Might just have to go to that vision center on the left side of the photo after looking at this guy…MY RETINA’S ARE BURNING!!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Ramboni
what’s wrong with Cali?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Wheels
This may be a little gross but the dude looks like a cheap used Tampon?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
abrown925
Idiots. That is traditional African clothing. Granted, it is a little loud, but not as loud as your ignorance.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Donna
Ok, seriously..are we sure people aren’t just hip to this website and wearing crap like this just to get on here!? I mean REALLY, does he seriously have a mirror, put that on, look at himself and think “Oh yeah, this looks goooooood!” ???
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
bloodspatterpattern
Jamby?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Bubba Gumpie
At least he doesn’t discriminate – he’s buying WHITE CLOUD
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
james
I think this guy emailed me once about having to get his money out of Nigeria.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Boulevard
“honey, please pick up some toilet paper on your way home from work”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Bunky
This is what happens when the Coogi outlet has a sale.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
cr rc mm
Man his mom is going to be pissed when she sees what he has done to her good table cloth.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
misterfisher
This outfit would even make Pablo Picasso sick to his stomach.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
I ata Pie
It’s Homey da’ Clown!!!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
WalmartHero
He looks like a giant peppermint stick trapped in Castlevania.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
annika
Check out the sign touting “better vision” at the top left of the frame. How meta…
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Courtney
Where in California are these pictures being taken? I have never seen anything like this at any of my local Walmarts. Sure there are the Walmart skanks, the people in PJs, and a few weird things, but NOTHING like this
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Nobody
Traditional African clothing? Nah. Kinda big CONTINENT!
Kinda like dressing up as an American Indian and saying it’s traditional North American clothing.
Traditional ‘African’ African-American clothing ? Bingo
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
James H.
Im not even sure what that print is suppose to be. What ever it is its too much of it.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
paige
I love laughing at the stuff on this sight, but this guy didn’t make me laugh. He’s probably from West Africa, where they wear clothes like this. Everything is tailor-made with artisan fabrics; a lot of times the fabric has some meaning, such as family colors or celebrating political milestones.
Okay, I’m done raining on the Wal-Mart parade
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Bill
It’s the Poopsmith, making a run for the King of Town.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Dave
That’s just one of MC Hammer’s newest outfits come on guy’s.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Dizi
Who would go out of the house looking like that? Maybe he was on his way to work……at the freak show.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
stardeth
This guy OBVIOUSLY got stuck in the playing card factory monitoring the joker manufacturing and said to himself, “Hey, I KNOW I could TOTALLY rock that outfit better than these fools!!”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
WTF
If that is tailor made, fire the tailor, get over it people, I’m hispanic but you won’t see me walking around in sombreros, the guy looks ridiculous, period.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Jason B
Maybe he is an extra from the Alice In Wonderland set?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
bloodspatterpattern
His body language says his mom made him wear this. That, or he is part of a chain gang and they took the shackles off so he could run into Walmart and buy TP and not be noticed…much
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Jessa
Bozo the Pimp.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Shadopilot
He’s buying T-paper because eating a bucket of KFC without any fiber will cause the runs and the piles. He loosened stool all inside his other clothes and had to resort to a taco stand dining cloth as a last resort.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Shadopilot
Unemployed? Do ya think?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
jamby
DAYUM I NEVA KNEW BLACK PPL DRESSED LIKE DAT WHERE THAT BROTHA GET DAT IN DA HOOD
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
melany
WHAT THE F@*%?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Tyler
This guy is saturated in awesome. I’d love to know what the front of this ensemble looks like.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Small-Wart
I was around San Jose CA this weekend when a few people dressed like this showed up at Starbucks. There’s a Renaissance Fair goin’ on ’til the end of the month I think.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
PrCrap
Have you ever read the book “Everyone Poops”? …here’s proof. he’s a pooper. Thankyouverymuch
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
ShiLeena
Shouldn’t he be getting food also to make good use of that TP?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
random comment guy
Even MC Hammer would not touch this!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
SUZANNE
HAAAKUNAMATATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MEANS NOW WORRIES!!!!!!!!!!!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
reggie
Looky, I made a suit out of crepe paper.
Now I’m a walking pinata.
That’s right….I’m just askin’ to be smacked with a bat.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Sue
These people have GOT to be wearing these thing just to get on The People of Walmart! No one dresses like this…do they?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Sean
Sideshow Tyrone
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Buster
He’s looking for Walmart Man……….it’s his arch enemy Ghetto da Clown..
GAH. He looks like a walking MC Escher painting, albeit a really BAD one.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
cb
He looks like he escaped from a deck of cards.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
Willy Wonky
The kid in the background is like ‘WTF…didn’t we just come from Cirque du Soleil?’
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
dick bukake
where is his white girlfriend hmmm?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
me(moyo)
this is african clothing. the yorubas and the hausas wear this a lot. my mom keeps trying to get me into some of this… NOT HAPPENING!
Come to Canada, you’ll see a lot of this in a Nigerian community.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 5th, 2009
vampyrasleeps
Prom Night!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Neil Anblomi
I think someone’s going to be mad when they find out their curtains are missing.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Aruanan Sandoval
Even funnier than most of the pictures are the comments that are as buffoonish as the people in most of the pictures. This guy is probably Nigerian. That’s a country in West Africa. Of course, if most of the posters had lived in cosmopolitan areas instead of the sticks, they’d recognize this.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Otis
Even the King needs someone to restock his throne.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Feklar
The kid in the background is saying “Mom WTF?”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Liz
This picture gives new meaning to the phrase “What the fuuuuucckkkkk??!!!!”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Snuggs Bailey
At first glance – A human snake! Looks like it’s about to shed it’s skin!!
What’s funnier than the pictures, are some of the comments. This appears to be traditional clothing or an ethnic costume from West Africa or the Caribbean. America is a nation of many people. It’s what makes us the Great Melting Pot. While I enjoy pointing and laughing at the ridiculously absurd, I also know enough to show respect for cultural differences. Maybe the ridiculously absurd is the new American cultural standard? Hmm??
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
ZOOBACK
In California it’s not the newspaper that’s black and white and red (read) all over.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
connie jo
i think these outfits are sewn in prison??
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
RailGuy
The toilet paper is for his Royal Flush.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Dontneedit
Okay he is African and you guys are being stupid. He is being culturally representative. These comments are dumb.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Meresa
“I’m sorry, seeing that just gave me a freaking acid flashback…”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 6th, 2009
Garret
When there ain’t a clean thing to wear in the house and you gotta run out to Wally World you just yank off those 1979 drapes off the window and wrap that crap around you and haul butt to the store! Just hope you don’t get caught in it twice sugar!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
Rob
why so serious?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
lya
So, where does one find a giant windsock to wear about town?
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
Bob
Medieval camo.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
Matt
This guy just got done watching Will Ferell in “blades of glory”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
Racially tolerant
Okay, these are African clothes, big deal.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 7th, 2009
brownstain
hey even the members of cameo need toilet paper
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 8th, 2009
Mike
It looks like traditional African dress. In my neighbourhood this isn’t uncommon….
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 8th, 2009
Carlos
Hispanics don’t have traditional clothing because your formal attire is EUROPEAN CLOTHING. This guy is probably going to a formal event or party and is definitely from West Africa. Judging from the pattern and the tailoring, this is a very expensive outfit. Yeah, it’s kind of crazy to see someone in traditional west african formal attire in a walmart, but don’t hate it.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 10th, 2009
Anehtalea
These are NOT traditional Nigerian dress trousers. This man’s trousers touch the floor and are shredded by deep cuts at the ankles instead of tapering to a slim, well-defined fit. Traditional trousers are well-fitted and present an elegantly masculine leg line; traditional Nigerian attire as a whole emphasizes the elegant dignity of the wearer and by extension the dignity of the family. This man’s attire shows neither dignity nor elegance and to imply that his clothing looks Nigerian and thus he should be immune to criticism is absurd.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 10th, 2009
justin
hey look guys its the older version of kunta kinte from roots!!!!
I’m thinking it’s a religious or ceremonial kind of wear…Again, it’s just a guess.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 10th, 2009
Amanda
He’s wearing traditional West African clothing. This is normal. He’s probably just coming from church or some event. I wouldn’t wear this particular cut of fabric (I’m Nigerian-American, born in Nashville,TN, raised in Dayton, OH), but again, this is actually very regular and very expensive to make; like 3 American suits.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 11th, 2009
NAIJA BOY
NAIJA BOY TELLEM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NAIJA UP IN WAL MART PUSH DOWN THE ISLE A KART SEE LAUGHING AT MY CLOTHES BUT THIS IS NIGERIAN ART AND IT IS VERY VERY SMART U U U U U YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NAIJA BOY TELLEM
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 13th, 2009
Adom
Even clowns have to pick up the essentials on the way home from work.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 13th, 2009
ifects
THIS IS A REGULAR NIGERIAN (AFRICAN) ATTIRE AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT OVER HERE IN NIGERIA. DO NOT BE BLAMED FOR A RACIST COMMENT
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 14th, 2009
Mack 10
MESSAGE TO IFECTS: It’s nothing racial you dumb moron. Sure it might be a regular attire in Nigeria but when you’re in America, this is not what you wear because you will look dumb!
p.s. DO NOT YELL!!
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 16th, 2009
Anehtalea
It’s STILL not Nigerian …
Wearing traditional clothing means, by definition, wearing clothing in the accepted manner.
Posters seem to think he’s wearing the Boubou, or Dashiki Suit in English. He’s not.
A Dashiki (tunic) worn with Shokoto (trousers) must also always be worn with a Kufi (cap).
Shokoto NEVER deliberately touch the ground – for Muslims this is najis (a violation of purity) and makes him mutanajis (similar I think to a Christian venial(?) sin).
Muslim or Christian: the only people who wander around with their clothes dragging on the floor are North Americans who spend a lot of time in WalMart.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 16th, 2009
oh come on
ok hello? this is nigerian clothing. im willing to bet you this guy just got out of church or something. i mean, yeah, it may look a bit odd to you, but its traditional clothing.
although i must admit… thats not a very flattering and/or common cut. by that i mean the shredding.
AND. really? ignorant comments just make you look ignorant. clown? seriously? those kinda clothes can go upward of $300 dollars.
get a little educated. cultured. really.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 16th, 2009
knappsterbot
this outfit was made from only the highest quality road reflectors
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 17th, 2009
Don
Why does that remind me of Little Richard? )
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 17th, 2009
Rook
Yea man! Looks like something Don Cherry would wear
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 17th, 2009
Bender Rodriguez
Hey even royalty has to wipe, let’s just hope for this sad ass court jester’s
sake that the king won’t make him do the wiping.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 18th, 2009
Benson
This actually is typical, Nigerian clothing so fail at the “court jester” comment. Good try though
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 18th, 2009
hooeyphooy
That looks like typical African dress. What wrong with it? This is normal clothing.But I understand most americans don’t understand “different”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
October 30th, 2009
Aggy
Looks like M.C. Esher has a clothing line.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
November 4th, 2009
Mondika
It’s a mix between a jester and the swamp thing… who knows what’s going on with that outfit
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
November 6th, 2009
Geo
what you didn’t see was James Earl Jones in the express checkout and Arsenio Hall in aisle 5 because this was clearly John Landis filming “Coming to Walmart” I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
November 12th, 2009
Alex
He looks like he has a bunch of pattern reptilian dicks all over his wardrobe.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
December 5th, 2009
henriej
that’s african lace. dude was probably coming from church or a wedding.
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
please wait...
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
January 26th, 2011
Deirdre
looks like west african traditional dress…. you should see what some of them wear at african parties in europe
104 Comments, Comment or Ping
where do people even find clothes like that???
October 5th, 2009
ATTENTION SECURITY!! Perp in Checkout Four is stealing a halloween costume!
October 5th, 2009
i only wish i had a outfit like that
October 5th, 2009
Wow!! I guess Halloween came early this year.
October 5th, 2009
i think he missed the renissance fair it was last week
October 5th, 2009
at target, duh!
this guy’s awesome.
October 5th, 2009
*sighs* If it wasn’t for the fact this was taken in California and I live here I would assume he’s dressed for a Halloween party.
Sadly, this sort of thing is normal here in Weirdofornia.
October 5th, 2009
Walmart is halloween all year round
October 5th, 2009
I hear Farraklown was in town…….
October 5th, 2009
fail
October 5th, 2009
hahahahaha…. it’s the Clown PImp! !
October 5th, 2009
Might just have to go to that vision center on the left side of the photo after looking at this guy…MY RETINA’S ARE BURNING!!
October 5th, 2009
what’s wrong with Cali?
October 5th, 2009
This may be a little gross but the dude looks like a cheap used Tampon?
October 5th, 2009
Idiots. That is traditional African clothing. Granted, it is a little loud, but not as loud as your ignorance.
October 5th, 2009
Ok, seriously..are we sure people aren’t just hip to this website and wearing crap like this just to get on here!? I mean REALLY, does he seriously have a mirror, put that on, look at himself and think “Oh yeah, this looks goooooood!” ???
October 5th, 2009
Jamby?
October 5th, 2009
At least he doesn’t discriminate – he’s buying WHITE CLOUD
October 5th, 2009
I think this guy emailed me once about having to get his money out of Nigeria.
October 5th, 2009
“honey, please pick up some toilet paper on your way home from work”
October 5th, 2009
This is what happens when the Coogi outlet has a sale.
October 5th, 2009
Man his mom is going to be pissed when she sees what he has done to her good table cloth.
October 5th, 2009
This outfit would even make Pablo Picasso sick to his stomach.
October 5th, 2009
It’s Homey da’ Clown!!!
October 5th, 2009
He looks like a giant peppermint stick trapped in Castlevania.
October 5th, 2009
Check out the sign touting “better vision” at the top left of the frame. How meta…
October 5th, 2009
Where in California are these pictures being taken? I have never seen anything like this at any of my local Walmarts. Sure there are the Walmart skanks, the people in PJs, and a few weird things, but NOTHING like this
October 5th, 2009
Traditional African clothing? Nah. Kinda big CONTINENT!
Kinda like dressing up as an American Indian and saying it’s traditional North American clothing.
Traditional ‘African’ African-American clothing ? Bingo
October 5th, 2009
Im not even sure what that print is suppose to be. What ever it is its too much of it.
October 5th, 2009
I love laughing at the stuff on this sight, but this guy didn’t make me laugh. He’s probably from West Africa, where they wear clothes like this. Everything is tailor-made with artisan fabrics; a lot of times the fabric has some meaning, such as family colors or celebrating political milestones.
Okay, I’m done raining on the Wal-Mart parade
October 5th, 2009
It’s the Poopsmith, making a run for the King of Town.
October 5th, 2009
That’s just one of MC Hammer’s newest outfits come on guy’s.
October 5th, 2009
Who would go out of the house looking like that? Maybe he was on his way to work……at the freak show.
October 5th, 2009
This guy OBVIOUSLY got stuck in the playing card factory monitoring the joker manufacturing and said to himself, “Hey, I KNOW I could TOTALLY rock that outfit better than these fools!!”
October 5th, 2009
If that is tailor made, fire the tailor, get over it people, I’m hispanic but you won’t see me walking around in sombreros, the guy looks ridiculous, period.
October 5th, 2009
Maybe he is an extra from the Alice In Wonderland set?
October 5th, 2009
His body language says his mom made him wear this. That, or he is part of a chain gang and they took the shackles off so he could run into Walmart and buy TP and not be noticed…much
October 5th, 2009
Bozo the Pimp.
October 5th, 2009
He’s buying T-paper because eating a bucket of KFC without any fiber will cause the runs and the piles. He loosened stool all inside his other clothes and had to resort to a taco stand dining cloth as a last resort.
October 5th, 2009
Unemployed? Do ya think?
October 5th, 2009
DAYUM I NEVA KNEW BLACK PPL DRESSED LIKE DAT WHERE THAT BROTHA GET DAT IN DA HOOD
October 5th, 2009
WHAT THE F@*%?
October 5th, 2009
This guy is saturated in awesome. I’d love to know what the front of this ensemble looks like.
October 5th, 2009
I was around San Jose CA this weekend when a few people dressed like this showed up at Starbucks. There’s a Renaissance Fair goin’ on ’til the end of the month I think.
October 5th, 2009
Have you ever read the book “Everyone Poops”? …here’s proof. he’s a pooper. Thankyouverymuch
October 5th, 2009
Shouldn’t he be getting food also to make good use of that TP?
October 5th, 2009
Even MC Hammer would not touch this!
October 5th, 2009
HAAAKUNAMATATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MEANS NOW WORRIES!!!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2009
Looky, I made a suit out of crepe paper.
Now I’m a walking pinata.
That’s right….I’m just askin’ to be smacked with a bat.
October 5th, 2009
These people have GOT to be wearing these thing just to get on The People of Walmart! No one dresses like this…do they?
October 5th, 2009
Sideshow Tyrone
October 5th, 2009
He’s looking for Walmart Man……….it’s his arch enemy Ghetto da Clown..
October 5th, 2009
Polish camouflage
October 5th, 2009
An early halloween party somewhere?
October 5th, 2009
GAH. He looks like a walking MC Escher painting, albeit a really BAD one.
October 5th, 2009
He looks like he escaped from a deck of cards.
October 5th, 2009
The kid in the background is like ‘WTF…didn’t we just come from Cirque du Soleil?’
October 5th, 2009
where is his white girlfriend hmmm?
October 5th, 2009
this is african clothing. the yorubas and the hausas wear this a lot. my mom keeps trying to get me into some of this… NOT HAPPENING!
Come to Canada, you’ll see a lot of this in a Nigerian community.
October 5th, 2009
Prom Night!
October 6th, 2009
I think someone’s going to be mad when they find out their curtains are missing.
October 6th, 2009
Even funnier than most of the pictures are the comments that are as buffoonish as the people in most of the pictures. This guy is probably Nigerian. That’s a country in West Africa. Of course, if most of the posters had lived in cosmopolitan areas instead of the sticks, they’d recognize this.
October 6th, 2009
Even the King needs someone to restock his throne.
October 6th, 2009
The kid in the background is saying “Mom WTF?”
October 6th, 2009
This picture gives new meaning to the phrase “What the fuuuuucckkkkk??!!!!”
October 6th, 2009
At first glance – A human snake! Looks like it’s about to shed it’s skin!!
October 6th, 2009
When I saw that pattern, I immediately heard…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLIVetkn6lE
October 6th, 2009
What’s funnier than the pictures, are some of the comments. This appears to be traditional clothing or an ethnic costume from West Africa or the Caribbean. America is a nation of many people. It’s what makes us the Great Melting Pot. While I enjoy pointing and laughing at the ridiculously absurd, I also know enough to show respect for cultural differences. Maybe the ridiculously absurd is the new American cultural standard? Hmm??
October 6th, 2009
In California it’s not the newspaper that’s black and white and red (read) all over.
October 6th, 2009
i think these outfits are sewn in prison??
October 6th, 2009
The toilet paper is for his Royal Flush.
October 6th, 2009
Okay he is African and you guys are being stupid. He is being culturally representative. These comments are dumb.
October 6th, 2009
“I’m sorry, seeing that just gave me a freaking acid flashback…”
October 6th, 2009
When there ain’t a clean thing to wear in the house and you gotta run out to Wally World you just yank off those 1979 drapes off the window and wrap that crap around you and haul butt to the store! Just hope you don’t get caught in it twice sugar!
October 7th, 2009
why so serious?
October 7th, 2009
So, where does one find a giant windsock to wear about town?
October 7th, 2009
Medieval camo.
October 7th, 2009
This guy just got done watching Will Ferell in “blades of glory”
October 7th, 2009
Okay, these are African clothes, big deal.
October 7th, 2009
hey even the members of cameo need toilet paper
October 8th, 2009
It looks like traditional African dress. In my neighbourhood this isn’t uncommon….
October 8th, 2009
Hispanics don’t have traditional clothing because your formal attire is EUROPEAN CLOTHING. This guy is probably going to a formal event or party and is definitely from West Africa. Judging from the pattern and the tailoring, this is a very expensive outfit. Yeah, it’s kind of crazy to see someone in traditional west african formal attire in a walmart, but don’t hate it.
October 10th, 2009
These are NOT traditional Nigerian dress trousers. This man’s trousers touch the floor and are shredded by deep cuts at the ankles instead of tapering to a slim, well-defined fit. Traditional trousers are well-fitted and present an elegantly masculine leg line; traditional Nigerian attire as a whole emphasizes the elegant dignity of the wearer and by extension the dignity of the family. This man’s attire shows neither dignity nor elegance and to imply that his clothing looks Nigerian and thus he should be immune to criticism is absurd.
October 10th, 2009
hey look guys its the older version of kunta kinte from roots!!!!
October 10th, 2009
I’m thinking it’s a religious or ceremonial kind of wear…Again, it’s just a guess.
October 10th, 2009
He’s wearing traditional West African clothing. This is normal. He’s probably just coming from church or some event. I wouldn’t wear this particular cut of fabric (I’m Nigerian-American, born in Nashville,TN, raised in Dayton, OH), but again, this is actually very regular and very expensive to make; like 3 American suits.
October 11th, 2009
NAIJA BOY TELLEM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NAIJA UP IN WAL MART PUSH DOWN THE ISLE A KART SEE LAUGHING AT MY CLOTHES BUT THIS IS NIGERIAN ART AND IT IS VERY VERY SMART U U U U U YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NAIJA BOY TELLEM
October 13th, 2009
Even clowns have to pick up the essentials on the way home from work.
October 13th, 2009
THIS IS A REGULAR NIGERIAN (AFRICAN) ATTIRE AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT OVER HERE IN NIGERIA. DO NOT BE BLAMED FOR A RACIST COMMENT
October 14th, 2009
MESSAGE TO IFECTS: It’s nothing racial you dumb moron. Sure it might be a regular attire in Nigeria but when you’re in America, this is not what you wear because you will look dumb!
p.s. DO NOT YELL!!
October 16th, 2009
It’s STILL not Nigerian …
Wearing traditional clothing means, by definition, wearing clothing in the accepted manner.
Posters seem to think he’s wearing the Boubou, or Dashiki Suit in English. He’s not.
A Dashiki (tunic) worn with Shokoto (trousers) must also always be worn with a Kufi (cap).
Shokoto NEVER deliberately touch the ground – for Muslims this is najis (a violation of purity) and makes him mutanajis (similar I think to a Christian venial(?) sin).
Muslim or Christian: the only people who wander around with their clothes dragging on the floor are North Americans who spend a lot of time in WalMart.
October 16th, 2009
ok hello? this is nigerian clothing. im willing to bet you this guy just got out of church or something. i mean, yeah, it may look a bit odd to you, but its traditional clothing.
although i must admit… thats not a very flattering and/or common cut. by that i mean the shredding.
AND. really? ignorant comments just make you look ignorant. clown? seriously? those kinda clothes can go upward of $300 dollars.
get a little educated. cultured. really.
October 16th, 2009
this outfit was made from only the highest quality road reflectors
October 17th, 2009
Why does that remind me of Little Richard?
)
October 17th, 2009
Yea man! Looks like something Don Cherry would wear
October 17th, 2009
Hey even royalty has to wipe, let’s just hope for this sad ass court jester’s
sake that the king won’t make him do the wiping.
October 18th, 2009
This actually is typical, Nigerian clothing so fail at the “court jester” comment. Good try though
October 18th, 2009
That looks like typical African dress. What wrong with it? This is normal clothing.But I understand most americans don’t understand “different”
October 30th, 2009
Looks like M.C. Esher has a clothing line.
November 4th, 2009
It’s a mix between a jester and the swamp thing… who knows what’s going on with that outfit
November 6th, 2009
what you didn’t see was James Earl Jones in the express checkout and Arsenio Hall in aisle 5 because this was clearly John Landis filming “Coming to Walmart” I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
November 12th, 2009
He looks like he has a bunch of pattern reptilian dicks all over his wardrobe.
December 5th, 2009
that’s african lace. dude was probably coming from church or a wedding.
January 26th, 2011
looks like west african traditional dress…. you should see what some of them wear at african parties in europe
May 17th, 2012
Reply to “Made In Jest”