Scuba Steve Damn You!



How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.

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Scuba Steve Damn You!, 8.6 out of 10 based on 39 ratings

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  1. jamacattack

    Ridiculous. They obviously had to put these on before they went in the store since you can’t drive with that crap on. How stupid are people anyway? My guess is another lame attempt to get on this site.

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  2. Jan

    Halloween came early?

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  3. Brian

    Pretty sure if I saw either of them surface in the water it would look like a dead and bloated whale.

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  4. bionic77

    Well sure! All you have to do is work hard and don’t tell a soul about the Scuba Squad because then everybody’s gonna wanna join! Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It’s not his fault he can’t read

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  5. Russ

    I understand, they are in Ohio. For those of you who don’t live here. This has nothing to do with water, or any liquid at all. The gas, for the love of God the Gas. These are walmart methane protection systems. When these people blow one out, they blow one out!

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  6. CJ

    WTF? There is NO place to scuba in Ohio.

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  7. o.O

    Sally and John take picking their own lobsters from the tank very seriously.

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  8. winston wolf

    i usually shop at walmart with a biohazard suit on, but to each their own

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  9. signguy

    Heading for the Sub Shop seems like the natural thing to do…

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  10. UrbanFool

    That’s really weird. (as a SCUBA diver.)

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  11. ~Just Me~

    I’m pretty sure that if I saw these two surface, I would push them back under. Douche bags!

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    October 10th, 2011

  12. Girl Watcher

    Did ever see a lassie go dis way and dat way
    Did ever see a lassie go dis way and DAT
    Go dis way and dat way an dat way and dis a way
    Did ever see lassie go dis way an dat
    Oooly papa cow
    Papa cow
    Papa cow cow
    Oooly papa cow
    Did ever see a lassie go dis way and dat way
    Did ever have a role in the hay with a frisky blond
    For Linda S of Staten Island YOU FAT OLD BALD REJECTING TURD

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  13. Mary

    Lol. This is in Columbus! I wish I was there now to see the fail.

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  14. briscocounty13

    Boy when some people come to buy fish in the pet department, they take it way too serious.

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  15. Laffin

    Maybe they’re part of a search and rescue dive team because clearly these folks are LOST! No idea how they get behind the wheel with a tank on their back. Did they swim or ride bikes to WalMart??

    Lotsa laffs!

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  16. Bored@work

    MAN, I hate it when I have an awesome outfit and then I see someone else wearing the exact same thing!!!

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  17. Northerngirl

    Word spread quickly that a case of crabs was discovered at the Walmart Pharmacy.

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  18. Josh

    “Too much corporate greed in the air!!! We Need More Oxygen!!”

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  19. Northerngirl

    @ GIRLWATCHER:

    Look, GW, either get drunk, laid or arrested, but give the Linda S. bashing a break, okay? She’s not going to read it, or care if she does, so what’s the point?

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  20. CDJ527

    Hey, the economy is tough! This might be their only vacation they can afford this year! I’m sure the wife complained she wanted to go somewhere they could use the scuba equipment that’s been collecting dust, and he was just accommodating!

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  21. Mork

    If a Tsunami hits Ohio, these guys may be the only survivors.

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  22. badomen

    Let’s be honest…. Who hasn’t gotten “Tanked” and ended up in a WalMart??

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  23. notalenthack

    Walmart Plumbers just off of a restroom repair dive…

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  24. jj

    probably just got done cleaning the bathrooms!

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  25. Grandmasdrinking

    Are we absolutely sure that these guys were not part of the HAZMAT in the Baltimore Md Wallyworld yesterday? ” Pass the bleach please ” really does mean something..

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  26. PPLWATCHER

    This place IS a low dive!

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  27. Philly

    They thought they were going to the “sub” shop for a sandwich…how they ended up there is anybody’s guess.

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  28. Mel

    They are a special team called in to clean out the syptec system, some one lost their ring down the toilet !!!!!

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  29. fader

    Thanks Northern Girl. But don’t hold your breath.

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  30. Lance_Boyle

    CJ – Lots of quarries and freshwater lakes for in-state diving in OH. Not much *fun* to dive there, but there is plenty of diving.

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  31. eunuch

    Let’s see. Wal*Mart & Scuba gear. I KNOW! Toilets are backed up again.

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  32. RIV

    @Northerngirl

    That’s not girl watcher. He’s a scub bag usurper of names. He’ll be stealing yours next.

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  33. Buzz Kill

    Where’s Lloyd Bridges when you need him?

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  34. The Mexican

    Simply a glimpse into the future where Walmart is completely dominated by fat, smelly , unwashed scooter-people.

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  35. one foot over the edge

    Just responding to a report of a Walcreature. Wise of them to suit up first….considering the evidence we’ve been looking at for months……

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  36. Northerngirl

    @ Fader:

    Yeah, I should realize how seriously obsessed he is …. LOL

    @ RIV:

    Same guy who was using TxLeager’s name? Damn, I really hate when people stoop to such childishness.

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  37. Jenna

    Just WHAT are these two plumpkins really doing???

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  38. mark

    CJ…there are lots of places to scuba in OH. I know, I have dove there. Plus there is Lake Erie on the North Coast.

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  39. mark

    CJ…there are lots of places to scuba in OH. I know, I have dove there. Plus there is Lake Erie on the North Coast.

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  40. Hottie101

    They felt really inspired after watching a Dolphins Tale.

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  41. real girl watcher

    @ Northerngirl

    I’ve got a new name now. (not the one above) We’ll let 10 lbs of shit wear himself out crying over Linda the transgender. Try to help an immature teenage closet dweller and that’s the thanks you get.

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  42. Frank

    We are getting closer to 2012. They are just running a drill, never can be to safe. LOL

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  43. Momma Knows

    What I don’t get is that they had to put the tanks on after they got out of the car, no way they drove with them on their backs! WTF?!

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  44. joe

    obviously staged. trying to get on this site? pathetic! get a life. attention,o.k., but this kind? o.m.f.g.

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  45. coopster

    There are paces to scuba dive in Ohio. You just can’t see more than 4 inches through the mucky water.

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  46. glenn

    Whole new meaning to ‘Going Down’.

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  47. Bubba

    Time to clean the bathrooms

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  48. Son of Sam's Club

    Being downwind of the county fair some folk take it to extremes to avoid all the fart smog.

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  49. Jen

    After nearly dying last time holding their breath in the Wal-mart bathroom, they’ve come prepared in case they need to use the bathroom again.

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  50. lizzytoo

    someone lost a bet!

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    October 11th, 2011

  51. Northerngirl

    @ Real Girl Watcher:

    Yeah, he’s best ignored and maybe he’ll go away. Sorry I thought it was you but I’m rather new here and don’t know everyone so well yet. I did know, though, that there was someone misappropriating names and I’m sorry he took yours. (Small things amuse small minds, I guess…)

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  52. Mary

    First rule of Scuba Club: Don’t talk about Scuba Club.
    Second rule of Scuba Club: DON’T TALK ABOUT SCUBA CLUB!

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  53. Rick

    No flippers? P*ssies! Not very convincing, guys!

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  54. Abby

    To whoever said there is no place in Ohio to scuba dive……duh! There are 5 great lakes to the north, notably Lake Erie and the Ohio River to the south not to mention the hundreds of lakes in between. Just because there isn’t an ocean doesn’t mean there isn’t a place to dive!

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  55. Agree

    We never leave the boat or dock with our gear on, give me a break. FAIL.

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    October 12th, 2011

  56. Karen

    I think I know those people. They needed glowsticks

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    October 13th, 2011

  57. Ari and Kayley

    hahahahaha this is definitely my ecology teacher,love her!

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  58. Rachel

    This is my teacher. Literally.

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  59. tom

    Turtle!

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    October 16th, 2011

  60. Stubbs

    Actually I took this photo in Bowling Green Ohio. There is a diving school right down the street from this Walmart and I. I have no idea why they were wearing it in Walmart though.

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  61. Trace

    I’m sorry, I got scuba certified. Even if the school is right down the street no sane person would walk/drive/what ever down the street in that gear to go shopping. It’s very heavy and hard to walk around in. Just getting in and out of the water can be a pain for people not in very good shape. This looks staged to get on this site.

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    October 27th, 2011

  62. krystal

    my opinion. they were trying to get a footlong tuna without any hassle hahahaha… i know im lame :)

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    December 2nd, 2011

  63. caity

    hellz yea damn u scuba steve!!!

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    December 3rd, 2011

  64. Drak

    Ashland?

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    December 29th, 2011

  65. Shawn

    Im pretty sure this might be the store I work at lol

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