Getting your Oktoberfest on a little bit? No? Oh you just like wearing big weird dresses? That’s cool, I’ll still drink to that.
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Ummm, no that’s not for Oktoberfest. Its for square dancing. YEEHAW!
October 12th, 2011
I’m guessing that’s a square dancing outfit!
Isn’t that a square dancing outfit?
Not that Funny
That’s a square dancing dress….it’s not really that funny or silly….at least she’s not using a wheelchair, scooter or hanging out of her outfit…
I like this photo. It makes me want to go square dancing. It’s in focus, bright, and she’s not showing too much. It doesn’t belong on this page.
Coming from a German heritage that is not a Dirndl. That is a square dancing dress, just saying.
How can you tell the difference LOL!!!
Bet she was on her way to, or back from, square dancing. Saw someone dressed like this years ago in a store (short flouncy pink dress), thought “How weird!”, then was informed that it was a square dance outfit. It’s cute and does NOT reveal any bits of her that you wouldn’t want to see – unlike the outfits of other Walmartians!
That’s actually a “square dancing” dress.
I love how the first few are correcting you, who cares what its for lol its still weird
Hey, its Nancy Grace!
I didnt know they did square dancing on Dancing With the Stars!!!
this SO does not even qualify to be on here…
it’s a square dancing dress and considering she looks older perfectly normal
Ummm…. that’s a square dancing costume. Which is not at all German or Oktober-festy.
Not German. It is a square dancing dress!
she’s getting ready for a “ho’down” or a “hootnanny”
There is a difference:
Square Dancing dresses:
@ Abby…thats not an apron dress, like an Oktoberfest dress would be…and if you’re German, you can just tell!
When the words “hoe down” are used on this website, it usually has a COMPLETELY different meaning.
Usually when I’ve encountered square dancing on tv, it’s usually done by the over 60 crowd, and I’m not talking Jane Seymour or Susan Lucci, but by (insert name of famous boner-killing old lady example here).
Alice went a little TOO far down the rabbit hole this time.
Ahh…October, time for the square dancing festivities/competitions to heat up. Let the dueling banjo’s begin!!
(Ok, I actually like watch square dancing, its kind of fascinating to watch in a train wreck sort of way).
Swing your partner Do si do!
Walmart’s prices are low! low! low!
Saw a little old lady in one of those red and white checkered square dancing outfits once. A friend of mine was talking to her. We were in some business she said they needed to get her outta there so she could go dancing. Mikey told me to ask her how old she was.
“105″ she said.
Make fun of square dancers all ya wanna. I’ve never seen a really young one dressed like this. So you gotta ask…are only old people square dancers, or does square dancing keep old peeps alive and kickin…and outta the motorized carts at WalMart?
Who the hell square dances other than when you were a 2nd grader? Let alone know what a square dancing dress looks like for an adult? And then wear it to walmart!
Id take her for a roll in the hay.
Nice for square dancing, or clogging. But, Willie the Pimp does purple better.
Do-See-Do to Wal-Mart we go!
You could at least give us a ‘Worst Of…..’ when you are running low on material, instead of this.
I’d let those legs wrap around me any day!
no tats, exposed back fat or even panty lines. Nothing to see…NEXT?
Yes guys … that IS a dress for square dancing.
Square dancing is probably good exercise. It really burns more calories than say reading this site!
Sandy, square dancing, or clogging, is VERY good exercize. One hour of dancing will have most people on the floor. It’s twice as active as an aerobic workout. (And yes, she does have nice legs!)
I like the skirt part of that outfit. In fact, it’s something I would wear myself as I love strong bright colours. (I will never get lost in a snowstorm).
I love these dresses. They used to have a square dancer convention when I lived in Memphis and you would see them all over town, at the bus stop, restaurants, all in their colorful gear. The men frequently have a shirt made in the same fabric as their partner!!
one of the better choices for a wal-creature as i was in a local wal-mart earlier today and saw a gal wearing sponge-bob pajamas and she was in her 30′s
need a shot from the front to make sure its not a guy!
I'D HIT THAT!
I’d give her a do-si-do and an alamande left… she’s still looking pretty damn good from this angle!
I’m not german, and even i can tell that there’s nothing german about that dress. It’s definitely square dancing! I did that as a kid with my mum. It was a blast, and all those mostly old people were really nice.
Also, awesome, it’s in my favorite color
@Wes”"When the words “hoe down” are used on this website, it usually has a COMPLETELY different meaning”"
COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!! LOL
She could be stunning in that outfit & it’s still useless. That dress screams, “I just want to DANCE all night.” Steer clear.
The picture isn’t that bad. What’s scary is how many of you knew that was a square dancing dress!
i’m not even going to touch MySelf in the shower for a week…
what kind of adhesive does she use on her hair
i’m sure she has a matching bowling shirt with the “PURPLE PERIL” emblazoned across the back…
how does one do the square dance grind… uh, wait…
Let’s do the hokey-pokey
Panties or no panties?
I love how she’s not wearing anything underneath ( ok, Im just guessing, but its fun to think so)
Swing your partner down the bread aisle,
Now promenade by the lemonade,
Allemende around with your cart,.
Smile pretty, cuz you’re on People of Wal-mart.
Like Lady Anne said, it’s good exercise and I think that the dancing has helped keep those seniors young, healthy and in good shape.
Now, we just have to get pry those 300+ lb behemoths out of the motor carts and get them on their feet. I’d help you guys out, but I can’t find my crowbar.
@ Linda S of Staten Island:
Oh I such a be-yoo-ti-full girl today
Yes I took my heart away
Linda Linda is mah name
Woe ho ho ho
she can licken zi dicken
Ma’am…..your stiff dress just knocked down most of the candy.
The Amazing Mr. Brown
really hot legs . I’d hit that in a heartbeat
Umm no its a clogger outfit not a square dancing one
It’s Miss Yvonne, the most beautiful woman in Puppetland!
October 13th, 2011
Yvonne my swan
How I wish you’d go back to San Juan
I hate her can’t you see
She’s not the girl for me
And I’d piss in her prime chablis
I’m talking about
That girl named Linda
S of Staten Island that is
sadly this is not the weirdest or worst dressed on here i think she deserves a pass
‘Shagging’, a South Carolina thing, kinda like 50′s dancing.
Very popular along the coast,especially Myrtle Beach, which by no coincidence is where you would expect to find a WalMart and someone like this.
I think she has very nice legs!
I bet theres lightning under that skirt!!!
Obviously the person that took the picture and the person that captioned it, have never seen a square dance dress before. You guys need to get out more. Or use Google images.
Oktoberfest or square dance, I don’t care. Love the dress. Love the shoes. Love the hair. Love the gams!
Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name…
I love it! Super sexy and feminine! Makes me want to take up square dancing (or whatever she dances to).
October 14th, 2011
Sister Mary Atilla
What’s she wearing under that outfit? Most likely pettipants that match the petticoat. Square dance pettipants are granny panties with row after row of lace sewn onto them.
You asked …
October 16th, 2011
Nein! You dumkopf…it’s a…I guess from what every one else says it’s a square dancing dress…mein gott. Americans are strange.
October 18th, 2011
Her shoes look like the ones for clogging. It looks like taps at the toe.
Yep, people down here like to square dance. It would be a little unusual to see that outfit at the “Thornblade” Wal-Mart in Greer, but just another day at the Wal-Mart on White Horse Road in Greenville.
October 22nd, 2011
at least for an old woman her legs look good lol
October 30th, 2011
yes the first poster i think was right square dancing.to me that is for rednecks
December 21st, 2011
That outfit is made for clogging.
December 28th, 2011
Two circle dancers above. (o) (o)
February 12th, 2012
square dance dress,, it beautiful….
July 8th, 2012