Is a Court Jester buying toilet paper at Walmart funny?….The King gives it a thumbs up.
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where do people even find clothes like that???
October 5th, 2009
ATTENTION SECURITY!! Perp in Checkout Four is stealing a halloween costume!
i only wish i had a outfit like that
Wow!! I guess Halloween came early this year.
i think he missed the renissance fair it was last week
at target, duh! this guy’s awesome.
*sighs* If it wasn’t for the fact this was taken in California and I live here I would assume he’s dressed for a Halloween party.
Sadly, this sort of thing is normal here in Weirdofornia.
Walmart is halloween all year round
I hear Farraklown was in town…….
hahahahaha…. it’s the Clown PImp! !
Might just have to go to that vision center on the left side of the photo after looking at this guy…MY RETINA’S ARE BURNING!!
what’s wrong with Cali?
This may be a little gross but the dude looks like a cheap used Tampon?
Idiots. That is traditional African clothing. Granted, it is a little loud, but not as loud as your ignorance.
Ok, seriously..are we sure people aren’t just hip to this website and wearing crap like this just to get on here!? I mean REALLY, does he seriously have a mirror, put that on, look at himself and think “Oh yeah, this looks goooooood!” ???
At least he doesn’t discriminate – he’s buying WHITE CLOUD
I think this guy emailed me once about having to get his money out of Nigeria.
“honey, please pick up some toilet paper on your way home from work”
This is what happens when the Coogi outlet has a sale.
cr rc mm
Man his mom is going to be pissed when she sees what he has done to her good table cloth.
This outfit would even make Pablo Picasso sick to his stomach.
I ata Pie
It’s Homey da’ Clown!!!
He looks like a giant peppermint stick trapped in Castlevania.
Check out the sign touting “better vision” at the top left of the frame. How meta…
Where in California are these pictures being taken? I have never seen anything like this at any of my local Walmarts. Sure there are the Walmart skanks, the people in PJs, and a few weird things, but NOTHING like this
Traditional African clothing? Nah. Kinda big CONTINENT!
Kinda like dressing up as an American Indian and saying it’s traditional North American clothing.
Traditional ‘African’ African-American clothing ? Bingo
Im not even sure what that print is suppose to be. What ever it is its too much of it.
I love laughing at the stuff on this sight, but this guy didn’t make me laugh. He’s probably from West Africa, where they wear clothes like this. Everything is tailor-made with artisan fabrics; a lot of times the fabric has some meaning, such as family colors or celebrating political milestones.
Okay, I’m done raining on the Wal-Mart parade
It’s the Poopsmith, making a run for the King of Town.
That’s just one of MC Hammer’s newest outfits come on guy’s.
Who would go out of the house looking like that? Maybe he was on his way to work……at the freak show.
This guy OBVIOUSLY got stuck in the playing card factory monitoring the joker manufacturing and said to himself, “Hey, I KNOW I could TOTALLY rock that outfit better than these fools!!”
If that is tailor made, fire the tailor, get over it people, I’m hispanic but you won’t see me walking around in sombreros, the guy looks ridiculous, period.
Maybe he is an extra from the Alice In Wonderland set?
His body language says his mom made him wear this. That, or he is part of a chain gang and they took the shackles off so he could run into Walmart and buy TP and not be noticed…much
Bozo the Pimp.
He’s buying T-paper because eating a bucket of KFC without any fiber will cause the runs and the piles. He loosened stool all inside his other clothes and had to resort to a taco stand dining cloth as a last resort.
Unemployed? Do ya think?
DAYUM I NEVA KNEW BLACK PPL DRESSED LIKE DAT WHERE THAT BROTHA GET DAT IN DA HOOD
WHAT THE F@*%?
This guy is saturated in awesome. I’d love to know what the front of this ensemble looks like.
I was around San Jose CA this weekend when a few people dressed like this showed up at Starbucks. There’s a Renaissance Fair goin’ on ’til the end of the month I think.
Have you ever read the book “Everyone Poops”? …here’s proof. he’s a pooper. Thankyouverymuch
Shouldn’t he be getting food also to make good use of that TP?
random comment guy
Even MC Hammer would not touch this!
HAAAKUNAMATATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MEANS NOW WORRIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Looky, I made a suit out of crepe paper.
Now I’m a walking pinata.
That’s right….I’m just askin’ to be smacked with a bat.
These people have GOT to be wearing these thing just to get on The People of Walmart! No one dresses like this…do they?
He’s looking for Walmart Man……….it’s his arch enemy Ghetto da Clown..
An early halloween party somewhere?
GAH. He looks like a walking MC Escher painting, albeit a really BAD one.
He looks like he escaped from a deck of cards.
The kid in the background is like ‘WTF…didn’t we just come from Cirque du Soleil?’
where is his white girlfriend hmmm?
this is african clothing. the yorubas and the hausas wear this a lot. my mom keeps trying to get me into some of this… NOT HAPPENING!
Come to Canada, you’ll see a lot of this in a Nigerian community.
October 6th, 2009
I think someone’s going to be mad when they find out their curtains are missing.
Even funnier than most of the pictures are the comments that are as buffoonish as the people in most of the pictures. This guy is probably Nigerian. That’s a country in West Africa. Of course, if most of the posters had lived in cosmopolitan areas instead of the sticks, they’d recognize this.
Even the King needs someone to restock his throne.
The kid in the background is saying “Mom WTF?”
This picture gives new meaning to the phrase “What the fuuuuucckkkkk??!!!!”
At first glance – A human snake! Looks like it’s about to shed it’s skin!!
When I saw that pattern, I immediately heard…
What’s funnier than the pictures, are some of the comments. This appears to be traditional clothing or an ethnic costume from West Africa or the Caribbean. America is a nation of many people. It’s what makes us the Great Melting Pot. While I enjoy pointing and laughing at the ridiculously absurd, I also know enough to show respect for cultural differences. Maybe the ridiculously absurd is the new American cultural standard? Hmm??
In California it’s not the newspaper that’s black and white and red (read) all over.
i think these outfits are sewn in prison??
The toilet paper is for his Royal Flush.
Okay he is African and you guys are being stupid. He is being culturally representative. These comments are dumb.
“I’m sorry, seeing that just gave me a freaking acid flashback…”
When there ain’t a clean thing to wear in the house and you gotta run out to Wally World you just yank off those 1979 drapes off the window and wrap that crap around you and haul butt to the store! Just hope you don’t get caught in it twice sugar!
October 7th, 2009
why so serious?
So, where does one find a giant windsock to wear about town?
This guy just got done watching Will Ferell in “blades of glory”
Okay, these are African clothes, big deal.
hey even the members of cameo need toilet paper
October 8th, 2009
It looks like traditional African dress. In my neighbourhood this isn’t uncommon….
Hispanics don’t have traditional clothing because your formal attire is EUROPEAN CLOTHING. This guy is probably going to a formal event or party and is definitely from West Africa. Judging from the pattern and the tailoring, this is a very expensive outfit. Yeah, it’s kind of crazy to see someone in traditional west african formal attire in a walmart, but don’t hate it.
October 10th, 2009
These are NOT traditional Nigerian dress trousers. This man’s trousers touch the floor and are shredded by deep cuts at the ankles instead of tapering to a slim, well-defined fit. Traditional trousers are well-fitted and present an elegantly masculine leg line; traditional Nigerian attire as a whole emphasizes the elegant dignity of the wearer and by extension the dignity of the family. This man’s attire shows neither dignity nor elegance and to imply that his clothing looks Nigerian and thus he should be immune to criticism is absurd.
hey look guys its the older version of kunta kinte from roots!!!!
I’m thinking it’s a religious or ceremonial kind of wear…Again, it’s just a guess.
He’s wearing traditional West African clothing. This is normal. He’s probably just coming from church or some event. I wouldn’t wear this particular cut of fabric (I’m Nigerian-American, born in Nashville,TN, raised in Dayton, OH), but again, this is actually very regular and very expensive to make; like 3 American suits.
October 11th, 2009
NAIJA BOY TELLEM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NAIJA UP IN WAL MART PUSH DOWN THE ISLE A KART SEE LAUGHING AT MY CLOTHES BUT THIS IS NIGERIAN ART AND IT IS VERY VERY SMART U U U U U YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NAIJA BOY TELLEM
October 13th, 2009
Even clowns have to pick up the essentials on the way home from work.
THIS IS A REGULAR NIGERIAN (AFRICAN) ATTIRE AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT OVER HERE IN NIGERIA. DO NOT BE BLAMED FOR A RACIST COMMENT
October 14th, 2009
MESSAGE TO IFECTS: It’s nothing racial you dumb moron. Sure it might be a regular attire in Nigeria but when you’re in America, this is not what you wear because you will look dumb!
p.s. DO NOT YELL!!
October 16th, 2009
It’s STILL not Nigerian …
Wearing traditional clothing means, by definition, wearing clothing in the accepted manner.
Posters seem to think he’s wearing the Boubou, or Dashiki Suit in English. He’s not.
A Dashiki (tunic) worn with Shokoto (trousers) must also always be worn with a Kufi (cap).
Shokoto NEVER deliberately touch the ground – for Muslims this is najis (a violation of purity) and makes him mutanajis (similar I think to a Christian venial(?) sin).
Muslim or Christian: the only people who wander around with their clothes dragging on the floor are North Americans who spend a lot of time in WalMart.
oh come on
ok hello? this is nigerian clothing. im willing to bet you this guy just got out of church or something. i mean, yeah, it may look a bit odd to you, but its traditional clothing.
although i must admit… thats not a very flattering and/or common cut. by that i mean the shredding.
AND. really? ignorant comments just make you look ignorant. clown? seriously? those kinda clothes can go upward of $300 dollars.
get a little educated. cultured. really.
this outfit was made from only the highest quality road reflectors
October 17th, 2009
Why does that remind me of Little Richard? )
Yea man! Looks like something Don Cherry would wear
Hey even royalty has to wipe, let’s just hope for this sad ass court jester’s
sake that the king won’t make him do the wiping.
October 18th, 2009
This actually is typical, Nigerian clothing so fail at the “court jester” comment. Good try though
That looks like typical African dress. What wrong with it? This is normal clothing.But I understand most americans don’t understand “different”
October 30th, 2009
Looks like M.C. Esher has a clothing line.
November 4th, 2009
It’s a mix between a jester and the swamp thing… who knows what’s going on with that outfit
November 6th, 2009
what you didn’t see was James Earl Jones in the express checkout and Arsenio Hall in aisle 5 because this was clearly John Landis filming “Coming to Walmart” I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
November 12th, 2009
He looks like he has a bunch of pattern reptilian dicks all over his wardrobe.
December 5th, 2009
that’s african lace. dude was probably coming from church or a wedding.
January 26th, 2011
looks like west african traditional dress…. you should see what some of them wear at african parties in europe
May 17th, 2012