October 10th, 2011
Scuba Steve Damn You!
How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Ohio
Scuba Steve Damn You!,
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Ridiculous. They obviously had to put these on before they went in the store since you can’t drive with that crap on. How stupid are people anyway? My guess is another lame attempt to get on this site.
October 10th, 2011
Halloween came early?
October 10th, 2011
Pretty sure if I saw either of them surface in the water it would look like a dead and bloated whale.
October 10th, 2011
Well sure! All you have to do is work hard and don’t tell a soul about the Scuba Squad because then everybody’s gonna wanna join! Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It’s not his fault he can’t read
October 10th, 2011
I understand, they are in Ohio. For those of you who don’t live here. This has nothing to do with water, or any liquid at all. The gas, for the love of God the Gas. These are walmart methane protection systems. When these people blow one out, they blow one out!
October 10th, 2011
WTF? There is NO place to scuba in Ohio.
October 10th, 2011
Sally and John take picking their own lobsters from the tank very seriously.
October 10th, 2011
i usually shop at walmart with a biohazard suit on, but to each their own
October 10th, 2011
Heading for the Sub Shop seems like the natural thing to do…
October 10th, 2011
That’s really weird. (as a SCUBA diver.)
October 10th, 2011
I’m pretty sure that if I saw these two surface, I would push them back under. Douche bags!
October 10th, 2011
Did ever see a lassie go dis way and dat way
Did ever see a lassie go dis way and DAT
Go dis way and dat way an dat way and dis a way
Did ever see lassie go dis way an dat
Oooly papa cow
Papa cow
Papa cow cow
Oooly papa cow
Did ever see a lassie go dis way and dat way
Did ever have a role in the hay with a frisky blond
For Linda S of Staten Island YOU FAT OLD BALD REJECTING TURD
October 10th, 2011
Lol. This is in Columbus! I wish I was there now to see the fail.
October 10th, 2011
Boy when some people come to buy fish in the pet department, they take it way too serious.
October 10th, 2011
Maybe they’re part of a search and rescue dive team because clearly these folks are LOST! No idea how they get behind the wheel with a tank on their back. Did they swim or ride bikes to WalMart??
Lotsa laffs!
October 10th, 2011
MAN, I hate it when I have an awesome outfit and then I see someone else wearing the exact same thing!!!
October 10th, 2011
Word spread quickly that a case of crabs was discovered at the Walmart Pharmacy.
October 10th, 2011
“Too much corporate greed in the air!!! We Need More Oxygen!!”
October 10th, 2011
@ GIRLWATCHER:
Look, GW, either get drunk, laid or arrested, but give the Linda S. bashing a break, okay? She’s not going to read it, or care if she does, so what’s the point?
October 10th, 2011
Hey, the economy is tough! This might be their only vacation they can afford this year! I’m sure the wife complained she wanted to go somewhere they could use the scuba equipment that’s been collecting dust, and he was just accommodating!
October 10th, 2011
If a Tsunami hits Ohio, these guys may be the only survivors.
October 10th, 2011
Let’s be honest…. Who hasn’t gotten “Tanked” and ended up in a WalMart??
October 10th, 2011
Walmart Plumbers just off of a restroom repair dive…
October 10th, 2011
probably just got done cleaning the bathrooms!
October 10th, 2011
Are we absolutely sure that these guys were not part of the HAZMAT in the Baltimore Md Wallyworld yesterday? ” Pass the bleach please ” really does mean something..
October 10th, 2011
This place IS a low dive!
October 10th, 2011
They thought they were going to the “sub” shop for a sandwich…how they ended up there is anybody’s guess.
October 10th, 2011
They are a special team called in to clean out the syptec system, some one lost their ring down the toilet !!!!!
October 10th, 2011
Thanks Northern Girl. But don’t hold your breath.
October 10th, 2011
CJ – Lots of quarries and freshwater lakes for in-state diving in OH. Not much *fun* to dive there, but there is plenty of diving.
October 10th, 2011
Let’s see. Wal*Mart & Scuba gear. I KNOW! Toilets are backed up again.
October 10th, 2011
@Northerngirl
That’s not girl watcher. He’s a scub bag usurper of names. He’ll be stealing yours next.
October 10th, 2011
Where’s Lloyd Bridges when you need him?
October 10th, 2011
Simply a glimpse into the future where Walmart is completely dominated by fat, smelly , unwashed scooter-people.
October 10th, 2011
Just responding to a report of a Walcreature. Wise of them to suit up first….considering the evidence we’ve been looking at for months……
October 10th, 2011
@ Fader:
Yeah, I should realize how seriously obsessed he is …. LOL
@ RIV:
Same guy who was using TxLeager’s name? Damn, I really hate when people stoop to such childishness.
October 10th, 2011
Just WHAT are these two plumpkins really doing???
October 10th, 2011
CJ…there are lots of places to scuba in OH. I know, I have dove there. Plus there is Lake Erie on the North Coast.
October 10th, 2011
CJ…there are lots of places to scuba in OH. I know, I have dove there. Plus there is Lake Erie on the North Coast.
October 10th, 2011
They felt really inspired after watching a Dolphins Tale.
October 10th, 2011
@ Northerngirl
I’ve got a new name now. (not the one above) We’ll let 10 lbs of shit wear himself out crying over Linda the transgender. Try to help an immature teenage closet dweller and that’s the thanks you get.
October 10th, 2011
We are getting closer to 2012. They are just running a drill, never can be to safe. LOL
October 10th, 2011
What I don’t get is that they had to put the tanks on after they got out of the car, no way they drove with them on their backs! WTF?!
October 10th, 2011
obviously staged. trying to get on this site? pathetic! get a life. attention,o.k., but this kind? o.m.f.g.
October 10th, 2011
There are paces to scuba dive in Ohio. You just can’t see more than 4 inches through the mucky water.
October 10th, 2011
Whole new meaning to ‘Going Down’.
October 10th, 2011
Time to clean the bathrooms
October 10th, 2011
Being downwind of the county fair some folk take it to extremes to avoid all the fart smog.
October 10th, 2011
After nearly dying last time holding their breath in the Wal-mart bathroom, they’ve come prepared in case they need to use the bathroom again.
October 10th, 2011
someone lost a bet!
October 11th, 2011
@ Real Girl Watcher:
Yeah, he’s best ignored and maybe he’ll go away. Sorry I thought it was you but I’m rather new here and don’t know everyone so well yet. I did know, though, that there was someone misappropriating names and I’m sorry he took yours. (Small things amuse small minds, I guess…)
October 11th, 2011
First rule of Scuba Club: Don’t talk about Scuba Club.
Second rule of Scuba Club: DON’T TALK ABOUT SCUBA CLUB!
October 11th, 2011
No flippers? P*ssies! Not very convincing, guys!
October 11th, 2011
To whoever said there is no place in Ohio to scuba dive……duh! There are 5 great lakes to the north, notably Lake Erie and the Ohio River to the south not to mention the hundreds of lakes in between. Just because there isn’t an ocean doesn’t mean there isn’t a place to dive!
October 11th, 2011
We never leave the boat or dock with our gear on, give me a break. FAIL.
October 12th, 2011
I think I know those people. They needed glowsticks
October 13th, 2011
hahahahaha this is definitely my ecology teacher,love her!
October 13th, 2011
This is my teacher. Literally.
October 13th, 2011
Turtle!
October 16th, 2011
Actually I took this photo in Bowling Green Ohio. There is a diving school right down the street from this Walmart and I. I have no idea why they were wearing it in Walmart though.
October 25th, 2011
I’m sorry, I got scuba certified. Even if the school is right down the street no sane person would walk/drive/what ever down the street in that gear to go shopping. It’s very heavy and hard to walk around in. Just getting in and out of the water can be a pain for people not in very good shape. This looks staged to get on this site.
October 27th, 2011
my opinion. they were trying to get a footlong tuna without any hassle hahahaha… i know im lame
December 2nd, 2011
hellz yea damn u scuba steve!!!
December 3rd, 2011
Ashland?
December 29th, 2011
Im pretty sure this might be the store I work at lol
January 29th, 2012
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