Baby Barcodes



Hey lady, this isn’t the beginning of the f*cking Simpsons where you drag your baby across the scanner to see what the price is! Jam it in an unsanitary cart like the rest of us do!

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Baby Barcodes, 8.4 out of 10 based on 291 ratings

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  1. Momma

    Walmart has stooped to selling kids now?

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    November 28th, 2011

  2. Snarf

    I bet that baby has “Made in China” stamped on the bottom of it’s foot.

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    November 28th, 2011

  3. Danielle

    I don’t have anything else to say but WTF was this idiot doing with her kid?

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    November 28th, 2011

  4. Nate

    Ba-dat-dat-da-da-dat-dat-da-dadada dadada-dat
    (Simpsons theme)

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    November 28th, 2011

  5. Pazzo

    Snarf, don’t you mean “Made in Mexico”?

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  6. Ralph

    Walmart is getting into the black market baby business I see

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  7. 8 Ball

    Looks like it may have been made in Mexico!!!!

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    November 28th, 2011

  8. Really

    Shes a g**k they think they can do anything they want

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    November 28th, 2011

  9. 8 Ball

    Mom looks like a Hot Tamale!!!!!

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  10. Amber

    eeewwww All I can think about i all the raw meat juice from the meat packages people have put on that belt and she is laying her kid right in it.

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  11. BC

    You know how dangerous putting a baby on the belt like that!!! I have seen kids get stuck in the belt and the fire dept had to be called in to get the kid out!

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    November 28th, 2011

  12. Snarf

    Now that I got my smart ass comment in: Seriously, what is this “mother” thinking? Those belts are so filthy, dirt from the garden center, leaky meat. ect ect ect.. If she thinks that cart is unsanitary, she should check out the belt.

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  13. Belinda

    That is so LAZY! HOLD your child, NOT put them on the belt because he is asleep!

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    November 28th, 2011

  14. briscocounty

    Finally an automated changing table. Slide your card and the kid comes out the other side powdered, pampered and dry.

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    November 28th, 2011

  15. Looks like she might be trying to get a refund for the condom that broke.

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  16. bobo

    Black Friday deal?

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  17. Jay

    They must have run out of the little plastic bars you use to separate orders…”Just lay the baby across the belt so the next person in line can start unloading…”

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  18. signguy

    I do believe there is a fine little ass under her skirt…

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  19. leftoversam

    Crazy lady doesn’t that kid cost enough. Now you want to pay for him again.

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  20. Melissa

    WTF???? Damn Mexicans think they can do whatever they want to. GROSS GROSS GROSS all the raw meat crap and dirt and other gross things on that belt make me not even want to touch them. No matter what store I go to I always wash my new clothes before wearing them due to the dirty belts in the stores. Now I need to worry about a leaking baby diaper GAG me.

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    November 28th, 2011

  21. LaDonna

    Geez she’s weighing him to see if he’ll fit in the box below (fall & suit coming up) so she can take it to shipping

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  22. kris

    the kid is mexican but was likely made in america, not china. dumbass mom

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  23. I hope his mom hoses him down with Lysol when they get home.

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  24. Rod Diesel

    Damn they do have EVERYTHING!!

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  25. bleu

    Where I live they sanitize those belts often, sometimes you have to wait while they dry if off. Still……

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  26. u2att

    Relax everyone! The mom is teaching the little rat the fine art of planking.

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  27. Walmart Mom

    okay being a mom that used to work for walmart this is really gross i worked as a cashier and i know that those belts only get cleaned when there is down time and when the cashier “feels like it” weve seen some pretty stupid parents and it drives me crazy, ive watched a “mom” unload a cart only to see that she had a carseat (complete with infant) burried under her groceries, ive also seen a “mom” give her son a bath in the sink. GA-ROSS!

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  28. Cay

    Ohhhhhhh. All this time the belt was for putting sleeping babies on???
    And here my dumb ass was doing all the extra work of holding my baby while wrangling 2 other small kids AND paying the rude cashier for my over priced chinese goods!

    Seriously though, my son, now 6 got his finger badly cut just from touching one of those things and this lady is plopping an entire infant on one…..and wtf was the cashier doing?
    ” excuse me ma’am….thats a serious safety hazard and I’d hate for that little one to be injured. Please remove him from my register”………

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  29. g spot finder

    Loud speaker “Price Check on 1″

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  30. ohian

    well as long as its not made in the u.s.a wal-mart sells it

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  31. applejack

    so stupid! you can get a 5-pack of babies at costco for cheaper!

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  32. I wonder how long before someone here says “OMFG THAT’S DANGEROUS!!!!!”

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  33. loki

    Recall, unsafe materials found!!

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  34. RuShoes

    If nothing else, her outfit is much better than what we normally see at Wally World.

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  35. Whore Greeter

    Now I know where babies come from.

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  36. MaryD

    On a positive note, unlike so many others: the child isn’t buried under the purchases.

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  37. girl watcher

    Well, mama looks pretty cute but definitely an empty head. What an idiot. Who cares whether the kid gets sick or not I don’t want my products dragged through his diaper streak.

    By the way, nobody sanitizes those belts in Michigan. They are GROSS.

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  38. Merry

    He probably just works there and hes on break!!!!!

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  39. The bar code is messed up

    Run back and grab a different one.

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  40. jpark

    Homeland Security has gone overboard !!!!

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  41. Pidge

    I bet she got the last one.

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  42. mm

    Swear fail. No need for it.

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  43. Trizzy

    I’m going to stick my neck out here and say the boy would have had a tantrum if mom hadn’t put him on the belt. 5 and 9 years ago I’ve carried shopping bags with one hand and a wriggling screaming 2 year old under the other arm – it’s hard work!

    Even so I would have gone with the tanty and the associated dirty looks from other Wal Martians – not as bad as rancid meat juice.

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  44. Bossalinni

    Laugh all you want but…its the best prices around, I got three for 30$

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  45. connermac

    At leasr she is cute..from what we can telll. Kid is probably enjoying the ride, also.

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  46. WalMart Shopper

    Nevermind that this kid is sitting in whatever crap was on that belt before he got there…just think of the baby spooge, drool, and diaper leakage he’ll leave behind for the next customer!!

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  47. Northerngirl

    I was in such a crappy mood this morning but I hoped when I got on to this site I would cheer up. You guys didn’t let me down. I’ve been laughing so hard my sides hurt!

    Thanks, everyone!

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  48. anywho

    @Snarf

    hey dip. The word is Latin “et cetera” meaning “and others” so the abbreviation is ETC

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  49. Tsuki Usagi

    Thats just wrong. Im a cashier/customer service and what is put on those belts is disgusting even when we do get the time to wipe them down I still wouldn’t put my child on one. Ive had raw chicken leak all over it, as well as other various bits of raw meat. I tell you what, some people weren’t ment to breed and I think we just found one

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  50. goose

    TSUKI, the ones that weren’t ment to breed are the ones that breed the fastest!

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    November 29th, 2011

  51. Mel

    It’s not a real baby, it’s one of those life size dolls . Punked you guys ha ha .

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  52. Dawn

    I also don’t think the little guy has any socks or shoes on. I hate it when I see children out and they don’t have something on their feet. After all its November, and their poor little feet will get cold.

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    November 30th, 2011

  53. Dirty Messican

    The first price that ever came up negative on the scanner. Of course, she had to go to the welfare office to collect…

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  54. ........

    At least she has a hot ass.

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  55. Mr. White

    Par for the course. I remember Pueblo Colorado having dirty diapers strewn all over in parking lots, on sidewalks and at the side of the road. I will leave you to guess their origin.

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