October 18th, 2011
WWIB: Cracking Up
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here?
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WWIB: Cracking Up,
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Going to have to go with my buckeye sister on the right.
October 18th, 2011
First picture is just nasty- second picture of butt flosser- is ewwww nasty- just think whats up that crack- complete with the “tramp stamp”!!!! I would have to say # 1 wears it better- becuase that may have been an honest to goodness mishap- but #2- couldnt no accident that big happen- she had to have known it was going to show!!!!
October 18th, 2011
Hey at least they both have jobs, plumber and hooker…
October 18th, 2011
There is a certain age/size when it’s time to give it up. Wearing stilettos, a too-small camisole that keeps peeling up over your belly, low-rise jorts with floss for undies, and false eyelashes is a bit much.
Plus, who has a guy help pick out fake eyelashes??
October 18th, 2011
Crack is Whack- and picture on the right proves that!!!! LOL
October 18th, 2011
The lesser of two evils…. hmmmm… pic on right aka Miss Flosser
October 18th, 2011
I have to go with the one on the left. If you’re going to let your crack show, it’s better not to show it with a thong you know has to be shoved in between the buns. Just nasty either way, but the thong just makes it even worse.
October 18th, 2011
I wonder if you could sling shot her into the fake eyelashes.
October 18th, 2011
Someone needs to tell them where the plumbing department is…
October 18th, 2011
#1 is sad, but yes, he’s just going about his business. #2 is intentional. And she has a tramp stamp. And she’s buying fake eyelashes! A TRIFECTA! So I think #2 by sheer ridiculousness.
October 18th, 2011
ohh man, seeing this just at lunch….not hungry anymore!
October 18th, 2011
I would totally bang the chick on the right. Am I wrong?
October 18th, 2011
Isn’t having a tramp stamp tattoo of a moon kind of redundant here?
October 18th, 2011
I vote for #2.
October 18th, 2011
Walmart hired there plumber to stock the shelfs…Funny…In the food department at that…..
October 18th, 2011
Star and moon? Muslim women have come a long way from the burka days…
October 18th, 2011
Wrong, just wrong..on so many levels. That g-string seems to be shoved so far up her arse that a crow bar will be needed later.
October 18th, 2011
There’s something wrong with the photo on the right WHY???
October 18th, 2011
voice over loudspeaker – “Ho down in HBA”
October 18th, 2011
Def the plumber crack we as americans have come to being used to this but cmon girl for the love of all man kind pull your shirt down
October 18th, 2011
The one on the right looks like she just came out of the rainforest. At least judinging by the nature shows…..but I don’t think that thong was made from jungle vines…..
October 18th, 2011
Gotta love some nasty crack shots. I think the chick with the flavor saver up her crack is worse………
October 18th, 2011
The pic on the right can get CAIR in an uproar.
October 18th, 2011
the one on the left is pretty classic plumbers ass…..now on the right here we have a female thats got her wait size mixed up with her shirt size….. and a moon and star tramp stamp really??? im just happy i cant see her face it might of made me puke in my mouth a little
October 18th, 2011
A cresent moon over a half moon. It has to be the girl with the whales tale.
October 18th, 2011
Hands down…errrr I mean pants down the winner has to be the woman on the right with the thong. I would much rather see her buns than his.
October 18th, 2011
ugh. flossy wins. and me too, glad i cant see her from the front.
October 18th, 2011
Is that girl on the right Trisha Yepes Ganoe from Burley Idaho? Def looks like the slut and Hoe bag cheater everyone knows her to be!!!
October 18th, 2011
The right pic looks so wrong bc that thong is hitched almost to her waist! Those aren’t briefs you’re wearing, but I sure wish they were.
October 18th, 2011
The problem I see here, the plumbers crack has been around for years and part of their reason for existing is because they never wear belts. Now on the other hand the girl on the right is wearing a belt and still showing more crack than the plumber???
October 18th, 2011
I’m a sucker for a thong. My vote is for her.
October 18th, 2011
Seems like both are sending the same message…… Next ?
October 18th, 2011
She has a tattoo of half a butt hole above her half a butt hole.
October 18th, 2011
Time for some honesty here. I’ve seen way to much of guys like the one on the left. Who wants to keep seeing that. As for the one on the right, get real. What guy, in his right mind, wouldn’t look at that? That’s why women wear jeans like she has on. Most women compete for guy’s eyes even if they won’t admit it. My vote: I wouldn’t complain about seeing more like her, as long as they don’t look like him.
October 18th, 2011
Those are just begging for a spitball. Especially the one on the right.
October 18th, 2011
Hey look it’s Dane Cook’s dates!
October 18th, 2011
i’ve got a meteor shower for her celestial delights…
October 18th, 2011
well be nice that’s my ex somebody should support her since I’m not lol
October 18th, 2011
I have to say, what killed me is the fact that he’s on his knees reaching for a giant thing of cheese puffs… There’s a reason that your pants don’t stay up, buddy XD
October 18th, 2011
@WAYNE
It’s that tramp stamp on her back. It looks like a weird cartoon belly button.
October 18th, 2011
Charmin sales just went up 23 points with this subliminal message. Now we have proof that it no longer leaves residue!
October 18th, 2011
The one on the left- not sure if its male or female- is just nasty. The one on the right is actually kinda of hot- the Turkish jailhouse tattoo notwithstanding.
October 18th, 2011
the crack head on the right is buying false eyelashes,maybe she is going to draw 2 eyeballs on butt and glue lashes above to complete the look
October 18th, 2011
Ewww. that but floss reminds me of the old kotex belts we wore a million years ago……so my vote is the original plumbers crack (left).
October 18th, 2011
He definitely wears it better!!! At least we don’t have to see a string that is obviously ready to split her in half if pulled on right!! His is accidental-hers is without a doubt on purpose–and that’s just not right!!!!
October 18th, 2011
The employee and the customer…. and the customer is always right!!!!
October 18th, 2011
The needle on my astrological compass is uncontrollably gyrating to the right…
October 18th, 2011
Durka Durka! At least the one on the left….the one on the right is more…..normallly, I can say something positive. Not here. Sorry.
October 18th, 2011
DEF the one on the right. i’d much rather see her crack than his
October 18th, 2011
First pic dude needs a undershirt to cover that white @$$… Second pic i feel like flossin. Lol
October 18th, 2011
Crack Kills!!
October 18th, 2011
Gotta go with the butt-floss here. When it comes to ass crack, I’d rather see a chick’s than a dude’s any day.
October 18th, 2011
Although Plumbers Crack is showing skill and experience in compitition, Miss Butt Flosser has promise in future compititions!!!!
October 18th, 2011
Correction I ment to say that Miss Butt Flosser is showing promise in future compititions!!!
October 18th, 2011
Moon over Mi-hammy wins against Cheese Puff Crawler.
October 18th, 2011
I would suggest both of them make a quick detour down the carpenter aisle and pick up some caulking for those butt cracks- something needs to seal them back together!!!!
October 18th, 2011
I think the girl is actually wearing one of those belts they use to hold maxi pads in place. They still use them on the maternity wards, maybe she just had a baby……that would also explain why her pants don’t fit.
October 18th, 2011
meh at least in a few drinks one of them will be doable…i just dont know which one yet
October 18th, 2011
I definitely like the one on the right better!!! 8-P
October 18th, 2011
BTW – I like the Muslim tramp stamp tattoo on the white woman wearing thongs!!!
October 18th, 2011
The first picture is gross, but not too out of the ordinary… and the second one? Eek.
October 18th, 2011
It’s things like these that cry out for a spit ball!
October 18th, 2011
Happy customers – they’re both crackin’ a smile ! It is kind of ironic that the guy on the left is in a place that sells belts.
October 18th, 2011
The one on the right makes me feel like a plumber…. Now I want to lay some pipe
October 18th, 2011
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, Dura-fil crack spackle now on sale in the hardware department!
October 18th, 2011
i dont know this is a tuff one but i think i am gonna have to go for the half crack instead of the full crack.
October 18th, 2011
the obne on the right does wear it best. I like the little tat to make sure you look.
October 18th, 2011
Crack kills! Especially the tramp stamp butt-floss on the right…
October 18th, 2011
Time for some Butt Spakling………………
October 18th, 2011
@MNgal: her pimp!
October 18th, 2011
The butt floss on the chick!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2011
I smell something, but it really doesn’t smell like an upset.
October 18th, 2011
Gotta go with the floss. But what’s with the tramp stamp? Is this some kind of commentary on Turkey? Isn’t their flag the crescent moon & star?
October 18th, 2011
I want to see more of the babe and less of the plumber
October 18th, 2011
The lady on the right “wins by a hair.”
October 18th, 2011
Plumber wins! …because he actually got on his knees.
October 18th, 2011
Apparently flossing daily can add 5 years to your life and not flossing takes 5 years off everybody else’s life. (picture on left).
October 18th, 2011
My two year olds reaction was “eeewww, nasty! “. I’d have to agree.
October 18th, 2011
His is better because it is unintentional; he’s wearing a shirt that is long enough if he were standing. Her’s is intentional by the wearing of the tube top.
October 18th, 2011
Definately would not consider her a babe. Babes don’t charge by the hour. Why is he on all fours? He has a cart-full of chips already. Is his eyesight so bad that he needs to look that close at the econo-tub of cheese puff balls?
October 18th, 2011
i want to be the floss between her cheeks
October 18th, 2011
I vote for the sandals.
October 19th, 2011
Here we have each crack in its natural element. On the left, the classic plumbers crack, in the junk food asile looking for that last giant container of cheesy balls. And on the right, the tramp, looking for more ways to draw attention from beer swilling drunk wanna be suburban gangsters… G-string check, tramp stamp check, just enough clothing not to get arrested check. What else do I need to attract men on a poorly lit street corner, aught glitter eyelashes. Good thing her pimp is there to help pay.
October 19th, 2011
@ Dave – I try not to dress like girls on the right, but it’s getting damned near impossible nowadays as more and more companies stop making pants that WILL cover your ass. Get a pair that fits around the waist and they expect you to be 7 feet tall!
October 19th, 2011
Who would show their 2 year old PoWM photos? censor what they watch now … they can’t unsee this!!!!
October 19th, 2011
She has a very sexy mind.
October 19th, 2011
*hmmppphhh*, Oh wow no vomit.
October 19th, 2011
My vote goes to Crack No. 1. For the simple fact that Crack No. 2 didn’t even take the time to make sure that her Butt-Flosser was untwisted. SERIOUSLY? If you insist on showing that nastiness at least wear them correctly!
October 19th, 2011
This is not that hard of a decision. The guy on the left just needs to pull up his britches and probably has no intention of showing his ass crack. The trash bag that has graced the folks of Walmart or public in general knows that she will be showing more than anyone wants or needs to see. Her shirt is so tight that it bunches and she could care less what is exposed. She comes across as nasty and skanky. SO, HE WEARS IT BETTER.
October 19th, 2011
Oh by a long shot HER!!!! I love the heels and the g string and let s not forget this looks to be a tad on the plus size!!If yuo got it girl I say flaunt it and I think ya got it!!!! Very Very nice!!!!!
October 19th, 2011
is the guy eating cheese balls without using his hands?
October 19th, 2011
I see women occasionally squating or bending over and I get an eyeful of buttcrack….it’s never an attractive sight and I visibly shudder. I wonder if they know they are exposing themselves or if they are ignorant?
October 20th, 2011
Definetly the right!!!
She reminds me of a Little cesars pizza,
Hot and Ready!!!!!!
October 20th, 2011
No kidding, I actually saw the girl at a gas station here in San Diego. It must have been the same day because the gas station is just down the street from Wal-mart. The outfit from the front is even sluttier. I have no idea what she was doing going around town like that.
But I’d recognize that buttcrack anywhere! Believe me, took a long hard look..
October 22nd, 2011
Nice religious symbol on your backside, you dumb twunt.
October 22nd, 2011
A piece of dental floss ,with half of an ass, followed by a bitch tag is always sexy in america…jj I say she wins!
October 24th, 2011
….huh….. well….. her whore stamp is very islamic…. that should win some votes from the middle east crowd, now lets turn it over to muhammoud
October 24th, 2011
When my 10-year-old daughter asked me this morning if she could wear shorts and high heels to school, I should have shown her this picture. THIS is why her dad and I said no.
October 24th, 2011
Only in Ohio would someone use a Muslim symbol as a tramp-stamp.
October 26th, 2011
What’s with the Muslim Crescent over her butt crack? Is that to show she’s not a pig, and they can eat her if they want? It’s quite a strange Tramp Stamp.
October 27th, 2011
Plumber crack dude seriously needs to invest in a cheap belt. And girlfriend on the right needs to at least pull her shirt down, but worse than that is she looks like she’s practicing for her pole dancing audition.
I would also knock her tramp stamp, but I used to work with a gal who had one that said “HIT IT LIKE A CHAMP,” so I would consider this a bit more classy.
October 31st, 2011
I think that is my husband on the left….
November 3rd, 2011
crack kills or crack reveals
November 5th, 2011
Sad part: she is wearing a belt…even worse: I’m pretty sure that’s a skirt not shorts…HBA you have a hot mess in aisle 3, HBA hot mess in aisle three. Left Wins unintentional…she obviously knows but just donesn’t give a shit…
November 6th, 2011
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