October 6th, 2009
I Scream You Scream
My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
Ohio
My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
Ohio
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OF COURSE this dude would be from Ohio no wonder ohio has such a bad name hahaha!
October 6th, 2009
Back at the Neapolitan pimp house, there is another suit – eerily similar to this one, except with pink on the left and white on the right
October 6th, 2009
Those that can’t, teach…or in this case pimp
October 6th, 2009
This is what Two Face would have wore if torn between his evil side and his “sweeter” side
October 6th, 2009
I just don’t want to know where the chocolate flavor is hiding!!!
October 6th, 2009
OMG!! Can somebody tell him that Halloween is at the end of the month…
October 6th, 2009
at least there’s no chocolate streak in the middle.
October 6th, 2009
It’s the Good ‘N Plenty Man!
October 6th, 2009
Maybe his lady is somewhere else in Wal-Mart wearing a solid brown outfit.
October 6th, 2009
The scary part here is I know someone who actually wears stuff that is earily like this…..
October 6th, 2009
I think its kind of cool.
October 6th, 2009
I’d hit that. Oh wait, no I wouldn’t. O.K. I might.
October 6th, 2009
does it come in black and white so I go as a Scarface poster?
October 6th, 2009
VJ1: Where Are They Now?: Vanilla Ice, pimpin’ around Wal Mart, looking at $29 Boom Boxes…what happened????
October 6th, 2009
So did someone actuall take one pink suit and one white suit to make this beautiful combo, or is there really some designer/manufacture out there who would actually make this for retail sales?? And where would one purchase such an ensemble…. “Two Colors for Less”?
October 6th, 2009
HAHAHAHA DIS SHIT IS MY SHIT I LUV DIS PIMP SUIT I WANNA BUY DIS YO YALL NEED 2 HOLLA AT YA BOY JAMBY FA REL
October 6th, 2009
he must be one hellofa pimp.
October 6th, 2009
Brownchicken Brown CoW!!!!!
October 6th, 2009
Does he have two different shoes to not match?
October 6th, 2009
he’s probably shopping with the other pimp in the cereal aisle on this site!
October 6th, 2009
Does he have two different shoes to “not match”?
October 6th, 2009
We had that lady in the all brown “singlet” the other day–they are perfect for one another!
October 6th, 2009
whoo… look at that SWEET pimp walk. now THATS sexy!!!!
October 6th, 2009
In this case, two halves should NOT make a whole.
October 6th, 2009
I believe in Harvey Dent.
October 6th, 2009
True story: He is chairman for pimps against breast cancer(Ohio chapter). Nah just kidding, he’s just a pimp.
October 6th, 2009
Are you kidding me??!! Honestly!! Have people forgotten what a mirror is? Surely not!!!!
October 6th, 2009
He is pickin himself out a sweet boom box so he can lay down the soulful sounds of Barry White as he creates more “suit magic” on his sewing machine. Smooth, silky smooth.
October 6th, 2009
LMAO MY NIGGA CMURDER DAT SOME FUNNY SHIT BRA…ALL DES HATAS THUMBS DOWN U BUT I THUMBS UP YA CUZ REL REKONIZE REL HOMIE
October 6th, 2009
It’s as if Two Face lost his ho in the wal mart and she better look out when he finds her because he is going to slap the brown right out of her, thats where you get the neopalitan.
October 6th, 2009
He has a good fun feminine side when he gets silly
October 6th, 2009
I would swear he is from Florida not Ohio..
October 6th, 2009
Haha, Will, aah his woman must be the one in the brown one piece a few picture back
October 6th, 2009
I bet this guy gets all the ladies…haha not
October 6th, 2009
Actually, that’s twoface
October 6th, 2009
Holy Shit, this guy is awesome!!!
October 6th, 2009
“I can’t be no good pimp without no boom box.”
October 6th, 2009
“Let’s see. What should I wear today. I really want to wear my white suit. No, my pink suit. Hey, I got an idea……………………………”
October 6th, 2009
does it mean he’s just half gay?
October 6th, 2009
What was he thinking?? WAIT, he wasn’t thinking!!!!
October 6th, 2009
Cream on the inside, clean on the outside.
Ice cream. Ice Cream paint job.
October 6th, 2009
mjd – you can tell it was two different suits put together because the left one doesn’t fit him in the shoulder area and is really badly hemmed.
October 6th, 2009
I now pronounce you husband and whatever.
October 6th, 2009
If he turned around and half his face was sunburned i’d pass out….
October 6th, 2009
Maybe that’s all the fabric the wifey poo had and it was going to be a baby quilt until he asked for some new clothes.
October 6th, 2009
Isnt that the cat from the band FLIP? Seriously
October 6th, 2009
His left side came in to get Saturday Night Fever on DVD……….the right side grabbed Miami Vice, the Complete Series……..
October 6th, 2009
he’s the real pink panther! Steve Martin was his impersonator!
October 6th, 2009
I’m suddenly craving a strawberry milkshake
October 6th, 2009
this is a “HOLLA” at “MAH BOY, JAMBY”, (yes, FA REL). is your caps lock key broken? http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=keyboards+for+sale&aq=0&aqi=g10&oq=keyboards&fp=2cca7b2e99206b9c
also, i thought DIS might help you in DA future http://www.berlitz.us/PPC/Learn-English/270/
October 6th, 2009
Gives new meaning to the term I walk the line.
October 6th, 2009
Batman’s arch nemisis, Two-Face, goes gay.
Waaaaaay gay.
October 6th, 2009
The worlds most tightly conjoined twins………
October 6th, 2009
cuz I walk with a limp like an ol’ school pimp oh real oh gee
October 6th, 2009
Way to rock grandpa!!!! You go boy!!!!…..ha ha ha
October 6th, 2009
Its his breast cancer awareness suit.
October 6th, 2009
I just want to know one thing…..What color shirt is he wearing to complete the ensemble?
October 6th, 2009
Dear god, the guy looks like Two Face gone gay!
October 6th, 2009
That would look great with some cool Stacy Adams shoes!
Rock on,dude
October 6th, 2009
I wonder what his Pimpmobile looks like.
October 6th, 2009
@WAL MARTIAN
or a skid mark on his pants
October 6th, 2009
Back in the day we had real boom boxes, 2′ X 2′ that I carried on my shoulder without a strape and still managed 3 girls.
October 6th, 2009
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…
October 6th, 2009
I am pretty sure he bought this at Akron’s one and only Rolling Acers Mall.
October 6th, 2009
If it’s two suits joined together, it’s evil twin in reverse colours must be lurking in his wardrobe….
October 6th, 2009
It’s Two-Face’s gay brother, Two-Way!
October 6th, 2009
He looks like a walking pregnancy test.
Is it positive or negative?
October 6th, 2009
I would wear that suit unless I could get trousers whit the pink on the opposite side!! BIG PIMPIN!!
October 6th, 2009
Word on the street is . . . this is Huggy Bear
October 6th, 2009
He HAS to be color blind and has no living relatives. I can’t believe his family let him outside with this on.
October 6th, 2009
Pepto-pimp!
October 6th, 2009
This elderly gentleman is wearing a fine Italian linen suit (the kind that goes to the cleaners~look at the presses) and his “lady” has the pink on the left. A designer 2009 suit out of NY.
http://www.italsuit.com/home.php?gclid=CK-50eKNqZ0CFShSagodmBdBiw
I will bet he doesnt even know what a pimp is. He needs to have the pink Italian leather shoes for his ensemble on the same page! The italian look is 2009 you hipsters!
October 6th, 2009
Villain from a Batman movie!
October 6th, 2009
Pepto Bismol Pimp… handle yo business
October 6th, 2009
pep-no and bis-mo all in one
October 6th, 2009
Watch out, Batman! Its Harvey two-face!!
October 6th, 2009
Maybe his name is Strawnilla.
October 6th, 2009
2 in the pink! One in the stink!
October 6th, 2009
oh my GOD! is this the ice cream man in town, or a fag?
October 6th, 2009
Is this the ice cream man or a fag??????
October 6th, 2009
Matthew Lesko needs groceries…
October 6th, 2009
Oh, thank god I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought ‘Wow, Two Face went kinda queer, didn’t he?’
Maybe his more kind side is doing some kind of breast cancer awareness thing with all that pink.
And I, too, believe in Harvey Dent.
I believe that he’s quite fail, but if we’re going from Dark Knight, he looks like he’d be one h*ll of a f*ck. Rachel died happy.
October 6th, 2009
He must have bought this suit from the ” I love the 80s cheesy music video costume garage sale”
October 6th, 2009
Holy fugly suit, Batman. Two-Face shops at Wartmall.
October 6th, 2009
Tough choice– white or pink—I KNOW!!!
October 6th, 2009
Harvey Dent: Walmart people greeter
October 6th, 2009
“Pimps Wearhouse. You’ll hate the way you look. I guarantee it.”
October 6th, 2009
Two Face!
October 7th, 2009
Don’t care what anyone says, this man is an O.G.
October 7th, 2009
This guy looks like he’s trying to be Two-Face for halloween (early) while attempting to show his “silky” side. lolol.
October 7th, 2009
THis is truly brilliant. I’m sure he’s a sweet man like my grandpa who takes such care in his appearance.
I finally clicked through to this site from FB where many friends are fans, and I have to say, I’m glad I did. Congrats on a great concept.
October 7th, 2009
Looks like a Batman villain out doing some shopping.
October 7th, 2009
It’s definitely a leftover costume from one of those “half man/half woman” get-ups. I’m sure he’s also got eyeliner and lip gloss on one half of his face, and half a moustache on the other.
October 7th, 2009
Where’s Mr. Blackwell when you need him?
October 7th, 2009
looks like two faces gay cousin has come out of hiding!
October 7th, 2009
This guy looks like he is wearing a tampon box.
October 7th, 2009
Sybil’s dad.
October 7th, 2009
Good ‘n Plenty
October 7th, 2009
I guess even the freshest pimp gotta get his shit at discount prices
October 7th, 2009
I guess Even the Freshest Pimp gotta get is shit at discount prices
October 7th, 2009
Yo looks like Two Face went Gay
October 7th, 2009
Is that Harvey Two-Face? Quick, find Batman.
October 7th, 2009
THATS STRAWBERRY SWIRL NOT NEOPOLITAN. I DONT SEE NO CHOCOLATE.
October 8th, 2009
Neopolitan…where’s the chocolate? Oooh….I don’t want to know where the chocolate is.
October 8th, 2009
Ha, so this is what REALLY happened to Harvey “Two Face” Dent after Batman: The Dark Knight. He become a fruity pimp in Ohio. Didn’t see that one coming.
October 8th, 2009
he probably listens to house music
October 8th, 2009
Halloween costume…found! Mama would love this…
October 8th, 2009
It’s the gay two face.
October 8th, 2009
OH!
HI!!!
……………..oh….. :[
October 9th, 2009
Disturbingly,my husband loves this suit.Only he wants it in cream and purple.
October 9th, 2009
I BET THERE’S ONE MORE LIKE IT OUT THERE!
October 9th, 2009
Halloween came early and this guy’s going as Two-Face.
October 9th, 2009
This is the suit they were going to use when they thought about making “Two-Face” gay.
October 10th, 2009
Pimpin’ at Walmart ain’t easy…or is it?
October 10th, 2009
His pink pimp-mobile is parked right outside in the handicapped space.
BTW he’s color blind dontchaknow?
October 11th, 2009
If he would’ve been African American, he really would’ve been walking Neapolitan.
October 11th, 2009
Elton John called…… He wants his suit back.
October 12th, 2009
O my god, this guy is awesome!
October 12th, 2009
I like his style. And also the color combination pink and white is cool. LOL
October 13th, 2009
im your ice cream man stop me when i pass you by
October 13th, 2009
This is Great, I love it!
October 13th, 2009
This man is absolutely fantastic.
October 13th, 2009
Its Victor Victoria
October 14th, 2009
Where do you even GET stuff like this? I demand to know.
October 15th, 2009
This makes me oh so glad to be from Ohio!! =]
October 15th, 2009
DONNA!!! DONNA!!! PIMP DOWN!!! DONNA!!!
October 15th, 2009
This suit is sweet as can be…MMM! Yeah, now I just need me a ghetto blaster!
October 16th, 2009
Neapolitan has 3 flavors…..so where is the chocolate brown?…..MMWWWWhahahahaha
October 18th, 2009
the playboy mansion is NOT inside walmart man….
October 18th, 2009
I think that might be twoface
October 18th, 2009
can you say “ice cream paint job”
October 18th, 2009
They didn’t have that suit in a narrower stripe.
October 18th, 2009
Look! It’s Two-Face gayed up!
October 18th, 2009
A photo of Two Face in the 80s. Not pictured: cocaine.
October 19th, 2009
There is no way this is two face….he is though in fact the black sheep of the family…TWO SCOOPS! Taking over your city one ice cream parlor at a time!
October 19th, 2009
I bet his other suit is the Pink and Chocolate color… for days that the needs to be extra classy, the chocolate half of the other suit really makes his gold pimpin pinky rings “bling” extra hard.
October 20th, 2009
What did this guy do beat up Two Face from Batman and steal his wardrobe?
October 23rd, 2009
The Good & Plenty man.
October 24th, 2009
I didn’t know Lawrence Welk was still touring …. or did one of his band just escape the rest home?
October 24th, 2009
I can’t comment…I laughed so hard my head almost hit the keyboard. And nothing I write will do that guy’s suit justice.
October 27th, 2009
yALL LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE……..
October 29th, 2009
It looks like Twoface went gay.
November 2nd, 2009
It is a fight between Pepto and Maalox!!!
November 6th, 2009
This old man rocks
November 6th, 2009
Hey I know this guy! He’s a color blind orthopedic surgeon at a local hospital. When his wife gets pissed off at him she puts out outfits like this one and he never knows what a nebish he is!
November 28th, 2009
hahahahha! to bad hes not black or he could be neopolitan! hahahah(:
November 28th, 2009
he looks like a flump
December 1st, 2009
He’s either bipolar, dual-personality or two-faced. Thus, it makes him a lit-tle more intriguing than Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Moore, since those two have 2 of the 3 aforementioned qualities. You guess which 2…
December 3rd, 2009
What are you all laughing at? You all spend your time looking at the pictures.
August 21st, 2011
hahaha this guy’s awesome!
January 27th, 2012
hahah he ttoo gangsta for me
November 19th, 2012
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