At least she has Diet Pepsi in her cart. That should help…

she must be looking for her kid. oh i see him, hes in the background looking for the free cookies about to get hit with a cart

I prefer to use hot, rusty forks on my eyes.

Do the Dew. Oh yea.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

For the love of FSM…. It’s HIDEOUS. Should really learn to cover up. And what is with the serious roots on the other creature?

Diet Pepsi ain’t workin’, babe.

If you want my body and you think I’m sexy c’mon baby tell me sooo

YIKES… I love how all they have in the cart is sugar drinks. Someone should warn that kid to NOT follow in their footsteps

Thats just disgusting!
Gotta love the Diet Pepsi in the cart though. Unfortunately when you knock off an entire pork roast in one sitting the Diet Pepsi gets cancelled out.

She can buy all of the diet coke in the world, but I doubt it’s going to help her out.

That has to be in Raleigh County, specifically the MacArthur Store. Beyond disgusting! Oh my eyes!

I am lway ess than HALF the women she is and wouldnt leave the house braless with my gunt hanging out! Oh wait…she has the shorts hiked up so its not actually hanging OVER the top…nevermind, that makes its ALL better!

The quintessential Walmart customer.

Not to be gross, but is her left hand inside the waistband of her shorts, and is she, um, scratching her, um, belly area?

“I wash muhself with a rag on a stick”

At least she bought diet.

Thats Purty right there

Where is her neck? and where does she hide her cigs?

This is a great example of what a shopping cart full of Mountain Dew will do to your body.

It turns me on when the strap falls off the shoulder suggestively like that.

Pretty sure I need to visit the rest room for a sec…………

Dear PeopleOfWalMart.com:

Attached, please find an invoice for the following: (1) Replacement of the computer I just hurled my lunch upon. (2) Therapy.

Yours truly,
SCAScot

Do these people have no shame? And no friends. Or at least a mirror?

Pass the bleach when you’re done .. the image is still burned on my retinas.

For God’s sake. She would have looked better in a nightdress.

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Bra
NO SERVICE!

I think it’s funny that all the other people in the photo are staring at her. And are those roots on the other lady, or is she just going bald??

OMG! That is disgusting! Look at those roots! The people with that woman must be embarrassed.

JAMBY’s ‘old lady’

No shit, Mt Dew is on sale

The best part is she even has her hand down her pants! Oh my poor eyes *cries* This can not be unseen

That is what the great Jason Ellis on Sirius Faction 28 would call a “gunt-a-tron” I know that these kind of people are everywhere, but here in the part of Western Washington where I live, that kind of stuff is seen everyday… I hate Walmart, and after I found this site last week, I went on Thursday just for fun! I could not get any good pics, but I will…

i think i may actually throw up.
theres someone who comes into my work dressed like that, its some sight.

omg. seriously??? COVER YOUR BELLY! we don’t need to see that.

Whyyyyy ? Can someone please explain to me .. why you would go out in this outfit ?? I don’t understand.

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…..

she thinking ….Gosh I’m just bushed from walking in here …where the hell is that electric sitting down cart ….I need to ride the rest of the way

MMMMM I didn’t eat any corrrnn!!! I think she see’s a baby

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BUYING THAT MANY COKES??!?! THATS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. WHY? And, I’m digging the blue shirts hair fade affect. Nice.

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to a fro..well….they wobble alright .

I don’t get the thought process here. So, she looked in her closet, pulled whatever she grabbed out, put it on, looked in the mirror and said to herself “Oh yeah, that looks GOOD!” ???

I think I just lost my eyesight.

lets see, half dozen ears of corn, cart full of soda to mix well with the moonshine back home (diet for her, dew for that special someone), that fetching ensemble… yup, there’s definately going to be some romance back at the trailer park tonight.

I’m guessing the diet pepsi is not her’s.

tell ‘em Large Marge sentcha!

that outfit fit 20 yrs ago. good lord i guess walmart sells funhouse mirrors that make people appear to be thin. of course it is west virginia. i bet you hear banjos

Idk about you guys, but I’m focused more on the overweight munchkin at the top right corner

oh no she didn’t…..lol

>.<

That is what is called FAT SEXY!
She thinks she’s SEXY, but it’s just FAT.
I love the strap off the shoulder…. and the bra less look.
Absolutly FAT SEXY!

She’s bringing sexy back!
hey – by West Virginia standards she’s being downright modest!

holy crap, she eath a baby or wath

Pink Pig: hey….you think they’re gonna eat that over there?
Blue Pig: Eat what?
Pink Pig: That brown thing over there
Blue Pig: That’s a wooden rack
Pink Pig: So…..
Blue Pig: So…what?
Pink Pig: So do you think they’re gonna eat it?

OMFG!!! rotflmao

OMG…. Just because they make it in your size, doesn’t mean you should wear it!!! WTF???

PLEASE tell me she’s not pregnant!!

ewww it appears everyone is gocking at that gem!

P.S. Her crotch is hungry as well!

there should be a law against leaving the house looking like that.

Hey Dan do you happen to live in Oak Harbor WA? Cuz I see them there alllll the time!!!

Look how fat that little kid in the background is, how do you let your kids get so freaking fat!

oh it could be much worse. She could be ‘feeling the cold.’

OMG…. she makes Loch Ness Monster look sexy… she looks straight out an horror movie with a low budget…

OH MY GOD! Just look at those roots!

If your country ever gets socialized medicare, wildebeasts like this will bankrupt it in a matter of weeks. Just wait.

MMMM Potatoe Salad!!! I need that with my Diet Pepsi!

Her stomach looks like a second butt

Beached whale on aisle 3…

She looks like the live version love child of Peter Griffin and a ‘Weeble People’.

Don’t ya wish your girlfirend was hot like me?

Nowah Yaw jus don kno wha bein a Amercan is all about! Jeez she be lookin fine!

Check out that blow hole.

The sodas are not for consumption, they’re to prop up her trailer.

OK …We got my soda for the week ,,,,, now I got to get a few cases of twinkie’s

She stores her skoal in that gigantic belly crater we would normally call a belly BUTTON.

Omg, thats the Wal-Mart I go to. lol

Let’s see what is missing from this picture
(1) her neck… head just erupts from the shoulder rolls;
(2) her ears!!!! no explanation for the missing ears…
(3) her sense of decency….

And, I do love the little rotund fella toolin’ around looking for snacks… he just looks happy!!!! Little does he know what awaits him in just a few years!

NOTICE SHE SWUNG HER LEFT BOOB AROUND UNDER HER LEFT ARMPIT SO THAT LADY COULD GET BY, WHICH BRINGS US TO ONE OF THE LADIES IN THE BACKGROUND CALLING PETA BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A BABY SEAL IN A HEADLOCK

“How you doin’ ? “

ohemge!!! I shall be scarred for life… Why did I look, oh WHY did I look??

Please HELP ME!

I’ll need the jaws of life to get that image out of my head!!!!

Objects in shirt are MUCH larger then appear!

This is partially why I gave up drinking soda a year and a half ago.

Ok, so her right boob fits all perfect into the shirt, and is ready to fall out due to an unfortunate slippage of the shoulder strap.
DID ANYONE NOTICE SHE HAS NO LEFT BOOB? Or, if she does, it’s severely smaller than the tank on the right?!?!
Off to poke sharp things into my eyes…..

Can’t type, throwing up!!!!

i love that BLEACH comment,,,,, i actually laughed out loud.. she DOES look pretty hot though, with that strap off the shoulder…

THe shirt is so embarrassed it’s trying to leave

No joke-as soon as I saw this, I thought it was someone I know, (I live in WV), but then I remembered she’s very religious and wouldn’t own this kind of sexy clothing.

I don’t wear a suit and tie when I go to the store. But noone – And I do mean NO ONE should E-V-E-R be caught looking like this. Looking at this i can only think 2 words…

Damn Mess!

OMG!! the one with the roots showing, is Gail!!! but what is that next to her in the pink…. THUD! think she was shopping in the wrong department…. clothes are 4 sizes too small….. lol

the only items in her cart are cases of soda and a couple ears of corn. is that her daily diet? think its time to switch.