he shouldnt be buying movies if he cant afford clothes to fit….just sayin….
September 21st, 2011
What the friggity-frack is going on here?
September 21st, 2011
Plumbers crack? Check
Muffin Top? Check
DIY White Trash Shirt? Check
Jorts? Check
Stripper Heels? FAIL!!!!!!
And he was SOOOOOO close too….AWWWWH!
September 21st, 2011
Seeing a cart in the corner, I sure hope you didn’t take this photo on one of those electric scooters. I be disappointed son.
September 21st, 2011
He’s already been to another store and trolled through the $ 5.00 porn.
September 21st, 2011
wow and I thought white trash only existed in my Ohio WalMarts..apparently Im mistaken
Unless of course he’s on vacation in Florida from Ohio!
September 21st, 2011
so many levels of wrong.
September 21st, 2011
Isn’t that the guy from Kind of the Hill? Boomhouser or something like that?
September 21st, 2011
Honestly, what’s the point of that shirt?
September 21st, 2011
cd he’s looking for just has to be “…I’m too sexy for my shirt… So sexy it hurts…”
September 21st, 2011
For someone that has no a$$. His crack runs higher than I expected. Hope he not just walking along someday and splits completly in half.
September 21st, 2011
“Sexy Time”
September 21st, 2011
Is this the woman’s version of “The Naught Jogger”?
September 21st, 2011
Darn typo’s….Naughty
September 21st, 2011
Thank you Mr. Man for your shorty shorts, beat down shoes, and belly shirt!! Oh wait, I cant forget the “Hint of Buttcrack” he’s sportin’…..LOL!!
September 21st, 2011
I can’t understand why you would be searching for anyone’s “plumbers crack!
September 21st, 2011
There’s $5 porn? Where?
September 21st, 2011
Jorts and shirt. Never the twain shall meet.
September 21st, 2011
“Ya’ll can make fun of me all ya’ll want! My wife said I HAD to get rid of either the pants or the shirt, so I got rid of 1/2 of each! I ain’t gettin’ rid of my favorite clothes!”
September 21st, 2011
He’s sporting his own blue jean boom box so he’s in the right department.
September 21st, 2011
This poor guy’s feet must hurt, he needs arch supports – look at his right foot.
September 21st, 2011
He’s sporting his own “blue jeans boom box”.
September 21st, 2011
Butt cleavage so high it might be back cleavage..
September 21st, 2011
The plaid bill cap just makes the outfit!
September 21st, 2011
ick ick
ick ick ickickick
ick
September 21st, 2011
Just say no to crack
September 21st, 2011
How much do you want to bet, this guy sits on public benches in those shorts spread eagle with no undies on. *shudders*
September 21st, 2011
At least everything’s cov….hey, wait a minute.
September 21st, 2011
I wonder if he remembered to splash on his favorite men’s manly spray called” Eau de EEEWWWWWW”?
September 21st, 2011
I’m gonna barf. So it’s a winner!
September 21st, 2011
He’s looking for something he can rock out with his c*ck out cheaply…
September 21st, 2011
Is he humping the box?
September 21st, 2011
Clearly “JO” (above) is a first-timer on this site. Hard to believe, but I guess there’s a first time for everything.
September 21st, 2011
Jag i didn’t look at his feet!I was lookin at the junk in his trunk!!!
September 21st, 2011
If I throw a penny in there do his eyes light up or something?
September 21st, 2011
He might as well be walking through Walmart in a Speedo.
September 21st, 2011
Is the writing on the back of the shirt in Hebrew? Kinda looks like it from my viewing place.
September 21st, 2011
AHH HOW SAD HE HAD TO SELL HALF HIS CLOTHES TO A MIDGET TO SHOP THE $5.00 DVD BOX
September 21st, 2011
“Attention shoppers…would the owner of a white van, with not windows, and candy on the seat, please report to the auto center…your truck is ready”
September 21st, 2011
Rolling back prices…..and rolling up jorts.
September 21st, 2011
unsexy back
September 21st, 2011
Looks like shaved legs too. Did I just force you to go back to the photo and look again? Hey if I had to so do you!
September 21st, 2011
Now that’s just plain sick! “Home” must be either a ruste dout anceient van, or a cardboard condo in the woods, and a beer for breakfast.
September 21st, 2011
Mee – that was the point so that I didn’t have to look at his gross looking butt.
September 22nd, 2011
Just out of picture in his cart – A case of Milwaukees Best, a Dale Earnhart steering wheel cover, a package of bologna, & the movie Tombstone that he just tossed in!
September 22nd, 2011
guess he dropped in his 5 bucks thinking it was a glory hole box and is now waiting for the action…
September 22nd, 2011
Justin Timberlake? Is that you?
September 22nd, 2011
and to think the only requirement was ..shirts and shoes
September 22nd, 2011
This style is so played out like the $5 DVD bucket that the man is looking through.
September 22nd, 2011
He must be going to a tee-dance! LOL
Donna Summer all day long!
September 24th, 2011
Yeah…..um….no…
September 24th, 2011
One word……………Gross!!
September 25th, 2011
One word……………Nasty
September 25th, 2011
my eyes are bleeding…….
September 26th, 2011
And this is why I shop at Target
September 26th, 2011
RAUNCHY!!!!! Girls, this is what mama warned us about! rotflmbo
September 27th, 2011
Check for a hole in the box – I’m guessing he’s hiding something there.
September 27th, 2011
Whoa, man I can see your crack. Cover that up! At least you know he’s from Florida, he’s nice and spicy red. Ripe for the pickin’ ladies.
September 29th, 2011
it all comes together perfectly… Daisy Duke got a sex change!!!
October 1st, 2011
Excuse me while I go rake my eyes out!
October 8th, 2011
ahh I saw him this was at the walmart where I live, you think this was bad, try having to see him dart across highway traffic in that get up.
October 11th, 2011
And this my friends, is how NOT to do ass cleavage.
October 18th, 2011
sexy and i know it
October 26th, 2011
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