September 29th, 2011
Caption Contest!
Ha! It’s like a Gary Larson Far Side comic come to life! Anyway, I’m feeling quite simple today so I’d appreciate it if you guys captioned this little live-action comic strip for me. AMUSE ME PUPPETS! DANCE FOR YOUR DOLLAR AND AMUSE ME FOR MY LOVE!!!!
South Carolina
Caption Contest!,
340 Comments, Comment or Ping
“And you’re reaching the pedals how?”
September 29th, 2011
Ya, Rover, we can hump in the back seat but I’d like a little more privacy…..
September 29th, 2011
I thought we were going to the vet not Walmart! You liar!
September 29th, 2011
I told you to use the GPS!
September 29th, 2011
“Hey Rex, don’t you hate it when we have to drive Master home from the bars when he passes out in the back?”
September 29th, 2011
“Ya think they’d notice if we changed the music station?”
September 29th, 2011
I told you to park in a more shaded spot, see your gonna get burnt….you never listen to me!
September 29th, 2011
Hey honey why you get the sheep skin seat cover?
September 29th, 2011
your spy cars a mini???
September 29th, 2011
“Hey, I thought you were going to let me drive this time!”
September 29th, 2011
“Seriously, Bob? A Mini Cooper?”
September 29th, 2011
“We get the car, and you take us to WAL-MART?”
September 29th, 2011
I told you a hundred times….No CAT products in the house!
September 29th, 2011
So you still gonna give me road head!?
September 29th, 2011
can i drive
September 29th, 2011
ok, water, food, there’s a half tank of gas to get us to the docks where we can hop a ship to switzerland. u can hotwire, right?
September 29th, 2011
I’m going to get the hotdogs & you get cold cuts and meet me back here at the car before they get back!
September 29th, 2011
If she brings back another one of those pink sweaters…. I’m running dude!
September 29th, 2011
“We get the car, and you take us to WAL-MART?!”
September 29th, 2011
Wanna go to Walmart?
September 29th, 2011
“No Sparky, you cannot come in with me! Last time all you did was sniff crotches and then you humped that woman with the balls on her socks.”
“NO! STAY!”
September 29th, 2011
When John’s friends told him that he was leaving the bar with a couple of dogs, he didn’t believe it until he sobered up the next morning.
September 29th, 2011
“When the skating waitress comes to take our order, try not to bark, wag your tail or turn circles in your seat.”
“O.K., but do you think she’ll notice your paw when you try to hand her the money?”
September 29th, 2011
“Look, I used to have a twin brother. They turned him into a seat cover for chewing up a pair of houseshoes. What do you think they’ll do to you if you steal this car????”
September 29th, 2011
K daddy $20 for a good licking $60 for doggy!
September 29th, 2011
Bitch, we ain’t stopping for directions.
September 29th, 2011
“Dude, did we drop the humans off at the dog park?”
“Yeah. Maybe they shouldn’t smoke so much pot.”
September 29th, 2011
“well I am excited…I think he said we are both getting tutored today”
September 29th, 2011
Hurry up before he comes back… It’s MY turn to scoot my ass on the furry seat!!
September 29th, 2011
You fixed?? I can’t support any more litters…..
September 29th, 2011
New use for a see and eye Dog. Only trouble is to get them not to stick there head out the window while driving.
September 29th, 2011
You’re a DOG! ~ You’re a BITCH!
September 29th, 2011
Its you and me against the world!
September 29th, 2011
“Now, when we get in there, we’re only getting bones. If you ask for a squeeky toy this time, I will pull down your yoga pants and spank you in front of everyone!”
September 29th, 2011
“They’re never going to let us in there.” [Dog Left]
“Sure they are, it’s Walmart, they let Dogs in all the time.” [Dog Right]
September 29th, 2011
What are you doing? That’s where Jim sits!
We got to get you outta here, he’s going to turn you into the other seat cover!
September 29th, 2011
i dont know harry, its not like,oh my god was that you wow roll down the window or something good ghandi cough cough,its in my mouth
September 29th, 2011
Having to drive the humans to Wal-Mart and not being allowed to go in really sucks.
September 29th, 2011
You forgot the list, didn’t you….
September 29th, 2011
@Jessica… what the hell is a see and eye dog? Do you mean seeing eye dog?
September 29th, 2011
“He said ‘stay in the CAR.’ He didn’t say we couldn’t take it with us”
September 29th, 2011
Why do we always have to stay in the car, I just saw I guy walk buy with more hair than both of us on his back!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2011
Shut up Butch!! Let me drive, you see what happened to your brother!! He makes a comfy seat cover!
September 29th, 2011
Have you ever done it doggy style… ?
September 29th, 2011
Jess and Dexter wait patiently as a cat approaches the front of the car… “Wait for it, wait for it, NOW!!!! PUNCH IT!!!!!”
September 29th, 2011
“Just be cool and they’ll never notice…..”
September 29th, 2011
Let’s go, I told you there was no fire hydrants here…
September 29th, 2011
“Why do you get to drive? that’s obviously my spot, the cover is made of my fur!”
September 29th, 2011
Why did you park way back here? You are ashamed to be seen with me because I am a different breed aren’t you? I am the only Bitch that will ever love you & this is the treatment I get? Its a damn good thing that you are so talented at licking yourself because that what you’re gonna have to do from now on!
September 29th, 2011
“O.M.G.!!! That’s my person’s truck… Behind me!!! Just DON’T look over there! Maybe he didn’t see us while we were stuck together!!! Just act cool!!!”
September 29th, 2011
ONLY BITCHES DRIVE MINIS
September 29th, 2011
What we saw in there cannot be unseen! I warned you! Do you not remember seeing the People of WalMart website? We should have known better!
September 29th, 2011
“i think its the red wire to blue…or is it red to green? i don’t know, just hurry up so we can get out of this hell hole!”
September 29th, 2011
Walmart on our first date? Bitch, please.
September 29th, 2011
“Well, we’ve made it this far……I don’t see why we should stop now!”
“What about the guy guarding the door?”
“We’ll need a cat and some fire crackers, but I have a plan!”
September 29th, 2011
Who Farted!!
September 29th, 2011
We’re too good looking for WalMart. Let’s just go home.
September 29th, 2011
“How long is the bitch gonna be in there, sheesh?”
September 29th, 2011
Her “your not supposed to park so close to the fire hydrant”. Him “but I really had to go and have you seen the washrooms inside?”
September 29th, 2011
I swear, you pester me about my driving one more time and I’ll make you into a car seat cover that matches the one I’m sitting on!
September 29th, 2011
You are worse than the kids!!! I always have to pull off so you can take a piss!! And get that dumb look off your face you know what I am talking about.
September 29th, 2011
Dog 1 “The hell you starin’ at?”
Dog 2 “Holy shit! It’s a talking dog!”
September 29th, 2011
Oh darn! CHEATERS just caught us!!
September 29th, 2011
Bruce Valance gets chauffeured by his dog to walmart.
September 29th, 2011
Look if the bitch comes back with that store brand dogfood again I’m taking a big dump on her bed…you with me?
September 29th, 2011
Sheep skin seat cover…. Really? That’s soo like 1980.
I know, it’s soo ironic.
September 29th, 2011
These are quite possibly the 2 least annoying bitches you will ever encounter at Walmart.
September 29th, 2011
Pu-lease don NOT where that collar in there? I don’t want to end up on peopleofwalmart.com!!!
September 29th, 2011
Oh darn! CHEATERS just caught us!
September 29th, 2011
I wonder if this store allows service humans.
September 29th, 2011
“If she walks out of there without the Pupperoni, I say we leave her here”
September 29th, 2011
They won’t let me take my seeing eye human inside.
September 29th, 2011
CRAP!! CHEATERS just caught us!!!
September 29th, 2011
Driver: We’re not leaving until you put your seat belt on
Passenger: You’re such a bitch
September 29th, 2011
(this is not a caption for the picture)
I posted a caption…it’s the 9th one down, but it says “your comment is awaiting moderation”. What’s up with that? I didn’t use any vulgarity nor did I post a link.
September 29th, 2011
“Did you just fart?”
September 29th, 2011
Forget the dogs we all know noone going to Walmart can fit in a mini
September 29th, 2011
It’s 50 bones for a paw job, 100 for all the way. I don’t do anal if u want that you’ll have to go get Venessa the chihuahua, and yes that’s why she shakes.
September 29th, 2011
“Do you see the people coming out of this place, We should be neutering them”
September 29th, 2011
For crying out loud, Carl, will you just get out and ask for directions!
September 29th, 2011
Who let the dogs out?! WHO? WHO? WHO? The baha men would be proud.
September 29th, 2011
“I cant believe you swirved to miss that cat!”
September 29th, 2011
You really should let me drive, you can barely see over the dashboard.
September 29th, 2011
awwww! looks like 2 more dogs auditioning for a geico commercial.
September 29th, 2011
Okay~~one more time~~YOU grab the treats~~I distract the greeter~~ Then, we run like hell and meet back here!
September 29th, 2011
“dont give me that look, I know how to drive.”
“i’ve got a bad feeling about this”
“dont be a whip lets go before she gets back”
September 29th, 2011
Listen Shorty , I’m big , hairy , and I need to buy a thong , so you can stay here, I was Born to shop at Walmart !
September 29th, 2011
“I didn’t bring the fake ID. Did you?”
September 29th, 2011
“Put the window up??? B*tch are you crazy?!?!?”
September 29th, 2011
No Way dude! I am not going in Walmart! Do you know what kind of animals shop there?
September 29th, 2011
What if we see People of Walmart?
September 29th, 2011
“Rock paper scissors? Loser goes in to get the flee shampoo.”
September 29th, 2011
“Ya think he got caught?” – “It ‘s Wal Mart Curly, he’ll come running out any minute.”
September 29th, 2011
I should’ve listened to my mother. She told me to marry a Police Dog.
September 29th, 2011
really? Your gonna bring me to mother fxxckung WALMART?!??!
September 29th, 2011
“Honey, don’t forget the Diet Old Roy.”
September 29th, 2011
2 dogs, one car
September 29th, 2011
DUDE! COULDN’T YOU WAIT TILL WE GOT OUTSIDE! THE WINDOWS ARE UP!!!!
September 29th, 2011
Sure, driving to Wal-Mart sounded good, but we should have first figured out how to open a door without opposable thumbs.
September 29th, 2011
Bitch, for the last time, I’M driving.
September 29th, 2011
Damn Rex, I wish he’d hurry up in the store. I gotta poop.
September 29th, 2011
Are we there yet ?
September 29th, 2011
Do it… no one’s watching.
September 29th, 2011
I TOLD you to ask for directions… now look where we ended up !
September 29th, 2011
We’re here!
You ran that red light back there.
Really?
Stupid bitch.
September 29th, 2011
When I told you I thought “mini’s” were cute… I only meant the car.
September 29th, 2011
Because, Frank, I’m only 15 in dog years, hell, I don’t even have a license! You, however, are 36 so it’s less suspicious if you buy the cigarettes… Geez!
September 29th, 2011
Because, Frank, I’m only 15 in dog years, hell, I don’t even have a license! You, however, are 36… It’s less suspicious if you buy the cigarettes… Geez!
September 29th, 2011
“Can I work a stick? I thought you said FETCH a stick!”
September 29th, 2011
Worse than being at Walmart. Being dumped at Walmart. ” I’m leaving you John”.
September 29th, 2011
Ugh! Not again. You really need to get an extra set of keys made.
September 29th, 2011
“BOY ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND STARE AT ME, OR DRIVE THIS DANG CAR”?
September 29th, 2011
I have an idea. Let’s ditch Henry and go eat at that new Thai restaurant we’ve been wanting to check out. He ass deserves it for bringing us to this s***hole.
September 29th, 2011
Why do you always have to park so far from the door???
I don’t want to get a ding in the doors!
September 29th, 2011
Did you see that weirdo that just walked by? These WalMartians are so strange!
September 29th, 2011
“Okay…….chinese fire drill……1…..2…..3……GO!!
September 29th, 2011
something stinks…… check your shoes.
September 29th, 2011
Nows our chance roscoe, lets boogie, she never shares her cheeseburgers with us anways!
September 29th, 2011
I dunno…what do you wanna do?
September 29th, 2011
“Does my coat make me look fat?” No honey, the COAT doesn’t make you look fat….
September 29th, 2011
I didn’t have the keys. You had them when we went into the store. Yes I know I had to come back to get the list, But I gave them to you when you were looking at the jewelry…..THEY’RE IN THE BASKET!
September 29th, 2011
Got to hand it to all the commenters today. Thanks for the laughs!
September 29th, 2011
Thanks for stopping this mini Cooper, cuz I had to take a mega pooper
September 29th, 2011
I think I should drive, you’ve had to much to drink !!
September 29th, 2011
you smell cat piss ?
September 29th, 2011
“Are you going to back this thing out, or are you just going to sit there like a little bitch!”
September 29th, 2011
Dog 1: “The hell you lookin’ at?”
Dog 2: “Holy crap a talking dog!”
September 29th, 2011
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of Milk Bones, I’m neutered… and we’re driving a Mini Cooper”
September 29th, 2011
Wanna try and pick up some bitches??
September 29th, 2011
Yo dog, Why we be at the Walmart?
My Dog, we gots to get some better kibble.
Fo sho dog. Turn up some of dat Snoop Dog and let’s find out who let “us” out.
For sho.
September 29th, 2011
this is walmart, I said PETsmart!!
September 29th, 2011
DRIVER: Look man, stop giving me sh!t or I will turn you into a seat cover like the last dog we had!
September 29th, 2011
We can so go in. Have you seen the folks that go in there? . . . They’ll never notice us.
September 29th, 2011
Ernest, here’s all you need to know about driving. See that fur seat cover you’re sitting on? That’s Sparky. You remember Sparky, don’t you? He put the dent in the left-rear fender.
September 29th, 2011
“Did you get the Beggin’ Strips?”
September 29th, 2011
Where do you want to go?
I dunno. Where do YOU want to go?
Dunno. Where do YOU want to go?
Oh, just go!
September 29th, 2011
Look for the last time– we can drive ever since the black president… that was a lot harder for them to swallow
September 29th, 2011
Wish that bitch would hurry up with the Kibble!
September 29th, 2011
“Thelma & Louise took their names a little too serious”
September 29th, 2011
I said,” No. You can’t drive!”
September 29th, 2011
“Don’t you dare tag me on your check in at Walmart on your facebook app”
September 29th, 2011
Buckle up buttercup, it’s going to be a bumpy ride…
September 29th, 2011
“Just try to look normal…..like you do it all the time….like you belong in that seat.” “I know, I know. Stop telling me what to do.” “Well hurry before they come back out. I can’t stand the thought of another week of O’l Roy!”
September 29th, 2011
Watch for them look for the car when they come out the door. Once they call to report it stolen well pick them up…hehehe.
September 29th, 2011
Dog to the left : “You only love me for my blonde hair and 8 boobies”.
Dog to the right: “Bitches…Now did you bring the coupons, I had $2 off for a “Brats” doll in there!”
September 29th, 2011
“Dammit, I got the side with the broken window”
September 29th, 2011
[dog on left] “Yo! Dog, we just pooped your ride!”
[dog on right] “Yeah, boy….. Wait don’t you mean pimped?”
[dog on left] “Uhh… Yeah ‘Pimped’….. Just don’t check the back seat”
September 29th, 2011
Driver Dog: See, I TOLD you you should have gone BEFORE we left. Now we have to stop HERE just so you can go.
Passenger dog hears: GO? did you say GO?
September 29th, 2011
“OMG, I just saw some toy poodle in there wearing a tutu with a thong and hooker heals, and I got the pic to post it to POW”
September 29th, 2011
Rex and Toby hated doing surveillance for Ace Ventura but at least the Walmartians were entertaining.
September 29th, 2011
I TOLD YOU TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS ,,,,,BUT KNOWWWWW YOU HAVE TO BE A PRIDEFUL MAN………….
September 29th, 2011
its lady and the tramp! of coarse their lost the tramp let the lady drive. lol
September 29th, 2011
You know how slow the lines move in Wal-mart. Wanna hop in the back and do it human style while we wait?
September 29th, 2011
I like the seats,but I just wish there was more leg room.
September 29th, 2011
“Maybe now they’ll think twice about sleeping through our morning walk time.”
September 29th, 2011
“Did you let the dogs out?”
September 29th, 2011
She: “Hey, while the crazy lady’s in WalMart, why don’t WE got to Petsmart?”
He: “I smell a McDonald’s….do you smell McDonald’s?”
September 29th, 2011
I won’t be long. Do you want to come in or are you just going to wait here?
September 29th, 2011
That wasn’t bad, but you’re still a bitch.
September 29th, 2011
do you think Wonder Dog was gay…in real life ?
September 29th, 2011
It’s not me. It’s you!
September 29th, 2011
funny one, NoTalent
September 29th, 2011
“Are you barking mad!?”
‘Don’t make me sheer you for another seat cover.”
September 29th, 2011
Hey, can we get some humpin privacy here? F off!
September 29th, 2011
I swear, this is where he said ALL the bitches go.
September 29th, 2011
buckle up buttercup, it’s going to be a bumpy ride
September 29th, 2011
That BITCH is taking forever. Let’s roll.
September 29th, 2011
“hurry honey lock the door a pit bull is walking up to the car.”
“when did you become a racist bitch?”
September 29th, 2011
“It’s the first of the month. Why else would it be so crowded in there?”
September 29th, 2011
“if she buys us ‘Ol Roy’ again, I’m runnin’ her ass over!”
September 29th, 2011
People need to stop leaving pets in parked cars…even if it isn’t hot and dangerous, it still isn’t wise.
September 29th, 2011
@ BILLY – Sounds like Shitty Shitty Bang Bang all over again……
September 29th, 2011
Geez, you’d think they’ve never seen two bitches in a car at WalMart before.
September 29th, 2011
If you fart one more time with the windows up I swear I will neuter you with my bare teeth!!
September 29th, 2011
Been chasing these things all our lives……… finally we caught one…….now what are we going to do with it?
September 29th, 2011
Been chasing these things all our lives……… finally we caught one…….now what do we do? GO TO WALMART!?
September 29th, 2011
Start the car!!!!! Start the caaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!
September 29th, 2011
Passenger: Are you sure Wal-Mart has pregnancy test??
Driver: Yeah, I’m sure.. You know, this wouldn’t be happening if you didn’t tell me you were fixed!
Passenger: I thought you were fixed..
Driver: Just go get the test bitch..
Passenger: Just you wait .. I’m getting you for puppy support!
September 29th, 2011
Why you don’t let the bitch drive.
September 29th, 2011
Okay ..its grass, gas, or ass…no-one rides for free!
September 29th, 2011
~’All Dogs Go To…Walmart’
~’Bitch, I said PetsMart…’
~This isn’t the Flea Market!
September 29th, 2011
“Well, if you like burgers give ‘em a try sometime. I can’t usually get ‘em myself because my owner’s a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? “
September 29th, 2011
” Do you think we will get into trouble when they find the logs in the back?
September 29th, 2011
… and then that cat yelled, “I’m walkin’ here!” right before you ran him over.. hilarious!
September 29th, 2011
Dog license, driver’s license. What the freakin’ difference?
September 29th, 2011
Passenger: You really plan on wearing that???
Driver: What its fine just running in to get some Kibbles and bits!!
Passenger: You’re going to end up on Dogs of Wal-Mart….AGAIN!!
Driver: I got style bitch!!!!!!!!
Passenger: WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH??????
Driver: You you’re a female and you my Bitch!!! Pimpin Puppy’s Bottom Bitch!!
Passenger: No Ass Sniffin for you tonight!! Betta go call Lassie!!
Driver: Bitch get to walking I hope u get hit by a car!!! And you wonder why i never let you off the chain!!
September 29th, 2011
Now Bob, your not going to have another accident in the store like last time are you?
September 29th, 2011
Driver:Pimpin Bitches out tha Mini Cooper!!Gotta keep a Bitch on a Short Leash Put ya game face on here comes Old Yeller!! Bitch get back in the car act natural its Rin-Tin-TIn he aint shit since he got that damn badge acting all high and mighty Ima Mike Vick his no nuts having ass!!! Its hard out here for a Pit!!
Passenger; You’re a mutt!!
Driver: My daddy was a pit my daddy before his daddy was a pit!! Thats all i know is Pitting!!! Pitting aint easy!!!
Passenger: Yo daddy aint no damn Pit he a Pug!!! He aint been seen since that dude in the Falcons jersey picked him up!!
Driver: What you say Bitch!! Leave my daddy outta this!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2011
White dog: “Dude… it’s hard to get over mom when your seat-cover…”
Black dog: “Let it go…”
September 29th, 2011
“Dude…crack the window if your gunna do that”
September 29th, 2011
Don’t you feel kinda bad because our owner is in there getting dog treats for us?
Nah….it’s a dog-eat-dog world….now let’s get out of here!
September 29th, 2011
“This is our chance…just drive buddy – can’t you see they already made a car seat cover out of Fred?!”
September 29th, 2011
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
September 29th, 2011
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
A Royale with cheese.
September 29th, 2011
Shut up, BITCH!
September 29th, 2011
Yo bro! You want to go cruising for some bitches?
September 29th, 2011
I thought u know how to hotwire a car!
September 29th, 2011
“We can’t ditch him… He’s got the keys in the store with him!”
September 29th, 2011
We got the car. Now GO! GO! GO!
September 29th, 2011
I don’t care if its your mothers birthday,I’m not going into Walmart and buy her a gift,she’s a bitch.
September 29th, 2011
“Like a said, Patricia. You are a total bitch behind the wheel!”
September 29th, 2011
“Gawd, Marsha! You are a total bitch when you drive!”
September 29th, 2011
was it good for you????
September 29th, 2011
Dog left. Dude are you nervous??? What the hell….
Dog right. Woooopss HAHAHAHA!!! Does it still smell like my asshole, or does it smell like someone found the Taco Bell dumpster door open, and my asshole?? HAHAHAHA!!
September 29th, 2011
Yiu can tell from the smell that the guy who sold us this car let dogs ride in it.
September 29th, 2011
Hey Scout… ya think ‘ol lard ass will remember the dog food this time? You know he’s gonna forget and that greek yogurt I ate while he fell asleep watching Tosh gave me a wicked case of gas.
Yeah, no kidding Fluffy, how could I ever forget that night… you reeked!
September 29th, 2011
YOU BITCH! You never listen, I said PetsMart..
September 29th, 2011
Gas, grass or ass, bitch. Nobody rides free.
September 29th, 2011
Dawg! Whatchu waitin’ fo?
September 29th, 2011
“I didnt see you buy the brownies on the console…” “those arent brownies…”
September 29th, 2011
Hey Rusty
Yea Bandit
Are you sure “Daddy” said that it would take the Super Cooper or the Pooper Scooper to clean up that mess.
September 30th, 2011
“Seriously Ralph? On my car seat? Do you know how hard it’s gonna be to get that out?”
September 30th, 2011
I call shotgun!
September 30th, 2011
I knew we should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
September 30th, 2011
Driver: “We are not leaving this spot until you tell me who that bitch was, I saw you sniff her ass and it didnt look like you were just saying hello!!!”
Passenger: “Im telling you I was just asking her what kind of shampoo she used so my jerry curl wont mat up this winter!!! ”
Driver: “YOU LIE YOU BASTARD!!! GET IN THE BACK SEAT YOUR IN THE DOG HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!”
September 30th, 2011
Hey, I drove here, you go in and get the dog food!
September 30th, 2011
“You can’t park worth shit!”
“Not with you yapping in my damn ear!”
September 30th, 2011
“Hey, move over you said I could drive.”
“Oh no! I saw you drink out of that toilet bowl, I’m not gonna let you risk getting a DUI”
September 30th, 2011
Hey Scruffy…when we get in there don’t embarrass me! And don’t for get the “barks” root beer.
September 30th, 2011
You’re so mean to me Bruce. This Mini is not the car for gay guys. I think it accentuates the brown in my ears.
September 30th, 2011
Did you remember the reusable shopping bags?
September 30th, 2011
“I thought you said we could pick up girls here Pete,all I see are cars”
September 30th, 2011
I’ll keep the car running, don’t for get the catnip.
September 30th, 2011
Ooh! Burger King Drive through!
September 30th, 2011
We are going to sit right here until you shut up.
September 30th, 2011
WHOAAAAAAAAA Dude! What the heck happened last night????
September 30th, 2011
Funny stuff, people. We need more dog pictures.
September 30th, 2011
“How long have we been waiting?”
“I’m a f*cking dog how should I know, but if she’s not back in 5 mins I’m taking the car”
“Cool, sooo how long is 5 mins?”
…*sigh* “Just shut up”
September 30th, 2011
-Your one sick pup! I told you to get rid of sparky, not turn him into your seat cover!!
September 30th, 2011
So,how do we get out of this thing,fur-face?
September 30th, 2011
Think we have time for a blowjob?
September 30th, 2011
“Yes, I know Walmart has a McDonnalds you idiot, but this plan won’t work unless there is a drive thru!”
September 30th, 2011
whay are we here? PETS mart! not WAL mart! dammit you bitch… last time i let you drive my mini!
September 30th, 2011
(Female dog in drivers seat): “I swear I saw a lizard, a monkey and a bird go in. And none of them had a leash on. I say we break out of here.” (Male dog in passengers seat): “Whatever, Bitch, I told you I called Shotgun. And anyway, the lady said we were going to a Mini Pooper. I don’t see one anywhere and I really gotta take a crap.”
September 30th, 2011
Wal-Mutt, I said Wal Mutt!
September 30th, 2011
“Look, were only running in for Kibbles and a Rawhide. I AM NOT walking around this freakin’ place for three hours while you sniff every piece of crap in the store.”
September 30th, 2011
Mini pooper driving the Mini Cooper!
September 30th, 2011
Ok Curly, remember while mom is in Wal~Mart, Whistle at the pretty ones and Growl at the ugly ones!!!
September 30th, 2011
I hope that cheap bastard got us Purina instead of Ol’ Roy this time
September 30th, 2011
Wanna cruise for some pussy…uh, I mean, CATS?
September 30th, 2011
“Are you sure your master said it was cool to borrow the car?”
“It’s the least he could do. He’s been crapping in my water bowl for years.”
September 30th, 2011
Jk Lol HI Hop in
September 30th, 2011
Dude why is she taking a picture of us? I dont know man but dont look at her maybe she will go away! What if she dont dude? I dont know man we will figure it out ok! Dude you cant trust anyone anymore what if she tries to take us? BITE HER!!!
September 30th, 2011
It’s a Mini, so the small dog get to drive you dumbass!
September 30th, 2011
Driver: No, you can’t drive, you drove last time.
Passenger: You say that everytime. If I could open this door I would be so out of here.
September 30th, 2011
It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago…….
September 30th, 2011
Passenger: “Why’d you park so far away?”
Driver: “Because you need the exercise”
Passenger: “Mongrel.”
Driver: “Bitch”
September 30th, 2011
If u even think of driving this car……
October 1st, 2011
If you even think of driving this car…….someone’s gonna geta hurt real bad.
October 1st, 2011
The dog in the driver’s seat is named Audi Murphy
October 1st, 2011
Thoml we outta cruise down to the beach? Nah, let’s just sit here and watch the girls go by.
October 1st, 2011
Dude, ROAD TRIP!!!
October 1st, 2011
lets get packing headed to yellowbone park !!!
October 1st, 2011
Muppets take Wallyworld
October 1st, 2011
Hey. Are we suppose to leave the window open for the human n the back seat when we get out?
October 1st, 2011
Too bad we gotta pick it up! i wish the asian place delivered!
October 1st, 2011
What you say buddy that we leave this trash here where we found it and go get some decent food for a change? They be in there for hours and maybe we can find a better gig to take us in while cruisin in this ride!
October 1st, 2011
It’s a Dog-gone Pooper S “cooper”
October 1st, 2011
Lets ditch the her!
October 1st, 2011
“I am only here for one thing. I don’t want you buying up the whole dog food aisle like you did last time.”
October 1st, 2011
“Ok. We’re here. So, did you decide yet: squeaky ball or pig ear?”
October 1st, 2011
Typical Male, never asks for directions!
October 2nd, 2011
“Stupid Bitch, I said Meijer, not Walmart!”
October 2nd, 2011
Punch Buggy!!!
October 2nd, 2011
“I said grab his wallet, not EAT his wallet. What are we supposed to do now, genius?” “Dude, chill! Just wait til morning. The money, the credit cards, the WORLD will be OURS!”
October 2nd, 2011
Don’t look at me in that tone-of-voice.
October 2nd, 2011
I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque!
October 2nd, 2011
At least it is a Mini Cooper!
October 2nd, 2011
This bag looks a gram short, dawg.
October 2nd, 2011
This bag looks a gram short, dawg
October 2nd, 2011
“Well, since you’re just running in to get a box of milkbones, I’ll wait out here and listen to the news. I want to see if there’s anything new about that cat burglar.”
October 2nd, 2011
Dude! did you see the B!*#H on isle 7.
October 2nd, 2011
I say we distch her while she’s inside and go to the park. I gotta pee and they got great tree’s and rabbits to chase later.
October 2nd, 2011
“Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!”
“Yes, Dear!”
October 3rd, 2011
“Ya know, maybe we should shop at Target. It’s a much classier place these days!”
October 3rd, 2011
Your the one that forgot the milk, you go back in!!
October 3rd, 2011
Honestly, couldn’t you have held that one in until we got out of the car? Really!
October 3rd, 2011
“no time to explain just get in”
October 3rd, 2011
Passenger: I think you took a wrong turn. This is WAL-mart not PETSmart.
Driver: Don’t tell me how to drive!
October 3rd, 2011
What do you mean we can’t go in that store? I have seen some of the humans they allow in there. It shouldn’t be a problem.
October 3rd, 2011
One more word,ONE more word and I’ll turn this damn car around!!
October 3rd, 2011
sparky please try to behave this time huh no more pretending your a stuffed dog toy and scarying the children!
October 3rd, 2011
do u know how to start this thing your name is cooper
October 3rd, 2011
do u know how to start this thing? your name is cooper
October 3rd, 2011
screw Maemaduke……lets roll.
October 3rd, 2011
screw Marmaduke……lets roll.
October 3rd, 2011
Screw Marmaduke…….lets roll.
October 3rd, 2011
“Brain what are we going to do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.”
October 4th, 2011
That will teach them to forget putting diapers on us.
October 4th, 2011
Dog 1: “Honey, do you even know how to drive this thing?”
Dog 2: “Of course I do! Now shut up and let me drive”
Dog 1: “……… We’ve been in this parking lot for half an hour, I think people are starting to stare”
October 4th, 2011
Damn Fred! When you said your dogs could fetch, I never thought they were this good!
October 4th, 2011
Well, here we are at Walmart. You wanna be the service dog today?
October 5th, 2011
No one’s around…you wanna do it in the back seat before she gets back?
October 5th, 2011
Bitch, bitch, bitch all the way here!!!
October 5th, 2011
I don’t care what the GPS said, we are NOT in kansas anymore,
October 5th, 2011
” If our master doesn’t come out with a toy for us we are rolling out of here!”
October 6th, 2011
“Couldn’t you park any closer the fire hydrant?!”
October 6th, 2011
ITALIAN JOB doggy style…
October 7th, 2011
“Wwhat do you mean you’re really a dog?? I worked on this Goldendoodle costume for weeks!!”
October 7th, 2011
“Damn Dawg!!!! This is some good weeed!”
October 8th, 2011
What? I like Lady Gaga.
October 8th, 2011
Whadda ya looking at me for? You are the freak with imposable thumbs in your breed, right?
October 8th, 2011
” You drive , I lick my nuts”
October 10th, 2011
I thought you said you knew how to drive a stick?
October 10th, 2011
“What do you wanna do?”
“I dunno, what do you wanna do?”
October 10th, 2011
‘ START THE CAR, START THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!
October 10th, 2011
Can you believe she farted in the car and then shut us up in here with it?
October 11th, 2011
Are you sure i look ok? Thankyou…I just wanna look good incase we are photoed for peopleof walmart.
October 12th, 2011
“Honestly… I don’t know why you just don’t pull over & sniff someone’s ass for directions. Men!”
October 12th, 2011
I’m not leaving here until you admit you were looking at that cute lil poodle on aisle 5.
October 12th, 2011
“Look Benji, I’m sorry about your wife, but doesn’t my new seat-cover look great?!”
October 13th, 2011
Thelma (Dog 1): Driiive Louise! Drive! Drive the car! Go! Go! Go go go go go go!
Louise (Dog 2): You robbed the store? You robbed the whole damn store?
October 13th, 2011
Dog 1: “Hey Louise, better slow down, I’ll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket. Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?”
Dog 2: “No we shouldn’t, but I want to put some distance between us and the SCENE OF OUR LAST GOD DAMNED CRIME! “
October 13th, 2011
Are you going to tell him you shit in the ashtray or should I ?
October 14th, 2011
Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
October 15th, 2011
Cruisin’ WalMart…lookin’ for bitches!
October 18th, 2011
Bong didi Bon da dangy dang digy digy
October 19th, 2011
I don’t care! If they’re not back pronto I’m gonna shit right in the drivers seat so move it!
October 19th, 2011
We should totally go to a cat house dawg!
October 20th, 2011
Who decided you should drive? -I’m the best driver. – R not – am too – R now – am too…
October 21st, 2011
Geez, you’re a lousy driver! I swear, you drive like a CAT!
October 21st, 2011
“Rufus, I told you to go before we left the house. You know their bathrooms are dirty. I should have married John Clark.”
October 22nd, 2011
say dawg where we going now?
October 23rd, 2011
honey, you can’t look any worse than those people on that “PeopleofWalmart.com” website! Now lets go in and get something to eat, I am starving!
October 24th, 2011
Bitch, I pretended to like your perm… I’m not pretending to like your driving!
October 26th, 2011
“Damn bitch, I thought you said you could drive a stick”.
October 29th, 2011
Why’d you kill my sister and use her fur to cover your seat?
November 3rd, 2011
Thelma and Louise ( I don;t know which bitch is which)
November 5th, 2011
Don’t lie, I saw you look at that poodle.
November 6th, 2011
Aww, c`mon man…Its your turn, I went in the last time !
November 7th, 2011
Dog Park
November 8th, 2011
I told you this would happen.. it starts with “hey sparky get me a beer from the frig”.. now its a list and a trip to walmart!
Yeah, well lets see funny he thinks it is when we max out his credit card..
November 10th, 2011
“Shit! I read the book on how to hot wire a car, but which one is the red one?
They all look grey to me!!”
November 14th, 2011
“All clear, you can back out now.”
December 8th, 2011
Dude we been waiting for him for two hours now let’s leave him!!!
January 23rd, 2012
NO Sasha…..this isn’t funny. I am not going into wal-mart to buy hotdogs!
January 23rd, 2012
“Ready to chase some cars now, Spike?”
October 13th, 2012
Why the f*ck are we driving a sh*tty little mini cooper??
November 10th, 2012
i think wh should leave..what do you think?
December 12th, 2012
Dude you should have taken a right back at the fire hydrant.
Nag, Nag , Nag. You sound like my wife.
May 12th, 2013
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