October 4th, 2011
Back Flossin’
When did they start making back-thongs? This is a wardrobe innovation that I of all people needed to be appraised of. I mean, they made back butt floss and didn’t even consult me? The more I think about it, I’m just offended I wasn’t even given a heads up. (Find this post on our Facebook page and “Share” it to be entered in our first $75 gift certificate to HalloweenCostumes.com!)
Texas
Back Flossin',
129 Comments, Comment or Ping
All that stands between us and that quivering mound of flesh is a tiny strip of nylon and a cheap metal loop. Pray that the engineering that went into that garment was good…
October 4th, 2011
Look even thongs are bigger in Texas
October 4th, 2011
The ring is to hang her up at the meat packers.
October 4th, 2011
What happens when an M&M loses its shell…
October 4th, 2011
YIKES!
October 4th, 2011
in addition it appears her ass is eating her shorts one bite at a time.
October 4th, 2011
This outfit has alot that can go wrong! With no bra on that ring is holding up alot of weight and not to even mention the way she is walking looks like shes going to trip over that shoe string any min! Hope she doesnt get floor burnt tittys when they catch her fall!
October 4th, 2011
I LAUGH AT THIS WOMAN’S EXPENSE! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
October 4th, 2011
I’m a little curious (and horrified) to know what the front of this garb looks like!
October 4th, 2011
Who ever told her it is OK to go out in public dressed like that, should be shot!
October 4th, 2011
That looks to be some kind of apparatus to keep her butt from drooping. I don’t think it’s natural for butt fat to be touching back fat like that(says The Cat in the Hat).
October 4th, 2011
I’m afraid to know what the front looked like.
October 4th, 2011
The person in the board room that thought they should make a “top” in
3x size should be SHOT!!!! Same thing goes for any board member that voted to make spandex shorts in anything other than S M L… and by large I do NOT mean 1X 2X or 3X…
October 4th, 2011
I am perversely curious as to what the front looks like.
October 4th, 2011
It looks like a bathing suit… but not one I’d ever wanna see like that again!
October 4th, 2011
Anyone else terrified by the fact she obviously can’t wear a bra with this shirt???
October 4th, 2011
let’s focus on some positives:
1- she isn’t bending over to tie that untied shoe lace
2- her husband isn’t wearing a matching outfit
that’s all i got
October 4th, 2011
It appears to be a hoist that is slowly pulling her shorts up into her butt crack. I’m betting she will be talking in a very high pitch.
October 4th, 2011
Look Bubba, She’s wearing the Auto Wedgie 5000 with the elasti crack attachment!
October 4th, 2011
Hell, I’m just glad we can’t see the front…
October 4th, 2011
I promise all she needs is a “BIG DIAMOND ROCK” on her finger and nobody will notice a damn thing else…
October 4th, 2011
No privacy at all wonder if you would like it if it happened to you
October 4th, 2011
I think everyone here making rude posts needs to get a life. She may not be aware of your standards of dress. She may be mentally disabled and wants to be like the other girls wearing something that makes her feel sexy. she is with her man and seems comfortable. Good for her in being courageous in one way or another but for you people who have nothing better to do than make fun of people who don’t even give a shit because she is obviously wearing that, you are a waste of time and space. Get over it and move on….
October 4th, 2011
I can’t tell where her ass ends and her back begins. Yuck.
October 4th, 2011
This is why we shouldn’t bring sexy back…
October 4th, 2011
DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY:
I PROMISE TO NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC. OR PRIVATE. EVER!
October 4th, 2011
Daaaamn!!!! I just love it when the panty line shows.
October 4th, 2011
& Whats up with the check mark shapes on the back pockets?? I dont see a thing in this picture worth getting a check mark for!
October 4th, 2011
Oh & did someone say panty lines? That means this swimsuit she’s wearing is a TWO piece! Yikes! Think about that one with your morning coffee!
October 4th, 2011
I think they are hiding a chubby kid in that cart!
October 4th, 2011
Continuting Marsha’s positive vibes (no matter how unheeded they may be): 3. her hair has been washed recently, 4. her back is pimple free and 5. she is walking – not using the scooter.
October 4th, 2011
I am really tired of seeing people from Texas on here!!! Damn it….they’re makin the rest of us look bad!!
October 4th, 2011
I’m just thankful that it isnt a picture of the front…
October 4th, 2011
Everything is bigger in Texas.
October 4th, 2011
I just love it when a girls legs are so fat that her shorts ride up into her crotch to make it look like her vagina is eating her shorts. om nom nom nom
October 4th, 2011
big booty judy XD
October 4th, 2011
At least there are no tattoos visible.
October 4th, 2011
I hope she beeps before backing up.
October 4th, 2011
I just puked in my mouth.
October 4th, 2011
Lady! Lady! (NOT YOU SIR!) LADY!
If you want your pic taken and posted on POW then please take those effing stupid sneaks off and try on a pair of our Walmart flip flops.
NOT YOU SIR! NOT YOU SIR! HELL NO NOT YOU SIR!
October 4th, 2011
If thats the back. I’d hare to see the front.
October 4th, 2011
They look like a happy couple. just goes to show you, there’s someone for everyone.
Translation: No matter how nasty you are, someone will want to bang you.
October 4th, 2011
Isn’t that adorable, completely changes the look and style of “thongs” forever. Never to be popular again, “honey how do I look in this thong?” Man will never speak again………..
October 4th, 2011
Connecting the “whale tail” with the “bra” is now “in style.”
October 4th, 2011
What is worse is that I actually think that garment may be a SWIMSUIT!! Now, I will leave THAT mental picture up to you…….HA!!
October 4th, 2011
Lets just pray that she doesnt notice that her shoe is untied !!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2011
Damn! She got a BIG Ass!
October 4th, 2011
Say no to crack in any shape, form, or fashion!
October 4th, 2011
*Apprised of, not “appraised of”
October 4th, 2011
Now that’s what you call a wardrobe malfunction … LMAO
October 4th, 2011
So thats what really happened to the “One Ring” its now used to keep that womans close from tearing off..it must be because nothing else is strong enough
October 4th, 2011
I wonder if either she or he have noticed that she has gained a hundred or so pounds since those clothes looked good on her…
October 4th, 2011
Somehow she snagged her granny panties in her bra hook.
October 4th, 2011
OMG………A back…… THONG!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2011
Call me. I’ve got a few choice words for you, asshole. (517) 332-2521
October 4th, 2011
Yes…this is gross. However, can I point out one small thing?
ap·praise
   [uh-preyz] Show IPA
verb (used with object), -praised, -prais·ing.
1.
to estimate the monetary value of; determine the worth of; assess: We had an expert appraise the house before we bought it.
2.
to estimate the nature, quality, importance, etc.
ap·prise
1    [uh-prahyz] Show IPA
verb (used with object), -prised, -pris·ing.
to give notice to; inform; advise (often followed by of )
Yes, I’m a grammar Nazi.
October 4th, 2011
“Can I ASSSK you a question?”
October 4th, 2011
Gotta love a woman who is secure in herself….I got nothing…
October 4th, 2011
Let’s quit with the size prejudice. You don’t like the way she looks, then DON’T look. What business is it of yours that she’s large, and chose to dress that way? Is she hurting anyone? No, I’m NOT obese, and I STILL wouldn’t choose to dress that way, but that’s MY choice. What ever happened to “the land of the free” and “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”?????
October 4th, 2011
TexASSSSS again!!
October 4th, 2011
why do fat peoples legs bend in like that?
October 4th, 2011
She won’t know her shoe is untied till she gets back to the stable. There is no way she could possibly see it looking down!
October 4th, 2011
gettin some exercise
October 4th, 2011
For shit sake DON’T SNEEZE!!!!!
October 4th, 2011
it looks like some sorta bathingsuit and that she just threw jean shorts on over it. i never go out like THAT. sometimes i think thats most people just dont care what they look like when the go in public.
October 4th, 2011
RoseAnn- we might be rude for making fun of her clothes and body, but you just called her retarded. judgemental much?? geez.
October 4th, 2011
Puking … Almost missed the toilet…
October 4th, 2011
WARNING: Contents Under Extreme Pressure! Do Not Shake, Puncture, or Drop from a Height of more than 6 inches!
October 4th, 2011
Hey! Thats me!
October 4th, 2011
Abdullah the Butcher, Jr.
October 4th, 2011
@Natalie “-Let’s quit with the size prejudice.”
Yes, we need to honor our morbidly obese brothers and sisters. Applaud them, cheer them, and yes, even have sex with them. Its the right thing to do.
October 4th, 2011
The only problem I see with this one, is that whatever she’s wearing for a top, be it swim suit or what have you, isn’t covering the lower part of her back. Other then that, there’s really nothing for you people to be rude about. It’s probably summer, and be glad that her ass is fully covered.
October 4th, 2011
Does this top make me look fat??
October 4th, 2011
She’s got curves in all the wrong places! Love the gigantic check marks on her shorts…..cameltoe, check. Undersized shirt, check. Ring in the back for leash, check. She should get someone to tie her shoes before she embarrasses herself.
October 4th, 2011
You know she asked the guy with her….”Honey do I look fat in this outfit?”
October 4th, 2011
Now that is a pig
October 4th, 2011
It cannot be comfortable to be that heavy.
October 4th, 2011
So now we have the Don’t-pick-on-fat-people police, and the grammar police, probably have spelling police hiding out waiting to pounce. On the plus side, The Public-decency cop finally went away. This may come as a surprise to some people but the whole point of this site is to make fun of people who deserve it. If you don’t like it, go away. And remember, if you can’t laugh at yourself, laugh at somebody else!
October 4th, 2011
i don’t know who is uglier and worst dresses the guy or the girl
October 4th, 2011
Looks like her legs are bowing due to the stress….I give her a year and she will be in a handicap spot, electric scooter, and welfare.
October 4th, 2011
@joe blow: The answer is no muscle tone at all. Nada, zero, zilch.
October 4th, 2011
… but can she cook ?
October 4th, 2011
amazing how fast design can loose its sense of direction
October 4th, 2011
Excuse me while I pour bleach on my brain….I just got a picture in my head of them 2 naked & makin’ it ……..YOW !!!!!
Poor mattress !!!
October 4th, 2011
It’s unfortunate that with so many serious problems in this country that people have nothing better to do than pick on others who are overweight. I do feel bad that no one taught her how to dress conservatively and to see herself realistically in the mirror.
October 4th, 2011
The lack of self-awareness humans have is truly astounding!
October 4th, 2011
It’s Front-to-Back’s cousin.
October 4th, 2011
@R U Kiddenme
This is a comment thread about people who have no shame, not a NAAFA convention.
October 4th, 2011
I’d hit that!
October 4th, 2011
I had no idea thongs were made for walrus’ & elephants.
October 4th, 2011
Just imagine her in a reverse cowgirl with her fella there, after some hot and “heavy” 69ing. . .
October 4th, 2011
Stretched as tight as a fiddle string.
October 4th, 2011
Now that gives new meaning to the phrase “Deep in the heart of Texas”…
October 4th, 2011
Its like the Geico commercial with the woman asking honest Abe Lincoln if this dress makes her look fat…..”a little bit” he says.
Actually, it’s not the outfit that makes her look fat, it’s what is in the outfit thats doing it.
And kudos to whoever made the ring holding that whole thing together, must be made of titanium with kevlar reinforced fabric.
October 4th, 2011
COVER UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
October 4th, 2011
… HAHAHAHA!!! Omg …. My question is .. What the hell was this women thinkin? Seriously? I’m on the chunky side as well but damnnnnn dude! She just wanted people to point and laugh. I can say this .. she has balls … caz you would NEVER see me in one of those .. and I’m half her size. Lol .. This proves it … I give up on the Human Race … !!!!
October 4th, 2011
My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2011
Well, at least she seems to have gorgeous skin!
And can we please, PLEASE, do away with the ‘eye bleach/ brain bleach’ bullshit? And the ‘don’t they have a mirror’ crap? Please?
Thanks tons, folks.
October 5th, 2011
I love this site! No matter how shitty my day is I can read these comments and just laugh laugh laugh…..
October 5th, 2011
@ 10 Pounds
Is that collect?
October 5th, 2011
@ 10 POUNDS
Well I tried but some guy with a high pitched voice and a lisp answered and said “10 POUNDS is sleeping right now”.
Was that your Daddy?
October 5th, 2011
need to start dieting
October 5th, 2011
@ Natalie, Roseanne, R U Kiddenme – WHY are you here??? Shouldnt you be in church or something? Just wondering WHY you’d come to a site that obviously makes fun of people.
@ Marsha – *high five*
I always laugh at these people that come here on their high horse trying to defend these skanks. How hilarious! If they wouldnt dress this way, guess what, they wouldnt be on this site! Duh!
October 5th, 2011
Oh &… someone above commented “Yikes!” & NINETEEN people thumbs downed? Huh? *confused look* Who are the people who dont think this is yikes?!
October 5th, 2011
Im going to call her…assback lady cause it looks like she has a ass on her back….btw I second the yikes motion
October 5th, 2011
I can’t find it on Facebook
October 5th, 2011
I’m the real Girl Watcher and 10 POUNDS is such an obnoxious twit that I must answer him. Hope I don’t ruin my image.
October 5th, 2011
@ NENA
Sweetie, this didn’t “happen to her”. Unless she’s got someone who chooses all her clothing and comes over in the morning to dress her — whether or not she wants to wear it — she did this to herself. She is responsible for making herself a spectacle. If she doesn’t want to be a spectacle, then she needs to a) buy a mirror and b) get a fashion clue.
October 5th, 2011
This NOT what Justin meant by Sexyback.
October 5th, 2011
well at least she didn’t bend over to tie that shoe
October 5th, 2011
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve seen all day.
October 5th, 2011
I am disappointed that I am the only one that would hit that!
October 5th, 2011
Avec du shar do villie come
Villie come!
Villie come
(tum de dum dum dum)
Avec du shar do villie come
Hey Bobbiano villie come
Avec du shar do povratee
Povratee
Povratee!
(tum de dum dum dum)
Avec du shar do povratee
Hey Bobbiano villie come
Too toot ta toot toot toot ta too
Toot ta too
October 5th, 2011
NO that’s the humain dog harness , simply hook the leash to the ring and go, she can pull and won’t choke. !
October 5th, 2011
Maybe she put her thong panties on backwards.
October 6th, 2011
AND she’s flossing her butt crack with the way the jorts are riding up in her ass! DOUBLE PLAY!!!!
October 7th, 2011
Que hija de puta! jajajajaja
October 7th, 2011
Overall I’d say she’s ahead of the game. Nothing ass-related peeking out of the shorts, just a minor wedgie. And she has nice skin.
October 8th, 2011
Bet she isn’t there shopping for a belt !
October 15th, 2011
God. 10# of shit has a hell of an ego. Except for this, I haven’t written under my aka for a week or more. What a twit. At my last account he is writing under at least 11 other peoples nicknames.
October 17th, 2011
did anyone else noticedhow high up her ass is.. i couldnt touch my elbow on my ass if i tried. lol
October 20th, 2011
SIX TITS!!!! ha ha!
October 24th, 2011
Where do y’all keep your bales of hay?
October 25th, 2011
It looks like a walruss flossing…
October 25th, 2011
I have laughed out loud more times tonight than I have all month. And ladies that are here to give everyone else hell for laughing…PLEASE GIVE IT A REST! You must have known when you read the title of this site, what you were going to see and hear. You can’t be that naive. So, if it’s not your cup of tea, I think I speak for everyone when I say, no one will be offended if you leave. And I agree with the majority on here, if you’re going to leave your house dressed like that and you actually don’t stop in front of the mirror and say “What the F@#$ Was I Thinking!” then you deserve it. You reserve the right to wear what you want in public and I reserve the right to laugh at what you wear in public…easy!
November 3rd, 2011
I’m even more afraid to see what the front of the shirt looks like
November 6th, 2011
i’m over weight and i would never dress like that at home or in public.why do people dress like that?you are not sexy
December 21st, 2011
Yeah, and just imagine what the front looks like! XP Ewww!
April 27th, 2012
I’m so glad the picture wasn’t taken from the FRONT
June 13th, 2012
Reply to “Back Flossin’”