October 21st, 2011
The Musical Fruit
You want your head to explode today? Try thinking of a joke for this picture that doesn’t involve “fruit”.
Wisconsin
The Musical Fruit,
You want your head to explode today? Try thinking of a joke for this picture that doesn’t involve “fruit”.
Wisconsin
The Musical Fruit,
214 Comments, Comment or Ping
dancin with the strawbs
October 21st, 2011
if you let me touch your grapes i’ll let you touch my kumquats!
October 21st, 2011
Staged photo-ops are allowed? Oh, I guess.
October 21st, 2011
Catchin’ the breeze!
October 21st, 2011
I always LOVE family reunion pictures! Oh my GAWD he is a successful ballarina in New York!!!
October 21st, 2011
“We’re the Dancers”.
October 21st, 2011
He’s expanding his legs wide enough to show his fruits
October 21st, 2011
I squeeeez your fruit you squeeeez mine. hahahahaha
October 21st, 2011
if she shoots any more fruit outta that thing someone might lose an eye
October 21st, 2011
looks like he should be in the mixed nuts section.
October 21st, 2011
He’s wearing JORTS – enough said!
October 21st, 2011
This is how Melons get Lysteria.
October 21st, 2011
He’s airing out the berries.
October 21st, 2011
Easy breezy lemon squeeeezzyy..
October 21st, 2011
Those are some SERIOUS man-calf muscles O_O
October 21st, 2011
That can’t be at a Walmart, as the quality of produce looks pretty good in this photo
October 21st, 2011
you can see his fruit from the other side
October 21st, 2011
He’s showing off his nimbleness and fruit squeezing ability for the boys at wallyworld.
October 21st, 2011
what is the fruit in this photo? The guy or the produce??
October 21st, 2011
that guy is a bit creepy
October 21st, 2011
damn those beans last night…and a one and ….ooops
October 21st, 2011
BALANCING OUT…BUT IS IT RIPE ??? LOL !!!
October 21st, 2011
Look it’s Kevin Bacon from Footloose
October 21st, 2011
Free Peep Show! 2pm in the produce section!
October 21st, 2011
Is it just me, or do they look a little bit like Kevin Bacon?
October 21st, 2011
Want to guess where the bananas are?
October 21st, 2011
I thought of one: NUTS!!!! He is absolutely nuts and won’t get a “date!”
October 21st, 2011
That’s not Walmart.
October 21st, 2011
That isn’t WM.
October 21st, 2011
He’s feeling quite footloose for peaches or just maybe likes a little dirty dancing with the nectarines!! I think the 80s punched him in the head…
October 21st, 2011
that’s a Wally World? Looks really nice (and fruity)
October 21st, 2011
Here we go loopty loop, here we go loopty lie, here we go loopty loop, all on a saturday night!
October 21st, 2011
um no, the bananas are ovvveeerr….(ugh) there!
October 21st, 2011
Plump, juicy cherries always make me break into a beautiful arabesque!
October 21st, 2011
“Look MA – I told you I could get on PoWM!”
October 21st, 2011
Foot Loose Fanatic? Practicing for the Gay Ballet?
October 21st, 2011
he’s a dancer, hello. sometimes this website sucks. please go back to your five-hunded-pound women in thongs.
October 21st, 2011
Is that what C. Thomas Howell is up to these days?
October 21st, 2011
Now That’s A Fart
October 21st, 2011
What do you expect from a Packer fan.
October 21st, 2011
OK WHO MIXED THE FRIUT AND THE Melons?
October 21st, 2011
Who Put The Cucumber In With The Melons?
October 21st, 2011
The restroom? Oh, it’s that-a way…
October 21st, 2011
Don’t you just love those gay-la apples.
October 21st, 2011
OMG! I just LOVE your shoes! and that pose just makes your skin sparkle! Ha, sparkle.
October 21st, 2011
I was wondering whatever happened to C. Thomas Howell. And there he is.
October 21st, 2011
Put your leg down everyone can see up your skirt!
October 21st, 2011
Why don’t we ever get to see someone like THIS in a thong…..
October 21st, 2011
Fame! I’m gonna shop forever. I’m gonna learn how to buy . . . high.
October 21st, 2011
The real question is, what is he using for a basket??
October 21st, 2011
It’s you, isn’t it…….
October 21st, 2011
WalMart the Musical….Act I-Dances with Fruit..
October 21st, 2011
Hmmm, how ’bout melons and felons.
October 21st, 2011
“Keep that leg up…I’m pretty sure this is how Baryshnikov got discovered…”
October 21st, 2011
My hands are full can you hand me a couple cucumbers!
October 21st, 2011
All I can say is hahahahahahaha
October 21st, 2011
OK, it IS an odd pose to be striking in the middle of the produce aisle but man, VA VA VOOM has he got a nice body! He can pirhouette right into my arms!
October 21st, 2011
I’m lovin’ it !!! and a bow tie too!
October 21st, 2011
this is the newest display for the “dangleberries”!!!
October 21st, 2011
I’m on a balanced diet.
October 21st, 2011
WTF? Why is Kevin Bacon doing calisthenics in front of a fruitstand?
October 21st, 2011
Oh sthuper!
October 21st, 2011
Thank god the camera wasn’t behind him (it?)………….:o
October 21st, 2011
I hate it when I don’t wipe very good…..have….to….keep…..em……..spread…..apart!
October 21st, 2011
It was an embarrassing experience for our superhero-in-disguise when suddenly one of his anti-gravity shoes activated.
October 21st, 2011
He happened to run into his doctor and thought it would be best to get his prostate exam over with right then
October 21st, 2011
“He went that way!”
or
“Taxi”
or (and I have to have at least one fruit reference)
“Are my berries fresh?”
October 21st, 2011
This is NOT walmart. That is not their flooring, not walmarts shelving and there is no price tags or walmart signs. If you will accept boring pictures of stupid crap from any store I have a phone filled with them for ya!
October 21st, 2011
My next pose will be downward dog!
October 21st, 2011
He’s singing to himself, “I gotta cut loose… Footloose…. Kick of them Sunday shoes…”
October 21st, 2011
HMMMMMM reminds me i need to stretch before attempting a perewitz.
October 21st, 2011
I know my text said “Flash Mob at Wal-Mart next to the produce!” Where is everyone!?
October 21st, 2011
Rajalexi I think you have a scary phone….
October 21st, 2011
His folks bought ballet lessons for fifteen years so he could do——THIS?
October 21st, 2011
Is that Jim Carry?
October 21st, 2011
Practicing for his role in “Hairspray” while shopping for fruit?
October 21st, 2011
Obviously staged. website sliding downhill.If thats possible!
October 21st, 2011
a) it’s not a WalMart
b) this dude TOTALLY knew he was on camera.
October 21st, 2011
NOT WALMART !!!!!
October 21st, 2011
“When Mom told me that if I kept doing this, I’d get stuck like this, I guess she wasn’t kidding.”
October 21st, 2011
Come on POWM…this photo obviously wasn’t taken in a WalMart. Doesn’t belong here, and try to keep it real in the future please!
Carry on.
October 21st, 2011
Unless this creature lives in this store, it appears fruit actually DOES travel.
October 21st, 2011
At this store, you can grab your fruits and nuts in the same aisle!
October 21st, 2011
And I bet his hair formula is the new “Touch of Gay”
October 21st, 2011
Hey a guy needs to multi-task. He’s at ballet practice while grocery shopping.
October 21st, 2011
Staged. Which is where he belongs..but I’m betting he’s a figure skater; that’s a really good spiral (figure skating word for his leg position).
October 21st, 2011
Excellent turn out, especially the higher foot in this arabesque. No, not Wal-Mart, but it’s a crack up nonetheless.
October 21st, 2011
He was told not to park within twenty feet of the fire hydrant.
October 21st, 2011
Training to be the next karate kid “The San Francisco Walmart Showdown”
October 21st, 2011
come on girls you can use anything for weights and when you are finished exercise you are all set for a healthy snack!
October 21st, 2011
amazingly limber while wearing such a short jeans skirt.
October 21st, 2011
singing… “If you like to talk to tomatoes… If a squash can make you smile…. If you like to waltz with potatoes… Up and down the produce Aisle… HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU!… Veggie TaaAAAAaaaaails, Veggie Taaaails!”
October 21st, 2011
I was gonna title the pic using the word ‘fruit’ in it, but that would be too easy!!!!
October 21st, 2011
Come on everyone…he’s just displaying his peanuts!
(YUCK!)
October 21st, 2011
Do these shorts make my balls look big?
October 21st, 2011
Bruce practices his arabesques while checking out the produce…
October 21st, 2011
He’s just trying to bring everyone’s attention to the fruit AND nuts.
October 21st, 2011
I stay at least 1,000 feet away from that thing
October 21st, 2011
Fruit picking fruit?!
Cannibalism at its finest…
October 21st, 2011
Feelin’ a little GASSY!!!!
October 21st, 2011
My spidey senses are tingling…
October 21st, 2011
The Official Grape Inspecter
October 21st, 2011
two men nailing eachother in the butt is still not as gay as this picture.
October 21st, 2011
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…heywaitaminute!! there’s a cucumber missing from the shelf.
October 21st, 2011
At least he had a good body, look at his leg muscles. And he even had a descent outfit on, and that the picture is staged.
October 21st, 2011
Must be tossing the salad tonight
October 21st, 2011
He’s lettn it air out!!!!
October 21st, 2011
Hey, my dog does that at nearly every fire hydrant he comes to.
October 21st, 2011
That was one HELL of a fart
October 21st, 2011
Would someone pulease pull that banana out of my butt!?
October 21st, 2011
So You Think You Can Dance…..with Produce
October 22nd, 2011
“Ace Ventura” the Musical, coming to a Wal-Mart near you.
October 22nd, 2011
If that sick thing were MY kid……………..
October 22nd, 2011
Is that kevin bacon
October 22nd, 2011
Bet he could show us how to do the Hokey Pokey…
October 22nd, 2011
I’m concerned that by a simple twist of fate that I could have been him… thank you God.
October 22nd, 2011
The NutCracker…part lV….
October 22nd, 2011
Do These look fresh to you?
October 22nd, 2011
Q: What attracts gay ballarina dancers, like flies to s***?
A: A rainbow!
October 22nd, 2011
I can’t think of a joke right now, but the fact that that queer is probably fitter and stronger and more agile than I could ever dream of being is a disquieting thought.
October 22nd, 2011
Kevin Bacon’s not doing so well after hearing he wouldn’t be starring in the remake of footloose
October 22nd, 2011
Put your leg down, WE dont want to see your vagina !!
October 22nd, 2011
I bet he’s shopping for bananas.
October 22nd, 2011
La la la la la la la!
October 22nd, 2011
Not WM. In fact, if you look at the photo (next to the PoWM watermark,) there’s the site the submitter got this from.
PoWM, you got pwned.
October 22nd, 2011
This Saturday at 7 p.m……Wal-mart presents a one-man production of “The Nutcracker”, in their Produce Department. Seating is limited, call today for tickets.
October 22nd, 2011
He’s gonna strain his little man-berries if he ain’t careful!
October 22nd, 2011
Decidedly NOT walmart. Still, fabulous.
October 22nd, 2011
that boy has had a lot of balls slappin his chin and his taint
October 22nd, 2011
Now a REAL WOMAN is never gonna be able to get any respect around here…
October 22nd, 2011
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/9BC1fc/www.mizozo.com/travel/08/2011/09/dancing-saint-petersburg.html
Not from Walmart.
October 22nd, 2011
I’m guessing he’s had more than one potato up his tailpipe…
October 22nd, 2011
I don’t really care if the guy is gay. I have seen too many lives of good people destroyed over the years because of that issue… but I’m still going to laugh when I see something like this. Guess I’m just another one of the hypocrites.
October 22nd, 2011
NOT WALMART!! If you look next to the Walmart Smiley in the corner you can clearly see that someone stole this photo from another website!! Way to go PoWM for allowing fake photos in!
October 22nd, 2011
Ya bud it’s all up to the cascade…..
October 23rd, 2011
This appears to be the work of a Russian photographer, Vitaly Sokolovsky. This photo is very much his style. I sincerely hope that PoW is using this with permission, of that they remove it immediately.
October 23rd, 2011
In one end and out the other!
October 23rd, 2011
…
October 23rd, 2011
The toilette is …… that way! Ta Da
October 23rd, 2011
He’s gonna toss a salad.
October 23rd, 2011
Fag
October 23rd, 2011
When we decided to play rock, paper, scissors for the last plum I have to admit he caught me completely by surprise.
October 23rd, 2011
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
October 23rd, 2011
His “nuts” must have been in a bunch !
October 23rd, 2011
Airing out my camel toe while browsing for fruits.
October 23rd, 2011
How ballerinas fart.
October 23rd, 2011
In order to keep his jorts both looking and smelling daisy fresh, Thad discovered that by raising his leg into the air to a precise 140 degree angle, (yes, I used a protractor) he could bypass any problems one may have with odors and stains. At first he was a little apprehensive to do this in public, but then he soon realized that he was doing everyone a public service!! By teaching people this useful maneuver he would help others keep their jorts daisy fresh AND he would help save water in turn saving the planet!! One leg kick to save the world… though please do not tell Thad about the greenhouse gases he is emitting.. it would just break his perky, jort wearing heart.
October 23rd, 2011
You are what you eat!
October 23rd, 2011
looks to me that they are attracting a more cultured demographic
October 23rd, 2011
I’m glad to see that RUSSIAN art project got such an exposure. Dude, you know it’s fake, right? It’s a project called “Dance-Petersburg”, it’s filmed in Saint-Petersburg (real one – in Russia), and yes, IT IS STAGED. It was meant this way.
Other pictures for the project can be seen here:
http://en-gb.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.149520645126073.38046.149399395138198&type=1
Yes, it includes this one. And other – with the same guy in pictures.
October 24th, 2011
1) Are you sure that’s Walmart? and 2) That looks like a professional photo.
October 24th, 2011
Fruit looking at fruit!
October 24th, 2011
How about… “The guy behind him only saw a display of nuts.”
October 24th, 2011
that doesnt look anything like walmart! funny though.
October 24th, 2011
Excuse me sir can you point me to the electronic section?
October 24th, 2011
@ OWL – Thanks for the info, but it was fun to see on here.
October 24th, 2011
No son peras ni perones! Son mis huevos bien pelones!!
October 24th, 2011
Yes, these tennis shoes really are that light!
October 24th, 2011
ENTRY TO THIS FRUIT STAND IS THROUGH DOOR #2!!!
October 24th, 2011
Ah, so this is what Ace Ventura has been doing all this time.
October 24th, 2011
this isn’t even in a Wal-Mart – AND the caption is offensive! Since when were staged photos allowed?
October 24th, 2011
Fag… I would love to see the faggot walkin id kick the living crap out of him.
October 24th, 2011
That’s actually not a Wal-Mart. See the hand-printed sign?
October 24th, 2011
I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle…pull on my spout. When I get all steamed up strawberry jelly comes out. Tip me over and lick me out!
October 24th, 2011
thats chopped and not funny
October 24th, 2011
And 1 and 2 and breath. yoga in the fruit section. descusting.
October 24th, 2011
I know I saw my balls in here somewhere…
October 24th, 2011
Ooooo!
There’s a cute girl from Hooters with her kid!
Wonder how I can attract her attention?
I know, I will pick up my fruit like THHHIISSSSS
OW! Is she looking?
October 25th, 2011
I heard there was gonna be another Ace Ventura movie……..
October 25th, 2011
well he should go to the caly the land of fruits and nuts cuz hes got both
October 25th, 2011
“I think the 69ers are playing the Packers tonight, better pickup a fresh bunch of nuts and bananas.”
October 26th, 2011
I’d like a little fruit with my yoga.
October 26th, 2011
Anyone care for a tossed salad?
October 26th, 2011
Not a WalMart….definitely…..produce displays ALL WRONG….doesn’t somebody screen these pics?
October 26th, 2011
What is really shocking to me is the level of illiteracy in this world. “Try thinking of a joke for this picture that doesn’t involve “fruit”.” and the majority of the first batch of responses were ‘fruitful’. Amazing.
October 27th, 2011
Gayce Ventura sais “ballllllllrighteeethen”
October 27th, 2011
Kevin bacon before the audition for footloose 2011… Oh sorry your a fan
October 28th, 2011
a fruit in the hand is worth two in the tush!
October 28th, 2011
I have heard of Dancing With The Stars but not Dancing With Frut!
October 29th, 2011
Airing my nuts, no wait, I’m LOOKING for some nuts.
October 29th, 2011
“After the accident, Bob regained mobility by learning to hop along on one foot.”
October 31st, 2011
Yeah, I think I seen that dude last week, But in the meat section, doing that pose the other way.. haha
October 31st, 2011
OH!!!!! Price Check Boy
November 1st, 2011
It’s the Matrix Reloading!
November 1st, 2011
Looks like some one has got a little sugar in the tank!
November 2nd, 2011
Looks like some one has got a little sugar in the tank! Wait does Kevin Bacon have twilkle toes goin on? This is not FOOT LOOSE!
November 2nd, 2011
That guy is such a vegetable!
(There. How’s that?)
November 2nd, 2011
I’m a karate instructor and this is how you do a sidekick the right way
November 3rd, 2011
kevin? footloose with fruit well i hope its your foot loose
November 3rd, 2011
Your dad is over there. Now leave me alone!
November 5th, 2011
“think ima just bend on down over here oops my leg popped up… might as well take it all the way…. yea that good right there” HOLD JUST A FEW MORE SEC SO EV BODY GETS A GOOD LOOK ahhhh….. yea that was good. oh look, fruit.
November 6th, 2011
This is exactly the reason that your mother tells you to wash your hands well because banana skins aren’t always the cleanest after being handled!
November 6th, 2011
“Everybody Fruit Loose!”
November 7th, 2011
Deleted scene from Fruitloose
November 8th, 2011
Check out his sugarlumps as he checks out the sugarplums.
November 9th, 2011
“I just farted.”
November 10th, 2011
SO not wal-mart. Also, I think his leg is ‘shopped up there. Just sayin’.
November 10th, 2011
He looks like a young Kevin Bacon.
November 13th, 2011
Ace Ventura searching for an endangered fruit fly.
November 14th, 2011
OK, I am ready for the bannanas!
November 14th, 2011
Potatos? They are over there.
November 15th, 2011
Doctor said if i rub this on it…i’ll be able to close me legs
November 16th, 2011
Another Occupy moron at a farmers market, not a wallmart. Not that I am defending Walmartians or Walmart.
November 17th, 2011
If you stare at it long enough, it starts to look like he’s got one functional leg and another one that’s just sort of growing out of his back. :p
November 23rd, 2011
You are what you eat…..
November 27th, 2011
this makes me wonder what kind of people we are farming here in wisconsin lol.. i see enough weirdos wander through walmart at night.. seems more and more come out the closer we get to a full moon…
November 29th, 2011
It’s good hygene to take a moment and air out your vaginuts.
November 29th, 2011
Few people know that Jim Carrey’s first job was as a fruit washer at WalMart.
December 7th, 2011
Frank was raised by wolves since the third grade and now likes to ensure he gets his scent as high as possible.
January 12th, 2012
that awkward moment when you realize your balls are still stuck to your thigh and you just stretched like that in public.
February 9th, 2012
ahhhhhhhhh ….OHHHHHHHH excuse me..is it too late to say i’m sorry for that gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2012
…. I had to…
“And on display with the fruit, Benjamin the successful Ballerina, displays his favourite nuts.”
OH GOD I’M GOING TO HELL.
September 16th, 2012
This is NOT a fruit.
This is a FAGGOT, a QUEER, a MARY, a FUDGEPACKER!!!
Don’t drop the soap!!!
September 25th, 2012
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Ballerina.
Ballerina who?
I’m a ballerina. Watch me stretch my way-to-skinny leg! (By the way, pull up that thong/shorts.)
November 28th, 2012
Reply to “The Musical Fruit”