October 11th, 2011
5 Going On 55
Rainbow socks: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = weird. Rainbow suspenders: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = ridiculous. Pigtails: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = creepy. Entire package together: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = likes cats way too much.
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5 Going On 55,





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Is that a guy?
October 11th, 2011
The lady in the foreground has that “Where’s security?” look on her face.
October 11th, 2011
Good God, Rainbow Bright has let herself go!!!!
October 11th, 2011
Hey now- I like cats but don’t have pigtails, rainbow suspenders nor rainbow socks.
October 11th, 2011
Why does this look like a dude to me?
October 11th, 2011
Psycho the clown entertains the local Walmart!
October 11th, 2011
perfect pic for National Coming Out Day… pretty sure he’s out of the closet now.
October 11th, 2011
What is really bad, that is a dude…
October 11th, 2011
Oh, dear the shoes really don’t go with the ensemble thought process. How embarrassing.
October 11th, 2011
Where do people even find such costumes…. because they certainly aren’t everyday clothes!
October 11th, 2011
Holy Crap,, Its rainbow bright at 55.
October 11th, 2011
Is that a girl or guy? Looks like a guy from behind. Creepy either way though!
October 11th, 2011
That’s a guy or one hell of an oddly shaped woman!
October 11th, 2011
WalMart greeter “Hello, Welcome to WalMart”, “Welcome to WalMart”, “The prescription department is 50 feet, to your left”
October 11th, 2011
How does having a bunch of rainbow stuff make you like cats waaay too much? I thought it was the clothing with pictures of cats that did that…….
October 11th, 2011
Someone tell Paula Poundstone here that her grey roots are showing.
October 11th, 2011
PEOPLE! Read the posts ahead of yours to avoid looking like an idiot because you posted almost the exact same comment as half the people before you!!!!
October 11th, 2011
Maybe she’s going to a Halloween party as a five year old. Or maybe she’s just finally coming out of the closet.
October 11th, 2011
Those pants are very high water.
October 11th, 2011
Double rainbow all the way!
October 11th, 2011
“That’s a man, baby!”
October 11th, 2011
The hostess of The Big Comfy Couch comes out of retirement.
October 11th, 2011
Scarey! Very, very scarey!!!
October 11th, 2011
ok SOMEONE has rainbow brite envy!
October 11th, 2011
Yikes! Punky Brewster remake in the works????
October 11th, 2011
Look, Rainbow Brite all grown up as a Grandma.
October 11th, 2011
I was wondering what happen to Punky Brewster
October 11th, 2011
The clothes and hair are bad enough – but it’s the weird shaped butt thing that creeps me out the most…. that’s either a guy under all that or grandma’s thong is way too tight….
October 11th, 2011
to BORED@WORK – occasionally when you post a comment, some of the other comments may not be showing yet, particularly if a lot of people are writing about a new pic that’s up – so there’s a good possibility, that checking for other posts won’t always work.
October 11th, 2011
wouldn’t want to disillusion anyone but our POWM sacrafice would seem to fit the template of all who gather here.
October 11th, 2011
This person is either a clown or on the way to a party…either way, it’s weird.
October 11th, 2011
” Mork calling Orson….Mork calling Orson!”
October 11th, 2011
she looks like rainbow brite but all grown up
October 11th, 2011
This guy’s a clown alright,
but not one I would want within 1000 ft. of my kid’s birthday party.
October 11th, 2011
Typicallly emotional retarded old girl, typical of her entire generation, typical of her entire ILK. Raised by society, the media, Hollywood, chick lib to be marriage avoidant, to prefer chocolate bars and cats to having a husband. Mind was ruined by early use of marijuana and hippie music such as the garbage at woodstock festival or played on college campuses……And she still won’t fall in love with a man unless the man is tall and good looking.
She’s just yet another Linda S from Staten Island type.
October 11th, 2011
Raises hand.
October 11th, 2011
From the back that looks just like my Uncle Dennis…
October 11th, 2011
He hangs out in playgrounds, trying to convince kids he’s their age so they come and play with him.
October 11th, 2011
Once again, fake Fader.
October 11th, 2011
in all fairness we cant see the face of this person. probably painted white with a big red rubber nose. I HOPE if not omfg.
October 11th, 2011
Apparently I’m not the only one that thinks this looks suspiciously like a man. Scary and downright weird.
Curious..when did “dude” become the new word for “man” or “guy”?
October 11th, 2011
I think that’s a guy. Makes the whole thing even more bizarre.
October 11th, 2011
Either he’s trying to be that freakish killer clown from that one Stephen King movie, or a real-life Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons! Creepy SOB either way!
October 11th, 2011
The guy leaning on the counter has what appears to be some type of communication device on his belt. ( Security ? ) And, as someone else noted, the female employee looks like she might be waiting for the Cavalry to arrive. Some type of disturbance here ?
As for gender, well, a woman with that type of figure would probably have a bit of a sideways bulge by her arm. I’m not seeing that.
October 11th, 2011
Maybe he’s a clown. No wonder people are afraid of clowns!!
October 11th, 2011
two words – HOT MESS!
October 11th, 2011
“Insane Clown Posse.”
October 11th, 2011
Punky Brewster all grown up! Or maybe Rainbow Brite?
October 12th, 2011
ya know my gf wore a sexy rainbow brite outfit for halloween last year…this is so the exact oppost…
October 12th, 2011
you need to get your roots done before rocking the ponytails.
October 12th, 2011
come on folks this person is probably mentally still a 5 year old.
and he/she is lucky to have someone taking such great care of them, notice the clothes and hair are clean and neat.
not everybody is a nutcase, some are developmentally delayed.
October 12th, 2011
@Ted C
‘Curious..when did “dude” become the new word for “man” or “guy”?’
About 20 years ago, dude.
October 12th, 2011
@Frightened Yet Intrigued
It is me! Your Uncle Dennis. Just, PLEASE don’t tell your auntie!
October 12th, 2011
Why is it that out of everything pictured here, my eyes keep going to the red heel area of the sock that is halfway up the leg?
October 13th, 2011
Hey, even Gallagher needs to go shopping sometimes!
October 14th, 2011
I’m thinking he lost a bet.
October 17th, 2011
Look ! Punky Brewster grew up !
October 22nd, 2011
I’ve got $5 that says that’s a guy.
October 23rd, 2011
Looks like Punky Brewster
October 23rd, 2011
This is just disturbing on so many levels..
October 24th, 2011
Oh Nyan cat, it isnt nice to throw up on 55 year olds.
November 17th, 2011
lol that outfit reminds me of Punky Brewster.that was a cute 80′s show.the same look on a old is creepy,crazy etc
December 21st, 2011
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