November 16th, 2011
Shoe & Tell
Whoa! Quite a pair of shit-kickers you got going on there amigo. They sorta have this rodeo-witch feel to them but I really can’t be sure. Maybe you guys can tell me what these boots are made for, because I can see they aren’t made for walking.
Texas
Shoe & Tell,
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Talk about shit kickers!
November 16th, 2011
They’re made for kicking wet backs in the ass to get them across the border faster.
November 16th, 2011
They was made to make them idiots look like idiots lmaooo only in Texas….i see them here in Houston its ridiculas looking lol
November 16th, 2011
Looks like Santa may be getting a visit from I.C.E. for undocumented workers .
November 16th, 2011
If you look close you can see they are made from Alligator…the tail..weird
November 16th, 2011
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/guarachero-boots-when-long-is-simply-too-long.html
that site explains them
November 16th, 2011
Those are tunnel digging boots.
November 16th, 2011
This takes a whole new meaning to, “I will shove my size 10 so far up your *&^%.”
November 16th, 2011
Fur poeple with long toes
November 16th, 2011
Those are for squishing cockroaches in hard to reach corners.
November 16th, 2011
You never know when u will need a pair of skiis
November 16th, 2011
Overall it would probably just be easier just to clip your toenails once in a while…
November 16th, 2011
These shoes are the big thing in Mexico now. There was a small segment about them on the news here in Texas… Effin’ hideous!
November 16th, 2011
Well I’m guessing he’s a U.S citizen because he isn’t getting very far when someone yells “La Migra”…just sayin
November 16th, 2011
Like there was any doubt he was from Texas!!!! Duh!
November 16th, 2011
Check out the youtube vid on these things!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEiMA3QtYWc
November 16th, 2011
These shoes are for getting into the corners when you need to kill the cockroaches.
November 16th, 2011
I can think of waaaaaaaaaaay better things to spend money on.
November 16th, 2011
They’re for fitting in the fence better
November 16th, 2011
They are for killing cockroaches in corners.
November 16th, 2011
Those are as stupid as saggy pants.
November 16th, 2011
I had no idea that Santas elves had a western line…
November 16th, 2011
Cockroach Killers!
November 16th, 2011
No gringos wearin those.
November 16th, 2011
I represent the lollipop kids…
November 16th, 2011
Alligators are on the endangered list you dumb a#@hole.
November 16th, 2011
Ok who let Santa’s dark elf loose on the world???
November 16th, 2011
You know what they say about guys with big feet…they look like ridiculous dumbasses in their stupid shoes…
November 16th, 2011
We’ve all heard what they say about guys with big feet. Somehow I’m not buyin’ it in his case!
November 16th, 2011
Mexican pointy boots…to go with Mexican pointy heads…
November 16th, 2011
Those boots are designed for efficiency whist climbing a chain link fence.
November 16th, 2011
Those stupid boots are huge in Mexico right now. In my opinion, anyone wearing them belongs on the D-Bagging site as well.
November 16th, 2011
The long Mexican pointy boots fad coincided with a new dance craze of gyrating, drawer-dropping troupes dressed in matching western shirts and skinny jeans.They dance to “tribal” music, a mixture of Pre-Columbian and African sounds mixed with fast cumbia bass and electro-house beats. In Matehuala, all-male teams compete in weekly danceoffs at four nightclubs that offer prizes of $100 to $500, and often a bottle of whiskey.
for more information………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEiMA3QtYWc&feature=player_embedded#!
November 16th, 2011
It’s to squish the cockroaches
November 16th, 2011
The mexicans here in TX think this look is cool! Do a search for pointy toe boots mexico. I am telling you he thinks he looks like hot shit. And the longer your pointy toes are the cooler you are! I have seen bigger!
November 16th, 2011
Actually…….I recently read that these are the new thing in Western dancing boots in Mexico…..I think.. Goofy looking if you ask me, but to each his own.
November 16th, 2011
They aren’t made for driving either… Insane! They should be red or green, at least they could pass for elf shoes.
November 16th, 2011
@Wolf – Alligators aren’t endangered anymore. Don’t you watch Swamp People?
November 16th, 2011
Easy. He’s the trucker elf.
November 16th, 2011
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
November 16th, 2011
They’re called Guarachero Boots. And this guy’s pair aren’t close to how crazy they can get. See the link below for more info.
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/guarachero-boots-when-long-is-simply-too-long.html
November 16th, 2011
We call these cockroach killers in Texas. These are extreme and are the Hispanic equivalent to the sweetest of sweet, redneck super mullets featured here from time to time. This dude is on a whole new level of awesome.
November 16th, 2011
If they do it right, there is also always a matching belt with a sweet buckle. As you can see, this guy is so doing it right.
November 16th, 2011
Looks like they are a special kind of running shoe designed for high-speed border crossings.
November 16th, 2011
They are part of a pointy boot craze down in Mexico where they dance at rodeos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEiMA3QtYWc
November 16th, 2011
if you dont have anything nice to say….then dont say anything …. and i really dont have anything nice to say……in fact i would be down right mean and politically incorrect…………just sayin’…………………….
November 16th, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island once loved a guy they called Woozner because Linda S of Staten Island had bad taste and was muyyyyyyyyyyyyylovestupid because Woozner was a 24/7/365 drunk unlike me who doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble, doesn’t use drugs.
But Woozner of course didn’t feel the same about Linda S of Staten Island because she was ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggly! smelled bad, was obese, was old, had ringworm, bedbugs, roaches in her hair, bed, on her dog and in her beer.
They closed OWS yesterday just to get rid of Linda S.
We’d say HEY THERE HI THERE WOOZNER YOUR AS WELCOME AS CAN BE (BO BO BO) CLAP CLAP CLAP……..CLAP CLAP CLAP M-O-U-S-E
November 16th, 2011
Wait until Willy gets a load of those boots!
November 16th, 2011
They want you to think ‘fashion’, ‘cockroach kickers’ or anything else. The truth is: THEY ARE TO GET A BETTER TOE HOLD CLIMBING OVER THE FENCE!
November 16th, 2011
could you imagine him getting wedged in a escalator only to be captured by ice and sent back .hopefully santa delivers more of these shoes too illegals and watch ice arrest all over america go up in the malls with escalators.
November 16th, 2011
You know he can’t drive ANYTHING with those things on his feet and rides everywhere in the back of a truck. He says it makes him feel like be’s back to when he was a smuggled wetback and when he goes somewhere it feels exhilerating. It’s improved his sex life tremendously.
November 16th, 2011
You know what they say about men with big boots?
November 16th, 2011
… And every woman wonders?
November 16th, 2011
I suppose they’re also handy for scratching your balls if your hands are full.
November 16th, 2011
The guys with those boots look like Munchkins. I didn’t know the Lollipop Guild was in Mexico.
November 16th, 2011
Ectrodactyly survivor??
You’re welcome, Wiki hounds…..
November 16th, 2011
this one certainly does…..
November 16th, 2011
Spy vs. Spy?
November 16th, 2011
He is the border jumping champion and those are his water proof flipper/jumping boots made in Mexico for the guy that has crossed the “Line” into the US the most times without getting nabbed….Jose “The Jumping Bean” Beaner….
November 16th, 2011
Too bad these probably cost a boat load of money.
November 16th, 2011
These boots double as water or snow skis.
November 16th, 2011
Choot ‘em! Choot ‘em Liz!
November 16th, 2011
Hey Mellisa Q have u heard of spell check, because u need to learn to use it! this is how u spell ridiculous do u see an a ummm no, and those shoes are the ugliest things I have ever seen!!!!
November 16th, 2011
It’s just a stupid fashion/fad. How many can you think of? I’ll start.
Low pants with the underwear showing
Spiked hair
Rainbow hair
Mullets
Long hair on men
Platform shoes
November 16th, 2011
Marvelous! Now these assholes are taking jobs from elves.
November 16th, 2011
I like ‘em. You know, sometimes you can’t tell just how stupid a person is by the way the dress or act. This removes ALL DOUBT about it. I know instantly, at a glance, how stupid and gullible this person is. It’s like the saggy pants fad, or those squat little tires sticking out the side of your car (wheel wells).
I wish ALL stupid people wore a sign like this that says “HI! I’m an idiot!”
November 16th, 2011
Maybe they’re for short people that want to drive big cars… so they can reach the pedals?
November 16th, 2011
he can climb fences much easier now also who knew santas elves were mexican?
November 16th, 2011
Meh, the ball cap doesn’t work. He needs a 10 gallon hat.
November 16th, 2011
@Fly on the Wall
You know they only take the jobs that nobody else wants, right?
Would YOU want to be couped up in the North Pole, 364 days a year making toys for the Man?
November 16th, 2011
You could kill someone with those things!
November 16th, 2011
It’s a shame. I knew as soon as I saw those cockroach-killers the boy is from Texas. Thanks, Dude!
November 16th, 2011
Ever the innovator, Manuello developed a shoe that is not only functional on the dance floor, but useful for getting back and forth across the Rio Grande when ski boats are present.
Now, all he needs to find is another Mexican National that can afford a ski boat….and a few thousand other Mexican nationals who can afford his Cowboyskiboots.
November 16th, 2011
what a bunch of racist a-holes a lot of you commentors are. sure the shoes are stupid, but in what universe does that excuse slinging around racial slurs?
November 16th, 2011
Oh dear! For anyone old enough… and from the UK or Australia… Suddenly Tim Brook Taylors “Saturday night Fever” has come to life!
November 16th, 2011
This is obviously an intermediate stage in the making of a Heartless! Or is it a Heartless on the way to Nobody?
November 16th, 2011
@Dean
Cowboyski boots?
Would that be Mexican or Polish?
November 16th, 2011
Everything old is new again!
http://www.fashioner.com/magazine/2010/06/01/a-short-story-of-long-shoes/
November 16th, 2011
figures that a bounch of racists wouldn’t like my comment. lol
November 16th, 2011
Now these are the shoes Red Foremen on That 70′s show to kick everyone’s a**
November 16th, 2011
Something tells me he is lacking in other areas.
November 16th, 2011
If the video is any indication, they can’t DANCE in those stupid things either!
This IS one of the dumbest fads I’ve ever seen.
I love cowboy boots. In my closet as we speak, I have Justins, Ariat, Tony Lama, Frye and Durango.
THOSE are cowboy boots.
These this sobrino has on aren’t boots, those are an abomination!
November 16th, 2011
They’re made to get on people of walmart!
November 16th, 2011
Sadly – he had those tailor made for the shape of his feet.
November 16th, 2011
These guy’s are know as “chuntaros” an Indian or Indian-looking from northern mexico also known as an uncultured or lower class person. Or just plain ghetto…
November 16th, 2011
Y’all are wrong, Wrong, WRONG!!!
It is to compensate for a very short… ahem… “male member:”
November 16th, 2011
they look like there for Rumpelstiltskin.
November 16th, 2011
That is just plain STUPID!!
November 16th, 2011
He needs to walk back across the border and stay there before he trips someone.
November 16th, 2011
nice chupalabra boots
November 16th, 2011
I’m pretty sure they are an over-compensation for something else that’s reallyyyyyyyyyyyy small!!!
November 16th, 2011
Gosh, there’s just no limit to what guys come up with to compensate, is there?
November 16th, 2011
Stupid Mexican Narco fad. If some stupid drug lord in Mexico figured out how to gold plate a fart it would be the next great “de la moda”.
November 17th, 2011
is it wrong that those turn me on
November 17th, 2011
it’s so they can water ski over the border and not get their backs wet!!!!
November 17th, 2011
His other profession is proctologist, he can give you a very quick prostate check by giving you a swift kick in your rear.
November 17th, 2011
@NORTHERNGIRL
Now THAT’S an original. I love that comment. you’ve come a long way from writing novels here.
November 17th, 2011
They are for getting the cockroaches behind the fridge and furniture, so they don’t have to move anything heavy.
November 17th, 2011
I was thinking he was auditioning to be the token Hispanic in Leningrad Cowboys.
November 17th, 2011
What the ef?
November 17th, 2011
He wanted to tell the ladies that he wears a size setenta (70 for us gringos) *wink
November 17th, 2011
This style is only possible because most Mexicans can’t drive.
November 17th, 2011
These are the best shit kickers ever… you don’t have to wait for the shitter to shit before you can start kicking. The pointy toe allows the kicker to kick the shit before it reaches ‘fresh air’.
November 17th, 2011
They’re made for outing all you ignorant, racist, anti-immigrant scumsuckers who don’t even know this IS mexico…
November 17th, 2011
Hope the charm hasn’t worn off clicking his heels together 3 times while saying there is no place like home…
November 17th, 2011
I.C.E. made these so they can catch them
November 17th, 2011
OMG!!!
November 17th, 2011
Am I the only one who saw these and thought “Leningrad Cowboys”?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leningrad_Cowboys
November 17th, 2011
You can lean back when picking apples on the latter and not fall off.
November 17th, 2011
How do you drive with those on?
November 17th, 2011
“PFCs”, Puerto rican fence climbers
November 17th, 2011
They are pointy for Mexicans to stick into the fences so it is easier to climb over
November 17th, 2011
there desigened to get the cockroaches that run into the corner of the room
November 17th, 2011
Gotta love the Peter Pan getaway boots.
November 17th, 2011
attention…attention! rouge elf ! ! ! ! !
November 17th, 2011
What else can be expected from brainless wet-backs.
November 18th, 2011
They should be called shovel boots when you forget your shovel these will come in handy.
November 18th, 2011
Gee, I guess not any weirder than the bumper shoes I wore in the 80′s. Good for them! I like the ones that curl around in a curlicue.
November 18th, 2011
are you f**king serious? I’m surprised I haven’t seen those in Nebraska.
November 18th, 2011
Oh, these bring up all kinds of thoughts, like:
“How the heck does he drive a car in these???”
“Didn’t Orlando Bloom wear these elf boots in Lord Of The Rings???”
“I think he’s trying to trick gators to mate with his boots.”
“Horses live in fear that this cowboy doesn’t want a ride…”
November 18th, 2011
I think they really cool. LOOOL
November 18th, 2011
Cheeken keekers (Russ Martin rocks!)
November 18th, 2011
nose pickin’ boots and that is all they are good for! Butt ugly!
November 19th, 2011
I heard Ronald McDonalds was very jealous. With those boats theres no possible way to fall foward.
November 19th, 2011
that’s all I’m going to say.
November 19th, 2011
These shoes are ugly as hell but I didn’t know the folks on peopleofwalmart hated Mexicans so much judging by all the wetback/border comments.
November 19th, 2011
How do u drive??????
November 20th, 2011
WHAT THE ELF????
November 20th, 2011
I always heard that pointy toed boots were made for killing cockroaches in the corners…..just sayin…..
November 20th, 2011
These are functional shoes for shorter people that need to reach the upper shelves. I also hear they are producing this type of shoe as a ballet slipper.
November 20th, 2011
He must have some NARROW feet to be able to fit in those things!
November 20th, 2011
I guess the boot maker had more than enough alligator skin for one pair boots but not enough for two pairs.
November 20th, 2011
FOR SWIMMING ACROSS THE BORDER ALSO HELP TO DEFEND SHARKS! KICK THEM IN THE EYE OR KICK YOU IN THE THE EYE! REAL MEXICAN SHIT KICKERS HERE BUDDY!
November 21st, 2011
Walmart may sell a lot of things, but I am so glad they probably don’t sell food and drink from his homeland. Or home planet. Or home dimension. Whichever.
November 21st, 2011
I have heard them called roach stompers….for when the roaches get into a corner.
November 22nd, 2011
That’s my son!
November 23rd, 2011
It must be tricky walking up staircases/steps. Easy enough on the way back down I suppose.
November 23rd, 2011
I’d be thrilled to see a guy with shoes like that, if the rest was of his outfit were so fantastical. The cap just makes him look like shit.
November 25th, 2011
Gives new meaning to the phrase: “keep it up and I will stick a boot up your *ss!”
November 25th, 2011
Their for Red Foreman!!!
November 27th, 2011
These boots are made to kill roaches in the little cormes of the room! Very handy!
November 27th, 2011
Wow Its Called A Chuntarro Its A Style.. So Stop Hating(:
November 27th, 2011
Wow Its Called Chuntarro.. So Stop Hating(:
November 27th, 2011
Its Called a Chuntarro Yea They In Texas So what? Stop hating(:
November 27th, 2011
He must be Mexican! You know what, he is Mexican
November 27th, 2011
why are SOME white people so racisist?? we dont sahy S**T about your tight A** shirts and your toes all jammed up in your dancing shoess dnt be B*****S youre justr mad kus ur race is the least interesting of all!!
November 28th, 2011
it looks like he should be in the circus with the rest of the clowns
November 29th, 2011
it looks like he should be in the circus
November 29th, 2011
it looks like he should be in the circus to me
November 29th, 2011
alligator shoes ! ! ! you couldn’t figure that one out ???
November 29th, 2011
those are called roach killers so you can get the bug if it runs into a corner lol anyway lmao only at walmart
November 29th, 2011
wow he did custom made those by simply just shoving his foot in a long nose gators a$$
December 1st, 2011
They sure aren’t for driving either.
December 2nd, 2011
These boots are made for helping him cross the chain link fence at the border.
December 2nd, 2011
They’re for dudes trying to over-compensate for something…
December 3rd, 2011
This is why we shouldn’t let anymore f*cking Mexicans into the United States of AMERICA!! f*ucking ridiculous!!!
December 4th, 2011
Kickass Poulaines. Unfortunately, not the place to be wearing them, & not the suit to be wearing them with.
December 4th, 2011
They’re for skiing across the Rio Grande
December 5th, 2011
shit.. even i know what these are used for!!!! jumping the fence more effectively ;D
December 7th, 2011
Believe it or not those boots where made for dancing.
December 8th, 2011
Them boots there are made for fence climbing maybe? Lmao!!
December 9th, 2011
The new osha approved work boots!
December 14th, 2011
It’s a Mexican elf! hahaha
December 19th, 2011
I dont understand how some people be so racist. what have these people done to you other than want a better life for them and their children.
December 21st, 2011
Just plain silly
December 26th, 2011
I respect the fact that we all have the right to have an opinion, but all the mean, racist comments r not necessary…read a paper n do some research dumbasses! The rio Grande has no water!!! N if they climb a fence it is to come here for a better life n to do the jobs all u people think it too good to do…….
January 4th, 2012
Those are obviously for climbing fences, he must have just made it over the border. Welcome to America, would you like some of my tax money….
January 6th, 2012
Little does everyone know, he had those shoes custom made because he really hates cutting his toe-nails!
January 11th, 2012
I feel like he’s not so much in charge of those boots, but rather the boots are in charge of him with their magical bewitching boot powers.
January 14th, 2012
Maybe he doesn’t cut his toenails
January 26th, 2012
wow he didn’t skin the snake to make those boots rather he stuck him foot in some snakes ass and started walking around.
February 23rd, 2012
you know what they say about a guy with big shoes……
February 23rd, 2012
dude if he kicked someone in the ass he could literally get charged with sexual assault… bahaha this one is tooooo funny. could you see this dude running or riding a bike for that matter or how the hell does he drive in those
February 23rd, 2012
colonoscopy?
February 24th, 2012
Them are for drilling cockroaches in the damn corner of a building
February 28th, 2012
Ha man i liv in a mexican town here n texas n alot of my friends have these….these definatly for ridin…..mexican teenagers called Trivaleros wear these to dance the new mexican music craze called “Trival” but not all ar3 this big..most are alot shorter but still as redicolous looking LOL
March 4th, 2012
Those would be Fence Climbin boots…notice the thin pointed toes…they fit in the holes better.
March 20th, 2012
PEOPLE!!! the fence climbing and the cockroach drilling joke has been used on this post a hundred times!!!! just because its been a year doesn’t mean you can just copy it and score funny points!
April 12th, 2012
1st of all: OW! MY POOR LITTLE EYEBALLS! 2nd of all: just last Sunday i saw a mexican dude whose retarded outfit would go PERFECTLY with those stupid shoes.
May 6th, 2012
stupid……………………………………………………………………………………..
May 6th, 2012
those are the new rocking chair shoes just lean forward and back and you fall asleep standing up
May 11th, 2012
theyre tribal boots dumb asses
July 9th, 2012
You guys are just idiots.. boots like these are things we’re used to we like them we like how they look so what pinichis gringos pendejos
July 15th, 2012
overcompensating. ‘Nuff said.
September 21st, 2012
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