October 6th, 2009
Ay Caramba!
This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Walmart inmediatamente.
South Carolina
Ay Caramba!,
This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Walmart inmediatamente.
South Carolina
Ay Caramba!,
209 Comments, Comment or Ping
how in the world do you walk on those shoes! definite ankle breakers!
October 6th, 2009
I like how she looks so surprised that someone is taking her picture…
October 6th, 2009
Are the hose supposed to look like that?
October 6th, 2009
“Excuse me. Can you tell me which aisle the panty hose are on?”
October 6th, 2009
Shoplifting, and caught! chack for a compartment in tha shoes boys!
October 6th, 2009
what’s her clothing style? Mexican wacko?
October 6th, 2009
OH jesus thats funny! I think the silver purse really brings this outift together. Hahaha! Just tragic…
October 6th, 2009
Classic Slag.
October 6th, 2009
yes morning breath and everything
October 6th, 2009
Without heels: 4’10″
With heels: 6’11″
October 6th, 2009
can you say….WTF?????
October 6th, 2009
Walking the streets aint easy! Rough night on the job!
October 6th, 2009
OMG!! WTF!! Nuff said
October 6th, 2009
Hey – Be nice to Gov. Sanford’s soul mate.
October 6th, 2009
She MUST be a midget or something. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!
October 6th, 2009
Someday people are going to catch on that they are being photographed for this website and somebody’s going to get hurt.
But till then let the good times roll.
October 6th, 2009
WOW. That is EVER so special. Gotta get me an outfit like that!!! I agree Kris… this wouldn’t be half as classy without the metallic silver purse. LOL I am SO gonna make it onto this site someday! hee hee
October 6th, 2009
I hope she is there to buy new pantyhose. C’mon, what did someone knock her over for the last shopping cart?
October 6th, 2009
” Full-length mirrors, ma’am ? Aisle 12 . thanks for shopping Walmart!”
October 6th, 2009
I am just at a complete loss for words with this getup. Too much comes to mind and I have no clue where to start complimenting. LOL
October 6th, 2009
What the hell is that coming out of her skirt/skorts?
October 6th, 2009
Gene Simmons groupie.
October 6th, 2009
Sign at the front door said, “You must be this tall to shop here.”
October 6th, 2009
Kids! Who left the door open, Mom got out again….
October 6th, 2009
I surely hoped to see a package of pantyhose in her hands.
October 6th, 2009
Just when you think, “okay, these people can’t possibly get any worse”… And this picture proves you wrong… Are mirrors considered a luxury item now or something?
October 6th, 2009
Every Fifth Day of May Low Prices
October 6th, 2009
Mom??
October 6th, 2009
Actually it looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in South Carolina and had the urge to get to a Walmart.
October 6th, 2009
Cut her some slack–at least she is wearing a bra!
October 6th, 2009
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it’s a Walmart , but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
October 6th, 2009
oh dear gawd….she looks like an old lot lizzard! i bet her and the fat chick buying the diet pepsi, mt. dew, and corn are neighbors!
October 6th, 2009
“What not to wear” would be apalled. the mint green tank just does not go with the rest of that outfit.
October 6th, 2009
She’s a low budget stripper with a Mexican get-up. =)
October 6th, 2009
She doesn’t look too happy about having her photograph taken, but it’s not like she could do anything about it in those heels.
October 6th, 2009
I would have thought she just got out of work…
But those shoes are just not cutting it, her fishnet hose are torn all up and yet she still looks like a nice lady that would greet you at the local mex establishment…
wow, I did not think anyone but pole dancers would wear those…humm might explain those ripped hose…
October 6th, 2009
So she can see her pimp.
October 6th, 2009
Drunk, drugged, and abducted by aliens in mexico and all she got was that crazy purse!
October 6th, 2009
It all went south for Ginger after the professor refused to see her once they were rescued from the Island. Later Gilligan came out of the closet.
October 6th, 2009
Oh look… You can pick up the call girls at Wal-Mart now! Wow! What next? STD’s?? lmao
October 6th, 2009
Who wears SIX inch pumps to a WalMart?!
October 6th, 2009
It’s about 7:30 am, she just got off a rough night at work had to stop off at Walmart for somethings for the kids lunches before heading home to send them off to school.
October 6th, 2009
this is what happens when strippers retire
October 6th, 2009
Why hasn’t anyone noticed her daughter in the black “dress” with the scraggly hair?
October 6th, 2009
The next morning ShiLeena woke up in the dumpster outside Peppy’s Mexican Restaurant with a burrito in one hand and a brochure for Jenny Craig in the other.
October 6th, 2009
Mexican’t
October 6th, 2009
I knew it..
South Carolina..
Boy we know how to dress…don’t we…lol
October 6th, 2009
WOW absolutely nothing matches including the handbag, I mean how do you go that wrong when getting dressed.
October 6th, 2009
People thought it was a horse loose in the store, only to find out this woman was walking in her horse hoof shoes.
October 6th, 2009
I’m ashamed to admit I was actually looking for some green on her skirt.
October 6th, 2009
“Crap I left my smokes in the trailer. I don’t think I have enough to get new hose and cigs. You got 5 bucks til payday?”
October 6th, 2009
Courtney love definitely needs to go blond again…
October 6th, 2009
she’s worse than Betty Suarez…
October 6th, 2009
That’s to prove Walmart is for all kinds of person, definitely all kinds of person. Geeee! Get Fashion Squad & Extreme Makeover righaway for God’s sake!
October 6th, 2009
Fashion victim…that’s what happens to people who want to wear fashionable things but have no taste of their own and can’t afford the personal shopper
October 6th, 2009
This site is going to shift into overdrive as we approach Halloween.
Maybe she was on her way to an early-season costume party?
Nah, I didn’t really think so, either. Trash is as trash does…
October 6th, 2009
She is going to have a hard time topping this for Halloween. Once you have the Mexican hooker costume, everything is fails in comparison.
October 6th, 2009
Ay ay ay! Maybe she was hoping to get a discount. “Necesito pantolones!”
October 6th, 2009
I live in South Carolina, and I Swear I saw her coming out of the nastiest strip bar the other night…. And Yes I said strip Bar… not even close to a strip club! I believe the Name is Ladies and Lice….
October 6th, 2009
Contents of burrito may be hot….
October 6th, 2009
She was the best $5 I ever spent, that’s all I have to say.
October 6th, 2009
Look carefully at her face. It’s the salt monster from Star Trek! You know, the one that impersonated Dr. McCoy’s old girlfriend and attempted to put her sucker-like fingers on Captain Kirk’s face.
October 6th, 2009
I have to admit, I’m fascinated by the shoes. I thought hookers only wore those to bed!
October 6th, 2009
From the waist down she’s the dad’s beloved lamp from Christmas story…
topped with a spicey mexican lamp shade…
October 6th, 2009
Waist up it’s…..Hot Topic going out of business sale !
October 6th, 2009
MOM?!
October 6th, 2009
Now we know why Sarah Palin didn’t want to return her campaign clothes.
October 6th, 2009
ID LET HER BLOW ME
October 6th, 2009
maybe she is mad,because woman over infront has same purse
October 6th, 2009
She appears to be pulling a snake out of her abdomen…..
October 6th, 2009
Don’t you all realize that this is the woman who posed for the infamous leg lamp in “A Christmas Story”? “…the soft glow of electric sex gleaming through the window.”
October 6th, 2009
Is this where they are holding the auditions for “The People of Wal-Mart”
DId I make it?
October 6th, 2009
Careful. Hot plate.
October 6th, 2009
What’s that hanging out of her skirt? Did she forget to pull up her panties after the last customer?
October 6th, 2009
“I’m in love with a stripper…..”
October 6th, 2009
Waitress at a mexican restaurant by day , stripper by night….
October 6th, 2009
I just found my inspiration for my Halloween costume !
October 6th, 2009
There is absolutely nothing good about this outfit! She looks upset by her picture being taken what did she want people to do say “oh man where did you get those heels, they are hot”? Or what about ” where that did you get that skirt, Ive always wanted one just like it?” I mean really!?
October 6th, 2009
From the waist up she looks completely normal… but from the waist down? the shoes and tights scream “whitesnake video”, and the skirt… i just don’t understand the skirt.
this picture confuses me :\
October 6th, 2009
Her outfit clashes so much it matches. And that garter belt is on its last legs.
October 6th, 2009
With those shoes I expect her to jump on a bar and dance to Tequila ala Pee Wee Herman at any minute….
October 6th, 2009
by the look on her face, she’s pulling the mace out of her purse to get the guy with the camera
October 6th, 2009
Can you say Tranny ?
October 6th, 2009
Damn!! I wanna piss all over dat!!
October 6th, 2009
Those legs look like sausages stuffed into fishnet casings.
Chorizo Caliente!!!! AY YA YAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2009
“Where can I find the anti-fungal feminine itch cream? These hose are KILLING me!”
October 6th, 2009
Please South Carolina, secede already!
October 6th, 2009
” . . . oh, thank you, I borrowed them from my 14 year old daughter. See I was on my out here when I slipped in a mud puddle and I found a bag in the trunk of my car marked ‘Tiffany’s Work Clothes.”
“I hope she don’t mind . . .”
October 6th, 2009
Oh my- she has platformed her way to tacky!
October 6th, 2009
Hey lady Herman Munster wants his shoes back!
October 6th, 2009
She looks more like a mexican prostitute to me, must have wore her Sunday’s best for her shopping day at Wally World.
October 6th, 2009
I think those shoes are for “dancing”, not shopping. Please everyone, start looking in mirrors!!
October 6th, 2009
I’m wondering what happened to her on the way to Walmart?
Do her a favor….someone please steal that silver purse!
October 6th, 2009
HOW do you look at those shoes and say, “ahhhh, perfect for doing my shopping at walmart!” ????????????????
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October 6th, 2009
She’s got legs… and she knows how to use them.
Question is… how did she use them?
October 6th, 2009
She’s got legs… and she knows how to use them.
Question is… how did she use them?
October 6th, 2009
That’s my Mom. She’s special.
October 6th, 2009
Look at the unfortunate beast in the foreground.
October 6th, 2009
Went to the Walmart Pharmacy right after work for a “morning after pill.”
October 6th, 2009
I agree, totally horrible outfit, but I am pretty sure that it is not taken at no wal-mart. Look at the green signs. Wal-mart is all blue.
October 6th, 2009
C’mon, people, trashy hookers have feelings too…wait…what am I saying? They died on the inside a long time ago. Carry on.
October 6th, 2009
Someone reading this site who knows her should tell her about a fellow walmart shopper she might be interested in. He’s got kinda a big gut and he’s wears a red shirt and suspenders. They would probably get along famously.
October 6th, 2009
Catching up with Charo, on VH1′s behind the music.
October 6th, 2009
i think that she must have been the beatles first groupie ever and shes still going watch out jonas bros!!
October 6th, 2009
Sara…Wal-Mart grocery centers are green
October 6th, 2009
Wow…Cyndi Lauper has really let herself go!
October 6th, 2009
Hey, isn’t that Vickie Guerrero from WWE?
October 6th, 2009
Ewww! The woman on the left has a nasty red rash on her inner thigh!
October 6th, 2009
oh my gosh…..it’s like morticia adams mexican cousin.
October 6th, 2009
oh my gosh…..its like Morticia Adams mexican cousin.
October 6th, 2009
I would have bet money she was in Jersey
October 6th, 2009
Wow! Words DO escape me here.
This outfit is wrong on so many levels that I don’t even know where to begin. But, one can rate the levels of disaster here:
1. Goth club shoes that don’t go with the outfit or her general look AT ALL!
2. Is she wearing a garter belt to hold up the stockings? I thinks so!
3. Shirt and skirt <– see number one!
4. Silver purse
Yes, I would classify this get up as one epic fail!
October 6th, 2009
100 plus comments–and NO one took issue with the fact that the caption uses the word “LADY”!!!! Sir, that ain’t no lady!
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October 6th, 2009
I bet she’s in the “quickie” check out line too, judging from the condition of her panty hose. Or would they just be called HOSE now & leave off the panty part???
hahahahaha
October 6th, 2009
They should put her picture on the anti-drug and AIDS prevention advertisements.
October 6th, 2009
Boy did she have a rough night working at the world’s oldest profession. But, even “working girls” need to stop and pick up a few things at the Wal-Mart!
October 6th, 2009
Hey lady!!!
The rock group ‘KISS” called and they want thier shoes back!
October 6th, 2009
the leg fat rolling over the rip in the panty hose looks like bread baking through twine.
October 6th, 2009
She puts the “HO” in Horrific
October 6th, 2009
Looks like her thighs are exploding out of her black stockings….and where’s the stripper pole to go with those shoes?
October 6th, 2009
Dr. Ludmilla ,intensley pondering her earth shattering equation in theoretical physics,suddenly realises she has wandered into Walmart,and is weariing a portion of her “French Maid ” costume from last years Halloween party
October 6th, 2009
The look is one of awe and amazement. Reaching into her purse to check the stock of “Great Value” tampons. They are on SALE Bogo.
October 6th, 2009
DOES ELTON JOHN KNOW SHE BORROWED HIS SHOES?
October 6th, 2009
I wonder what she put into that bag??????
October 6th, 2009
Bad day at the office??
October 6th, 2009
Maybe she is going to Disney and wants to make sure she is tall enough to ride the roller coaster!!
October 6th, 2009
Happy Cinco De Mayo – Oh look, a giant pinata, I get the first swing!!!
October 6th, 2009
When hookers get old….tragic!
October 6th, 2009
My peeve with this is the metallic purse. If she has the coordination to walk in those hooker heels, then she should have the fashion sense to choose a more appropriate handbag for her outfit. The wrong accessories can ruin the whole look.
October 6th, 2009
Me Again: Blew up the pic-nothing hanging out of her skirt-that white thing is bare flesh where her stocking is torn, and it’s torn in other places. New fashion, show flesh.
October 6th, 2009
Livin’ la vida loca…
October 6th, 2009
Lady?
October 6th, 2009
She’s an obvious truck stop hooker, reloading on condoms, no doubt. I can almost taste the gonorrhea through my monitor….
Have fun at the pickle park tonight lady…
October 6th, 2009
Oo wow, people actually wear heels like those outside of the bedroom or strip joint? OW!! How DOES one walk in those, anyway?
~~Bee
October 6th, 2009
the real Perez Hilton
October 6th, 2009
Sadly I don’t think she’s wearing pantyhose… I think their thigh Highs… they can pull like that…. the pulls are too even to be rips… but thigh highs just makes it more vomit inducing… lol
October 6th, 2009
suicide girls…. 40 years later… she still can’t let go of those shoes….
October 6th, 2009
Bitch! Give me back my shoes!
October 6th, 2009
She’s definately what we call “one of the broken people”, but just not special enough to garner peopleofwalmart.com notoriety. I see clones of her every day at Wal Mart. Once again people, the bar is much, much higher to gain entry to the exclusive club of peopleofwalmart.com.
October 6th, 2009
Who the H gave you the idea that Mexicans dress like that? Ugly Betty is not a good measure of Mexican fashion!
October 6th, 2009
What a look -you can’t buy an outfit like that in SC
October 7th, 2009
I wonder if she’s meeting up with her pimp in the cereal aisle?
October 7th, 2009
meth is a hell of a drug!!!!
October 7th, 2009
meth ROCKS!!!!!!
October 7th, 2009
is that Kathy Griffin???
October 7th, 2009
You know, I’ve been having the shittiest day, but “immediamente” made me almost bust my gut.
Oh, people of Walmart, how I love thee.
October 7th, 2009
Sometimes ya just gotta let a ho be a ho!
October 7th, 2009
Wow!! Words escape me. The short pudgy legs with the torn hose and the god damn stripper shoes and the the silver bag aren’t enough, but dammit the green shirt just doesn’t go with the outfit. Soon Jenna Jameson will show up with the new show “What not to wear as a stripper”…hot mess indeed
October 7th, 2009
Is that a skirt or shorts? Seperately I,d wear any of these (barring torn hose and those SHOES!!) But together!! WHY!
October 7th, 2009
man as soon as i put those shoes on i’ll trip and fall on my face!
October 7th, 2009
Well if they would stop putting the Frosted Flakes on the top shelf maybe she wouldn’t have to wear those shoes.
October 7th, 2009
I think she was on Wife Swap last night .ewwww
October 7th, 2009
Where old donkey show girls go when they age out.
October 7th, 2009
Note the fat from her thigh hanging over the big hole in her pantyhose.
October 7th, 2009
Wonder what her day job is? “Hi, welcome to Walmart. Is that a return?”
October 7th, 2009
wal-mart is an equal opportunity shopping center. strippers…no wait…saggy, OLD strippers got to get their things too: cigs, booze, panty hose, ankle brace, ensure, depends….oh the list goes on.
October 7th, 2009
If a Mexican mangyna was a stripper/hooker this is what we would see. So after all the years in the lab, them scientists finally got it right.
October 7th, 2009
I didnt know they had Mexicans in that state
October 7th, 2009
She looks like Renny from Big Brother from a few years back….maybe it is! Hmmm…..
October 7th, 2009
This can only be a Russian chick. They walk like that in Moscow.
October 7th, 2009
This is what happens when you wake up at 49 and realize you were always meant to be a goth chick…
October 7th, 2009
omg, it’s Courtney love!
October 7th, 2009
I’d hit it!
October 7th, 2009
The 80s called. they want their wardrobe back!
October 7th, 2009
Ok….. I have a questions?? Where do you think this lady works?? At a sleazy strip club….
October 7th, 2009
Wow, the shoes definitely caught my eye, I sell sexy platforms on my site… but OMG, she should find a better place to buy her clothes, those wal-mart duds are way outdated!
October 7th, 2009
Has no one else noticed she looks like Mary Steenbergen?
October 7th, 2009
Ten bucks says her broom is parked in handicapped parking.
October 7th, 2009
OMG Grandma!! I knew she was still alive!
October 8th, 2009
OMG Grandma!! I knew she was still alive…
October 8th, 2009
OMG Grandma!! I knew you were still alive..
October 8th, 2009
I have never seen anyone wearing those shoes STANDING UP!
October 8th, 2009
Aww. She’s is probably going through a mid-life crisis. She wants people to know she is still young. Doesn’t a mid-life crisis happen in your 40′s? OOPs, a little late.
October 8th, 2009
leprechaun on crack
October 8th, 2009
WHAT are you saying? Are Mexicans supposed to look like this? a very ignorant thing to say.
October 8th, 2009
Seriously, she looks like a white woman, not Mexican. She does look ‘Dazed and Confused’, but it might just be her surprise that someone is pointing a cell phone at her, which immediately registers as a ‘photo-op’.
My guess is she’s reaching into her bag for a brush or comb, oops! Not fast enough.
(and BTW – That Wal-mart appears to be the re-modeled version)
October 8th, 2009
It’s the Wicked Witch of the West meets Carmen Miranda meets Charo o__O
October 8th, 2009
“Where are my damn meds!!???”
October 8th, 2009
Kirstie??
Kirste Alley??
October 8th, 2009
I actually like the skirt! It’s really cute if paired with the right top and accessories. However everything else needs to go.
October 9th, 2009
At first, I just saw her top and I thought, “well, that isn’t so bad”, then I continued to scroll down to see the rest of the picture: “Oh, my God!!!”
October 9th, 2009
Day Hooker?
October 9th, 2009
Seriously… Where can I get those sweet hooker shoes???!!?!?!
October 9th, 2009
Pico de “Guy-Ho”
October 9th, 2009
I think she beat up a Dominatrix for her boots and hose.
October 9th, 2009
Styling tips provided by Courtney Love!
October 9th, 2009
Suggestion: do not wear fishnets after being used for, say, actually catching fish.
October 10th, 2009
What in the hell is with the holy fishnets and the hooker shoes?!
October 10th, 2009
Dora The Explorer…True Hollywood Story (The Later Years)
….after Hollywood turned it’s back on her, Dora turned to tequila and turning tricks in South Carolina.
October 11th, 2009
::sigh::i hate having to see postings on this site of dumbasses that can’t dress from my home state…so sad:(
October 11th, 2009
Must be a close relative to Consuelo Jones from Pampa, Texas
October 12th, 2009
I’d hit it!
October 12th, 2009
I really like this site. It made me laugh dude. Keep posting.
October 13th, 2009
Those shoes r a litle high for u old lady haha just messing arounf
October 13th, 2009
Shirt… Okay sure for your age.. Maybe put on a sweater… Skirt.. Not so much go back and try again.. Shoes.. BURN THEM NOW! Or give them to a poor stripper..
October 16th, 2009
Seeing how this picture was taken in South Carolina, how could she
have crawled out of bed and made it all the way to that Walmart?
No, I’m afraid you can’t blame this fashion disaster on Mexico, this here
is good old American White Trash Fashion.
October 18th, 2009
Mamasita, where you been girl, you did the best Mexican Hat Dance we ever seen. Oh, you’re a dominatrix now??
October 19th, 2009
Why don’t people have more interesting things to do that belittle this person with this capitalist site? The comments here are such a waste of energy and time. Done!
October 23rd, 2009
Now I know where the illegals come after they jump the fence at the border. Walmart. See how ragged the panty hose is from getting hung up on the barbed wire. But who says the education system is good in Mexico. I mean those are the only shoes she could find to properly out run border agents with? I only have one word for you lady. N-I-K-E. That’s what the people in the hood wear in America when they try to out run police cars after a 3am stabbing or shooting. And at least with that skirt you didn’t have to stop, squat, and pee while running through the bush. You could pee on the run. Saves you a lot of time right? But I’m surprised you made it to America at all. With a skirt that short the police dogs could have picked up your scent 100 miles away. I bet skunks have nothing on that puddy cat huh? But at least you are dressed to get a job quickly in America……….as a go-go dancer. Or maybe you could apply as a greeter while there at Walmart. What? You don’t have an apartment yet? That’s Ok. You can freshen up in the Walmart bathroom every day like a lot of the other customers do.
October 28th, 2009
OMG!! This is my daughter’s MIL Karell. This pic makes her look good. She always looks like this. She showed up to my daughters formal wedding in 2 sizes too small hot pink spandex pants and a tiger print sequined shirt and those shoes. They would not let her into the country club for the reception. Not surprised she in on this site. That is a pair of “slimming shorts” hanging out from under her skirt. As you can see they work – not! What do you expect from a woman who wants her grandson to call her Kaka, instead of Karell??
October 28th, 2009
I love her!
October 29th, 2009
I absolutely love her!
October 29th, 2009
She looks like Courtney Love, but a little more with-reality.
October 31st, 2009
Casting for the remake of What ever happened to baby jane.
November 1st, 2009
Gloria Estefan really let herself go
November 6th, 2009
OMG!!!! I LOVE the caption!!!!!! Excellent!!!!
November 10th, 2009
Shes obviously trying to act younger. Lady, its not working. haha
November 12th, 2009
You sure this is South Caroline? Looks like it might be the supercenter in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. No foolin’ there is one there, right across from where the cruise ships dock. When I looked out my window in 2008 and saw a Wal Mart supercenter, I couldn’t belive my eyes! WTF?
December 3rd, 2011
oof! do we wanna know what happened to her in that alley?!?!?
June 5th, 2012
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