Men, mustaches, Miller Lite…that’s what Wisconsin does!
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Tonight on a very special episode of “Redneck Theater”, Jimmy Ray, Billy Bob, and Bubba Joe take us on a tour of their trailer park and show us the proper way to barbecue fresh roadkill.
October 8th, 2011
What, no Packers cheese hats? Because that would be truly perfect.
Hey guys, have one for me.
Brewers fans, wrapping up a long night’s celebration…
What!? I’d make a sandwich with the 2 on the right, and let the one on the left watch- after drinking a six pack of Miller lite!
Oh My Goodness!!!!
Move along folks, nothing to see here. I’m always tempted to down a few brews myself after a trip to WM! AND sometimes I can’t wait until I get home!!!
The guy on the right is watching repo man take someone’s pickup truck. The guy in the middle is trying to decide wether or not to kick the a$$ of the person taking the picture. The guy on the left…. is he smiling, burping, or farting? I’m not sure.
Five out of six pits agree…
I am leaning on these guys almost could be mistaken for some cheezy 1970s pornstars……..
Lemme see. The one on the left with NO gut has a shirt on and the other two are showing off their big bellies? What is wrong with this picture?
The guy with the shirt is a TRUE cheesehead, notice he is holding a beer in each hand. By the way bear season is open, Deer season is open for bow & arrow, some birds are open. These three Amigos should be wearing orange hats.
I have a question for men: Why do men shave their heads (double ugly) and then grow beards and sculpt them to look a something only a gynecologist would be used to looking at?
Ladies, no need to rush in all at once…plenty of these guys to go ’round.
obviously a woman took this picture. look at the guy on the left, he’s like “hey baby, how you doin’.”
Well, there’s 3 of you. When do I get to see the others?
No sandals? GOOD MEN! Maybe I will root for The Brewers against the steer queer flip flop fag rangers.
The reason the guy on the left has two beers is because the guy taking the picture said “Hold my beer and watch this” he then took the photo and was immediately beaten down.
and i can’t wait to meet ALL of my girlfriends. maybe we can ALL rent a room and do something really crazy.
They can be had by some lucky guy on Craigslist…..lol
Son of Sam's Club
the infamous buddah belly bandits
A few cool ones before we go home and have some assbergers
“I’m Larry…..this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”
Hey, baby, we’re all that and then some…
The guy on the left…with the two beers…has to be two sheets to the wind.
Not a chance in H*** he’ll remember this.
But he’s happy. Two hands…Two beers! What’s not to be happy about?
I can smell the rancid body odor and beer farts all the way out here in the Pacific Ocean.
the one on the right is kind good looking..lol
…do not adjust your sets.
Moe, Larry & Curly or 3 dickwads…
I think two of them are former Village People!
Three reasons why Megan’s law was passed
oh yeah real great. you know what the even better part is. they still have to drive home.
Hey It’s “the king of the hill” guys visiting from Texas..
Which one is Brett Favre?
SO WHEN DID THE TAILGATING AT WALMART START ? THEY MUST BE WAITING ON THE GRILL TO GET HOT,LOL
See the back of his vehichle is open- its a TAILGATE party!!!!! I been to a few!!!! LOL
Drinking Sprite?! Where is the beer, males?
observe & retort
Only one tat and no mullets between the three of you? You guys are slackin’.
Grrr, I love a sexy bear. I was hard the second I saw this. Woof!
I bet they guzzle semen instead of beer
Y do people feel the need to Tail gate at Wally World ? lol
Not a hotel in the country that would let us in, but ya, that would be awesome…….
one foot over tyhe edge
Still laughing at Coopster’s description of the guy on the left….
one foot over the edge
Got to stop posting after a six pack…….
@Grandma…. BWAHH HAH HAH! I LOVE IT!! Never thought of it like that, but it’s TRUE!!! You gave me my biggest laugh of the day!
Mr. KNow It All
I wonder what Jeff Foxworthy would say about this
hey guys..where’s the beef?
What kind of trash does this? Obviously staged to get on this web site. 2 thumbs down!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily ass.
October 9th, 2011
The progression of disrobing (read from left to right) due to alcohol influence.
This is why I am a Bears fan and stay south of the Cheddar Curtain.
Go to school
Tell LindaS of Staten Island
That she’s a fool
Linda S of Staten Island
Leave the last s off for “stupid suckass”
hey, that guy on the right is kinda cute
somebody got a headache ?
The crew from “Trailer Park Choppers”
again comes the question…… who will be the next Steve Jobs ???
So thats where the village people ended up.
OFF TOPIC: we’ll all say and think what we want about this economy being in the toilet with one flush left to go but if we could dig up Sam Walton and have him run the country for a few years our problems would be over… That man (evil capitalist to some) did more for people than any government ever has.
Do, date, and marry?
guy on the far (does fingers like Ls) right is kinda cute
Shouldn’t this be in D-bagging?….lol
Nah, I just misspelled my user name. But it didn’t show up for once. Usually when I screw it up it goes through the waiting thingy and then it shows up here in glorious technicolor and I look like a dork.
Uh, bigger-than-usual dork.
Wait a minute Earl…whattya mean Walmart doesn’t sponsor NASCAR? Dammit now what’ll we do, they don’t sell beer at home depot so I ain’t cheerin for no tony stewart.
Lite, all right- Light in their loafers ! ! !
I bet these beasts can crush these cans in their bare hands once they’re done drinking their beers ! !
The only thing worse than cheeseheads drinking beer is cheeseheads drinking cheap light beer.
Before they act too studly they need to remember they’re drinkin beer out of the back of a Minivan ! ! !
This is Not at a WM in Wi – there’s only 1 pickup in view ! !
Play “Guess the Bumper Sticker ! ” – there are (2)
(Ans: 1-My kid beat off your honor student (or is that beat up?), and 2) Green Bay Packers)
I suddenly have an incredible urge to go to Pepboys,now!
These do uches look like they’d be happy to be on national TV patting the back of a sweaty Packer as he jumps into the stands in the most obvious,uncalled premeditated celebration in all football- the Lambeau Leap.. . . .
@ Mama Knows
More like…VD, serial killer, and gay ??
$5 shades, $6 haircuts, $8 shorts, $12 worth of beer , and $3.28 combined between them , yet they’re standin there waiting for a jump after their battery died while listening to pregame in the WM parking lot across from Lambeau as if the played for the Packers !
They came early to tailgate and watch the Packers game on one of the t.v.’s in the Wal-mart Electronics Department.
This state and century’s version of the Three Stooges. . .
Don’t kid yourself- That guy only has (2) beers cuz he’s holding 1 of them for the cameraman 1 ! !
Did anyone tell the guy with the faraway look in his eyes his pose only works if his IQ is above 90 , his tattoo costs more than $10 (and is permanent), and Never works in a WM parking lot ! !
Three words…… No My Crowd.
These guys are a headress , a hardhat and a cop badge away from being the gayest guys in N. America in the last 40 years ! !. . .
Those looks will pick up Any chick (under 15 years of age). . .
Hey, “Tough Guy”- that belt came with those shorts, I’ve seen that tattoo before , and you can buy those dog tags at WM, not really too tough if you ask me. . . .
Their Best story is the one about Daddy being a Packers’ shareholder. . .
All tough guys will give you the same B.S. line about being able to drink more cuz they don’t get so filled up . . . .
Did ever see a lassie go dis way and dat way
Did ever see a lassie go dis way and DAT
Go dis way and dat way an dat way and dis a way
Did ever see lassie go dis way an dat
Ooodly papa cow
Papa cow cow
Did ever see a lassie
For Linda S of Staten Island YOU REJECTING FAT BALD ILLEGITIMATE BORN TURD!
It upsets me to see the hatchback…..I so pictured them in a beat up pickup truck with a gun rack and KC lights…..DAMN!!!!!
October 10th, 2011
hey! this is at my local walmart! yeah!
uh…thanks anyway buddy…I’ll pass on that beer.
Just love this pic! The guy on the left has quite a happy-go-lucky tilt to his mustache. Life is still good in beer country, I guess!
What, no cheese hats? Lacking a photo of their license plate, that would be the acceptable alternative ID. That or a badger.
You know, maybe it’s just by comparison with the usual pictures here, but the guy on the right isn’t half bad.
Loving the double-fister on the left, with an expression of some unknown gases escaping his body. The guy in the middle has that “Go ahead, I dare ya” look and Mr Stud on the right is God’s Gift to women. What a crew!
He might not have a gut, but I still don’t think I want to see the guy on the left without a shirt! >.< 'Scuse me y'all, while I go & look @ some Apolo Ohno pictures to soothe my frightened brain…
i cant decide if the guy on the far left is really that drunk or if they snapped the picture mid-burp
Usually doesn’t matter at all but this is one time I WOULD like to see the picture taker…..
@lordofthe (gad) flies
Dude, are you still stuck on that island?
So. . . they shoot gay porn at Walmart now?
The one in the middle looks queer
Why would they feel the need to have a beer in a Walmart parking lot?
Did they just finish a hard day of shopping?
October 11th, 2011
At least they realize they better be good n drunk before going inside.
Even these hicks are smart enough NOT to go inside!
The one on the right is kinda hot!!
“Beerguts of America
Stand up if you can
Stick out yer big beergut
& hoist a cool one in yer hand
Yer beergut is yer buddy
It’s a friend dat’s always near
& all you ever hafta do
is feed it lotsa beer!”
“Beer Gut” by Da Yoopers, 1989
LOL! the one on the right can have my number
yay!!!!!! onalaska wisconsin walmart! my walmart made it! and its beer related wooohooo
October 14th, 2011
Dude it’s Soda Popinski, Bald Bull and Don Flamingo!
3 villages are missing their idiots. Or they’re the new-age village people. ‘choot-em, choot’em!!’
Oh yeah nothing like cracking open a few after a tiring yet fufilling shopping day at Walmart ! That first little dweeb looks like his buddies stretched some black tape over his top lip so he could fit in with the ‘ big guys. ‘
October 15th, 2011
Hey look its soda popinski, Bald bull, and Don Flamingo
That can’t be Wisconsin. There is no snow on the ground. Too warm to be wearing that much clothing.
October 16th, 2011
wissconsin dells walmart
October 17th, 2011
I’d do the guy on the right. Just saying…
October 18th, 2011
Looks like the guy on the left is preparing to emit a resounding belch. *brrrrraaaaaaakkkk*
billy t sparrow
They are filming a gay porno. Its called cleanup in aisle 69.
Look, the kids from That 70′s Show 40 years later…From left to right…Kelso, Hyde, and Forman
October 21st, 2011
Best. Picture. Ever.
October 26th, 2011
Thats Joe Diertay…Not Joe Dirt!
November 3rd, 2011
i like how the guy on the right has 2 beers and the rest have 1
November 25th, 2011
a person by the name of BLEEP
AKA the 3 M’s
December 7th, 2011
… *lives in wisconsin*
… Is it bad if every single one of my almost-step dads look almost exactly like that? xD
December 14th, 2011
thats in Wisconsin Dells haha
January 25th, 2012
Lol as a girl from wisconsin i am ashamed to say yeah this is what we do although i have never drank in a walmart parking lot
May 10th, 2012
LOL Thats in my town!
June 3rd, 2012