October 17th, 2011
Amber Alert
Sir, sir, I don’t want to alarm you, but it seems as if there might be a 9 year old girl trapped in your 1980′s rock band hair. I would suggest removing her slowly then burning every piece of clothing you own.
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Amber Alert,
29 Comments, Comment or Ping
Bad arrangement of Siamese twins….
October 17th, 2011
Imagine having the soul of Linda S of Staten Island grafted to a bedbug? No, impossible! Nein! Nyet! Ninny neeny na na new new
Linda S has no soul
October 17th, 2011
That’s just Lady Gaga out shopping at Wallyworld.
October 17th, 2011
Skunkhead
October 17th, 2011
That’s an odd split personality.
October 17th, 2011
Proof that leggings look good on no one–not even the skinniest among us.
October 17th, 2011
I think the pants deserve a comment to go along with the hair.
October 17th, 2011
The weird blonde-hair thing – sort of disturbing
The horrible skinny jeans – pretty disturbing
What looks like a chocolate log in the ass of those jeans – IIIIEEEEE!!!!
October 17th, 2011
9 year old hell. She’s mine all mine. Gimme da girl wit the skinny legs!
October 17th, 2011
Just too many things going wrong here to comment adequately….
October 17th, 2011
Cruella DeVille?
October 17th, 2011
Good God, I could floss with those skinny legs. Eat a sandwich for the love of God.
October 17th, 2011
I bet I could keep her warm with my hot breathe.
October 17th, 2011
i think a bottle rocket up her skinny butt would launch her clear over the moon…
October 17th, 2011
I think It must be related to that short guy in Thunderdome who goes around with a doll’s head on stick attached to his back.
October 17th, 2011
WTF? I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that is….smh
October 17th, 2011
can’t believe they’re gonna put me to bed with this nightmare…
October 17th, 2011
where is everybody? did they finally file the class action suit against all of us?
October 17th, 2011
At least they spared us the front view – that would probably be too much even for this site !
October 17th, 2011
If the carpet matches the drapes——now that would be interesting.
October 17th, 2011
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October 18th, 2011
if IT were mine i wouldn’t report IT missing until the dogs started asking questions …
October 18th, 2011
ONCE AGAIN…… CLAIROL LIED !
October 18th, 2011
and Sport N’ a Plush Shag down below… betcha.
October 18th, 2011
That looks more like a bait store than a Wally World, are we sure this qualifies as a WalCreature?
October 18th, 2011
You can keep shooting me down if you want but I still say she is probably in her twenties and I love those skinny girls. I’ll show my age now but Twiggy in the seventies was hot hot hot to me.
October 18th, 2011
Call me sick, but I’d part her lips like the red sea with my Moses Meat Staff.
October 18th, 2011
Hey 10# that last 1 was way 2 easy god u must really be an idiot 2 fall for that. Judging by everybodys responses they recognized your. writing skills? sorry i guess i shouldnt mess with an idiots head. U really r messed up upstairs.
October 18th, 2011
Yes i think there is a small child in her mess of a hair do!
October 24th, 2011
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