November 4th, 2011
All Dolled Up
Oh it’s Friday people, time for a romantic night of music with your baby doll. Oh son-of-a-bitch, I didn’t mean grab a boombox and a real baby doll; I swear some of you are just awful at picking up what I’m laying down here!
Missouri
All Dolled Up,
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The poor guy is probably lonely, but that is a tad bit creepy, not gonna lie…
November 4th, 2011
Did you ever think that the doll might be a present for a child ….
November 4th, 2011
I think he has real mental issues. So I’m not going to say anything bad. Just glad it’s not a real baby.
November 4th, 2011
Best part.. the doll is strapped in haha
November 4th, 2011
Why does he have a ‘fro comb in his back pocket when he doesn’t have a full ‘fro? Oh, maybe it’s for his baby doll….
November 4th, 2011
He’s in the candy aisle. She’s going to be so hyper!
November 4th, 2011
The only way this pic gets ANY creepier, is if that boombox is playing Marvin Gaye; Let’s Get It On. Lmao!
November 4th, 2011
Hoping there is an actual child involved, maybe off looking at toys with Mom, but …..
November 4th, 2011
workin’ hard for that crazy check!!
November 4th, 2011
Maybe he has a daughter elsewhere in the store and she left it in the cart??
November 4th, 2011
Wow..that is just ExtraSpecial. WTF?!
November 4th, 2011
The doll is strapped in, what does this tell you?
November 4th, 2011
Where have I seen this before ?
November 4th, 2011
He is for real about that baby doll too! Got her strapped in & everything!
November 4th, 2011
I actually feel sorry for the guy. It’s possible he lost a child years ago and has never been able to cope with that loss. I once knew a homeless man in our city who lost a child when his house burned down. To this day he refuses to live inside any form of dwelling. We don’t know this man’s circumstances.
November 4th, 2011
Submit you little bitch…
November 4th, 2011
Bet he has that doll in the same pose when he’s using her at home.
November 4th, 2011
What’s the point of the swearing? Why can’t things be expressed without it?
November 4th, 2011
Where is the air inlet?
November 4th, 2011
Oh hell come on. How childish can you really be. I have had the similar basket layouts at Wally Town. I have been gift shopping for my children. Jeeze grow up people.
November 4th, 2011
Just a feeling but I think this guy will show up on the local sexual offender listing.
November 4th, 2011
“Some tasty snacks for me, some plastic fruit for you, some soft music selections…then it’s home to make sweet, forbidden love, doll…”
November 4th, 2011
OK so this is in Missouri; how creepy is it that he is standing next to a copy of the People magazine that has the “What Happened to Baby Lisa?” cover story?
November 4th, 2011
He’s even fixing the dolls safety belt. He’s lucky to find one that actually buckles. I never can find one that is not broke.
November 4th, 2011
I’s adopted her when I’s found her in a dumpster.
November 4th, 2011
Note to self: To avoid getting on POWM, when shopping for daughter’s Christmas, put dolls in bottom of basket w/ stuff piled on top, and not in seat… Wait a sec, stuff piled on top of kids get on here, too.
Okay, no shopping alone for Christmas gifts.
November 4th, 2011
ALEMAN: I work at a retail store and I spend a lot of time tightening and buckling those safety straps in such a way that they don’t catch and rub when pushing carts together. I know each of the several hundred carts we have personally. It drives me batty to see the strap unhitched on a cart that I know I had carefully buckled-up for storage. People rarely use those straps but at least when they do they won’t be all frayed, broken and nasty. People need to stop messing with the straps on my carts unless they are actually sticking their child in it!
November 4th, 2011
Like baby, baby, baby, oh…..
November 4th, 2011
“Jill forgot to take her pill.”
November 4th, 2011
I have a couple of lifelike women’s feet at home which I put in flip flops and I kiss, smell, suck, toe swallow, lick them. These are ADULT women feet, size 7, too much woman for many men.
November 4th, 2011
If you tighten this seat belt anymore, I will stick my legs out and kick you in the junk.
November 4th, 2011
She’s just dating him to piss off Raggedy Andy.
November 4th, 2011
THE MEXICAN
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I have a couple of lifelike women’s feet at home which I put in flip flops and I kiss, smell, suck, toe swallow, lick them. These are ADULT women feet, size 7, too much woman for many men.
ME TOO!
November 4th, 2011
only picture on this site. i feel bad for laughing and making fun of.
November 5th, 2011
Registered pervert no doubt.
November 5th, 2011
EWWW and the baby doll is WHITE
November 5th, 2011
If he’s not shopping for a daughter/neice/whomever, i actually think it’s kind of sad.
November 5th, 2011
if you will notice, the baby has its hair fixed in a clip, as though it was not purchased like that. he either has a child with him who loves carting that baby around or he has some issues. but i am quite certain this was not a gift being purchased. i am hoping it is his daughter’s and she has gone to the bathroom with mom.
November 5th, 2011
Christmas is that magical time of year where you give as well as receive. He’s gonna give it to that doll and receive what his ancestors felt. Pure, cloudy, white cotton against his skin.
November 5th, 2011
Now we know what happened to Baby Lisa…
November 5th, 2011
I’s found a replacement fo my real daughter.
November 5th, 2011
Notalent following Marie is what this site is all about. I’m still laughing.
November 5th, 2011
I am seeing more and adults carrying dolls around. Turns out it’s a new “treatment modality” by the crazy doctors in the psychiatric “profession.”
November 5th, 2011
He is probably developmentally disabled. Many carry toys. Blankets. Suck there thumbs. I doubt there is anything perverted about this picture. And some developmentally disabled adults also have a mental illness as well.
November 6th, 2011
This is farking stupid. The guy looks normal (normally dressed). That’s probably just his kid’s doll, who is behind him or around the corner. Whoomp Whoomp – whatever.
November 7th, 2011
Oh please. Ya’ll are so uncreative and rather racist. It could be a present. It could be for a halloween costume. It could be something is daughter strapped in (I did that as a girl.) It could be a hundred other things and WTH do you think that’s a boombox? Last time I heard, they sell those in cardboard boxes. It’s a toolbox or tackle box or some such.
November 7th, 2011
Pedobear approves…
November 7th, 2011
He probably needs it for parenting class to get his kids back.
November 7th, 2011
..???
November 7th, 2011
He’s in the checkout lane????? So where’s the kid?
November 8th, 2011
There is clearly a little girl in the cart behind the doll. You can see part of her face and her hair sticking up past the doll’s hair.
November 9th, 2011
It kind of sucks to be making fun of the people who are treating bears or dolls like kids because I think they might be mentally disabled.
November 14th, 2011
Some of these pictures could be linked to school projects where they teach children about child care. It is possible that they had to babysit for their kids and needed to treat it realistically like a baby. Classes used baby dolls but I think they have started allowing stuffed animals and other toys to replace the dolls. The course for Middle School or High School would be an Economics class with a focus on a realistic environment for all people involved in the life of the child.
November 18th, 2011
That’s not his doll that’s his wife.
November 24th, 2011
did u notice baby lisa magezines in the background?
February 10th, 2012
he comes to my work all the time. he is really nice
April 9th, 2013
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