The Underwear Bandit



It’s only fitting that you have your jailhouse stripes on because you just robbed everyone of their innocence.

Delaware

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The Underwear Bandit, 8.5 out of 10 based on 19 ratings

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  1. bullet dr

    Looks like someone put a rubber band around a grape.

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  2. willy

    Looks like we have a sexy submission for girlsinyogapants.com OHH YEAA

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  3. Jen

    I just escaped from the women’s prison….I might get caught, but it was so worth it to shop at Wal-mart again.

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  4. verbatim

    These are becoming so common they are almost required attire for shopping at WM

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  5. mike reiley

    Help me out here. Should a thong even be made in that size ?

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  6. girl watcher

    she fejt something pop i think her banjo string broke.

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  7. Thinking **Pleeease dont grab the waters off the bottom of that cart!**

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  8. Mr Rollback (Laughing!)

    great gobs of goose grease on the griddle!!

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  9. jpark

    Looks like a rubber band on an egg

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  10. Larry Sheldon

    Gen Y

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  11. gina

    And she still has to squat down to get the water!! Yikes!!!

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  12. AlanW

    Judging by the HUGE purse, at least she is carrying a spare thong. Hopefully clean.

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  13. Jeff T.

    It is too bad the person that took the picture did not wait until she bent down to pick up her 24 pack of water from the bottom of her cart.. We would see some serious ass crack then.. :>)

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  14. CommonSense

    Looks to me like The hamburglar put her mask on a bit too low .. .

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  15. CommonSense

    There’s some photshopping done here ! A WM Woman of this size and only healthy food on the belt ? No way , I’m calling Bull5hit on this one ! !

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  16. CommonSense

    Where’s the chips. chee-tos,cheese wiz , soda, candy and ding dongs ?. . .

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  17. CommonSense

    She’s in shape ! Round’s a shape ! ! !

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  18. Oh Gheesh !!!!

    (In our beloved Andy Rooney’s voice)….”Did you ever wonder If these people with the low cut pants to expose their thongs just do it for attention” ?

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  19. Saltimbanco

    I’ve never found thongs sexy, but that woman makes it ten times worse.

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  20. why not

    she just wants to make sure all the boys know she is getting the flavor- saver panty ready for play time

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  21. Dave Campana

    I’d hit it like a champ all day long!

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  22. Whore Greeter

    That jailhouse chick would get hard time from me.

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  23. Tracy

    OMG that’s soo not sexy!

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  24. PPLWATCHER

    POWM guys, you said it best. I am rendered speechless.

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  25. Brook

    Im sexy and I know it!

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  26. Terry

    Sad thing is, they used to be boxers.

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  27. Donna

    Its the Whale Tail!

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  28. suzanne

    if she would spend some of the money she spent on that coach purse to buy her some pants that fit she wouldnt be on here :) just sayin’

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  29. Chris

    Thar she blows……whale tail sighted.

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  30. LordOvOpinion

    I’d Hit It

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  31. sara

    To the Id hit it…..
    I think he left out …
    with my car

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  32. She’s advertising for a roommate at her trailer. Quicker than craigslist.

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  33. Jack

    id hit it.

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  34. Kymedic911

    Just because it comes in your size, doesn’t mean you should wear it, sweetheart. I’m not having a problem with the thong so much as the tights that are 4 sizes too small. If a seam were to give way…………… DUCK!

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  35. Ass Floss!!

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  36. Lori-Bee

    How can women think under floss is enjoyable to wear…god forbid if she had hemorroids

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  37. mercyme

    There are chips, processed sugar drinks, bread, and what looks like hawaiian rolls on the conveyor belt. how is that health food? only “healthy” thing I see are the apples. still don’t understand how you don’t feel/know that your WHOLE ass hanging out of your pants….

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  38. hornsman

    Texas Longhorns fan???

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  39. signguy

    Honey, I don’t think the Naughty but Nice thing is gonna work out for you…

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  40. Kara

    Why do they have to make those registers so darn bright hillbilly blue? Honestly, they need to tone it down!!

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  41. Guadalisa

    @ Mike
    I’m pretty sure that thong wasn’t made in her size, but rather forced to be that size

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  42. connermac

    Tappity tap tap tap!

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  43. joe

    Wow, muffin top from hell.

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  44. CG

    Not only her striped shirt, but striped thong too. Am I the only one that caught that? Nice thong too! Happy camper, wish I could of been there to see it.

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  45. tim

    You really got up, looked in the mirror, and thought it was ok to go out in public like that?

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  46. Boomshockalocka

    I agree, it looks like a whale tale! Free Willy1

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  47. wth

    Women that size shouldn’t wear thongs, or overly revealing clothes. I guess its okay these days to dress slutty whatever you look like… damn. No dignity anymore.

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  48. saracenjack

    id tap that

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  49. applebottomjeans

    That sweatshirt is just God awful.

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  50. scott

    moby dick wasn’t the only whale tale there was in existence

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  51. JAG

    This is when you hope the 5 year old that you have with you says in a REAL LOUD voice that “That lady’s underwear is showing”. Hopefully it would embarrass the hell out of her, but it probably wouldn’t.

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  52. I See London

    What did Della Wear, boys? Now we know. It’s a high-powered slingshot that could injure or maim when it’s released!!!

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  53. goose

    Why do fat assed women flaunt their fat asses?

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  54. Grace

    How come people like this only exist in American Walmart’s LOL i have yet to see these type of people at a Walmart here in Canada where I am

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  55. krls

    Now that’s just nasty.

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  56. Rodger Capron

    I bet we would be arrested if we tried to give her a wedgie.

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  57. AirKitten

    Pass the eye bleach. I hate whale tail. Buy pants that fit or a longer shirt. Sheesh. *smdh*

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  58. loribl

    Who knew Waldo was a girl and that Waldo wore a thong?

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  59. THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT

    Linda S of Staten Island should be sentenced to 5-10 years of loneliness for her INCREDIBLY STUPID REJECTION OF ME LAST SUMMER……..

    OH!

    WAIT A MINUTE!

    Linda S is already doing a life sentence of rejection because nobody else wants the ugly, obese, foul smelling, bedbug ridden, scalp diseased garbage bag besides me.

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  60. THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT

    Linda S of Staten Island should have her picture taken and posted here next time she goes to the NJ Walmart. She is the obese old woman with ringworm in her balding dyed hair who is drooling, picking her nose, chasing everyone away with her unbearable odor, scratching her underarms and genitalia, talking to herself, making funny faces and busy rejecting the one guy in the last 10 years who liked her………………….

    ONLY BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE SINCE NY WOMEN ARE PICKY! PICKY! PICKY!

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  61. THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT

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    Yes Margarito, yes it is true. Si. When they check dislike, it means they dislike Linda S of Staten Island and when they check like, it means they like Linda S of Staten Island.

    Is 489 Dislikes and only 11 likes (by los bedbug y cucaracha)

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  62. Dawnr

    My eyes!!!! They burn!!!!

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  63. Eric

    Tracie’s mom decided that rather than get into another argument about exposing underwear and good taste, she decided to give her daughter an example she would never forget.

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  64. Bloodhoundgang

    Whole new meaning to whale tail huh

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  65. JustBob

    Thong thung blue…

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  66. CG

    @Rodger Capron She already has one!

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  67. I’d kinda like to see her face.

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  68. Target Prctice

    Forget the super soaker, I’m going for the paint ball gun.

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  69. eatech3

    Successfully Faped!

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  70. @THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT …. Dude you are pathetic! Give it a rest already! Who cares about Linda S in Staten Island but you?! Jack-Ass!

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  71. SmokyJoe

    Thar she blows, I can see the tail of the great white whale! Somebody gets me a harpoon!

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  72. Trina phillips

    AAAhhhhh! My eyes,my eyes.Wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

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  73. ib4, "Lol, fattie."

    @those who are all shocked about the healthy food in her cart

    Yes, because if you are fat, you MUST live off donuts, pizza, and McDonald’s.
    BS.
    Even if she is trying to diet or whatever, it’s not like she’s going to drop 10 sizes overnight. Yeah, it’s definitely not necessary for anyone to have their ass sticking out, but I’m getting really sick of all the ignorant comments about weight.

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  74. Neil

    Sad part of this picture is. When she put that thong on this morning it was not a thong until she sat down.

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  75. squid93

    I for one think that is sexy as hell! Would love to see the front view!

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  76. Snazzy

    Uh the healthy stuff is up there because she is using her food stamps, that healthy stuff is for her kids!! Her ass is going to McDonalds as soon as she gets in the car!!

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  77. Total hottie

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