All you yuppies who think you are so special going green by buying those reusable recycled canvas bags can suck on her sweet crocheting ass!
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You mean “sweaty crotchety ass” don’t you?
September 20th, 2011
The leopard has dinosaur feet. Zoom in on that! DISGUSTING!
Thats just awesome! At least it wasnt something gross lol
Yet no yarn dress, because that would just be tacky…
Make this into a poster and put it up in the schools to show the kids what a life of sloth, food stamps and no self- discipline ultimately leads to.
Good for her!
Knitting obviously doesnt count as exercise
At least she is fully clothed and her fat rolls arent hanging out. So what if she has spare time to crochet herself some bags. At least she is doing her part to better our world!
Hey! Those are awesome!
Nothing smells worse than a fabric bag soaked in milk sweat. Well… except maybe a motorized leopard.
And, the problem with crochet bags is… ???? This is a new low for a PoW picture.
she is the reason why the carts do not work…the motors cannot carry that much lard….
All I can say is, HOLY SHIT !!!
i hate those reusable bags they have nothing but germs and people dont even wash em or keep em clean they bring em in stinking and have animal hair all over em nasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Handy! Do you think she crocheted the net used to catch the leopards that she made her dress/moo-moo out of?
Yeah, she doesn’t need the exercise of walking around Wal-mart.
ya never see thin people riding these…huh
Jack Sprat and his wife.
Live and in person at your local Walmart.
That is pretty damn awesome. Maybe she sells them to make money. If she doesn’t, she should.
If I saw THAT coming at me at Wal-Mart, I would run the other way.
A “bag lady” on wheels.
I like them! They look better than the overpriced plastic bags the stores try to sell you, and they probably stretch.
I wash my reusable bags. It’s no big deal.
I honestly don’t see what is wrong with this one. Other than she’s really fat.
Slap me for saying this, but I wonder if I could get that pattern. I love to Crochet and those look awsome! She has major talent.
Those are mesh, not crocheted, and they are sold under the name “Garden Sac.”
Great Idea…. and plus, its not like shes into spending the day at the gym, so she has time for it. Rock on Lady!
How many leopards died to make that outfit? DAMN!
Whether you’re using a store’s recyclable bags or ones you made yourself, you’re still going green. Atta girl!
Unless I’m mistaken those are “French Market Bags” (sometimes called Tunisian market bags). I bought a couple in New Orleans half a millennium ago and they are great — very stretchy. Crocheted not knit.
Here’s a free pattern:
And a couple of more for $$:
Your captions suck. You are shallow with your thoughts and statements.
i had no idea there were so many environmentally concious people on powm! i like this site even more now
OMG…how many cheetas had to die for this outfit…someone call PETA. Or else she is handy at sewing and used a king sized bed cover ?
Wow…tough audience today….most thumbs down ever !
I think I see cat liter…… who would have guessed?
I was just going to say that, Nessa! I bet she could do really well with those at craft fairs and garage sales. Maybe even Locally Made stores if there is one in her area. I’d buy one!
Can’t make fun of people trying to do the right thing! This site is hilarious when it’s warranted….they’re normal people
Reminds me of that old George Jones tune…… Corvette Song “Hotter Than A Two Dollar Pistol, She Was The Fattest Thing Around” or something like that.
At least she didn’t make herself an outfit. good for her and her bags!
I don’t know why you guys just assume she made them. My money is on her husband…
Now I wanna make one. I would probably actually be more likely to use it than the canvas ones
Good to see so many “thumbs down” on the snarky mean comments. Do any of you people know her health issues? If she has heart problems I can see a weight gain happening. But no matter…She’s dressed and minding her own business. Ease up please. Someday you too will be older and have health issues that just might lead to being overweight and needing the motorized cart.
Let’s all have fun without being snarky…OK? Nutty behavior and health issues are two different things. Most of us could use more exercise.
Sorry…just had to say it.
with JEN being voted off twice i am sure to be voted straight to hell so i’ll just save it…
TAZMOM…… we are simply being naughty children because adult responsibility really sucks.
I crochet and I have used this pattern. There are quite a few to choose from and even knitting ones to do. Have fun!
Tazmom you must be new here……
Actually,those are kinda cool.Bet they make heavy things easier to carry,like those huge things of laundry soap.Bet it’s not hard to make either
Hope she knows Walmart sell coffins on-line….she will need one soon, they come in double wide
Notice that it looks like she is trying to use that scooter to shove that fellow ahead of her?
She has two wonderful hobbies, making beautiful knitted recycle bags and stuffing her big fat mouth with food whiles sitting on her ass collecting welfare.
She eats more food than 12 Ethiopians, releases huge amounts of methane gas, contributes nothing to society, is a burden on the tax payer and medical system, probably drives a van or big ass car….BUT SHE IS GREEN BECAUSE SHE SAVES A FEW PLASTIC BAGS !!! You green people are true $%$$% morons.
I bet she got them at the flea market! This is a Classic POWM shot!
Oh God, I crochet those bags and give them as Christmas gifts! LOL Filled with handmade cookies, soaps and jewelry. Am I a POW? Maybe, maybe not both the lady in the pic and I are fully dressed.
try this site: http://www.curbly.com/chrisjob/posts/4179-35-free-patterns-for-reusable-grocery-bags
I also like to crochet.
@ Tazmom….what the ^$## is a “snarky comment”….where did all these assholes come from on this site ?? Take your knitting bags and websites to buy them and stuff them up your ass. OMG did some Oprah show feature this site ?
Wow JPARK you’re on a roll. You have some good ones there.
To whomever is concerned about hurting people’s feelings and all that junk -
we come to this site because we put up with people’s shit all day and this is comic relief for most of us. Some people can’t vent at work, I can because I own my own business and can tell the assholes to get the hell out – the others come back because of my sweet disposition and sense of humor.
@ JAG Thank you fellow small business owner…the knitting comments and the snark comment pushed me over the edge….well stated.
September 21st, 2011
“I own my own business and can tell the assholes to get the hell out – the others come back because of my sweet disposition and sense of humor.”…… Can I get a discount if I bring my own mattress ?
10 Pounds In A 5 Pound Bag
Good! But show me more males wearing flip flop sandals because I love those gay guys.
I could use one of those bags for carrying my sex toys to the nudie beach…
She is breaking the cardinal rule of fashion: never wear more than an acre of animal print.
I would have kicked your old perverted ass out a long time ago.
@JPARK No need to be negative and mean. Most of us come here to have a few laughs and relieve the pressures of a crappy day-reading your crappy comments with your crappy attitude isn’t what we need to see here-go somewhere else. ps-so a few people shared some links-if you don’t like it-DON’T READ THEM OR CLICK ON THEM DUMBASS : )
@JPARK No need to be an ass. Most of us come here to have a few laughs and relieve the pressures of a crappy day-reading your crappy comments with your crappy attitude isn’t what we need to see here-go somewhere else. ps-so a few people shared some links-if you don’t like it-DON’T READ THEM OR CLICK ON THEM DUMBASS : )
@Tazmom – betcha cant find ONE picture on this site WITHOUT a “snarky comment”….
Actually, the first thing I noticed was the leopard print dress, not the crocheted bags…
… the pain of brutal truth cuts so deep.
I would actually use those if I knew how to knit
Think of how many poor acrylics gave their lives for that outfit.
OK i researched garden sac, nada. under euro sac i found something close but not exactly. im with the rest of you thinking she did make these herself and im damned impressed! could easily wash these unlike all those $1 ones that fall apart if you try. and whatever pic yall wanna put up here, its all good. i completely expect to see me on here some day !!!
@ Tazmom Let’s all have fun without being snarky…OK?
Let me guess , you’re some sort of mirror image of the porker in the picture . And what kind of a turd uses the word “snarky” ?
Her hair matches the colors in her dress. Fashion Police gives her an A for Originality.
LOL Looks like a Marsha that is used to put up.
September 22nd, 2011
No…I’m not new. Been around a long time. I don’t always post my thoughts but I Said my piece. You are free to disagree.
But hopefully even you can see the difference between someone who is acting and dressing loopy and an elderly woman who isn’t ” as fashion worthy” as some of the really “with it” younger people..
Don’t see anything funny in laughing at the latter. That’s just plain mean. Laughing at the prior, though is fair game. And I’m the first to do so.
TAZMOM…… May I suggest “YOU’RE ONLY OLD ONCE!” by DR. SEUSS. That’ll jack up your sense of humor 10 points… no disrespect to your personal thoughts intended.
Taz – I guess we save our outrage for pictures that REALLY shouldn’t be here. Mentally ill, some children, some truly helpless people, we protest those. Some pictures are borderline.
You greenies are weak. The only bag I re-use is between my legs. She’s too fat to walk, it’s ok to laugh. Go ahead and click on that red thumb now and feel better about yourself.
Gotta say I’m surprised to see so many crafters posting on this pic. I actually just picked up a book from Michael’s called enviro-totes. It has four bag designs, a wide grocery bag,a bucket tote, a drawstring beachbag and a purse like one. I would definitely suggest picking it up if your into the hand made bag designs.
a) how are you all assuming she made them? I mean they could have been bought.
b) I think it’s cute when people here try to be politically correct… the woman is fat and it’s to the point that it looks SAD.
September 23rd, 2011
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS
September 24th, 2011
I don’t “go green” but I do use reusable bags. They fit a lot more in one bag and that means less trip to and from the car when I get home. A lot of the time I shop after I get off work (almost midnight) so that means less trips in the dark parking lot.
September 28th, 2011
The scooter defeats the reusable bags a little, though. Just walk!
October 28th, 2011