You want your head to explode today? Try thinking of a joke for this picture that doesn’t involve “fruit”.
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dancin with the strawbs
October 21st, 2011
if you let me touch your grapes i’ll let you touch my kumquats!
Staged photo-ops are allowed? Oh, I guess.
Catchin’ the breeze!
I always LOVE family reunion pictures! Oh my GAWD he is a successful ballarina in New York!!!
“We’re the Dancers”.
He’s expanding his legs wide enough to show his fruits
I squeeeez your fruit you squeeeez mine. hahahahaha
if she shoots any more fruit outta that thing someone might lose an eye
looks like he should be in the mixed nuts section.
He’s wearing JORTS – enough said!
This is how Melons get Lysteria.
He’s airing out the berries.
Easy breezy lemon squeeeezzyy..
Those are some SERIOUS man-calf muscles O_O
That can’t be at a Walmart, as the quality of produce looks pretty good in this photo
you can see his fruit from the other side
He’s showing off his nimbleness and fruit squeezing ability for the boys at wallyworld.
what is the fruit in this photo? The guy or the produce??
that guy is a bit creepy
damn those beans last night…and a one and ….ooops
BALANCING OUT…BUT IS IT RIPE ??? LOL !!!
Look it’s Kevin Bacon from Footloose
Free Peep Show! 2pm in the produce section!
Is it just me, or do they look a little bit like Kevin Bacon?
Want to guess where the bananas are?
Vivian Danielle Wyatt
I thought of one: NUTS!!!! He is absolutely nuts and won’t get a “date!”
That’s not Walmart.
That isn’t WM.
He’s feeling quite footloose for peaches or just maybe likes a little dirty dancing with the nectarines!! I think the 80s punched him in the head…
that’s a Wally World? Looks really nice (and fruity)
Here we go loopty loop, here we go loopty lie, here we go loopty loop, all on a saturday night!
um no, the bananas are ovvveeerr….(ugh) there!
Plump, juicy cherries always make me break into a beautiful arabesque!
“Look MA – I told you I could get on PoWM!”
Foot Loose Fanatic? Practicing for the Gay Ballet?
he’s a dancer, hello. sometimes this website sucks. please go back to your five-hunded-pound women in thongs.
Is that what C. Thomas Howell is up to these days?
Now That’s A Fart
What do you expect from a Packer fan.
OK WHO MIXED THE FRIUT AND THE Melons?
Who Put The Cucumber In With The Melons?
The restroom? Oh, it’s that-a way…
Don’t you just love those gay-la apples.
OMG! I just LOVE your shoes! and that pose just makes your skin sparkle! Ha, sparkle.
I was wondering whatever happened to C. Thomas Howell. And there he is.
Put your leg down everyone can see up your skirt!
Why don’t we ever get to see someone like THIS in a thong…..
Fame! I’m gonna shop forever. I’m gonna learn how to buy . . . high.
The real question is, what is he using for a basket??
one foot over the edge
It’s you, isn’t it…….
WalMart the Musical….Act I-Dances with Fruit..
Hmmm, how ’bout melons and felons.
Frightened Yet Intrigued
“Keep that leg up…I’m pretty sure this is how Baryshnikov got discovered…”
My hands are full can you hand me a couple cucumbers!
All I can say is hahahahahahaha
OK, it IS an odd pose to be striking in the middle of the produce aisle but man, VA VA VOOM has he got a nice body! He can pirhouette right into my arms!
I’m lovin’ it !!! and a bow tie too!
this is the newest display for the “dangleberries”!!!
I’m on a balanced diet.
WTF? Why is Kevin Bacon doing calisthenics in front of a fruitstand?
Thank god the camera wasn’t behind him (it?)………….:o
I hate it when I don’t wipe very good…..have….to….keep…..em……..spread…..apart!
It was an embarrassing experience for our superhero-in-disguise when suddenly one of his anti-gravity shoes activated.
Pass The Eye Bleach Please
He happened to run into his doctor and thought it would be best to get his prostate exam over with right then
“He went that way!”
or (and I have to have at least one fruit reference)
“Are my berries fresh?”
This is NOT walmart. That is not their flooring, not walmarts shelving and there is no price tags or walmart signs. If you will accept boring pictures of stupid crap from any store I have a phone filled with them for ya!
My next pose will be downward dog!
He’s singing to himself, “I gotta cut loose… Footloose…. Kick of them Sunday shoes…”
HMMMMMM reminds me i need to stretch before attempting a perewitz.
I know my text said “Flash Mob at Wal-Mart next to the produce!” Where is everyone!?
Rajalexi I think you have a scary phone….
His folks bought ballet lessons for fifteen years so he could do——THIS?
Is that Jim Carry?
Practicing for his role in “Hairspray” while shopping for fruit?
Obviously staged. website sliding downhill.If thats possible!
a) it’s not a WalMart
b) this dude TOTALLY knew he was on camera.
NOT WALMART !!!!!
“When Mom told me that if I kept doing this, I’d get stuck like this, I guess she wasn’t kidding.”
Come on POWM…this photo obviously wasn’t taken in a WalMart. Doesn’t belong here, and try to keep it real in the future please!
Unless this creature lives in this store, it appears fruit actually DOES travel.
At this store, you can grab your fruits and nuts in the same aisle!
And I bet his hair formula is the new “Touch of Gay”
Hey a guy needs to multi-task. He’s at ballet practice while grocery shopping.
Staged. Which is where he belongs..but I’m betting he’s a figure skater; that’s a really good spiral (figure skating word for his leg position).
Excellent turn out, especially the higher foot in this arabesque. No, not Wal-Mart, but it’s a crack up nonetheless.
He was told not to park within twenty feet of the fire hydrant.
Training to be the next karate kid “The San Francisco Walmart Showdown”
come on girls you can use anything for weights and when you are finished exercise you are all set for a healthy snack!
amazingly limber while wearing such a short jeans skirt.
singing… “If you like to talk to tomatoes… If a squash can make you smile…. If you like to waltz with potatoes… Up and down the produce Aisle… HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU!… Veggie TaaAAAAaaaaails, Veggie Taaaails!”
I was gonna title the pic using the word ‘fruit’ in it, but that would be too easy!!!!
Come on everyone…he’s just displaying his peanuts!
Do these shorts make my balls look big?
Bruce practices his arabesques while checking out the produce…
He’s just trying to bring everyone’s attention to the fruit AND nuts.
I stay at least 1,000 feet away from that thing
Fruit picking fruit?!
Cannibalism at its finest…
Feelin’ a little GASSY!!!!
My spidey senses are tingling…
Son of Sam's Club
The Official Grape Inspecter
two men nailing eachother in the butt is still not as gay as this picture.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…heywaitaminute!! there’s a cucumber missing from the shelf.
At least he had a good body, look at his leg muscles. And he even had a descent outfit on, and that the picture is staged.
Must be tossing the salad tonight
Nunya D. Business
He’s lettn it air out!!!!
Hey, my dog does that at nearly every fire hydrant he comes to.
That was one HELL of a fart
Would someone pulease pull that banana out of my butt!?
So You Think You Can Dance…..with Produce
October 22nd, 2011
“Ace Ventura” the Musical, coming to a Wal-Mart near you.
If that sick thing were MY kid……………..
Is that kevin bacon
Bet he could show us how to do the Hokey Pokey…
I’m concerned that by a simple twist of fate that I could have been him… thank you God.
The NutCracker…part lV….
Do These look fresh to you?
Q: What attracts gay ballarina dancers, like flies to s***?
A: A rainbow!
I can’t think of a joke right now, but the fact that that queer is probably fitter and stronger and more agile than I could ever dream of being is a disquieting thought.
Kevin Bacon’s not doing so well after hearing he wouldn’t be starring in the remake of footloose
Put your leg down, WE dont want to see your vagina !!
I bet he’s shopping for bananas.
La la la la la la la!
Not WM. In fact, if you look at the photo (next to the PoWM watermark,) there’s the site the submitter got this from.
PoWM, you got pwned.
This Saturday at 7 p.m……Wal-mart presents a one-man production of “The Nutcracker”, in their Produce Department. Seating is limited, call today for tickets.
Oh My Goodness!!!!
He’s gonna strain his little man-berries if he ain’t careful!
Decidedly NOT walmart. Still, fabulous.
that boy has had a lot of balls slappin his chin and his taint
Now a REAL WOMAN is never gonna be able to get any respect around here…
Not from Walmart.
I’m guessing he’s had more than one potato up his tailpipe…
I don’t really care if the guy is gay. I have seen too many lives of good people destroyed over the years because of that issue… but I’m still going to laugh when I see something like this. Guess I’m just another one of the hypocrites.
NOT WALMART!! If you look next to the Walmart Smiley in the corner you can clearly see that someone stole this photo from another website!! Way to go PoWM for allowing fake photos in!
Ya bud it’s all up to the cascade…..
October 23rd, 2011
This appears to be the work of a Russian photographer, Vitaly Sokolovsky. This photo is very much his style. I sincerely hope that PoW is using this with permission, of that they remove it immediately.
In one end and out the other!
The toilette is …… that way! Ta Da
He’s gonna toss a salad.
When we decided to play rock, paper, scissors for the last plum I have to admit he caught me completely by surprise.
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
His “nuts” must have been in a bunch !
Airing out my camel toe while browsing for fruits.
How ballerinas fart.
In order to keep his jorts both looking and smelling daisy fresh, Thad discovered that by raising his leg into the air to a precise 140 degree angle, (yes, I used a protractor) he could bypass any problems one may have with odors and stains. At first he was a little apprehensive to do this in public, but then he soon realized that he was doing everyone a public service!! By teaching people this useful maneuver he would help others keep their jorts daisy fresh AND he would help save water in turn saving the planet!! One leg kick to save the world… though please do not tell Thad about the greenhouse gases he is emitting.. it would just break his perky, jort wearing heart.
You are what you eat!
looks to me that they are attracting a more cultured demographic
I’m glad to see that RUSSIAN art project got such an exposure. Dude, you know it’s fake, right? It’s a project called “Dance-Petersburg”, it’s filmed in Saint-Petersburg (real one – in Russia), and yes, IT IS STAGED. It was meant this way.
Other pictures for the project can be seen here:
Yes, it includes this one. And other – with the same guy in pictures.
October 24th, 2011
1) Are you sure that’s Walmart? and 2) That looks like a professional photo.
Fruit looking at fruit!
How about… “The guy behind him only saw a display of nuts.”
that doesnt look anything like walmart! funny though.
Excuse me sir can you point me to the electronic section?
@ OWL – Thanks for the info, but it was fun to see on here.
Beto pero no Teto
No son peras ni perones! Son mis huevos bien pelones!!
Yes, these tennis shoes really are that light!
ENTRY TO THIS FRUIT STAND IS THROUGH DOOR #2!!!
Ah, so this is what Ace Ventura has been doing all this time.
this isn’t even in a Wal-Mart – AND the caption is offensive! Since when were staged photos allowed?
Fag… I would love to see the faggot walkin id kick the living crap out of him.
That’s actually not a Wal-Mart. See the hand-printed sign?
I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle…pull on my spout. When I get all steamed up strawberry jelly comes out. Tip me over and lick me out!
thats chopped and not funny
And 1 and 2 and breath. yoga in the fruit section. descusting.
I know I saw my balls in here somewhere…
There’s a cute girl from Hooters with her kid!
Wonder how I can attract her attention?
I know, I will pick up my fruit like THHHIISSSSS
OW! Is she looking?
October 25th, 2011
I heard there was gonna be another Ace Ventura movie……..
well he should go to the caly the land of fruits and nuts cuz hes got both
“I think the 69ers are playing the Packers tonight, better pickup a fresh bunch of nuts and bananas.”
October 26th, 2011
I’d like a little fruit with my yoga.
Anyone care for a tossed salad?
Not a WalMart….definitely…..produce displays ALL WRONG….doesn’t somebody screen these pics?
What is really shocking to me is the level of illiteracy in this world. “Try thinking of a joke for this picture that doesn’t involve “fruit”.” and the majority of the first batch of responses were ‘fruitful’. Amazing.
October 27th, 2011
Gayce Ventura sais “ballllllllrighteeethen”
Kevin bacon before the audition for footloose 2011… Oh sorry your a fan
October 28th, 2011
a fruit in the hand is worth two in the tush!
I have heard of Dancing With The Stars but not Dancing With Frut!
October 29th, 2011
Airing my nuts, no wait, I’m LOOKING for some nuts.
“After the accident, Bob regained mobility by learning to hop along on one foot.”
October 31st, 2011
Yeah, I think I seen that dude last week, But in the meat section, doing that pose the other way.. haha
OH!!!!! Price Check Boy
November 1st, 2011
It’s the Matrix Reloading!
Looks like some one has got a little sugar in the tank!
November 2nd, 2011
Looks like some one has got a little sugar in the tank! Wait does Kevin Bacon have twilkle toes goin on? This is not FOOT LOOSE!
That guy is such a vegetable!
(There. How’s that?)
I’m a karate instructor and this is how you do a sidekick the right way
November 3rd, 2011
kevin? footloose with fruit well i hope its your foot loose
Your dad is over there. Now leave me alone!
November 5th, 2011
“think ima just bend on down over here oops my leg popped up… might as well take it all the way…. yea that good right there” HOLD JUST A FEW MORE SEC SO EV BODY GETS A GOOD LOOK ahhhh….. yea that was good. oh look, fruit.
November 6th, 2011
This is exactly the reason that your mother tells you to wash your hands well because banana skins aren’t always the cleanest after being handled!
“Everybody Fruit Loose!”
November 7th, 2011
Deleted scene from Fruitloose
November 8th, 2011
Check out his sugarlumps as he checks out the sugarplums.
November 9th, 2011
“I just farted.”
November 10th, 2011
SO not wal-mart. Also, I think his leg is ‘shopped up there. Just sayin’.
He looks like a young Kevin Bacon.
November 13th, 2011
Ace Ventura searching for an endangered fruit fly.
November 14th, 2011
OK, I am ready for the bannanas!
Potatos? They are over there.
November 15th, 2011
Doctor said if i rub this on it…i’ll be able to close me legs
November 16th, 2011
Another Occupy moron at a farmers market, not a wallmart. Not that I am defending Walmartians or Walmart.
November 17th, 2011
If you stare at it long enough, it starts to look like he’s got one functional leg and another one that’s just sort of growing out of his back. :p
November 23rd, 2011
You are what you eat…..
November 27th, 2011
this makes me wonder what kind of people we are farming here in wisconsin lol.. i see enough weirdos wander through walmart at night.. seems more and more come out the closer we get to a full moon…
November 29th, 2011
It’s good hygene to take a moment and air out your vaginuts.
Few people know that Jim Carrey’s first job was as a fruit washer at WalMart.
December 7th, 2011
Frank was raised by wolves since the third grade and now likes to ensure he gets his scent as high as possible.
January 12th, 2012
that awkward moment when you realize your balls are still stuck to your thigh and you just stretched like that in public.
February 9th, 2012
ahhhhhhhhh ….OHHHHHHHH excuse me..is it too late to say i’m sorry for that gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2012
…. I had to…
“And on display with the fruit, Benjamin the successful Ballerina, displays his favourite nuts.”
OH GOD I’M GOING TO HELL.
September 16th, 2012
This is NOT a fruit.
This is a FAGGOT, a QUEER, a MARY, a FUDGEPACKER!!!
Don’t drop the soap!!!
September 25th, 2012
I’m a ballerina. Watch me stretch my way-to-skinny leg! (By the way, pull up that thong/shorts.)
November 28th, 2012
Scared of Walmart
Ballerina showing his stuff….. he’s got talent! and confidence if he is doing that!
July 2nd, 2013