October 6th, 2009
Double Trouble
Tags: children, clothing, kids
If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart.
Missouri
Double Trouble,
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And is that his wallet just hangin’ out there? Maybe it doesn’t fit into his pocket anymore, but that is just asking for a pocket pickin’.
October 6th, 2009
Texting: “Great news, it’s triplets!”
October 6th, 2009
This one is awesome because it is a two in one! Great job, whoever caught this one!
October 6th, 2009
Holy crap!! It’s Octomom’s sperm donor!!
October 6th, 2009
Octo-Dad….
October 6th, 2009
Hey, its Bobby from the Sopranos!
October 6th, 2009
I wonder if I rub his belly will I have good luck?
October 6th, 2009
I wonder when he’s due!?
October 6th, 2009
(Texting Wife)…Home in a bit… gone to Wal-Mart for red buttons and Slim Fast…
October 6th, 2009
He is clearly exceeding the safety regulations of that shirt..
October 6th, 2009
hahaha it’s a two-fer! Awesome!
October 6th, 2009
Santa caught in the act of updating his naughty list. Yes there is an ap for that!!!!!
October 6th, 2009
Newsflash The bare midriff is so last decade. And even if it wasn’t…
October 6th, 2009
His navel ate the 2 lower shirt buttons..
October 6th, 2009
O didn’t know it was possible for a man to carry that many babies at once. Poor bastard will die in child birth.
October 6th, 2009
“Any calls? Sigh. No calls.”
October 6th, 2009
Must be hard hauling around that big red ball you have there, looks like those suspenders aren’t really helping either.
October 6th, 2009
‘Where’s my hoss and feffer”.
October 6th, 2009
He’s pregnant, having a baby elephant, be happy you can’t see the trunk coming out, yoy many yoy
October 6th, 2009
Hmm, I bet the guy was using his cell phone to take a pic of the kid to submit to peopleofwalmart.com.
October 6th, 2009
He is busting out a KGB request with “Them red poles in front of Wal Mart safe to eat?”
Can’t really blame the kid for the lack of parental supervision.
October 6th, 2009
Text message –
“I miss Sean Preston and Jayden James, around corner in limo, will have driver slow down as we pass, throw kids threw open back window”
Britney…….
October 6th, 2009
* through *
October 6th, 2009
Missou misery
Somewhere in Missouri a Doctor is trying to dislodge two buttons from someone’s head.
October 6th, 2009
Perhaps he’s texting his wife back in West Virginia, asking her to pick up some more Mtn. Dew?
October 6th, 2009
Glad those suspenders are pulled to the side or they’d blow for sure too!
October 6th, 2009
Oh, come on now, who here doesn’t let their kid hang on the bottom of the cart like DeNiro in ‘Cape Fear’??(or Krusty the Clown in that Simson’s Cape Fear episode)
October 6th, 2009
Text message – done at Walmart momma…..need ride….them big red things in front of store edible ? Always forget…..
October 6th, 2009
OK, place yer bets! Who has the longer life-span? The kid whose dad lets him do shopping cart gymnastics or the heart attack – waiting – to – happen who went out feed his beer gut and ended up at Walmart instead.
Hey Guy….they sell shirt in there….and they might even stock your size…whatever that is.
October 6th, 2009
when Chippendales let themselves go……
October 6th, 2009
“Fine breakfast flakes Miss McDunnough……..”
October 6th, 2009
Hungry and broke, Buford thoughtfully considers consuming his cell phone
October 6th, 2009
“No, you CANNOT ride my seing eye pony young man !”
October 6th, 2009
(Texting): Dammit all out of rainbow suspenders, now I’ll never get into clown college
Call me later Maw, got some drinkin to do.
October 6th, 2009
I think the kid is trying to hide from the impending explosion. BOOM, Flying guts everywhere!
October 6th, 2009
I am pretty sure that the thing hanging off his pocket is his “high-tech phone- holder thinga-ma-jig”. He is seriously suffering what we in the medical field call dunlap disease . This is were your gut dun lapped over your belt haha.
October 6th, 2009
Whaaa……I likes me gravy I does.
October 6th, 2009
He’s checking his match.com responses
October 6th, 2009
The suspenders are a nice touch, and I like how they ride outside the belly!!!
October 6th, 2009
I bet he bought two boxes of Oreo double stuff, three candy bars, a large pizza, and a 12 pack of diet coke…..
October 6th, 2009
Devoured aisles 11, 12, 15, 17……….need ride home.
October 6th, 2009
Looks like he’s giving birth to a keg!
October 6th, 2009
ok, lemme try it again since you didn’t like the pregnant with an elephant one…he’s sending a text to his wife ‘no tofu @ da mart, guess we’ll skip dinner 2nite’
October 6th, 2009
Pole to Shirt: “You’re a disgrace to the color red! Drop and gimme 50!”
October 6th, 2009
Dude is just checkin’ the video recording of himself eating the ENTIRE hot food section of the supercenter, just in case he has to do a re-shoot; meanwhile, his kid makes a daring escape after tipping the cart driver a $20 and telling him to step on it…
October 6th, 2009
Santa has a new app that is letting him update his naughty list!!!
October 6th, 2009
Wow, this is a true Walmart trifecta. Obesity, child neglect, and camo in one shot??? perfect.
October 6th, 2009
I hope to God someone doesn’t mistake him for a Red Box and poke his belly expecting Observe and Report to come out…
October 6th, 2009
Suspenders? Really?
October 6th, 2009
I’ve heard of a beer belly before, but is it possible to have a KEG belly?
October 6th, 2009
Is that Tinker from Road House?
http://www.aveleyman.com/FilmCredit.aspx?FilmID=16104
October 6th, 2009
blob
October 6th, 2009
OK, you know you are fat when you need suspenders. But you know you ae a true freak show when those suspenders migrate to the sides of your body to avoid the strain of spanning your enormous gut.
October 6th, 2009
It looks like he is calling his mom to come pick him up because he is tired of walking.
October 6th, 2009
Jimbob went to Wally World to find a shirt to fit over his ever-enlarging beer gut. Upon finding out that Walmart doesn’t carry his size, his texts home to his wife that the bed sheet will have to do
October 6th, 2009
@Crazed:
That actually looks like a really bad case of ascites, a condition which plagues a certain percentage of long-term alcoholics. It causes the abdomen to fill with fluid that filters out from the alcoholic’s damaged liver, resulting in the distension you see here. While ascites itself isn’t life-threatening, it’s usually only present in the kind of drinker that kills a 12 pack or more a night for two or three decades; this guy’s clearly been in for the long haul.
Also, on a less serious note, I do have to ask: Is it considered a fashion faux pas to purchase maternity clothing if you’re a male of that size? Surely it would be more comfortable–and probably significantly less embarrassing than what he DOES have on.
October 6th, 2009
So thats what was vibrating in my belly button! I thought I just had gas again.
October 6th, 2009
Ralph is texting NASA, as while he was browsing in the Playground Equipment section, he decided to try out a see-saw with his wife, Olive Oyl, and launched her into low earth orbit.
October 6th, 2009
is that the guy from pee wee’s big adventure?
October 6th, 2009
Is that Rush Limbaugh?
October 6th, 2009
Looks like the guy swallowed a party ball.
October 6th, 2009
HOLY SHYT! ITS THE KOOL AID GUY!
October 6th, 2009
Later that evening, Buford posted his winning score on tetris to his facebook.
October 6th, 2009
texting “hey baby, I got my hair cut, my eyes checked, taxes filed, check deposited, Billy signed up for the army, had lunch and oh yeah they didn’t have any size 6 shoes for junior so I got him a size 10. Oh by the way I got another package of red buttons. The last pack must have been cheap they keep popping off.”ttyl
October 6th, 2009
When “the Biggest Loser” contestants fall off the wagon . . .
October 6th, 2009
Redneck Word of the day —- Fasinate —– My shirt had 9 buttons but I could only fasinate of them!!!!
October 6th, 2009
Text – Jamby, meet you at Motel 6, bring Hugh Jackman photo’s, burstin’ out of my shirt to see you sexy ! Love Gerald……
October 6th, 2009
AT LEAST HES WHITE
October 6th, 2009
He’s getting GPS directions for the “Stork Parking” at WalMart
October 6th, 2009
The kid is impersonating the big guys wiennie…….
October 6th, 2009
does he use suspenders too keep his pants from falling because of his huge gut or what?
October 6th, 2009
Just one wafer thin mint?
October 6th, 2009
Hahaha I remember asking my parents if I could ride on the bottom of the grocery cart! Yeah..they told me no. This pic is hillarious!
October 6th, 2009
BEEAAANNNNSSS SHOP AT WAL-MAAAART!!
October 6th, 2009
Two for the price of one!
October 6th, 2009
Hmmm, 1 missed call… Why would Richard SImmons be calling ME?
October 6th, 2009
Didn’t get job as cart retriever….need ride home….love you too mom..
K. Fed.
October 6th, 2009
ELLEN DEGIERIS SAW A PECKER MORE RECENTLY DEN DIS GUY LMAO…GET IT BEACUSE HE IS SO FAT HE CANT SEE HIS OWN PECKER AND ELLEN IS A LESBIAN SO SHE AINTS SEE A PECKER INAWHILE BUT SHE STILL SEEN ONE BECAUSE THIS GUY IS SO FAT
October 6th, 2009
“TEXT” : MYRTLE, NOW DOWN TO 4 BUTTONS AND 1 SUSPENDER DUE TO SHARTING IN ISLE 4 – WOULD CALL YOU BUT PHONE WAS IN BACK POCKET DURING THE INCIDENT
October 6th, 2009
Whats wrong with you people? Thats not a gut…thats his tool shed to protect the massive tool he is toting!
October 6th, 2009
He wears suspenders because he would lose his belt under that entire muffin top
October 6th, 2009
Jamby is like a retarded Flip Wilson…
October 6th, 2009
its not funny if you have to explain it jamby
October 6th, 2009
POWM does it again. Three-for-one shot. 1 Child abuse, 2 incidents of camo,1 keg belly . He and the woman with her skirt shorter than her belly wearing fishnet stockings… .. Great horror film. I hope we will soon get to vote on the months’ favorite pictures.
October 6th, 2009
Question: Can a man have a gunt?
October 6th, 2009
JAMBY: Had you not explained the joke I’d have given you a vote for sure! It was good up til then.
Anyway.
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Jamby would tag it.
October 6th, 2009
in his top 5:
Papa John’s
Domino’s
Pizza Hut
Little Caesar’s
911
October 6th, 2009
Making fun of this guy is like kicking a 3 legged dog…too easy and just wrong! Haha!
October 6th, 2009
pick pocket? who would go near this planet with its own gravity?
October 6th, 2009
He should hook up with ‘look at your own risk’.
October 6th, 2009
Father to son “C’mon Billy get from under there”. Billy “Awe geez dad what’s wrong with taking it a little easy once in a while. Johny Red “Shotgun”.
October 6th, 2009
Isn’t this a 3-fer, there appears to be a blue smock wearing camo shorts on the far left.
October 6th, 2009
muahhhh…he’s texting that fat chick that was buying the diet pepsi, mt. dew and corn!!! look at the people behind him hauling ass! they’re scared!!
October 6th, 2009
If the guy below is auditioning for the role of Harvey Dent, my guess would be that this fellow is trying out to play Fred Dukes?
October 6th, 2009
“My God, its full of stars!”
October 6th, 2009
‘My God, its full of stars!”
October 6th, 2009
Fe – fi – fo – fum! I smell the blood – of someone with REALLY high cholesterol.
The kid in the background is just scrambling under the cart in an attempt to hide. It’s a shame that the photographer couldn’t get the beanstalk in the shot at the same time…
October 6th, 2009
so is the old wives tale that if the weight is high on the belly it is a boy, and if the weight is low on the belly it is a girl… or visa-versa?
October 6th, 2009
No hat.
Michael Moore in disguise
October 6th, 2009
I am so tired of seeing fat people. Why is America so obese? This loser probably smokes, too.
October 6th, 2009
LEAVE IT TO JAMBY TO F**K-UP ANOTHER POST – GOOD JOB DUDE…I TRULY NOW BELIEVE YOU ARE “GUNTMAN” IN THIS PIC….SHART YA LATA
October 6th, 2009
I think? they named a gum after him……
October 6th, 2009
Two in one!
October 6th, 2009
The suspenders just kinda slip to the side and make a nice frame for that huge gut he’s hauling around. Jeez at that point I guess you might as well embrace it…
October 6th, 2009
Surely everyone knows JAMBY is pullin the wool over your eyes. He ain’t no dummy. Couldn’t be that dumb.
Then again………….
October 6th, 2009
2 true nascar fans.. one riding an 1 checking for who in first
October 6th, 2009
Pizza Dude: “Sir you want us to deliver across the street to Walmart?” In fact I think I see you now . Why wouldn’t you just cross the street and pick it up yourself?” Johny Red: “Normally I would but I am waiting for a taxi”. Pizza Dude then why not wait till you get home and have it delivered there”. Johny Red: “Cause last time I called you said you don’t do deliveries to your own apartment building”.
October 6th, 2009
this one is full of retards agian. lets make fun of a guy for his weight. with out the suspenders his crack would be showing. which would u rather see, crack or suspenders?
October 6th, 2009
He’s still wearing the same size 36 jeans he wore ten years ( and a thousand pizzas ) ago.
October 6th, 2009
bet you he’s hung like a horse
October 6th, 2009
Stuff like this makes me ashamed to say that I’m from Missouri.
October 6th, 2009
he’s ordering pizza
12 of them
October 6th, 2009
Doesn’t he feel a draft???
October 6th, 2009
I used to do that same thing all the time as a kid! I was sad when I got too big. haha
(and no, I’m not a hick and/or dumbass.)
October 6th, 2009
Why is he looking at his phone? Nobody would be calling him, except maybe his left suspender to let him know that the right one AWOLed!
October 6th, 2009
Why is he looking at his phone? Who would be calling him except for maybe his left suspender to tell him that the right one AWOLed b/c the job was too strenuous…
October 6th, 2009
Fatty McGee has an insulin pump attached to his jeans. Hello Diabetes!
October 6th, 2009
I think I speak for all Target employees when I say thank god this dude shops at WalMart and not Target… I wouldn’t want to be the one to ask him ‘Can I help you find something?’ only to be replied to ‘yeah’ … That he hasn’t seen his genitals in 6 years…
October 6th, 2009
My 6 year old just glanced over my shoulder, with big wide eyes says “wow a pregnant man” Jeez, its not pregnant, its disfigured from eating mcdonalds
October 6th, 2009
Raffi’s inspiration? I suddenly got the urge to sing the “Baby Beluga” song.
October 6th, 2009
Hung like a horse? How would he know he has not seen it for 10 years.
And he bought the phone at the walmart just then. Only now he finds his fingers are much to fat for the keys. To get a phone with the proper sized keys, it would have to be the size of a lap top. He should have Golden arches tatted on his Belly.
October 6th, 2009
Yup. Everybody at Walmart is obese.
October 6th, 2009
All Walmart shoppers are porcine.
October 6th, 2009
The doors at Walmart a double-wide to accommodate all their shoppers morbidly obese fat asses.
October 6th, 2009
His weiner weighs more than the kid in the cart.
October 6th, 2009
” Get in my belly”
October 6th, 2009
You can tell he’s on the level… His bubble is in the middle.
October 6th, 2009
Hey! At least he’s not a tweaker!
I know a camo-wearin’ guy who was proud that his 4 y/o son got kicked out of the ZOO.
October 6th, 2009
SMS:
“1 new message from Jenny Craig”
October 6th, 2009
Apparently, this Wal Mart does not have a Big n’ Tall section.
October 6th, 2009
I am beyond impressed this guy is using what appears to be a smart phone and possibly texting…he HAS to be working undercover and sending back sensative information to headquarters…has to be!!!!
October 6th, 2009
Must be constipated.. he really looks like he could pop
..How would you button those jeans anyway?
October 6th, 2009
ADAM ALERT!!!
BIG MAN HID TODDLER UNDER HIS SHIRT!!!!
October 6th, 2009
when did they start selling kids at walmart?
October 6th, 2009
Text: “Honey, do you think I can make it onto The Biggest Loser next season?”
October 6th, 2009
Wanna bet that kid is playing “NASCAR”..
October 6th, 2009
So hows he gonna explain to his sister/wife that his his son/nephew has ran away with uncle/brother on a wal-mart shopping cart..???
October 7th, 2009
Reminder of the good old days: when kids were not treated like glass and could take a fall without crying.
October 7th, 2009
There is video of this fella during one of his visits to Wal Mart, only this time he seemed a bit upset…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGznqy9f45k
October 7th, 2009
What about the size of the kids shoes!!! I don’t think his feet are that big.
October 7th, 2009
How can this guy have sex. That belly would hit someone and would fuck em up. Plus I’m sure he can’t last long cuz its too much exercise.
October 7th, 2009
#1. The open shirt is his air conditioning while he steps out for a smoke. Either way, THANK GOD for suspenders!
#2. The kid and his dad compromised so dad wouldn’t have to shell out all that money for his kid to take a 90 second ride on the quarter machine.
October 7th, 2009
that kid can handle himself. if you call this neglect you’re a nutbag. kids used to do this thing we called PLAY!!
as for the man, what’s the point of making fun of people who are fat? so he is. so what? if that’s the best insult you have is to point out the obvious, you need a better sense of humor!
October 7th, 2009
HEY KOOL AID!!!
OH YEAH!!
October 7th, 2009
ATTTION WALLMART SHOPPERS WATCH OUT FOR GTRUCKODZILLA IN ASILE 12 seriously does this man own a shirt that fits him i can see him texting there his text will read……….MA DONE AT WALMART COME GET ME WITH THE FLAT BED TRUCK AND BRING ME A BIG MAC , FRIES AND CHOCLATE MILK SHAKE …….
TOOO FUNNY
October 7th, 2009
ATTTION WALLMART SHOPPERS WATCH OUT FOR GODZILLA IN ASILE 12 seriously does this man own a shirt that fits him i can see him texting there his text will read……….MA DONE AT WALMART COME GET ME WITH THE FLAT BED TRUCK AND BRING ME A BIG MAC , FRIES AND CHOCLATE MILK SHAKE …….
October 7th, 2009
5 bucks this picture was taken in Springfield MO
October 8th, 2009
That ol’ boy has a dicky doo
October 8th, 2009
Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis! One dollar! One dollar! Find your penis! Find your penis here!
October 8th, 2009
What you lookin at his gut fer?
October 8th, 2009
sadly as I’m scrolling through this website I see my ex-husband and son in the background. Yes that’s my 7 year old in the camo hat! Part of the reason he’s my ex is he allows our kids to do things like THIS!!!!
October 9th, 2009
“I don’t know why I bothered to get a cell phone….. It’s not like I can press the buttons anyway”
October 10th, 2009
i never knew missouri was a southern state till now
October 10th, 2009
The child hitched a ride on the nearest shopping cart. He didn’t want to get eaten like the other children.
October 11th, 2009
I am wondering how does his wife tackle him?? And How much food she has to cook??
October 13th, 2009
Trying to call pizza hut……….12 damnit,,,,1 800934876 grrrrrrr 1…8…0…0…..45 CRAP ….FRIGGIN lil ass buttons they should make em for my sausage fingers
October 13th, 2009
omg! a 2 in 1! nicee!!
October 14th, 2009
It’s “peek”. Pet peeve.
October 17th, 2009
Ok so this caught me off guard at first I thought it was the big dude was the whole focus then i noticed tweedledee in the back I love it!
October 22nd, 2009
Hey guys something is creeping
November 6th, 2009
I think he got lost chasing Pee Wee through the rodeo. Maybe he’s texting and making up.
December 5th, 2009
he should be ok if he should have an auto accident, he has a built in air bag in his belly .
October 25th, 2010
. . . *pewn*. . . *PeWn*. . . *p e w n*. . . *PEWN*. . . Watch out!! Its the sounds of buttons flying!! Someone might get an eye put out!
September 4th, 2011
Soooo the man in the suspenders is my uncle…lol And he doesn’t smoke or drink, never has. And after he found out his pic was one here he lost a ton of weight. (His weight issues were due to genetics)
This is still pretty funny though—although a few comments may have gone a little too far.
July 9th, 2012
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