October 13th, 2011
Navigating Blindly
Oh yeah I’m sure she can see exactly where she is going and won’t run into a single person because Walmart is usually pretty empty. Although I guess people hang all that stupid shit from their rearview mirror in their cars so why should this be any different? (Fun fact: Hanging objects from your rearview mirror is illegal in most states.)
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Navigating Blindly,
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Do you suppose they are the ones responsible for knocking those chips onto the floor???? LOL
October 13th, 2011
s.o.b. who put that their.
October 13th, 2011
first!
October 13th, 2011
Good thing there’s plenty of room left behind the toilet paper!
October 13th, 2011
It’s OK. Her seeing-eye service gecko is tied to the front. With the cutest little service jacket…..and he can catch any random flies. Not that there would be any in WM……
October 13th, 2011
Here, have a seat!
October 13th, 2011
sometimes i wonder if there is any difference between Wallymart and a government funded day care…
October 13th, 2011
Walmart doesn’t allow the electric carts out of the store.
October 13th, 2011
Does she really need that riding cart? Like who put all that shit in there in the first place? SMDH
October 13th, 2011
Part one of the average driving test…
October 13th, 2011
Can I take a picture of Linda S of Staten Island to the Photoshop where they would remove the background of Linda S squatting to take a dump in front of the toxic waste center by the polluted ocean filled with rotted boats and decaying piers, and exchange it for a background of Linda S squatting by the ladies room at the NJ Walmart?
October 13th, 2011
I hope she is planning on keeping those chairs doubled up when she uses them.
October 13th, 2011
She’s stocking up on goods for her 2 favorite activities:
Sitting and sh*tting.
October 13th, 2011
I want to watch her try to sit in one of those chairs. IF she can wedge her rhino’s ass into it, and it doesn’t collapse, I want to see the jaws of life pry her out of it.
October 13th, 2011
Is she useing a handicap cart because she is fat or because she is lazy? Lazy lazy lazy is my guess.
October 13th, 2011
Personally i think someone should have offered to help her. as it would seem to me that if she is using that type of cart she would have some sort of disability.
October 13th, 2011
So does she think she is psychic enough to see what she will hit before she does? What ever the case, I can tell her I.Q. is not that high.
October 13th, 2011
she could be laying on the floor in a pool of blood and they would step over her. customer service ain’t what it used to be.
October 13th, 2011
Being a land whale is a disability?
October 13th, 2011
Fats a handicap huh? Or maybe lazy? Hmmm….
October 13th, 2011
At least they wont know that she really hit them on purpose
October 13th, 2011
I think the caption title is really a plug for “O’s” next book…
October 13th, 2011
@ Fader:
You are a sad, pathetic little man, and in serious need of psychiatric help…
assuming, of course, that they haven’t already given up on you.
Linda S. of Staten Island was smart to get rid of you.
Find someplace else for your pathetic trash talk. Nobody here cares.
October 13th, 2011
Where do I begin ?Yes,she really could be disabled,it’s not always readily apparent.I could technically get one,I was told,for my depression…BECAUSE I need to go to therapists and psychiatrists appts.
Being overweight can cause problems with mobility.Yes,my wife are trying again to diet,I promise.
We all have brain farts once in a while,the alternative is asking for help,and that is something no one wants to do.Self reliance feels great !
Can’t you mean people be mature and apologize ? PLEASE ?
October 13th, 2011
RELAX! Its ok thats the famous miss cleo. Shes a famous psychic from a few years ago and she knows whats in front of hert before its there. Probably fresh out of the pennitentiary and stocking her house. you go girl. everyone else get the hell out of her way!!!!!
October 13th, 2011
My money says she got those “disposable plastic chairs” for the same reason she needs so much toilet paper ! !
October 13th, 2011
How ironic to see someone that overweight in the chip aisle. . .
October 13th, 2011
WM-Catering to the weak , cheap and overweight eternally . . .
October 13th, 2011
Now once Mammy get her head chesse for her sammiches she be done shoppin at Wammart. . .
October 13th, 2011
Good thing those chairs have holes in the back so she can see where she’s goin. . .
October 13th, 2011
My money says her back looks like a checkerboard after 5 mins in one of those chairs. . .
October 13th, 2011
Don’t worry , she’ll be back for her full refund tomorrow after she finds those chairs to be “defective”. .
October 13th, 2011
BACK OFF ASSHOLE! She is in a cripple cart. She got a WEEKS worth of SHITTER PAPER, AND from that HUGE ass O’ hers She needs it!
TIGHT 2 SHEET wippers like YOU make me sick!
Fat old peoples, Black or White need their T.P.
To clean the “RIM”
LIGHTEN UP ASSHOLE, Old fat farts need attention too!
October 13th, 2011
1. Hanging stuff from your rearview mirror was made legal recently in Michigan.
2. I’ve never been stopped at the doors of Walmart and told I couldn’t drive the electric cart to my car. And YES I do medically need to use one, and NO I am not overweight!!
October 13th, 2011
Another one of the “entitled”, brought to you by the government that caters to the empoverished. . .
October 13th, 2011
3. Whether or not she’s abusing the priviledge of using an electric cart-she is definitely driving like an idiot with that stuff piled high when she could ask someone to take the chairs to the front for her.
4. I say she’s just plain lazy.
October 13th, 2011
By “blindly” if you mean so stupid she can’t see fit to eat healthy and exercise ( novelty since oh, 1980 or so), then Yes, she is navigating blindly. . .
October 13th, 2011
She’s in shape-Round is a shape ! !
October 13th, 2011
MUSTANG SALLY…ride Sally, ride…
October 13th, 2011
all that thing needs is some dices, gangster whitewalls and a possum tail…
October 13th, 2011
She’s gazing at those chairs thinking, “How can I turn these things into motorized chairs so I can drive them around Wal-mart too?”
October 13th, 2011
The sad thing is there is no reason she has to use that cart other than being fat “No I am not making fun of fat people HELL I’m fat” Wonder how many people came in that really needed that cart and she was out joy riding.
October 13th, 2011
a spin out on turn 3 would be one hell of a mess.
October 13th, 2011
@COMMSENSE – This post might get flagged, BUT YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE !
October 13th, 2011
You guys! You don’t know why she needs the cart. I am slightly overweight and have a chronic foot problem caused by an injury. Sometimes I want to use a cart cuz it hurts so much to walk! Don’t judge what you don’t know about!!
October 13th, 2011
She’s using it as her own personal hi-lo. God forbid she makes two trips to the checkout!
Endanger others shoppers and knock over chips instead.
October 13th, 2011
After getting laid off from her job as a forklift operator, Lurline like to stay in practice by balancing loads at her local Walmart.
October 13th, 2011
She probably doesn’t need the electric cart, either. She’s just too damn lazy to get off her fat ass and walk.
October 13th, 2011
Perfect! Two plastic lawn chairs — one for each cheek.
October 13th, 2011
Most of the comments have focused on her weight, her need for the cart or being able to drive the cart with all of that stuff piled up. However what I want to know is: Would you hit that?
October 13th, 2011
Rumor has it WM has reduced the speed of their carts by 20% to keep the shoppers in the store longer ! !
October 13th, 2011
Too bad there are wheel covers- I bet that Bee yotch has some banging rims on that ride ! !
October 13th, 2011
So, she’s in the chip aisle reading the WM ad, with a DVD player a stack of TV dinners, a load of TP and (2) plastic chairs ? Looks like someone’s got a hot date ! !
October 13th, 2011
I bet she’s got one heck of a “gunt”. . .
October 13th, 2011
She’s Obama Wet Dream , using an electric car/ “alternate energy”. . ..
October 13th, 2011
RGD- Whatsammatta u ? Did I hit a nerve , chatting about your girl ?. .
October 13th, 2011
She’s not gonna buy the chairs, she just needed a second tier for all the chips she’s gonna buy ! ! ! . . .
October 13th, 2011
and I bet you she screams at anybody who gets in her way
October 13th, 2011
@ SNACK CRACKER
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Linda S
I always figured you were the type to read this site and I was waiting for you to finally say something. Man but you are a STUPID! whale. Look at yourself in the mirror, you have a face so ugly that even un lesbiano wouldn’t go for you, you have a body so bloated with fat and water that your tiny tits must be buried up by the mounds of stinking pale milk white flesh stretching out from your 4 foot tummy to your fatty chicken skin neck and how far are you going to go with the ringworm eating your pale, colorless, uncontrollable straw hair?
And YOU are too good for ME????????????????????
You sickening love stupid DUNDERHEAD!
October 14th, 2011
@Sneaker Cracker
I know it is you Linda S of Staten Island. The secret poster is YOU YOU YOU! How do I know? For you are a fascist of the left, you tolerate all dissent on the left only if the dissent agrees with YOU. You are Hitler, you are Mussolini, you are Ho Chi Mean, you are Castro of the left, you are the follower of the leaders of the communists, you are the dog of a pig. If you say that we will all only eat pancakes for breakfast then HESH HESH HESH! we are all eating pancakes by law of Linda S….i know that SC is you because only you wants to silence me and you wants to silence me because the truth I reveal bothers you greatly because you know that the truth is true.
Everybody else here wants to read my posts, everybody else here is cheering me on because they can see that I’m going to make the world free once more for freedom, democracy and marriage for all heterosexuals and looks don’t count!
October 14th, 2011
Snack Cracker and Fader,
Get lost.
No one here wants to hear your drama.
October 14th, 2011
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October 14th, 2011
Riding from the blindside!
October 14th, 2011
I’ll bet that if you tried to ask her to move those things for safety reasons, she’d scream at you that you’re a racist.
October 14th, 2011
@ THE AMAZING DR. BROWN
Yas Linda, Si Linda, Oui Linda, Vas so goot Linda, I vill Linda, Mash que nada Linda, Aienk Aienk Linda, Schnoort Schnoort Linda, Bega Haga Linda
October 14th, 2011
We need to organize an Occupy group to vote down Fake Fader and all the other names connected to Linda S. as soon as they appear…..
October 14th, 2011
Do you have diareah of the mouth,or keyboard, or whatever?
Slow down, try to think of something funny, or clever, or at least interesting.
October 14th, 2011
dammit, ive been looking all over for that exact type of chair. they dont sell them over here anymore in the CA. wal-mart… heh
October 15th, 2011
She plans on alot of shitting and sitting!
October 17th, 2011
Maybe she wouldn’t need the wheelchair cart if she skipped the chip aisle.
October 18th, 2011
Looks like she’s a fan of fat-free potato chips, so no wonder she’s stocking up on chairs & toilet paper, since fat-free chip can cause serious anal leakage.
October 19th, 2011
Those electric carts are for the handicapped people not the fat people
October 20th, 2011
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