Caption Contest!



Ha! It’s like a Gary Larson Far Side comic come to life! Anyway, I’m feeling quite simple today so I’d appreciate it if you guys captioned this little live-action comic strip for me. AMUSE ME PUPPETS! DANCE FOR YOUR DOLLAR AND AMUSE ME FOR MY LOVE!!!!

South Carolina

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Caption Contest!, 7.5 out of 10 based on 22 ratings

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  1. Becky Logan

    “And you’re reaching the pedals how?”

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  2. bleu

    Ya, Rover, we can hump in the back seat but I’d like a little more privacy…..

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  3. Rita

    I thought we were going to the vet not Walmart! You liar!

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  4. D Bragg

    I told you to use the GPS!

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  5. Wes

    “Hey Rex, don’t you hate it when we have to drive Master home from the bars when he passes out in the back?”

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  6. Jay

    “Ya think they’d notice if we changed the music station?”

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  7. rachel

    I told you to park in a more shaded spot, see your gonna get burnt….you never listen to me!

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  8. kenny sayre

    Hey honey why you get the sheep skin seat cover?

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  9. kim sundaram

    your spy cars a mini???

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  10. Amber

    “Hey, I thought you were going to let me drive this time!”

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  11. Cass

    “Seriously, Bob? A Mini Cooper?”

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  12. Ardie

    “We get the car, and you take us to WAL-MART?”

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  13. kathy

    I told you a hundred times….No CAT products in the house!

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  14. Cris

    So you still gonna give me road head!?

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  15. jon

    can i drive

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  16. jonathan franklin

    ok, water, food, there’s a half tank of gas to get us to the docks where we can hop a ship to switzerland. u can hotwire, right?

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  17. I’m going to get the hotdogs & you get cold cuts and meet me back here at the car before they get back!

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  18. If she brings back another one of those pink sweaters…. I’m running dude!

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  19. Ardie

    “We get the car, and you take us to WAL-MART?!”

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  20. Abby

    Wanna go to Walmart?

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  21. energizer

    “No Sparky, you cannot come in with me! Last time all you did was sniff crotches and then you humped that woman with the balls on her socks.”

    “NO! STAY!”

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  22. Wes

    When John’s friends told him that he was leaving the bar with a couple of dogs, he didn’t believe it until he sobered up the next morning.

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  23. Yvette Zahir

    “When the skating waitress comes to take our order, try not to bark, wag your tail or turn circles in your seat.”

    “O.K., but do you think she’ll notice your paw when you try to hand her the money?”

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  24. Kendra

    “Look, I used to have a twin brother. They turned him into a seat cover for chewing up a pair of houseshoes. What do you think they’ll do to you if you steal this car????”

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  25. Jesus Christ

    K daddy $20 for a good licking $60 for doggy!

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  26. Ben

    Bitch, we ain’t stopping for directions.

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  27. Christal

    “Dude, did we drop the humans off at the dog park?”
    “Yeah. Maybe they shouldn’t smoke so much pot.”

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  28. Jpark

    “well I am excited…I think he said we are both getting tutored today”

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  29. Neemie

    Hurry up before he comes back… It’s MY turn to scoot my ass on the furry seat!!

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  30. branetheory

    You fixed?? I can’t support any more litters…..

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  31. Jessica

    New use for a see and eye Dog. Only trouble is to get them not to stick there head out the window while driving.

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  32. You’re a DOG! ~ You’re a BITCH!

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  33. April Diaz

    Its you and me against the world!

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  34. Adam

    “Now, when we get in there, we’re only getting bones. If you ask for a squeeky toy this time, I will pull down your yoga pants and spank you in front of everyone!”

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  35. Jenn

    “They’re never going to let us in there.” [Dog Left]
    “Sure they are, it’s Walmart, they let Dogs in all the time.” [Dog Right]

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  36. Aaron

    What are you doing? That’s where Jim sits!
    We got to get you outta here, he’s going to turn you into the other seat cover!

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  37. david heaton

    i dont know harry, its not like,oh my god was that you wow roll down the window or something good ghandi cough cough,its in my mouth

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  38. Cherie

    Having to drive the humans to Wal-Mart and not being allowed to go in really sucks.

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  39. Ernie

    You forgot the list, didn’t you….

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  40. John C

    @Jessica… what the hell is a see and eye dog? Do you mean seeing eye dog?

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  41. Adam

    “He said ‘stay in the CAR.’ He didn’t say we couldn’t take it with us”

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  42. Eric M Risner

    Why do we always have to stay in the car, I just saw I guy walk buy with more hair than both of us on his back!!!!!!!

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  43. Scott Livingston

    Shut up Butch!! Let me drive, you see what happened to your brother!! He makes a comfy seat cover!

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  44. signguy

    Have you ever done it doggy style… ?

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  45. Mike

    Jess and Dexter wait patiently as a cat approaches the front of the car… “Wait for it, wait for it, NOW!!!! PUNCH IT!!!!!”

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  46. BoBo

    “Just be cool and they’ll never notice…..”

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  47. Metal

    Let’s go, I told you there was no fire hydrants here…

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  48. michelle

    “Why do you get to drive? that’s obviously my spot, the cover is made of my fur!”

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  49. Dark Eyes

    Why did you park way back here? You are ashamed to be seen with me because I am a different breed aren’t you? I am the only Bitch that will ever love you & this is the treatment I get? Its a damn good thing that you are so talented at licking yourself because that what you’re gonna have to do from now on!

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  50. Robin E.

    “O.M.G.!!! That’s my person’s truck… Behind me!!! Just DON’T look over there! Maybe he didn’t see us while we were stuck together!!! Just act cool!!!”

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  51. brad

    ONLY BITCHES DRIVE MINIS

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  52. Jon

    What we saw in there cannot be unseen! I warned you! Do you not remember seeing the People of WalMart website? We should have known better!

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  53. “i think its the red wire to blue…or is it red to green? i don’t know, just hurry up so we can get out of this hell hole!”

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  54. Hannahbug

    Walmart on our first date? Bitch, please.

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  55. Bored@work

    “Well, we’ve made it this far……I don’t see why we should stop now!”

    “What about the guy guarding the door?”

    “We’ll need a cat and some fire crackers, but I have a plan!”

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  56. Scott Livingston

    Who Farted!!

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  57. M

    We’re too good looking for WalMart. Let’s just go home.

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  58. Sue White

    “How long is the bitch gonna be in there, sheesh?”

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  59. Public Enema

    Her “your not supposed to park so close to the fire hydrant”. Him “but I really had to go and have you seen the washrooms inside?”

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  60. elravienne

    I swear, you pester me about my driving one more time and I’ll make you into a car seat cover that matches the one I’m sitting on!

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  61. meredevil19

    You are worse than the kids!!! I always have to pull off so you can take a piss!! And get that dumb look off your face you know what I am talking about.

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  62. Jason J

    Dog 1 “The hell you starin’ at?”

    Dog 2 “Holy shit! It’s a talking dog!”

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  63. Scott Livingston

    Oh darn! CHEATERS just caught us!!

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  64. Bruce Valance gets chauffeured by his dog to walmart.

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  65. Brad Beal;

    Look if the bitch comes back with that store brand dogfood again I’m taking a big dump on her bed…you with me?

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  66. Ricardo Tovar

    Sheep skin seat cover…. Really? That’s soo like 1980.

    I know, it’s soo ironic.

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  67. Eric

    These are quite possibly the 2 least annoying bitches you will ever encounter at Walmart.

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  68. Joe

    Pu-lease don NOT where that collar in there? I don’t want to end up on peopleofwalmart.com!!!

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  69. Scott Livingston

    Oh darn! CHEATERS just caught us!

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  70. Public Enema

    I wonder if this store allows service humans.

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  71. Daniel Roach

    “If she walks out of there without the Pupperoni, I say we leave her here”

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  72. Super Rog

    They won’t let me take my seeing eye human inside.

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  73. Scott Livingston

    CRAP!! CHEATERS just caught us!!!

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  74. Adam

    Driver: We’re not leaving until you put your seat belt on
    Passenger: You’re such a bitch

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  75. Yvette Zahir

    (this is not a caption for the picture)
    I posted a caption…it’s the 9th one down, but it says “your comment is awaiting moderation”. What’s up with that? I didn’t use any vulgarity nor did I post a link.

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  76. Syk

    “Did you just fart?”

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  77. Tyler

    Forget the dogs we all know noone going to Walmart can fit in a mini

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  78. Ben

    It’s 50 bones for a paw job, 100 for all the way. I don’t do anal if u want that you’ll have to go get Venessa the chihuahua, and yes that’s why she shakes.

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  79. Tyler

    “Do you see the people coming out of this place, We should be neutering them”

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  80. briscocounty13

    For crying out loud, Carl, will you just get out and ask for directions!

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  81. DT

    Who let the dogs out?! WHO? WHO? WHO? The baha men would be proud.

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  82. Syk

    “I cant believe you swirved to miss that cat!”

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  83. Pete

    You really should let me drive, you can barely see over the dashboard.

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  84. Allison

    awwww! looks like 2 more dogs auditioning for a geico commercial.

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  85. Karen

    Okay~~one more time~~YOU grab the treats~~I distract the greeter~~ Then, we run like hell and meet back here!

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  86. Christina Mobley

    “dont give me that look, I know how to drive.”
    “i’ve got a bad feeling about this”
    “dont be a whip lets go before she gets back”

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  87. Rich Bennett

    Listen Shorty , I’m big , hairy , and I need to buy a thong , so you can stay here, I was Born to shop at Walmart !

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  88. Doug

    “I didn’t bring the fake ID. Did you?”

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  89. Montrese

    “Put the window up??? B*tch are you crazy?!?!?”

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  90. Lisa Spence

    No Way dude! I am not going in Walmart! Do you know what kind of animals shop there?

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  91. Gloria

    What if we see People of Walmart?

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  92. Syk

    “Rock paper scissors? Loser goes in to get the flee shampoo.”

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  93. A Terranova

    “Ya think he got caught?” – “It ‘s Wal Mart Curly, he’ll come running out any minute.”

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  94. Roseann Richardson

    I should’ve listened to my mother. She told me to marry a Police Dog.

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  95. Nalishag

    really? Your gonna bring me to mother fxxckung WALMART?!??!

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  96. madz1962

    “Honey, don’t forget the Diet Old Roy.”

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  97. Funk

    2 dogs, one car

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  98. Joe Kissinger

    DUDE! COULDN’T YOU WAIT TILL WE GOT OUTSIDE! THE WINDOWS ARE UP!!!!

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  99. Paul

    Sure, driving to Wal-Mart sounded good, but we should have first figured out how to open a door without opposable thumbs.

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  100. Nic

    Bitch, for the last time, I’M driving.

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  101. ted

    Damn Rex, I wish he’d hurry up in the store. I gotta poop.

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  102. phantom

    Are we there yet ?

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  103. Sucio

    Do it… no one’s watching.

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  104. Dawn

    I TOLD you to ask for directions… now look where we ended up !

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  105. JL

    We’re here!

    You ran that red light back there.

    Really?

    Stupid bitch.

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  106. Jason

    When I told you I thought “mini’s” were cute… I only meant the car.

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  107. Because, Frank, I’m only 15 in dog years, hell, I don’t even have a license! You, however, are 36 so it’s less suspicious if you buy the cigarettes… Geez!

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  108. Because, Frank, I’m only 15 in dog years, hell, I don’t even have a license! You, however, are 36… It’s less suspicious if you buy the cigarettes… Geez!

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  109. Reeseman

    “Can I work a stick? I thought you said FETCH a stick!”

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  110. Worse than being at Walmart. Being dumped at Walmart. ” I’m leaving you John”.

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  111. Ugh! Not again. You really need to get an extra set of keys made.

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  112. SAL

    “BOY ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND STARE AT ME, OR DRIVE THIS DANG CAR”?

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  113. Nic

    I have an idea. Let’s ditch Henry and go eat at that new Thai restaurant we’ve been wanting to check out. He ass deserves it for bringing us to this s***hole.

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  114. Elisabeth - A coastal girl.

    Why do you always have to park so far from the door???

    I don’t want to get a ding in the doors!

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  115. Barbie A Parsons

    Did you see that weirdo that just walked by? These WalMartians are so strange!

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  116. Lisa Crain

    “Okay…….chinese fire drill……1…..2…..3……GO!!

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  117. notalenthack

    something stinks…… check your shoes.

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  118. Matt

    Nows our chance roscoe, lets boogie, she never shares her cheeseburgers with us anways!

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  119. Susan Maves

    I dunno…what do you wanna do?

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  120. “Does my coat make me look fat?” No honey, the COAT doesn’t make you look fat….

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  121. jt

    I didn’t have the keys. You had them when we went into the store. Yes I know I had to come back to get the list, But I gave them to you when you were looking at the jewelry…..THEY’RE IN THE BASKET!

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  122. toeachhisown

    Got to hand it to all the commenters today. Thanks for the laughs!

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  123. tom

    Thanks for stopping this mini Cooper, cuz I had to take a mega pooper

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  124. mike harper

    I think I should drive, you’ve had to much to drink !!

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  125. stupidtalk

    you smell cat piss ?

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  126. Scott

    “Are you going to back this thing out, or are you just going to sit there like a little bitch!”

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  127. Jason J

    Dog 1: “The hell you lookin’ at?”

    Dog 2: “Holy crap a talking dog!”

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  128. John

    “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of Milk Bones, I’m neutered… and we’re driving a Mini Cooper”

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  129. John

    Wanna try and pick up some bitches??

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  130. WhaWhat

    Yo dog, Why we be at the Walmart?
    My Dog, we gots to get some better kibble.
    Fo sho dog. Turn up some of dat Snoop Dog and let’s find out who let “us” out.

    For sho.

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  131. Bob Hope's Ghost

    this is walmart, I said PETsmart!!

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  132. JEFF

    DRIVER: Look man, stop giving me sh!t or I will turn you into a seat cover like the last dog we had!

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  133. Michael Wyatt

    We can so go in. Have you seen the folks that go in there? . . . They’ll never notice us.

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  134. Anonymustly

    Ernest, here’s all you need to know about driving. See that fur seat cover you’re sitting on? That’s Sparky. You remember Sparky, don’t you? He put the dent in the left-rear fender.

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  135. Aadreona

    “Did you get the Beggin’ Strips?”

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  136. Scooter

    Where do you want to go?

    I dunno. Where do YOU want to go?

    Dunno. Where do YOU want to go?

    Oh, just go!

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  137. Mike Reiley

    Look for the last time– we can drive ever since the black president… that was a lot harder for them to swallow

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  138. Lauri

    Wish that bitch would hurry up with the Kibble!

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  139. Kris

    “Thelma & Louise took their names a little too serious”

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  140. I said,” No. You can’t drive!”

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  141. Syk

    “Don’t you dare tag me on your check in at Walmart on your facebook app”

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  142. danish72

    Buckle up buttercup, it’s going to be a bumpy ride…

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  143. Joshinya

    “Just try to look normal…..like you do it all the time….like you belong in that seat.” “I know, I know. Stop telling me what to do.” “Well hurry before they come back out. I can’t stand the thought of another week of O’l Roy!”

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  144. SR

    Watch for them look for the car when they come out the door. Once they call to report it stolen well pick them up…hehehe.

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  145. Joe

    Dog to the left : “You only love me for my blonde hair and 8 boobies”.
    Dog to the right: “Bitches…Now did you bring the coupons, I had $2 off for a “Brats” doll in there!”

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  146. Syk

    “Dammit, I got the side with the broken window”

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  147. Billy

    [dog on left] “Yo! Dog, we just pooped your ride!”
    [dog on right] “Yeah, boy….. Wait don’t you mean pimped?”
    [dog on left] “Uhh… Yeah ‘Pimped’….. Just don’t check the back seat”

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  148. Slowburn

    Driver Dog: See, I TOLD you you should have gone BEFORE we left. Now we have to stop HERE just so you can go.
    Passenger dog hears: GO? did you say GO?

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  149. Syk

    “OMG, I just saw some toy poodle in there wearing a tutu with a thong and hooker heals, and I got the pic to post it to POW”

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  150. Northerngirl

    Rex and Toby hated doing surveillance for Ace Ventura but at least the Walmartians were entertaining.

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  151. poodle

    I TOLD YOU TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS ,,,,,BUT KNOWWWWW YOU HAVE TO BE A PRIDEFUL MAN………….

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  152. keith feldman

    its lady and the tramp! of coarse their lost the tramp let the lady drive. lol

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  153. Ben

    You know how slow the lines move in Wal-mart. Wanna hop in the back and do it human style while we wait?

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  154. clark

    I like the seats,but I just wish there was more leg room.

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  155. Kayla

    “Maybe now they’ll think twice about sleeping through our morning walk time.”

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  156. Chris

    “Did you let the dogs out?”

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  157. Roseann Richardson

    She: “Hey, while the crazy lady’s in WalMart, why don’t WE got to Petsmart?”
    He: “I smell a McDonald’s….do you smell McDonald’s?”

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  158. em

    I won’t be long. Do you want to come in or are you just going to wait here?

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  159. Fourspot

    That wasn’t bad, but you’re still a bitch.

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  160. forbidmenot

    do you think Wonder Dog was gay…in real life ?

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  161. Matt

    It’s not me. It’s you!

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  162. bleu

    funny one, NoTalent

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  163. Kyle H.

    “Are you barking mad!?”
    ‘Don’t make me sheer you for another seat cover.”

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  164. Son of Sam's Club

    Hey, can we get some humpin privacy here? F off!

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  165. KEEBLSD

    I swear, this is where he said ALL the bitches go.

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  166. danish72

    buckle up buttercup, it’s going to be a bumpy ride

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  167. Kermit

    That BITCH is taking forever. Let’s roll.

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  168. joew

    “hurry honey lock the door a pit bull is walking up to the car.”
    “when did you become a racist bitch?”

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    September 29th, 2011

  169. The Blade

    “It’s the first of the month. Why else would it be so crowded in there?”

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  170. sportsbobn

    “if she buys us ‘Ol Roy’ again, I’m runnin’ her ass over!”

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  171. mm

    People need to stop leaving pets in parked cars…even if it isn’t hot and dangerous, it still isn’t wise.

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  172. bleu

    @ BILLY – Sounds like Shitty Shitty Bang Bang all over again……

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  173. chixwifdix

    Geez, you’d think they’ve never seen two bitches in a car at WalMart before.

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  174. goose

    If you fart one more time with the windows up I swear I will neuter you with my bare teeth!!

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    September 29th, 2011

  175. Jay

    Been chasing these things all our lives……… finally we caught one…….now what are we going to do with it?

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  176. Jay

    Been chasing these things all our lives……… finally we caught one…….now what do we do? GO TO WALMART!?

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  177. Balfour Girl

    Start the car!!!!! Start the caaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!

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  178. wray

    Passenger: Are you sure Wal-Mart has pregnancy test??
    Driver: Yeah, I’m sure.. You know, this wouldn’t be happening if you didn’t tell me you were fixed!
    Passenger: I thought you were fixed..
    Driver: Just go get the test bitch..
    Passenger: Just you wait .. I’m getting you for puppy support!

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  179. Joe123

    Why you don’t let the bitch drive.

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  180. Patrick

    Okay ..its grass, gas, or ass…no-one rides for free!

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  181. kreeus

    ~’All Dogs Go To…Walmart’
    ~’Bitch, I said PetsMart…’
    ~This isn’t the Flea Market!

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  182. TommyBoy

    “Well, if you like burgers give ‘em a try sometime. I can’t usually get ‘em myself because my owner’s a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? “

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  183. ” Do you think we will get into trouble when they find the logs in the back?

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  184. TommyBoy

    … and then that cat yelled, “I’m walkin’ here!” right before you ran him over.. hilarious!

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  185. TommyBoy

    Dog license, driver’s license. What the freakin’ difference?

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  186. david

    Passenger: You really plan on wearing that???
    Driver: What its fine just running in to get some Kibbles and bits!!
    Passenger: You’re going to end up on Dogs of Wal-Mart….AGAIN!!
    Driver: I got style bitch!!!!!!!!
    Passenger: WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH??????
    Driver: You you’re a female and you my Bitch!!! Pimpin Puppy’s Bottom Bitch!!
    Passenger: No Ass Sniffin for you tonight!! Betta go call Lassie!!
    Driver: Bitch get to walking I hope u get hit by a car!!! And you wonder why i never let you off the chain!!

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  187. Kim Obee

    Now Bob, your not going to have another accident in the store like last time are you?

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  188. david

    Driver:Pimpin Bitches out tha Mini Cooper!!Gotta keep a Bitch on a Short Leash Put ya game face on here comes Old Yeller!! Bitch get back in the car act natural its Rin-Tin-TIn he aint shit since he got that damn badge acting all high and mighty Ima Mike Vick his no nuts having ass!!! Its hard out here for a Pit!!
    Passenger; You’re a mutt!!
    Driver: My daddy was a pit my daddy before his daddy was a pit!! Thats all i know is Pitting!!! Pitting aint easy!!!
    Passenger: Yo daddy aint no damn Pit he a Pug!!! He aint been seen since that dude in the Falcons jersey picked him up!!
    Driver: What you say Bitch!! Leave my daddy outta this!!!!!!!

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  189. Emily

    White dog: “Dude… it’s hard to get over mom when your seat-cover…”
    Black dog: “Let it go…”

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  190. bella

    “Dude…crack the window if your gunna do that”

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  191. Jen

    Don’t you feel kinda bad because our owner is in there getting dog treats for us?

    Nah….it’s a dog-eat-dog world….now let’s get out of here!

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  192. Sean

    “This is our chance…just drive buddy – can’t you see they already made a car seat cover out of Fred?!”

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  193. lazlow3

    It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.

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  194. Zhanna

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
    A Royale with cheese.

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  195. Jack Brown

    Shut up, BITCH!

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  196. Dave

    Yo bro! You want to go cruising for some bitches?

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  197. M.M.M

    I thought u know how to hotwire a car!

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  198. William Henderson

    “We can’t ditch him… He’s got the keys in the store with him!”

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  199. funik

    We got the car. Now GO! GO! GO!

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  200. Mike

    I don’t care if its your mothers birthday,I’m not going into Walmart and buy her a gift,she’s a bitch.

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  201. Matt

    “Like a said, Patricia. You are a total bitch behind the wheel!”

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  202. Matt

    “Gawd, Marsha! You are a total bitch when you drive!”

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  203. was it good for you????

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  204. DLP

    Dog left. Dude are you nervous??? What the hell….
    Dog right. Woooopss HAHAHAHA!!! Does it still smell like my asshole, or does it smell like someone found the Taco Bell dumpster door open, and my asshole?? HAHAHAHA!!

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  205. Underdog

    Yiu can tell from the smell that the guy who sold us this car let dogs ride in it.

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  206. KBilm

    Hey Scout… ya think ‘ol lard ass will remember the dog food this time? You know he’s gonna forget and that greek yogurt I ate while he fell asleep watching Tosh gave me a wicked case of gas.

    Yeah, no kidding Fluffy, how could I ever forget that night… you reeked!

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  207. Jay

    YOU BITCH! You never listen, I said PetsMart..

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  208. Larry Keeton

    Gas, grass or ass, bitch. Nobody rides free.

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  209. Judith

    Dawg! Whatchu waitin’ fo?

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  210. Eddie

    “I didnt see you buy the brownies on the console…” “those arent brownies…”

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  211. Hey Rusty
    Yea Bandit
    Are you sure “Daddy” said that it would take the Super Cooper or the Pooper Scooper to clean up that mess.

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  212. SmokyJoe

    “Seriously Ralph? On my car seat? Do you know how hard it’s gonna be to get that out?”

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  213. gail

    I call shotgun!

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  214. Dorothy

    I knew we should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

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  215. Lily

    Driver: “We are not leaving this spot until you tell me who that bitch was, I saw you sniff her ass and it didnt look like you were just saying hello!!!”

    Passenger: “Im telling you I was just asking her what kind of shampoo she used so my jerry curl wont mat up this winter!!! ”

    Driver: “YOU LIE YOU BASTARD!!! GET IN THE BACK SEAT YOUR IN THE DOG HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!”

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  216. Brian

    Hey, I drove here, you go in and get the dog food!

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  217. POSTech

    “You can’t park worth shit!”
    “Not with you yapping in my damn ear!”

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  218. Shon

    “Hey, move over you said I could drive.”
    “Oh no! I saw you drink out of that toilet bowl, I’m not gonna let you risk getting a DUI”

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  219. mike

    Hey Scruffy…when we get in there don’t embarrass me! And don’t for get the “barks” root beer.

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  220. Scott

    You’re so mean to me Bruce. This Mini is not the car for gay guys. I think it accentuates the brown in my ears.

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  221. Laurie

    Did you remember the reusable shopping bags?

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  222. Ron

    “I thought you said we could pick up girls here Pete,all I see are cars”

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  223. stormydae

    I’ll keep the car running, don’t for get the catnip.

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  224. Dick

    Ooh! Burger King Drive through!

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  225. Keith B

    We are going to sit right here until you shut up.

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  226. nacholibre

    WHOAAAAAAAAA Dude! What the heck happened last night????

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  227. bleu

    Funny stuff, people. We need more dog pictures.

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  228. Erin

    “How long have we been waiting?”
    “I’m a f*cking dog how should I know, but if she’s not back in 5 mins I’m taking the car”
    “Cool, sooo how long is 5 mins?”
    …*sigh* “Just shut up”

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  229. WildBill

    -Your one sick pup! I told you to get rid of sparky, not turn him into your seat cover!!

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  230. michael hart

    So,how do we get out of this thing,fur-face?

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  231. The Hog

    Think we have time for a blowjob?

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  232. Christopher Ward

    “Yes, I know Walmart has a McDonnalds you idiot, but this plan won’t work unless there is a drive thru!”

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  233. whay are we here? PETS mart! not WAL mart! dammit you bitch… last time i let you drive my mini!

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  234. Michele

    (Female dog in drivers seat): “I swear I saw a lizard, a monkey and a bird go in. And none of them had a leash on. I say we break out of here.” (Male dog in passengers seat): “Whatever, Bitch, I told you I called Shotgun. And anyway, the lady said we were going to a Mini Pooper. I don’t see one anywhere and I really gotta take a crap.”

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  235. Wal-Mutt, I said Wal Mutt!

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  236. Jamey

    “Look, were only running in for Kibbles and a Rawhide. I AM NOT walking around this freakin’ place for three hours while you sniff every piece of crap in the store.”

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  237. Rick

    Mini pooper driving the Mini Cooper!

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  238. Jon E.

    Ok Curly, remember while mom is in Wal~Mart, Whistle at the pretty ones and Growl at the ugly ones!!!

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  239. Coffy

    I hope that cheap bastard got us Purina instead of Ol’ Roy this time

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  240. SEAWEED

    Wanna cruise for some pussy…uh, I mean, CATS?

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  241. Rob

    “Are you sure your master said it was cool to borrow the car?”

    “It’s the least he could do. He’s been crapping in my water bowl for years.”

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    September 30th, 2011

  242. Jk Lol HI Hop in

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    September 30th, 2011

  243. Dude why is she taking a picture of us? I dont know man but dont look at her maybe she will go away! What if she dont dude? I dont know man we will figure it out ok! Dude you cant trust anyone anymore what if she tries to take us? BITE HER!!!

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    September 30th, 2011

  244. Chris

    It’s a Mini, so the small dog get to drive you dumbass!

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    September 30th, 2011

  245. stacy

    Driver: No, you can’t drive, you drove last time.
    Passenger: You say that everytime. If I could open this door I would be so out of here.

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    September 30th, 2011

  246. Randy Stevens

    It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago…….

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    September 30th, 2011

  247. Tubaman

    Passenger: “Why’d you park so far away?”
    Driver: “Because you need the exercise”
    Passenger: “Mongrel.”
    Driver: “Bitch”

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    September 30th, 2011

  248. SELDON

    If u even think of driving this car……

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    October 1st, 2011

  249. Seldon

    If you even think of driving this car…….someone’s gonna geta hurt real bad.

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    October 1st, 2011

  250. Gunflyer

    The dog in the driver’s seat is named Audi Murphy

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    October 1st, 2011

  251. Thoml we outta cruise down to the beach? Nah, let’s just sit here and watch the girls go by.

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    October 1st, 2011

  252. Susan

    Dude, ROAD TRIP!!!

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    October 1st, 2011

  253. di

    lets get packing headed to yellowbone park !!!

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    October 1st, 2011

  254. Jerry

    Muppets take Wallyworld

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    October 1st, 2011

  255. Dan

    Hey. Are we suppose to leave the window open for the human n the back seat when we get out?

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    October 1st, 2011

  256. MIke

    Too bad we gotta pick it up! i wish the asian place delivered!

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    October 1st, 2011

  257. London

    What you say buddy that we leave this trash here where we found it and go get some decent food for a change? They be in there for hours and maybe we can find a better gig to take us in while cruisin in this ride!

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    October 1st, 2011

  258. Cary

    It’s a Dog-gone Pooper S “cooper”

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    October 1st, 2011

  259. Elisa

    Lets ditch the her!

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    October 1st, 2011

  260. LadyBug

    “I am only here for one thing. I don’t want you buying up the whole dog food aisle like you did last time.”

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    October 1st, 2011

  261. Chris

    “Ok. We’re here. So, did you decide yet: squeaky ball or pig ear?”

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    October 1st, 2011

  262. Typical Male, never asks for directions!

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    October 2nd, 2011

  263. Mike P

    “Stupid Bitch, I said Meijer, not Walmart!”

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    October 2nd, 2011

  264. poorly rated

    Punch Buggy!!!

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    October 2nd, 2011

  265. Melster

    “I said grab his wallet, not EAT his wallet. What are we supposed to do now, genius?” “Dude, chill! Just wait til morning. The money, the credit cards, the WORLD will be OURS!”

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    October 2nd, 2011

  266. Rina

    Don’t look at me in that tone-of-voice.

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    October 2nd, 2011

  267. Gene

    I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque!

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    October 2nd, 2011

  268. Tom Foster

    At least it is a Mini Cooper!

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    October 2nd, 2011

  269. Drugs

    This bag looks a gram short, dawg.

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    October 2nd, 2011

  270. Ray

    This bag looks a gram short, dawg

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    October 2nd, 2011

  271. KBB

    “Well, since you’re just running in to get a box of milkbones, I’ll wait out here and listen to the news. I want to see if there’s anything new about that cat burglar.”

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    October 2nd, 2011

  272. Justin

    Dude! did you see the B!*#H on isle 7.

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    October 2nd, 2011

  273. Paul

    I say we distch her while she’s inside and go to the park. I gotta pee and they got great tree’s and rabbits to chase later.

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    October 2nd, 2011

  274. F5ABM

    “Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!”

    “Yes, Dear!”

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    October 3rd, 2011

  275. notapowm

    “Ya know, maybe we should shop at Target. It’s a much classier place these days!”

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    October 3rd, 2011

  276. Sondra Brophy

    Your the one that forgot the milk, you go back in!!

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    October 3rd, 2011

  277. LTU1996

    Honestly, couldn’t you have held that one in until we got out of the car? Really!

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    October 3rd, 2011

  278. Donald DiMisa

    “no time to explain just get in”

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    October 3rd, 2011

  279. Cory

    Passenger: I think you took a wrong turn. This is WAL-mart not PETSmart.
    Driver: Don’t tell me how to drive!

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    October 3rd, 2011

  280. Deb2005

    What do you mean we can’t go in that store? I have seen some of the humans they allow in there. It shouldn’t be a problem.

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    October 3rd, 2011

  281. justmy opinion

    One more word,ONE more word and I’ll turn this damn car around!!

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    October 3rd, 2011

  282. evilone

    sparky please try to behave this time huh no more pretending your a stuffed dog toy and scarying the children!

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    October 3rd, 2011

  283. crasy dave

    do u know how to start this thing your name is cooper

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    October 3rd, 2011

  284. crasy dave

    do u know how to start this thing? your name is cooper

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    October 3rd, 2011

  285. Mad Professor

    screw Maemaduke……lets roll.

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  286. Mad Professor

    screw Marmaduke……lets roll.

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    October 3rd, 2011

  287. Mad Professor

    Screw Marmaduke…….lets roll.

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    October 3rd, 2011

  288. Tanya

    “Brain what are we going to do tonight?”
    “The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.”

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    October 4th, 2011

  289. Claygo

    That will teach them to forget putting diapers on us.

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    October 4th, 2011

  290. Teresa

    Dog 1: “Honey, do you even know how to drive this thing?”
    Dog 2: “Of course I do! Now shut up and let me drive”
    Dog 1: “……… We’ve been in this parking lot for half an hour, I think people are starting to stare”

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    October 4th, 2011

  291. David Kasprzyk

    Damn Fred! When you said your dogs could fetch, I never thought they were this good!

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    October 4th, 2011

  292. bill

    Well, here we are at Walmart. You wanna be the service dog today?

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    October 5th, 2011

  293. Seng K

    No one’s around…you wanna do it in the back seat before she gets back?

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    October 5th, 2011

  294. Harold Torres

    Bitch, bitch, bitch all the way here!!!

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    October 5th, 2011

  295. theoffensivedigit

    I don’t care what the GPS said, we are NOT in kansas anymore,

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    October 5th, 2011

  296. A guest

    ” If our master doesn’t come out with a toy for us we are rolling out of here!”

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    October 6th, 2011

  297. “Couldn’t you park any closer the fire hydrant?!”

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    October 6th, 2011

  298. Shane Q

    ITALIAN JOB doggy style…

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    October 7th, 2011

  299. trish

    “Wwhat do you mean you’re really a dog?? I worked on this Goldendoodle costume for weeks!!”

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    October 7th, 2011

  300. Micheal W. Smith

    “Damn Dawg!!!! This is some good weeed!”

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    October 8th, 2011

  301. John Howard

    What? I like Lady Gaga.

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    October 8th, 2011

  302. MasterG

    Whadda ya looking at me for? You are the freak with imposable thumbs in your breed, right?

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    October 8th, 2011

  303. Aaron

    ” You drive , I lick my nuts”

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    October 10th, 2011

  304. Dan

    I thought you said you knew how to drive a stick?

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    October 10th, 2011

  305. The Watery Tart

    “What do you wanna do?”
    “I dunno, what do you wanna do?”

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    October 10th, 2011

  306. CrazyColtFan

    ‘ START THE CAR, START THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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    October 10th, 2011

  307. Becca

    Can you believe she farted in the car and then shut us up in here with it?

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    October 11th, 2011

  308. Patrick

    Are you sure i look ok? Thankyou…I just wanna look good incase we are photoed for peopleof walmart.

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    October 12th, 2011

  309. Jeff Smiley

    “Honestly… I don’t know why you just don’t pull over & sniff someone’s ass for directions. Men!”

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    October 12th, 2011

  310. LeeLee

    I’m not leaving here until you admit you were looking at that cute lil poodle on aisle 5.

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    October 12th, 2011

  311. NH :)

    “Look Benji, I’m sorry about your wife, but doesn’t my new seat-cover look great?!”

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    October 13th, 2011

  312. Katie

    Thelma (Dog 1): Driiive Louise! Drive! Drive the car! Go! Go! Go go go go go go!

    Louise (Dog 2): You robbed the store? You robbed the whole damn store?

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    October 13th, 2011

  313. Katie

    Dog 1: “Hey Louise, better slow down, I’ll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket. Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?”

    Dog 2: “No we shouldn’t, but I want to put some distance between us and the SCENE OF OUR LAST GOD DAMNED CRIME! “

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    October 13th, 2011

  314. Chris Confer

    Are you going to tell him you shit in the ashtray or should I ?

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    October 14th, 2011

  315. KFS

    Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.

    Jake: Hit it.

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    October 15th, 2011

  316. Joel Collins

    Cruisin’ WalMart…lookin’ for bitches!

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    October 18th, 2011

  317. Emily

    Bong didi Bon da dangy dang digy digy

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    October 19th, 2011

  318. Scottie

    I don’t care! If they’re not back pronto I’m gonna shit right in the drivers seat so move it!

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    October 19th, 2011

  319. Loki

    We should totally go to a cat house dawg!

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    October 20th, 2011

  320. CVR

    Who decided you should drive? -I’m the best driver. – R not – am too – R now – am too…

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    October 21st, 2011

  321. OldVet

    Geez, you’re a lousy driver! I swear, you drive like a CAT!

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    October 21st, 2011

  322. Jim Miller

    “Rufus, I told you to go before we left the house. You know their bathrooms are dirty. I should have married John Clark.”

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    October 22nd, 2011

  323. amber

    say dawg where we going now?

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    October 23rd, 2011

  324. J Kellam

    honey, you can’t look any worse than those people on that “PeopleofWalmart.com” website! Now lets go in and get something to eat, I am starving!

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    October 24th, 2011

  325. ciarra

    Bitch, I pretended to like your perm… I’m not pretending to like your driving!

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    October 26th, 2011

  326. Megan

    “Damn bitch, I thought you said you could drive a stick”.

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    October 29th, 2011

  327. Miranda

    Why’d you kill my sister and use her fur to cover your seat?

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    November 3rd, 2011

  328. Philip J Fry

    Thelma and Louise ( I don;t know which bitch is which)

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    November 5th, 2011

  329. Don’t lie, I saw you look at that poodle.

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    November 6th, 2011

  330. Aww, c`mon man…Its your turn, I went in the last time !

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    November 7th, 2011

  331. Alphiebug

    Dog Park

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    November 8th, 2011

  332. citylife

    I told you this would happen.. it starts with “hey sparky get me a beer from the frig”.. now its a list and a trip to walmart!

    Yeah, well lets see funny he thinks it is when we max out his credit card..

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    November 10th, 2011

  333. Jimpame2

    “Shit! I read the book on how to hot wire a car, but which one is the red one?
    They all look grey to me!!”

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    November 14th, 2011

  334. Lynda Starr

    “All clear, you can back out now.”

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    December 8th, 2011

  335. Brian Settles

    Dude we been waiting for him for two hours now let’s leave him!!!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  336. killerb84

    NO Sasha…..this isn’t funny. I am not going into wal-mart to buy hotdogs!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  337. Brian S

    “Ready to chase some cars now, Spike?”

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    October 13th, 2012

  338. Chad

    Why the f*ck are we driving a sh*tty little mini cooper??

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    November 10th, 2012

  339. alexandria kalishman

    i think wh should leave..what do you think?

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    December 12th, 2012

  340. Frank Clark

    Dude you should have taken a right back at the fire hydrant.
    Nag, Nag , Nag. You sound like my wife.

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    May 12th, 2013

  341. Anthony

    All right Ginger, we’re at Walmart. You can go in there and I’ll wait here. Too many animals in there for me…

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    November 15th, 2013

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