October 5th, 2009
Where Are The Mantyhose?
If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
California
If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
California
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I really hope that’s photoshopped because he has much better legs than I do
October 5th, 2009
Please, I besiege you, tell me this was photo-shopped. I’ll not be enraged. Instead, I’ll sigh a sigh of relief for humanity.
October 5th, 2009
Sometimes a guy just wants to feel purty.
October 5th, 2009
I bet he was dared. I’ve been dared to dress up like a pirate and go shopping at WalMart. And I mean with the eye patch and hat and everything. And since this picture is in California, I imagine it’s probably a dare. I was dared by a Californian.
October 5th, 2009
OMG!!!!! That is all I can say! WOW
October 5th, 2009
That skirt is a summer and he looks more like a winter. The color is all wrong for him. He should have also worn a matching blouse to really pull it all together..
October 5th, 2009
He’s got a great idea, what better way is there to shoplift socks than by rolling them up and slipping them up your manly skirt?
October 5th, 2009
In this case, the “TV” stands for “Tranny Vision”…or “Totally Vile”…
October 5th, 2009
Yet another very good reason not to live in California.
October 5th, 2009
Aye. Obviously he’s a Scotsman waiting for his kilt to come back from the cleaners.
October 5th, 2009
JAMBY IS BACK YALL I WANT TO RE INTORDUCE MY SELF MY NAME IS J A TO THE MBY IM DA NUMBA POSTA ON THIS SITE I GOT MO THUMBS UP THEN YOU.
HAHAH
ANYWAYS DIS WOULD LOOK GOOD ON A THICK CHICK NOT THIS DUDE
October 5th, 2009
All kinds of issues here…
Cro-Magnon Woman over to the right, the obvious WTF in the middle and then is that a horses tail whipping through the left side of the shot?
October 5th, 2009
FINALLY! Something funny to look at on this site again. Even if it might be photoshopped.
October 5th, 2009
MAINE IM TIRED OF YALL HATERS TUMBS DOWNSING MY COMMENT YO THIS IS BULLCRAP YALL NEED TO SHOW UR BOY JAMBY SOME LOVE I BEEN ON DIS SITE SINCE DAY 1
October 5th, 2009
Auditions for the next Pussycat Doll weren’t going well…
October 5th, 2009
Nothing else to wear, must have been laundry day right?
October 5th, 2009
Broken picture link… not able to see
Anywhere else I can see this? This is the first time that I was unable to see a pic on this site.
October 5th, 2009
if i grow up and look like this, shoot me. seriously.
October 5th, 2009
I will now spend the entire day trying to work “mantyhose” into a sentence.
October 5th, 2009
Former boy band member, right before he goes to live in a retirement community
October 5th, 2009
Seriously, even gay people would say that’s just wrong.
Looks like Strawberry Shortcake’s dad raided her closet.
October 5th, 2009
Good men are hard to find.
And now you see why.
October 5th, 2009
that’s a nice skirt.
October 5th, 2009
That’s one gathering of the clans I plan on missing.
October 5th, 2009
Those boots look like they have heels to them… I am just saying.
October 5th, 2009
It really just looks so comfortable! The benefits of a nice cool breeze……
October 5th, 2009
“With all the money I’m savin’ by NOT buyin’ pants, I’m gonna git me one o’ these here tellyvisions one day…”
October 5th, 2009
he’s got legs, he knows how to use them!
October 5th, 2009
Wow! What a refreshing site to wake up to when checking this wonderful site! Come on check out THOSE legs, looks like someone’s trying to bring a little ‘sexy back’!!!! BUT FAILED!!!! Your photoshopping man, go home, and put back on your torn up Wranglers!
October 5th, 2009
Black leather platform boots with that skirt? At least they match his hat… A for effort!!
October 5th, 2009
Im not sure if its worse that he has on a skirt or that he has nicer legs than alot of woman I know. Wtf?
October 5th, 2009
looks like Billy Bob Thornton
October 5th, 2009
He should be looking at mirrors not televisions.
October 5th, 2009
Sometimes I wish I had shiny shoes – just so that I could see whether he was going commando in his mantyhose.
October 5th, 2009
Dude, it’s called a “kilt” – and that isn’t one.
October 5th, 2009
asymmetrical skirts are so last year -even at the W-mart
October 5th, 2009
perhaps he got hers & she got his?laundry swap?
October 5th, 2009
Bet he plays a mean bagpipe.
October 5th, 2009
dammit now I got an earworm:
“He’s got LAYGGGGS! An’ he knows how to USSSE them . . . “
October 5th, 2009
Ewww, that’s just plain disgusting.
October 5th, 2009
And the really strange part is that the woman standing next to him isn’t even noticing he’s dressed like that. I would be several yards from this guy regardless of what I want to see in the TV department.
October 5th, 2009
Lighten up people, his kilt’s at the cleaners.
“They can take our flat screens & remotes, but they’ll never take our FREEEDOMMM!!!”
October 5th, 2009
this is photoshopped…. bummer.. but it is…
October 5th, 2009
What a refreshing site to wake up to when checking this wonderful site! WOW, check out the legs on this guy! It looks like someone’s trying to bring ‘sexy back’!!!!!! BUT FAILED! Stop photoshopping man, go back to the trailer kick the skirt off and put back on the torn Wranglers!!!! This site is for TRUE fashion felony idiots, not dumb a** people who don’t have jobs and have nothing better to do!
October 5th, 2009
Lt. Dangle shops at wally world
October 5th, 2009
I think some pink floral mantyhose would look good with that. They were debating over the wearableness of it on http://www.e-mancipate.net/
“hmmm…I wear mantyhose already, but would pink floral be too much?…”
It’s ALL too much
October 5th, 2009
Californica
October 5th, 2009
Lets just hope it wasn’t windy that day……………
October 5th, 2009
As Tim Gunn would say, “Make it work!”
October 5th, 2009
it looks like his bitch wears the pants in the family
October 5th, 2009
I can only assume he’s going to buy a tv with the money he won from winning the dare.
October 5th, 2009
omg i think that my priest.
October 5th, 2009
well, at least he waxed his legs. I suppose that counts for something…
October 5th, 2009
God bless America
October 5th, 2009
Is it wrong that I can’t stop staring at his legs?
October 5th, 2009
maybe he is a scotsman and this is from his Summer Kilt collection.
October 5th, 2009
He’s one of the new Mexicans who think they’re Scottish as well. He’s just wearing the Mexican equivalent of a kilt.
October 5th, 2009
oh my god!
I know that guy.
he was the captain of the high school cheerleading squad!
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
October 5th, 2009
Scary thing is, you find the nicest legs on guys. I bet he wanted to get a utilitkilt, but they cost too much, so he raided his sister’s closet.
October 5th, 2009
It’s not a dude. It’s a worn out older woman.
October 5th, 2009
Where can I get that skirt??? I’d totally rock it!!!
October 5th, 2009
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight
October 5th, 2009
Why bother looking at flat screens if you can’t afford clothes to look presentable in public. This is wrong.
October 5th, 2009
@Jamby
maybe if you spent less time on the internet and more time in a 4th grade classroom you could spell words like “this”
October 5th, 2009
The sad thing is that compared to the chick next to him, Manskirt’s legs are less hairy and his panties are probably cuter.
October 5th, 2009
Um, I agree, he has pretty nice legs, but he needs some help bringing his look all together…Looks like a kid putting a barbie and a GI joe together..
Some kind of “hybrid doll-freak”
October 5th, 2009
Apparently Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is only 50 % done with his makeover…..
October 5th, 2009
His legs look better than the rhino standing next to him. As far as cross dressers go, this guy is top shelf.
October 5th, 2009
G
maybe if you spent less time on the internet and more time in a 4th grade classroom you could spell words like “this”
YO HOMIE U GOT PROBLEMS U BETTA SHOW ME SUM RESPEK HOMIE ILL SEND YO ASS TO THE ER BRA BETTA KNOW WHERE U AT AND WHO U TALKIN 2 AT ALL TIMES TALK DAT CRAZY TALK BE PUT IN A COMA
October 5th, 2009
Now that’s hot!!! lmfao!!!
October 5th, 2009
Doesn’t anybody wonder what he’s doing with his hands? What’s he holding on to?
October 5th, 2009
Yo, yo, yo, where’s my post about “Whitis Trashius”?
October 5th, 2009
It would be funny if a gust of wind blew up his skirt and showed his junk off to everyone when he walking thru the parking lot.
October 5th, 2009
I think grandpa has been secretely watching Hannah Montana at 3 am when the rest of the family has gone to bed……..
October 5th, 2009
OK, see, now THIS is just wrong !
October 5th, 2009
This is exactly why my husband won’t go into a Walmart. It scares the hell out of him.
October 5th, 2009
GI Jane he’s not!
October 5th, 2009
The skirt and Doc Marten boots are a definite fashion Faux Paux, but boy oh boy, can that old white man pull off the Do Rag, or what???
October 5th, 2009
No way he can pretend that skirt is a kilt. That’s all I’m saying.
October 5th, 2009
I wonder if he’s freeballing. If the wind kicks up it would put little kids into counseling.
October 5th, 2009
Hey baby….do those legs go all the way up?
October 5th, 2009
cowboy boots with THAt skirt? MAJOR fashion faux pas!
…only in Cali!
October 5th, 2009
@Jamby – your threats would be meaningful if you actually wrote in English. Survey says… you’re an idiot.
@G – 4th grade? You give Jamby way too much credit… I teach first graders who are more literate than he is!
October 5th, 2009
That is why I moved from Louisiana to California…They accept us people who feel like a woman trapped in a man’s body (at least in the mid-section)
October 5th, 2009
“I’d hit it”
-JAMBY
October 5th, 2009
Maybe that’s what the other inmates had him wear in prison and he just kinda took a liking to it. It’s obviously light and airy – probably quite comfortable. Till he gets his azz kicked.
October 5th, 2009
If the guy wasnt so thin I would say it looks a whole heck of a lot like ‘King of the Hill’s’ Bill Dauterive straight out of the “Pretty Pretty Dresses” episode.
October 5th, 2009
This is just too much, where else but Wal-mart right…I mean this dude has every right to wear his daughter’s mini skirts…right?….anybody…..ok then I will not do it then but man he looks like Rowdy Roddy Popper from the WWF.
October 5th, 2009
I feel pretty, oh so pretty……
October 5th, 2009
“Maybe the guys at work will be so impressed with the new big screen, they won’t nitce the skirt.”
October 5th, 2009
Well I guess we know who wears the pants in that family
October 5th, 2009
at least it looks like he shaved “her” legs.
Actually, if they were attached to a woman, I’d have to give nods for having nice calves. But, alas, they are not attached to a woman, and those knees have probably worn divots in the floors of the finest glory holes San Fran has to offer.
October 5th, 2009
Somewhere out there walking around is the top half of the girl and the bottom half of dad………
October 5th, 2009
Just totally dosent match at all
October 5th, 2009
I so want that skirt, and to have legs like his. That is just so sad since I am a girl. Would bet anything he lost a bet. I do have to wonder if he had to wear cute pink panties with that tho.
October 5th, 2009
reminds me of the scottishman song , i wonder if he has underwear on under there. i don’t know where youv’e been but i see you’ve won first prize. or he could be the guy who wrote Dear Abby saying he enjoys the freedom of wearing skirts.
October 5th, 2009
Buster/Busters Baby: Your great description of Whitis Trashius is in another thread (Not So Cool J).
October 5th, 2009
Johnny Lingo and his wife, Mohanna decided it was time to shop for a new TV.
October 5th, 2009
that could be a woman…i don’t see any solid evidence for manhood
October 5th, 2009
Saw a thing on the national news how construction workers in England were learning ballet to see what the floor felt like. They had their yellow vests and tutu and work boots on. So hysterical. This was on ABC news tonight
October 5th, 2009
Um, I’m wondering if that’s really a gal (high-heels and all), and the short hair and hat is because she’s a cancer victim going through chemotherapy. Just something to think about.
October 5th, 2009
This is clearly photo-shopped. Look at the legs closely. Those are not real. As much as I would love for this picture to be real, alas it is not. You want to see real, go check out the gold-paint guy. Can we make a Top 10 list of pics?
October 5th, 2009
I wonder where he got that saucy little number?
Oh, probably at Target.
October 5th, 2009
He should have worn Uggs, then the skirt would have matched!
October 5th, 2009
Hey, He has just gotten a nice leg waxing at the Korean nail/wax shop in the front of the store. You think he is not showing those baby’s off? Hell no,, plus the cool breeze feels good on his wiener. lol
October 6th, 2009
What other department would you expect to see this guy. TV’s. You have to make sure you have the correct size flatscreen to properly watch porn on.
You go uncle Cleitous, don’t forget the lotion.
October 6th, 2009
eddie veder (pearl jam)must have turned gay
October 6th, 2009
Once in awhile Buffalo Bill has to take a break from skinning women and get our of the house. I’m sure he ran out of lotion to put on his victims. “It put’s the lotion in the basket………PUT THE LOTION IN THE F*@#^ING BASKET!”
October 6th, 2009
Hahaha it really makes you wonder if this guy’s for real or did he lose a bet. Cause somethings are just…… wow
October 6th, 2009
I always like to feel pretty when I watch Desparate Housewives.
October 6th, 2009
Pretty in pink!
October 6th, 2009
that’s just terrible.
October 6th, 2009
Even Scots men can be gay!
October 6th, 2009
Another brave heart against trouser tyranny…..
October 6th, 2009
Showing the love for Mary Kate & Ashley.
October 6th, 2009
i was showing my mom this picture when i realized i got this skirt from limited too about 4 years ago.
October 6th, 2009
he probably borrowed that skirt from his lady friend next to him…
“hey girl i dont have a clean skirt i wore them all to wal-mart last week can i borrow one of yours?”
October 7th, 2009
Why is it that in every picture of a man in something short, he’s wearing ridiculous boots?
October 7th, 2009
i bet 1,000 bucks it was a dumb dare or lost bet
October 7th, 2009
I bet he has a purdy mouth.
October 7th, 2009
I think maybe he switched with the chick standing next to him….she’s got the right shoes too…maybe they swapped shoes later too hehe
October 8th, 2009
Seriously, he is a Californian!
October 8th, 2009
Looks like Best Buy to me…. not Wal-Mart. Which i’m conflicted on which is worse.
October 9th, 2009
well….well…well……its obvious that many people on here do not speak “wal-martian”. its actually a very highly evolved language pattern that the rest of us who go out in public trying to look “nice”, “normal” or “good” will never be able to speak. It’s actually quite sophisticated and difficult to learn You must be born with a sense of natural tackiness, a flair for the disastrous and a love of all things velcro…….
October 9th, 2009
there is a nice breeze coming from the frozen food section!
October 9th, 2009
Eezy…Breezy…Beautiful…
October 9th, 2009
maybe (hopefully) its a really really butch woman?
October 9th, 2009
no upskirt photo?
October 12th, 2009
I think the boots make the entire outfit! Fabulous!
October 13th, 2009
WTF! is wrong with the people of California?, No Really WHAT THE
F–K is it, Who would leave their home dressed like this? Good God Man!
Hey Govenator, do something about your people man, this is just wrong.
October 18th, 2009
Instead of falling prives people of walmart need to watch out for falling mangina outta that skirt….
October 18th, 2009
Instead of falling prices, people of walmart need to watch out for falling mangina comin outta that skirt….
October 18th, 2009
Good thing there isn’t a breeze or wind blowing… I wouldn’t want to see whats under that skirt.
November 6th, 2009
It is a cute skirt, and he does rock it with those legs and boots… but why the plain white fruit of the loom Tee? A nice blouse and a cute purse would complete the outfit.
November 9th, 2009
This skirt was made for WalMart,
and thats just what it’ll do,
and one day this skirt will WalMart over you!
November 12th, 2009
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