Dude, summer is done so get over it. Also, that hair never started so go ahead and cut that out too.
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Yeaw Dude! I am LIKE TOTALLY surfer to the core Dude!
October 1st, 2011
i bet his pants have a huge hole in them! hahahaha,
Looks like Jigsaw from Saw shops at Wal-Mart!
What in the world could be the thought process behind this ‘get up”?
I just don’t get it.
After a little more thought trying to figure this guy out…I do have to give him a point for color coordination. But…Dang….! I Still don’t get it.
It’s Doc from Back to the Future!
This look is actually pretty “hip-hop” at the senior center.
That is super attractive. Did you happen to catch his phone number? I like men in bathing suits… over sweat pants… and a hoodie.. leaves more to the imagination…. NOT!
He must not have any kids living at home with him or they would have told him that he looks like a dork.
this man is most certainly without a woman of any description… i don’t think he even has a dog.
Oh look!!! A new way to shoplift. Just place what you want on over your outfit and walk right out of the store.
Guess he doesn’t want to wear Depends and figured this would be a “fasionable” alternative in case he has another wet fart.
Okay…no plumber pants, no visible tattoos, no crude and vulgar writing on his clothing, all his essentials are covered up…nothing to see here, folks. Move on to the next picture.
Since he’s wearing the bathing trunks, lets be glad he’s got the sweatshirt on…..there could be MOOBS inside!!!!!!
I can’t think of a single reason why anyone would ever need to wear a bathing suit on top of their clothes.
He is actually doing us all a favor, those pants made out of t-shirt material tend to cling, so the swim trunks are saving us from seeing all his junk.
Summer might be over but believe me it’s not over in Texas!! Still in the 90′s. I’m not in Texas but very close. Yuck!! Anyway tgis guy looks like an idiot. Yeah just MY opinion!!
YEAH, I said it.
Awwww, he’s peacocking for his favorite cashier.
My money says he crapped his sweats and needed a quick cover up ! !
Dude, don’t pass me whatever you are smoking
Wearing swim trunks over sweatpants… makes complete sense, right? Layering is in!
It’s ALBINO DAY at the beach.
This picture is so bad my BB Torch took 15 min to load it with full signal!!!
To quote Happy Gilmore “If I saw myself in shorts like those I’d have to kick my own ass.”
October 2nd, 2011
He’s pushing an empty basket.
Is it possible he’s returning it to the proper collection area, out of courtesy for others?
Well, that proves it… he’s a fraud. NOBODY does that at Walmart.
Here’s a real douchebag http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/2628215768.html
I usually where my bathing suit under my clothes… Imma try this style next summer. See how many looks I get!!
just puttin’ a little color into his drab, grey existence . . .
Probably has better luck picking up girls in a shopping cart than I did back in the day driving my 59 Chevy all over town… ?
Ya, ’59 anythings are good……
must have been a little tight in that MG.
Too bad we couldn’t have tried it out……
Is that Larry David curbing his expenditures at Walmart?
October 3rd, 2011
Due to personal experience, I agreee with RENA NEAL that the shorts are probably due to a crotch hole in the sweat pants. I did the shorts/sweat pants thing at the gym, and do at home, though my shorts match much better.
Where there’s a will…….
Must have been one helluva shart!
October 4th, 2011
That’s my brother Edgar in the picture!
Do you not ralize he has to stay out of the sun? YOU try being an albino someday!
November 25th, 2011